#sharkbite ic

[dragonic-floral]

-> Nervous. He was painfully nervous as he moved about the floral island. He didn't know anything about this island. This wasn't his home after all. - @young-sharkling [SHARKBITE]

The Kingdom of Flowers was covered head to toe in florals of all kind. Some even looked like they grew out of the gilding’s making it look exotic and fantasy like.

Two guards stood by the gates. One with a sword on his hip, his armor resembling a Starflower while the other held his sword. Armor resembling a Sunset Daylily.

[young-sharkling]

"Uuuugh... I can't stand being inside. I wish he'd let me out more often..." -> The shark pup huffs, sitting in front of a window and watching other demons out and about in the flowers.

[rocketfromphighting]

“It’s Showtime!” ⭐️

Heya there everyone!! This place looks pretty great, huh?

A couple things before we get started!

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A few things ✨ 💥 I do ship Swocket, Brokerzuka, Zukaheart, Rocketboard, and more. So, sorry if you dont like those! 💥 There will be art :3 💥 You can send asks to Rocket, ofc!! 💥 Other parody accounts or any anons out there, feel free to send asks!! I don’t bite I swear! 💥 Rocket will speak in quotes and blue! 💥He's got an IC strawpage now!!

Tags: #rocket ic (the old tag for in-character responses and posts) #___ interaction (An interaction with another character parody blog) #sharkbite! // rocket ic (tag that i barely use bc i keep forgetting to) #rocket draws (Rocket ‘spraypainting’ a request)

Headcanons!

Rocket lovveesssss seafood!

Obviously, he has many explosion scars and things like that.

He knows how to carve his horns, it’s just a bit hard to reach it sometimes.

When he was younger, he’d like to paint Zuka’s horns blue (like how they were before) so they’d match.

Favorite song is “AIN’T NOTHIN’ LIKE A FUNKY BEAT”

He scratches random things into the metal of his prosthetics when he’s bored.

Fangs :) +chew toys

Just a biiitt of autism sprinkled in there

Jealousy issues

Cannot spell words with “ie” or “ei” in them to save his life

Yapper!!!

FtM (Transmasc)

He's fit, but not that fit, sadly.

He has a blue blahaj plush!

Usually, the animal I think of him as is an Axolotl/Shark!

VC: ???

TY FOR READING!! I hope you enjoy your stay :)

[starbright-sunset]

all your muses are edible in a good way and i’m bored.. so here’s what i think all your parodies would taste if i ate them :]

stargazer - butterfly pea tea jelly/mousse (more specifically one of the galaxy/space themed ones i see on youtube)

rocket - striking popping candy

buster rocket - ashy blueberry pound cake

PJ rocket - marshmallows and confetti

darkheart - smoke and fresh seafood and probably something i definitely shouldn’t be eating

medkit - tea flavored crunchy edible decorated glass

eggbox - creamy egg custard with a bit of himalayan salt

zuka - BLACK SESAME SOUP with some brown sugar melted in

ban hammer - pork roast with wine but the pork roast is horribly out of shape

valk - lemon crepe cake /pos

firebrand - really hot burning apple strudel

koistaff - (she looks like a calico /pos) sashimi

ghostwalker - burnt ashes and gas

sword - strawberry gelato with strawberry edible glitter and too much metal that half masks the flavor

hyperlaser - a combination of beer, tea, and coffee

broker - a chocolate coin with a taste of metal to it

traffic - dusty chocolate orange and probably a purple chocolate bar /aff

windforce - mango sago or mango sticky rice cake

7mk0 - OHHHHH BOY. the orange parts look like edible orange glass while he looks like he’d be a vanilla cake with dark chocolate foundant with a hint of orange zest. the horns would be hardened dark chocolate with orange bits inside them, with powdered sugar and edible glitter. his wings are edible sugary glass with a small hint of lemon/orange mixed in with them. i think you may have deduced who i am from this one part /silly

rainbox - rain drums, soft melodies (in all seriousness he also looks like he’d taste like blueberries and butterfly pea tea)

jesterspace - ribboned candy apples

slingshot - chia seeds and cupcakes

icedagger - ramune!!

frankenhammer - grape and lime flavored sponge cake

coil - fizzy soda mixed with gummy worms, an energy drink, and probably some really sweet junk. everyone collectively agrees on said drink being a chemical hazard but some still try it anyway out of morbid curiosity

pirate valk - seaweed soup

captain rocket - prawn crackers and cold soba

rainbeau - GAY CAKE!!!! GAY GAY HOMOSEXUAL GAY UHH WHAT ELSE (rainbow crepe cake with all the colors being different fruits)

hellhound - probably the most inedible here but if i had to say something. really dry baked bread/crossiant that’s been in the oven for too long

follower - milk pudding with a sheet of edible glass on the top

the inphinity - collectively watered down milk flavored jelly??

egobworder - strawberry shortcake. his armor is edible chocolate with a silver polish over it

coil 2.0 - wires and crunchy metal and circuits and video games and probably,, some strawberry and blueberry in there too (very faintly)

steampunk - lemon-orange (orange leaning) flavored cookie?? custard?? he would definitely be cookie flavored though

coolerbox - really fizzy soda with 10 energy drinks and probably drugs in it

cozyshot - warm cinnamon/chocolatey pastries straight out of the oven.. hot chocolate

g. zuka - stardust. perhaps lava cake

c. zuka + c. traffic - depression flavored black coffee and an energy drink diluted in hot chocolate respectively

sharkbite rocket - 5 day old shark fin soup and loneliness

dovord - candy hearts, red heart lollipops, and heart sprinkles

blaster rocket - blueberry flavored tiramisu with a hint of depression

pest - APPLE PASTRIES. CARAMELIZED CINNAMON APPLE ROLLS.

mach- a mousse: rich dark chocolate on the outside, rosy and creamy on the inside

hacksaw - tutti frutti flavored ice cream but the sauce is dried blood and the cone is metal

builderman - pound cake with a layer of powdered sugar

john doe - something that shivers and burns in your mouth, eating away at everything until you corrode. regrets of a long forgotten time.

griefer - thorny poisoned stinging nettles. eeewwww /j

the phighting beans - mochi with a fruit corresponding to the bean’s main color (though i’d say they’re too cute to be eaten)

Oh Oh holy fuck anon How did you- How long have you been writing this??? I was stunned into pure SILENCE when I saw this ask holy fuck I am just- Holy shit I need a minute my guy this is so???? Fucking cool???? I understand all of these so well...

[brainless-but-thats-all]

just remembered mayoni taking garlis swimming to find out 1. They cant swim and 2. They have nerve damage meaning their skin wont prune 3. They like sharkbite ice cream the most

[gurkhasblade]

Who is the Mother of the Sea? Madame Coral?

The question seemed to stump him for a moment, eyebrows furrowing in thought as he tried to put a face to the name.

“Coral…? No. I dun’ bother th’ Coral woman or th’ Turtle. Water hot ‘round ‘em. Hurts.” Another pause as he tries to formulate his words, nodding to himself. “Nice tho’. Heat scarin’ off th’ Abyss Ghost, s’alright by me. Coral woman ain’t bad.”

He gestures behind him to the large, barnacle covered chest. Apparently he didn’t seem to get why no one understood she was right there. How could no one see her?

“Mum’s mum, right ‘ere. Saved me from drownin’ an’ brought me home. She not leavin’ home ‘til ‘em pirates gone. S’gotta get rid of ‘em.”

[farm-witches-fic-recs]

Random recs? Things you've enjoyed but doesn't often fit in a commonly asked about category? Maybe Schitt's Creek space program, or unexpected pairings? Something I haven't seen on rec lists - been seeing a lot I've already read and want to try something different. Any length. Thanks!

If there's one thing the farm witches love (well, one other thing besides peanut butter and long walks through the fields), it's randoms. Uh, random recs. For fics, of course.

We are very pleased to present this extremely random selection of fics. Seriously. It's all over the place.

Against the boards - lanime17

Ah, leaven help me, he’s dangerous - @yourbuttervoicedbeau

A batch made in heaven - @thegrayness

Blues and purple-pink skies - @streetlampsunset

The days of our lives - basingstoke (@basinke)

Flip the switch - @yourbuttervoicedbeau

How Albany got her groove back - anonymous

I’m not sorry it’s over - @DoubleL27

It couldn’t please me more - NeelyO (@neelyo67)

Let me see your beauty broken down - dawns_early_light

Merry Christmas, Farley Gordon - @kiranerys42

Mint Condition - seadeepy (@oceangenasi)

My heart is like a haunted house - @dinnfameron

Natural Selection - @ICMezzo

No Dress Rehearsals - @kindofspecificstore

Path to paradise, road to ruin - @nilolay

Sharkbite - @trueillusion82

Spinning on that dizzy edge - @thegrayness

A taste for the finer things in life - @Delilah-McMuffin, @spiffymittens

Vanilla ice cream (imagine that!) - @nilolay

Whiskey Nights - @treepyful

Plus, bonus video content from @nilolay just because someone reminded us how funny it was.

Enjoy!!

[sssn-neptune-vasilias]

Masterpost 2019

Hey, it’s about time I made a new one of these after all this time, amirite? Thanks a million for reading my stuff all this time. I might make a poll soon for which fic gets its next chapter.

X for ff.net link

Y for AO3 link

Currently In Progress

Blake What Do Your Faunus Eyes See, Extracurricular edits, Heroes After All, Heroes Against The Odds

RWBY

Tribute To Monty Oum

For Monty (x) (y) This was made to honor the life of the man who inspired me enough to get better.

Non-Shippy Stuff

Shattered Ice (x) (y) Yang and Weiss get into a bad argument

Monsters Once Heroes (x) (y) Plot edit dedicated to portraying Adam as the anti-hero most of the FNDM had seen in him before he was depicted as the sadistic sociopath canon introduced to us

Renora (Nora/Ren)

A Wish Kept Secret (x) Cute Renora fluff, no smut

Excerpts From Ren’s Journal (x) Character exercise dumps for Ren, usually short poems written in his POV

It’s Time To Say Goodbye (x) (y) One of my best stories, reviews are always appreciated

Lemon Tea (x) (y) The title is a pun even though there’s hardly any smut. Just really cute fluff

Let’s Try Something New (x) Butt-stuff

Together, Together (x) (y) Different smutty scenarios following Renora

What If? (x) (y) (Really cute, fluffy Renora)

Heartstrings In Knots (x) (y) My first shibari fic

Arkos (Jaune/Pyrrha)

A Little Less Traditional (x) (y) Arkos pegging *dedicated to pornstarloozy*

I’ll Make A Man Out Of You (x) (y) Pyrrha being super dominant with Jaune *cover by the-stray-liger*

In Our Humanity (x) Character exercises for Pyrrha

Restless Fantasies (x) (y) Pyrrha having some fun in the shower to the thought of Jaune touching himself

Blake/Sun/Adam

Pride (x) Polyamorous Blake/Sun/Adam fic dedicated to the-stray-liger for their amazing artwork

Bumbleby (Blake/Yang)

Blake, What Do Your Faunus Eyes See? (x) (y) Easily my best fic, cute slice of life Bumbleby fluff

North Pole (Weiss/Pyrrha)

Evening Dances (x) (y) Weiss seduces Pyrrha at prom

Monochrome (Weiss/Blake)

Hurricane Checkmate (x) (y) Surprisingly good smut I wrote against my own will

Milk & Cereal (Ruby/Pyrrha)

I Just Wanted A Shower (x) (y) Transgirl!Pyrrha fic I did to fill out a prompt

Black Velvet (Blake/Velvet)

Prey (x) (y) Blake works out her dominant urges with Velvet

Combat Goggles (Yang/Neptune)

Shocking Surprises (x) (y) Whp knew shock collars was an actual kink?

Sunflowyr (Yang/Ren)

Sunflowyr Dragons (x) (y) Sunflowyr being super cute together

Enabler (Ruby/Yang)

Strawberry Sunrises (x) (y) This is Enabler (Ruby/Yang) smut. If you need to avoid this for any reason please do so.

Seabiscuit (Neptune/Glynda)

Extracurricular (x) (y) Self-indulgent fluff of the ship I captain in my spare time *cover by the-stray-liger*

Cinder/Yang

Fanning the Coals (x) My attempt at a darker plot

Crosshares/Combat Totes (Coco/Velvet)

Girls and their Toys (x) (y) Velvet’s super shy so Coco decides to help her

Ladybug (Ruby/Blake)

Don’t Tell Yang (x) (y) Ruby’s coming of age and Blake’s there to show her the ropes

Bundycane (Velvet/Melanie/Miltiades)

The Candycane Club (x) (y) There is twincest (between the Malachite twins) in this one. If you need to avoid this for any reason please do so. (Chapter 1: canon!Twins/Velvet. Chapter 2: Cis-swapped!Twins/Velvet)

Snowbird (Qrow/Winter)

Descending (x) (y) Winter is coming... all over Qrow. Dedicated to the-stray-liger)

Sunny Bunny (Sun/Velvet/Ciel)

Sunny Bunny (x) Sun and Ciel spend some time with senpai Velvet

Black Sun (Blake/Sun)

Free Time (x) (y) Blake tests Sun’s Semblance

Emerald Series

Sunrises (x) (y) Emerald and Mercury start the day together

Sunsets (x) (y) (Sequel to Sunrises) Emerald and Mercury go on a date

Dawn (x) (y) (Prequel to Sunrises, Sequel to Sunsets) Emerald has a little too much fun with her alone time

Blake/Sun/Matte

Pirates In Lust (x) (y) First Mate Matte Skye walks in on Blake and Sun being intimate and is invited to be part of the sandwich

OCs

Bath Buddies (x) (@rosiedoestheirbest’s OCs Opal Rackley and Hana Jinsoku share some time in the bath together. Find both OCs at @teamoshn. Cover art by @stompinmonstersart)

SharkBites (x) (y) A novelization of a dope RP

Marvel

Gwenpool Kisses The Marvel Universe (x) (y)

Heroes Against The Odds (y)

Ficlets

Inappropriate- Renora

Midnight Snack- Renora

Cake- Renora

That’s Not Syrup- Renora

New Firsts- Renora

Bittersweet- Renora

Things About You- Renora

Pressure- Renora

Excited- Renora

Daddy- Nora/Pyrrha/Ren

Fraternizing- Seabiscuit

No Breaks- Seabiscuit

Progress- Seabiscuit

X=?- Seabiscuit

Wounded- Tauradonna

Baby Girl- Bumbleby

Incentive- Seabiscuit

Optional-  Seabiscuit

Fibbing- Renora

Home Remedies- Pyrrha/Blake/Yang

A Schnee’s Penance- Frostbite

Fuck You Liger- Frostbite

Repairs- Reese/Yang

Bail- Blackboard

Frozen- Frostbite

Taste The Rainbow- Reese/Neon

I Don’t Have An Excuse For This- Weiss/Winter/Adam

Beeing A Schnee- Winter/Leila (damnian-wayne’s RWBY OC)

Sin- Nora/Leila (damnian-wayne’s RWBY OC)

Mother’s Day- Ruby (non-shippy)

Dad’s Not Home- Taiyang Xiao Long (non-shippy)

[smokeclan-oc]

Echolight - sleek grey tom with vibrant green eyes

Family: Jackdawhum (father), Sleekmane (uncle), Jayflight (mother), Bluefeather (sister) Gender / Sexuality: tom / gay  Personality: soft, gentle, confident, alert Backstory: Echolight was chosen to be a response warrior during his apprenticeship. When he took his trip to the Crystal Caves, he was offered the opportunity to go inside. Echolight is one of the few cats not a leader or medicine cat who shares dreams with Starclan. He is chosen for his warm heart and the way he can instill confidence in others. Able to calm down a panicked group, or gain the attention of a rowdy crowd, Echolight is often the response warrior soothing a queen when her kits go missing, or assuring a worried starving clan that Starclan will melt the ice on the water.  Echolight is still a skilled hunter and fighter, though most of his skills are on the hunting side. A great fisher, he’s fast and stealthy, which is the reason he can handle himself in battle well, though he has never come close to taking a life. Ideal Partner: the battle worn response warrior who loves coming home to their soft cuddley warm sweet bf, the new response warrior who looks to Echo with admiration, the newly made medicine cat who isn’t good at calming down their patients but Echo is Position | Clan: Response Warrior | Brookclan 

Beaverfur - sleek brown shecat with dark points and yellow eyes

Family: Mudstep (father), Brownpuddle (mother), Pikesplash (brother) Gender / Sexuality: she-cat / bisexual  Personality: responsive, good listener, good advice giver, smart, can be focused and on task no matter what emotions get in the way  Backstory: Beaverfur was a strong apprentice, earning herself a warrior name, and a title of Response Warrior. Each clan has three to five Response warriors, in charge of responding to emergency situations in any part of the forest, though mostly in their own territory. If a kit goes missing they are called, if a fire starts in another part of the forest they go to help.  Being a fast runner and strong swimmer, Beaverfur was the obvious choice. All the Response warriors have a schedule so at least two are awake at one time. Beaverfur takes the shift from sun high to dawn. These chosen cats are often seen as heros in the clans, thanks to being there when trouble happens.  Beaverfur has already saved an apprentice from drowning, aided Frostclan in killing a fox, and drove off a badger from their territory. She’s young, and well respected. She’s good at what she does.  Ideal Partner: savior complex, fellow EMT from another clan or shift, someone who got passed up for the position who always tags along  Position | Clan: Response Warrior | Brookclan

Koisplash - pale tortie calico shecat

Family: Puddlestep (father), Fadingstream (father), Frogcatcher (brother)  Gender / Sexuality: shecat / bisexual Personality: sweet, smart, empathetic, upbeat Backstory: Koisplash is the response warrior in charge of apprentice training. Newly made warrior, Koisplash was chosen to follow after her mentors pawsteps and become a trainer. With her fitting into the role, her mentor Sharkbite, retired. Koisplash is only a few moons older than the oldest apprentice, which means she needs the support of mentors in order to do her job well. For the most part she gets cooperation, besides the few who have a hard time seeing her with respect. Sharpbite was a gruff older Tom, and Koisplash tries to live up to his expectations.  She’s a smart shecat who can see peoples flaws, see their strengths, and judge them accordingly. Her opinion on the clans duties are taken with high regard Ideal Partner: the top mentor, a fighter type warrior, someone who is grumpy but loves their effervescent queen Position | Clan: Response Warrior | Brookclan

[outdoorjoylab]

Ice Makers in 2022: Reviews and Recommendations

Here we ranked and reviewed the top 18 Ice Makers that are highly rated by customers. You can see some famous brands as Gevi Household, SharkBite, Wizisa, Silonn, Electactic, ULIT, Dreamiracle, E EUHOMY, FRIGIDAIRE, hOmeLabs, COSTWAY, Gilati, LETRA.

[awildhanmonster]

More Ado about Characters:

Alright, now for round 2!  The following characters are all more one-offs and have no direct relation to each other quite the same was as Nell/Leonora/Barnes do, so let’s see if I can keep this under novel length.  

Remy Green, aka Remy:  17 years old in current canon, and still in the last leg of high school, Remy is, for lack of any better term, a reverse werewolf: perpetually stuck in the form of a gangly wolfdog monster on all nights save the brightest of full moons.  Originally just a “normal” human kid just trying to survive through graduation, her entire life wound up turned on its head when an out of control werewolf attacked and bit her while out with friends one night.  He was subdued and arrested, even later charged for the negligence and violent assault, but the damage had been done and the virus passed on— in the worst ways.

Remy essentially suffered the equivalent of a severe allergic reaction and anaphylaxis during the first shift, which took hours (normal were shifts should be minutes) and resulted in her parents frantically driving her to the ER in tears.  She survived, though the diagnosis— for a fragile kid with shaky self esteem— was, at the time, seemingly a fate worse than death.  Despite her form, she never seems to suffer the loss of mindfulness or weakened inhibitions of most werefolk during “peak” moon periods.  

Remy has since started learning how to cope with life in a new form she didn’t really want or ask for, and she has the full, unwavering support of her parents, though it’s still a lot for a teenaged kid to handle.  I’m pretty sure she wound up being pulled from high school and is trying to finish out her last year and a half or so at home, though she could really use some friends she doesn’t think are “obligated” to love her like her parents are.  I think she’s pretty lonely and dealing with a lot of depression issues.  Luckily she’ll fall in with Wayne at some point, who’s like a sweet (greasy stoner) older brother, and he and the rest of the Losers can adopt the hell out of her as a little sister and teach her how to not give a fuck about what humans think when you’re a weirdo.  She’ll earn her happy ending eventually.  

Rose Lund:  Absolutely 100% a retooling/transplant of one of my dearest, most beloved, super shitty/earnest self-insert characters as a 12 year old on Neopets and I have NO SHAME AT ALL.  Rose is a human mage (they do exist!) around 30 or so, a pale/skinny English-Caucasian mutt with green eyes, straight brown hair, and a penchant for fancifully extra looking dyed bang fringies because she’s stopped giving a fuck.  She’s one of those rare people who can strike up a conversation with just about anyone, blessed by a very… unique way with words that’s unintentionally contributed to her internet fame as a slice of life blogger about the day to day trials of pet dragon (well, wyrm) ownership.  

Rose has been passionate about rare and magical exotic creatures since she was a wee girl, and developed an obsession with dragons (‘wyrms’ being the correct term for all non-sentient varieties) before she was out of grade school.  In college she double majored cryptobiology and spell artistry, then upon graduation, acquired a pair of rare pygmy wyrms— from temperate and tundra subspecies— respectively, as pets, both for personal reasons and to aid in her pursuit of a master’s degree in cryptobiological husbandy.

Pygmy wyrms, it should be noted, are generally terrible pets.  While only growing to approximately the size of a house cat (10-12 pounds on average) and sporting the appearance of beautifully miniaturized mythological six-limbed dragons any fantasy nut would fall in love with, they are far from domesticated, exasperatingly precocious, and have the charming habit of expelling flammable gas from a myriad of orifices when startled.  They have a distinctive, vaguely musky sulfurous smell about them regardless of cleanliness and are just clever enough to ignore training commands when convenient.  Imagine giving a very ornery, very clever raccoon flappy wings with a several foot wingspan, feeding it rotten eggs, and strapping a flamethrower to both ends, then rigging it all with an excitable hair trigger.  That is a pygmy wyrm.  Rose owns two in an apartment complex: Ice Pack (Packy), who is a pale milk white/ice blue, and Sharky (Sharkbite), who is black and burgundy/red.  

Needless to say they’re the loves of her lives and she revolves around them, having garnered a massive internet following thanks to her daily posts about their antics and the realities of exotic pet care.  They’re harness trained now and reasonably polite, though this is only due to years of hard work and constant reinforcement.  She hopes one day to breed more biddable specimens and help contribute to the conservation of the species worldwide.  Also, they’ve made her very good at anti-flammability hexes.  

Shun —: known only by her first name, a kitsune who moved into the apartment complex fairly recently with her pet pipe fox, Yuzu.  It should be noted that kitsune are particularly long lived among mythicals, though how long exactly that is tends to be hotly debated and unknown by all but the foxes themselves.  What is known is how they are extremely slow to age after reaching their peak maturity/fitness, with certain individuals reported over 500 years old and, apparently, showing very little of their age beyond a massive swath of grown tails (nine being the highest on known record).  Kitsune typically grow to around 30-40 lbs, outwardly resembling a much large. leggier, more willowy silhouette than traditional foxes, and will begin life with a single tail that splits or “buds” and multiplies over time.  

Neurologically they are fairly unique among mammals, possessing a kind of distributed intelligence throughout the body that can give the tails a “mind of their own”, so to speak, in much the same way as octopi or other related cephalopods do.  In fact, due to the extremely slow rate of cell death/turnover, a severed kitsune tail will continue to move and attempt “functioning” for weeks, even years by some reports, under correct conditions.  Which I’ll get into shortly.  

Swerving back to Shun herself, she’s an artist by trade who zigzags between traditional and digital freelance work for a living.  Conservation of mass is still in place for humanoid shifts— which all kitsune can voluntarily assume— with predictably small, delicate, androgynous bodies that rarely get above 4’5’’ or so in stature.  Features like pointed ears or slit pupils/exposed tails can be morphed or shown as desired, though the chronic perception of being childlike or “cute” regardless of how old they are is a pretty common occurrence.  Shun is no stranger to this either, and hates shopping for clothes at non-mythical-specific places because she has to do so in the *really* young children’s department for anything to fit.  

Back on the subject of pipe foxes, though— Shun is a kitsune with 3 and 3/4 tails.  She had an unspecified accident several years ago in which she lost the final quarter of her fourth tail, but managed to retrieve the piece after several weeks of searching, at which point it was already trying to become a pipe fox.  Pipe foxes (at least in this world) are the result of a severed kitsune tail’s survival instincts going horribly wrong (or right) and attempting to restructure themselves for survival, and the amount of tail there (i.e. how much was separated from the body) will determine what becomes of it, though the “starting” process is pretty identical no matter what you do.  

If a severed piece of tail has no food, eventually, with time, it will die.  If, however, you keep it somewhere safe (like a drawer) and you present it with food (which could be, I don’t know, a chicken leg), it will sense it, and you will see the start of a small, gaping fanged mouth begin to grow from the stump.  Once this has formed, the tail will wriggle itself to its prize and devour everything it can, sustaining it.  Keep feeding the tail and it will continue to grow legs, organs, features, and a face— though not necessarily in that order.  Eventually, you will have a small— usually mouse to rat sized— beautiful white magic fox, prized heavily by black market collectors for its splendor and apparent luck giving properties.  A true quarter-tailed pipe fox will live somewhere between 5-40 years, unpredictably.  The distributed intelligence of the tail will reform/conglomerate into a brain relatively on par with a modern pet dog, possibly smarter (or much dumber) depending on your luck.  

If, however, there is MORE than roughly a quarter tail chopped off, with more of the nervous tissue and mass intact, the pipe fox resulting may appear larger and more robust.  Many exotic buyers have been lured into purchasing these creatures from traders without realizing, and years later the unlucky recipient will find their precious fox’s skin suddenly flaccid on the ground like a shed cocoon, having erupted into 75 tinier pipe foxes that will summarily swarm the accessible property to spirit off with literally anything they decide is valuable, never to be found again, often raging like an infestation for days or WEEKS before vanishing forever.  

Rumor has it that feeding an entire severed tail will result in 75 tiny pipe foxes bursting forth from the cocoon shell that will each burst into 75 more bug sized foxes each, resulting in a plague of nigh biblical proportions.  But that’s never actually been confirmed on record.  

Needless to say the kitsune have a lot of protocols for dealing with severed tails and will usually destroy half-formed pipe foxes of unknown origin on the spot.  Shun keeps Yuzu as a pet due to being intimately aware of the little rat-sized creature’s origins, and she still had to sign SO many extra insurance papers and wavers before the complex would let her move in.  

I am not good at keeping it short, am I?  Wow.  Well, there you have it!  I’d be happy to answer any extra stuff I forgot too if someone has a question.  I do love these nerds.  

[elvenvishnu]

Undersink Osmosis, can't find a splitter to feed water into system?

I have an under-sink Osmosis system I want to hook up.

It needs a water line which I have (runs to my ice maker under the counter). It SHOULD be easy to get a Y adapter or splitter of some sort, but I'm having no luck finding what I think I need at a Lowes.

What am I doing wrong here?

https://preview.redd.it/b19k8bof1xl71.png?width=1653&format=png&auto=webp&s=9ea2d494a25fc0618d885cc850743178bee402e4

This is what the system shows for the diagram, my issue is I need an angle stop adapter that will work for what my setup is, but my local store only has Sharkbite push connectors. I'm not sure what to order exactly?

I wanted to just unscrew one end of that 3/8 line and put my Y adapter (or whatever...) there but I can't find anything to use to make the connection.

https://preview.redd.it/q290qnze0xl71.png?width=1204&format=png&auto=webp&s=4bf28111d6c5acdff2a58ba55005bb12b129371f

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