#sexyman 2024 semi-finals

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Simblr Blorbo Sexyman Tournament - Semi-Finals

Nails (@occultradio) VS. Bishop Tokh'Narek (@iberissims)

(polls are presented left -> right unless stated otherwise)

Who deserves the title of Simblr's Sexiest Blorbo more? Remember to vote with your heart!

Winner of this poll will advance to the finals

Additional images and propaganda (if provided) available below!

Nails

Just a blocker on SanMy's roller derby team

Bishop Tokh'Narek

You are hungry, thirsty and in need of a bed, but are fucking broke? Come to Bishop's. He always has a warm meal and a place to sleep for you if you are willing to help to wash the dishes.

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Simblr Blorbo Sexyman Tournament - Semi-Finals

Viscera Vogt (@occultradio) VS. Arielly Vespertinai (@paracosmic-sims)

(polls are presented left -> right unless stated otherwise)

Who deserves the title of Simblr's Sexiest Blorbo more? Remember to vote with your heart!

Winner of this poll will advance to the finals

Additional images and propaganda (if provided) available below!

(main image(s) needed to be cropped for formatting and will be provided in full below the cut)

Viscera Vogt

Singer, guitarist, author, bar owner, husband wifey and father what can't he do?!

Arielly Vespertinai

Here comes a buff disabled hot gal with the wheel steel chair!!

I love my post-canon little blorbo more than anything else, you dont understand. I couldn't help myself but put entry her.

...I dont have much to offer as why you should vote for her other than: have you seen her? She could crush your head between her thighs. She could step on you with a metal leg. She has the prettiest brown eyes the world has seen. You could spend eternity kissing each freckle on her face and shoulders and back. Imagine being tired of walking and you have someone stong enough to carry you as passenger princess (regardless of gender lol) in her wheelchair. Isnt that perfect?

Arielly is adventurous, dance-machine and loyal. She's very stubborn, but a ride-or-die for the people she holds dear. She may or may not have an account for arson. She's the type of person whose friendship feels better than therapy. She will help you hide a body. She will kill a man for you. She will lavish you in gifts and attention and enough money to bail you out and pay for the best attorneys. She will not, in fact, realize you like her beyond friendship unless you directly shake her by her shoulders screaming this fact in her face. But its okay, she's just attraction-blind. Nobody's perfect, though her mix of sharpness and softness might lead you to believe that. Truly, the best of both worlds.

🎵 Smash the competition, baby

Show us some good entertainment 🎶

Pretend I know how to shade muscles properly, please and ty (T-T). For some reason, even with maxed-out sliders in cas, you can barely peek at her abs and thigh muscles in-game.

Look at that profile, though. Are you seeing that profile? Ethereal. Gorgeous. (Can you tell I love her yet? That regardless of anything, she's already a winner in my heart?)

I need everyone to see her. The world doesn't know what its missing by not seeing this amazing woman at least once in their lives. Have you seen her now? Truly, a blessing.

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Pinned Post - Simblr Sexyman 2024

(this post will be edited as needed throughout the tournament)

Welcome to the simblr blorbo sexyman bracket

We are currently in round: None! Tournament over 💔

Stay tuned for future brackets!

Other tags:

finals, semi-finals, round 3, round 2, round 1, all active polls, all finished polls, all sexyman 2024 polls

About/Rules under the cut (please read!)

This blog and bracket are both being run by @ssspringroll (aka @exculis)

Propaganda and additional images can still be submitted, and will be included in the next round of polls from when it was sent in. You can also send in propaganda for other people's sims, as long as its positive! No negative propaganda!

Feel free to send it in through the ask box, or however else you'd like

What is a simblr?

A Sims Tumblr. We blog about sims. You don't need to have a blog dedicated to sims in order to enter or participate. If you just like voting on things, you don't even need to know what a sim is! All are welcome to vote as they please.

What is a blorbo?

In our use case, a blorbo is a sim you really like that is either your original creation, an EA/Maxis premade, your makeover of an EA/Maxis premade, or a sim born in-game from some combination of the above categories.

You may not submit other people's creations.

What is a sexyman?

A sexyman can be any gender under the sun. They should, ideally, be sexy. But you can use your own best judgement if, for example, the competitors are not a gender you think of as sexy, or if you don't think of any sims as sexy at all. In that case, you may modify your definition of sexyman to be the one that is the most fashionable, or has the best vibe, etc.

Bracket??

This is a tournament-style competition (for fun!)

There will be multiple rounds, in each round two competitors will fight for votes in a tumblr poll lasting 1 week. The winners of each poll will move on to the next round, fighting another foe in the same sort of battle.

Depending on the number of entries the tourney may be short or quite long. If the number is on the lower side, there may be a loser's bracket, wherein the losers of each poll will have a chance to redeem themselves, and fight their way back to a chance at the crown.

This is NOT a popularity contest.

While no one can control how you vote except you, you are encouraged not to just vote for the simmer you like more or to only vote for your friends. Instead, try to vote with your heart. Maybe you'll discover a new favorite?

NO Negativity

We are here to celebrate everyone's sexy sexy blorbos, not to put anyone down for any reason. This includes yourself. It will not be tolerated. No guilt trips, self-deprecation, or negative propaganda. Let's all be chill and be friends, okay?