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[noodleraptorr]

fanart of @rubydubsnuby ‘s smiling friends warrior cats desgins, as well as doodles of Brittany and dj spit. I love sf and wc and crossovers so I kinda had to draw them. my headcannon is that Charlie lost his tail saving Pim from a monster •3•

[universallydestinytaco]

Even More Silly and Irreverent SF Headcanons

Warning: This glorified shitpost contains a heavy dose of MLM (Morons loving Morons)

EDIT: So apparently in the Spanish Dub for SF Charlie's girlfriend is named Zoey and I made this post before that info became more well-known and prior I dubbed her as Susan....Zoey is a cute name OMG

This one time Charlie, Dj Spitz, Glep, Mr. Frog, Jennifer, Shrimp and one reluctant Alan all decided to spend one April Fools day split into street gangs competing to see who could prank the most people within 24 hours before everyone involved was tossed in the county jail until Pim and a pissed off Zoey had to bail them all out the morning after.

Simon S. Salty tried to bribe his way into the Pearly Gates of Heaven with coupons at his shoddy restaurant but God was so offended by the mere idea of eating his slop that he told St. Peter to press the big red button to open the trapdoor under Salty’s feet to H-E-double hockey sticks so he can go peddle his 2-bit McDonalds knock off to those who truly deserve it. Eat up Satan ya big red loser!!!

Pim is actually much stronger than he looks, he can open pickle jars with one turn of the wrist and he can carry Charlie over his head while running a mile without breaking a sweat (or his spine for that matter).

Charlie bamboozled the entire internet by editing The Mr. Frog Show wiki by adding fake episodes with a source that lead to the famous RickRoll video, only for everyone to read him the riot act when he accidentally exposed himself. Hah! That idiot.

One hot summer day Glep spat on the sidewalk and the spit droplet just sizzled and evaporated into steam….from that point onward Glep has been trying to convince his co-workers that he can literally spit fire and when trying to prove such a claim he spat into Charlie’s coffee.

Pim and Zoey had to bail Charlie out of jail once again for attempted murder (See the HC above for the reason why).

Mr Boss was cursed into turning into an owl beast in his sleep and he has to take a potion once a day to keep him normal, hence why he was freaking out at the end of S2E1.

Alan wears a skin-tight red jumpsuit under his neck and tie and underneath all that he has goofy-print boxers with a smiley face patch on the seat.

Pim is still friends with Jennifer even after the initial mix up when he introduced her to Shrimp. She gives him special “Thank You” coffee and treats in the house every year on her and Shrimp’s anniversary.

Smormu does makeup tutorials and travel vlogs on YouTube.

Charlie found out that Pim and Susan both crush on him and decided: “Why not?” Thus was the beginning of a beautiful polycule.

James what super jealous and was ready to reap his revenge until Charlie pulled a Saitama and punched James in the nose so hard that he whimpered away like a pitiable little biyatch!!

Glep, Pim and Smormu went to Miku Expo cosplaying as The Triple Baka Squad (Pim called dibs on Miku).

Alan attends Beatnik Poetry Night with Glep on the bongos.

Smormu started dating Dj Spitz and lemme tell ya he is VIOLENTLY protective of her, Whoever killed Canon!Smormu wouldn’t stand a chance against this guy.

[cagneyblooms]

okay new sf oc yay!!

sum facts

- She's my oc shoestrings younger sister.

- she's practically stuck in the 80s, still uses some lingo from back then

- Her and landlords relationship is.... Complicated. They were first highschool sweethearts, he ended up having to move away till they ended up meeting again in the 80s, he gave her his address so they could meet up again but years after when she finally went she found that he had moved out from that place. It broke her heart but shes still on the look for him, curious about what happened to him

- she dated dj spit to fill the gap in her heart but found it wasn't making her as happy as she thought it would

- used to be in a band w her sister, she's still got the talents for it

- her best friends are amy and.. james? but especially amy. she would definitely be good friends with brittney too however

- she loves going out to spaghetti disco and places akin to it and partying till morning

- her voice actress would be Poli Genova

[darapnerd]

Don’t forget my next show is this saturday! I will be DJ and spitting some bars for @the_unlikely_heroes EP release party at @musiccitysf We gonna have some fun! #rapnerd #unlikelyheroes #sf #bayarea #eprelease #epreleaseparty #hardcorenerdcore #humpday

[universallydestinytaco]

SF Headcanons ROUND TWO

CW: Unbridled chaos and possible shitposting

Alan carries around a rubix cube cube with him for stimming, he wonders if he’ll ever solve it.

Charlie logs into Shitter and gleefully trolls all the gullible and bigoted Karens on there.

Many find Pim attractive in a dainty boywife way, Pim who is seriously lacking in social cues didn’t realize at first when people where flirting with him.

Smormu and Pim love harmlessly gossiping to each other in the break room.

Glep killed a man with only his thumb.

Mr Frog made his own “neon green sauce” he advertised on some shitty website and Charlie was crazy enough to try it, he along with like 50 others wound up bedridden for weeks afterwords and they all sued the pants off Mr. Frog, not like it’s any skin off his nose because he’s the richest and most powerful man in the world or whatever!!

Charlie is a Cheech and Chong fan and he has all their comedy albums.

Pim competes with his sister Amy, like even though she’s the golden child Pim knows he’s got what she covets: that lovely figure of his! Pim decides to be petty one day and shows up to Amy’s wedding wearing a little red cocktail dress showing off his curves knowing all the compliments he’ll get. Everyone wonders why Amy is in bridezilla mode all of a sudden because it’s not like Pim wore white nor is it as flashy as her wedding dress so he couldn’t have deliberately upstaged the bride right?

Gwimbly attended a convention with his own panel and everything and gets legitimately emotional upon seeing dozens of cosplayers and fans overall who haven’t forgotten him long after he was abandoned by his crappy company.

Glep is a menace to society on April Fools Day, one time he let a hoard of frogs loose at the Spaghetti Disco and watched the chaos from afar.

Smormu loves wearing cute pastel clothes and she wears different ensembles everyday, she gets a lot of complements as she so deserves because she slays!

Dj Spits eats nails for breakfast without any milk. (Dj Spitz kinnies please DON’T attempt this irl)

Mr. Boss is a time lord, his office is his TARDIS and his son is his companion.

Glep makes Alan read him comic books before bedtime.

Mip is a JK Rowling stan and he eats up everything she says…..don’t be like Mip, Mip is a brainless little shit!!