#shane hurricane helms

[coffee-n-bagels-comic-universe]

I thought I'd give you all an updated list of men (and 1 lady) who I find attractive:

Lita, my beloved redheaded warrior princess. Shane, my goofball husband.

Edward, my king.

Early Hardys and BOD, the 4 men who could absolutely make me give in within 5 seconds of being in the ring with them

Tallest boi and Kilt boi my beloved, André and Piper

And finally Smol and Tol of WWE's NWO

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I have the opposite (?) Of this, I can't get enough of a certain boi's scared, or rather 'oh shit, I'm fucked' face. Examples include:

seeing pictures of men w blood on their face is like. oh man i wanna be you so bad. i wanna make out with you in a storage closet. i want to gently cradle your face and wipe the blood off with a washcloth. you are the ideal man. you are my pretty pretty princess

[rickrude]

[blueonwrestling]

Shane Helms seething mad over Hook winning Rookie of the Year over Logan Paul is hilarious.

[championshipwrestling]

Stand back! There's a hurricane comin' through!

[ijustthinkevilunoisneat]

[axelwolf8109]

HI SHANE

[thedyf]

One of my goats.

[anthonysstupiddailyblog]

Anthony's Stupid Daily Blog (932): Wed 9th Oct 2024 

At about nine o’clock tonight I was so pissed off with myself for not attempting to do anything of note, no films, books music etc that I decided I was going to squeeze something in and settled on trying to do 1000 weight lifts. My system was to do 100 then rest for five minutes while massaging my muscles with the massage gun I got for Christmas then do another 100. I got to 700 before my arms felt like they were going fall off like Jeff Goldblum’s human skin in The Fly. Despite falling considerably short of my goal I still felt somewhat proud of myself for only spending 23 hours on my fat arse today doing fuck all. 

The news was dominated by Hurricane Milton descending onto Florida and causing all kinds of carnage. The cruel thing is that Florida is one of the only places in the United States where there is nice sunny weather all year round so the people who have recently moved there will have gotten a nasty surprise when the hurricane dislodged a giant teacup from the ride at Disneyland and deposited it in their front garden. I feel most sorry for the alligators in the swamps because all their prey will be staying well away from the water so the gators will be going hungry until the wind dies down. There are some conspiracy theorists who actually think that democrats have used machines to control the path of the hurricane in order to take out the Trump loving states. I’m not sure about this, as far as I know the only way one can can control a hurricane is if you’re Vince McMahon and if the hurricane in question is played by Shane Helms. 

[coffee-n-bagels-comic-universe]

(REDUX) Shane Helms (19/?)

(Tag List: @tantamount-treason @piratewithvigor @thedollmaker16 )

[littletroubledgrrrl]

Happy belated 50th birthday Shane Helms/Hurricane Helms!

Shane’s wicked birthday cake! Happy Birthday again, Shane. I don’t doubt you had an amazing birthday this year!

[likeit-or-whumpit]

Shane Helms moves his teammate, Shannon Moore, out of the way of his finisher.

[pepperstreak]

Could I perhaps request My baby boy Hurricane / Shane Helms in 10 and Arin's baby boy Shannon Moore in 20 for your mystery art game?

You think I've got the budget for superheroes on this blog???

Luckily this mild-mannered, glasses wearing, (suspiciously green haired) backstage wrestling interviewer has elected to take the spot!

@piratewithvigor you've received a gift!

[xxamorxexmortexx]

Stand back, Candice! There's a Hurricane!

[coffee-n-bagels-comic-universe]

How could y'all mention him but not add the clip?

Also, Hurricane too because I love his goofy ass.

Masks are kind of hot actually