#shameless in tbe bg
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i, orange-head, am the all powerful tangerine. and if i ever hear you call tangerines tiny oranges again, you shall face our temperine… which is a silly pun for tangerine temper. and don’t tell me my name is ironic, or i will beat you.they tell me i need anger-manderin classes after my third aggravated assault charge, but i am above the law. that was also silly pun. it was supposed to be anger-management classes, you see? but i decided to add a little twist. i bet you were like whaaaat.

#the tangerines aren’t calling us big monkeys either#now are they?#tangerines#aliens#tangerine smut#WHY IS THAT A SUGGESTED TAG???????#best friend requested for me to add a clarification#cleminification if you will#which is that i am completely sober#truly#i am sober#i am just enlightened#no drugs for this bad girl#only tangerine headed aliens called orange head#mandarin#cleminefine#how the fuck tou wrire clemintine#shameless in tbe bg#shameless
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