#sh. your love will be the death of me ; tothedevilsshow

[caracarnn]

‘✩’ - lanfear tothedevilsshow lol

ship meme thing - @tothedevilsshow

Disagreements: Who is more likely to raise their voice? Lanfear Who threatens to leave but never actually does? Lanfear Who actually keeps their word and leaves? Rand Who trashes the house? Lanfear does more than just that Do either of them get physical? Lanfear for sure How often do they argue/disagree? all day, all night Who is the first to apologise? neither lmao

Sex: Who is on top? they switch Who is on the bottom? see above Who has the strangest desires? Lanfear wtf Any kinks? she probably has some that he doesn't even want to think about Who’s dominant in bed? both Is head ever in the equation? Yes If so, who is better at performing it? Lanfear insists on it Ever had sex in public? Not really, no Who moans the most? Lanfear Who leaves the most marks? Lanfear ugh Who screams the loudest? Lanfear fml Who is the more experienced of the two? Lanfear she's like 3984750987609856 years old Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? making love is NOT in the equation Rough or soft? rough How long do they usually last? until he gets sick of her Is protection used? yeah some sort of weave probably Does it ever get boring? NEVER Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? Tel'aran'rhiod

Affection: Who likes to cuddle? Lanfear tries Rand ews Who is the little spoon? n/a Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?Lanfear for sure Who struggles to keep their hands to themself? Lanfear How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? that happens immediately Who gives the most kisses? Lanfear sometimes too many What is their favourite non-sexual activity? fighting? Where is their favourite place to cuddle? n/a Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? Lanfear but it's NOT playful How often do they get time to themselves? please never

Sleeping: Who snores? n/a If both do, who snores the loudest? neither Do they share a bed or sleep separately? she made them share If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? sometimes she tries Who talks in their sleep? neither. Rand will pretend sometimes to see if she tries to enter his dreams lol Are either of your muses insomniacs? Rand is Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? n/a Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? she does this TOO much damn it Who wakes up with bed hair? she does for sure Who wakes up first? Rand Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? he has servants What is their favourite sleeping position? he likes to get up and leave Who hogs the sheets? neither Do they set an alarm each night? Nope. Can a television be found in their bedroom? n/a Who has nightmares? Rand Who has ridiculous dreams? she does ok she's weird Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? Lanfear Who makes the bed? neither What time is bed time? n/a Any routines/rituals before bed? no actual rituals Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Lanfear of course

Work: Who is the busiest? they both are for certain Who rakes in the highest income? Rand does but Lanfear can get whatever she wants Are any of your muses unemployed? nope Who takes the most sick days? neither Who is more likely to turn up late to work? neither Who sucks up to their boss? Lanfear but she HATES her boss What are their jobs? she's a darkfriend ok lol he's the dragon Who stresses the most? both Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? equal parts tbh Are your muses financially stable? yes

Miscellaneous: Is money a problem? nope How many cars do they own? I bet she owned a sho-wing Do they own their home or do they rent? n/a Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? n/a Do they live in the city or in the country? n/a Do they enjoy their surroundings? rarely What’s their song? hatef--k ; the bravery What do they do when they’re away from each other? RAND CAN BREATHE. Lanfear stalks him tbh Where did they first meet? backw hen he was Lews Therin Who spends the most money when out shopping? n/a Who’s more likely to flash their assets? Lanfear Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? n/a Any mental issues? she probably has worse ones Who’s terrified of bugs? neither Who kills the spiders around the house? n/a Their favourite place? rand's favorite place is anywhere she's not Who pays the bills? n/a Do they have any fears for their future? sometimes he has fears of HER. Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? neither Who uses up all of the hot water? Lanfeare Who’s the tallest? Rand but she's not short at all Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? Lanfear. she wants to be next to him always Who wanders around in their underwear? Lanfear Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? n/a What do they tease each other about? n/a Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? he cringes about her period Do they have mutual friends? NO lmao unless you count Asmodean? Who crushed first? I mean it's kinda complicated Any alcohol or substance related problems? nope Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? neither Who swears the most? Rand