#sexy man in kilt

[joselito28-1]

the handsome guys are on @joselito28-1 's blog

[mondaysaglitch]

drew "ITS ON SIGHT" mcintyre

[kilteddaddy]

We swapped dads jacket for a much smaller one, knowing the buttons would pop open at the most inconvenient time

[defaultnaming]

The doctors so far from my perspective (Not rtd2 inclusive, I don't know them yet):

Fugitive- Are you really 'resisting arrest' if you didn't know you were doing it?

1- Diversity win! Your kidnapper is a trans man from another planet!

2- Scots are sexy, Kilts are sexy, Recorders are sexy, time lords are not sexy

3- Millitary interventionism is a stupid policy, but it's either this or karate so...

4- I was in a silly, goofy mood your honour... what do you mean I'm on trial I thought I was the witness?!

5- Orange cat energy. Like where are they? Not here!

6- Homophobic gay does crime

7- Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss = Atrocities

8- Sorry! I forgot everything you said a minute ago, I was looking at my shoes

War- Cute but also suffering

9- Cute but also suffering, this time in northern though so it's different

10- Gets away with war crimes because he plays truama cards like Yugio

Tentoo- A proud war criminal. Seriously lock this man away

10 Again- Disasterous, like watching someone repeatedly walk into a wall that they're convinced isn't there.

11- Gets away with war crimes by killing everyone else

12- I will create an environment that is so character development.... With an electric guitar

13- Is it trauma if I just hide away from the problem and never, ever speak about it ever?

[isagrimorie]

Dear Kathryn, One day you will become an adult. A sexual adult. A fearless performer. And an unabashed lover of your own body. But it won’t happen overnight. You will grow up the only daughter in a family of beautiful and dysfunctional boys. You will attend an all-girls Catholic school and wear a little bride’s dress to marry Jesus at your First Communion. You will find your husband, Jesus, to be very attractive. In the third grade, when you and your friends are walking home from school, a grown man will flash you. You’ll all laugh as it’s happening, but then burst into hysterical tears. When you go to your friend’s house and play “marriage,” you’ll always play the husband. That way you get to be the one with the dick. At 13 you will draw a picture of yourself in pencil in your diary. (You will keep a diary because you will have a need to put your thoughts down, to express your innermost everything.) You will point out all the physical negatives: your pointy boobs, zits, huge nose, stringy hair. So much of your shame will come from your physical self—and your relationships with other girls. You will have friends who betray you at every turn, and that betrayal will feel so real and deep and physical. When you get your period, one friend will be so jealous that she will convince you (and a bunch of other people) that you got it only because you fell on the bar of a boy’s bike. In high school you will learn how to compartmentalize your sexuality, how to put a lid on it. Though you won’t actually touch anyone else until the summer after senior year, you’ll be a chronic masturbator. It will be a deep, weird secret that is also awesome and private and yours. The first time you will feel sexy will be in college. You will wear a black leotard, a tartan kilt, Doc Martens boots, and a headband, and people will start looking at you differently. And you will admit to yourself: This doesn’t feel bad. Still, you will spend so much time feeling messy. You will spend so much time comparing yourself with others and trying to be articulate, knowing that you’re smarter than the words coming out of your mouth, that you are smarter than the guy you’re obsessed with.

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(hat tip to: twitter user sckberry)

[mydaddywiki]

Ian Blackford

Physique: Husky Build Height: 5′ 8″ (1.73 m)

Ian Blackford (born 14 May 1961-) is a Scottish politician who served as Leader of the Scottish National Party (SNP) in the House of Commons from 2017 to 2022. He has been the Member of Parliament (MP) for Ross, Skye and Lochaber since 2015. Originally from Edinburgh, he previously worked as an investment banker and has been involved in various business ventures since. He was the national treasurer of the SNP from 1999 to 2000.

There's just something about this guy that has me excusing myself to go to the bathroom for a quick release. Obviously, the English accent is a big factor as well as his chubby frame. But I think what got me most of all was Blackford in a kilt. What? I love a man in a kilt.

Oh snap. Recently, he ‘dumped’ his wife after almost 24 years together just weeks after the pair returned from a trip to France, where they were hoping to buy a holiday home. He spent £300 from their joint bank account on sexy lingerie and jewelry for his new girlfriend who he stole from her husband. Now that's straight pimpin. And I love that. What? Everyone loves a bad boy.

[mad-aims]

Anyone watching Comic Relief? Did you see the bit with the car???

He did the thing!!

This thing:

….and he got a WAHOO! 🙌🙌🙌

He also said something about showing us something sexy and was like “No I’m not wearing my kilt again.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Well you are in Salford, it’s not known for its warm climate! 🤣

I love this man so much!

He came, he served and he devoured! 🥵

Getting all James Bondesque in the Aston Martin, Sir your Crowley is showing! The suit, the car…. He doesn’t just play Crowley, he ACTUALLY is him.

[ayeforscotland]

I see you beautiful man in your sexy kilt but! I also see cat toys??? Where is the cat please?

Cat x2

Faolan and Aoife

[cevansbrat0007]

You’re writing is so amazing, literally love everything you put out!! Do you have any romance book recommendations?!? Literally anything, I fully trust your judgement lol😌

Omigosh! First, thank you so much for the compliment. Second, I got you.

*whips out Kindle*

I've broken it down into categories. Here we go:

Contemporary Line of Duty Series, Tessa Bailey - If I want something quick, down, and dirty I reach for her. I recommend starting with her Line of Duty Series, which features the most delicious rough and tumble cops finding love.

The Coppersmith Farmhouse, Devney Perry - I adore this small town, enemy-to-lovers romance featuring a single mother and the local sheriff. Sheriff Jess can be an ass, but he grovels well. The Game Maker Series, Kresley Cole - Centers around three Russian brothers who have ties to the mafia. While each man is different and beautifully broken in his own way, they all believe in taking what they want. And once one of the Sevastyan's have set their sights on you, they will not take no for an answer. They're also not opposed to kidnapping either. The Italian, T.L. Swan - What happens when a summer fling ends up being so much more than that? This romance tells the story of an Italian mafia boss and his forbidden love with an Australian tourist. There's sex, angst, danger and so much more.

Historical *Outlander Series, Diana Gabaldon - Claire and Jamie's love literally transcends both time and space. This series contains an amazing romance, well researched historical descriptions, elements of magic, and so much more.

Paranormal The Psy Changeling Series, Nalini Singh - If you love stories about shifters and people with psychic abilities then I totally recommend checking out this series. Slave to Sensation is the first book, and premise goes something like: the ruling Psy prefer to exist in a world devoid of feelings and emotions, but what happens when one of their own finds herself craving something only Lucas Hunter, the alpha of the Dark River Shifters, can provide? *The Guild Hunter Series, Nalini Singh - Think Buffy the Vampire Slayer, but with Angels. This series is amazing and the love story between Raphael (the Archangel of New York) and his precious mortal, Elena (who is a badass in her own right). The world building is fantastic, the romance is hot, and each book only gets better. And believe me when I say, these are not your grandmother's angels. I also love the fact that you get to watch their relationship grow and evolve across multiple books. *The Night Huntress Series, Jeaniene Frost - Also has a Buffy the Vampire Slayer vibe, except the heroine is actually half-vampire herself. Bones, her eventual love interest, reminds me of Spike. Just a little bit. And just like the previous series, their romance spans multiple books. Also the love scenes are fabulous. *The Fever Series, Karen Marie Moning - If you love reading about heroines trying to solve mysterious disappearances, the Seelie and Unseelie Fae, and a delicious Alpha Male that could just easily rip you apart as well as fuck you - I'm looking at you, Jericho Barrons - then check this out. This series requires a little commitment because the romance, while hinted at, doesn't start until you're a couple of books in. But it's so worth it because you're rewarded with a territorial, possessive, darkly handsome anti-hero. *The Highlander Series, Karen Marie Moning - If you're a sucker for men in kilts, ancient curses, time travel, and drop-dead-sexy highlanders who fall hard for their modern day mates then please read. Also, some of these heroes go on to appear in the Fever Series as well. Immortals After Dark Series, Kresley Cole - Another great one This one features characters from every corner of the lore. I'm talking vampires, witches, valkyries, berserkers, demons, werewolves, succubi, and more. The men are swoon worthy and the women are badass. But what I especially love is the creativity and humor she manages to weave throughout her stories. She uses the fated mates trope quite a bit, which I love. However, what makes it great is that a lot of times the men show up like: "You belong to me now. I'm ready to take you to home" and their brides-to-be are like "Fuck off. Come any closer and I will stab you/shoot you/light you on fire". And what's more...they absolutely follow-thru. Those heroes have to earn their women. Oh, and the sexy times are good and spicy.

Hope this helps! If you or anyone else decides to read a book from this list, please let me know what you think!

*Indicates Book Boyfriend

[joselito28-1]

the handsome guys are on @joselito28-1 's blog

[shotbyafool]

Macbeth thoughts:

There’s no point in doing a production of Macbeth without putting some energy into the insanity of you doing a production of Macbeth. one of THE most recognizable scripts in Shakespeare’s canon, littered with quite literally dozens of phrases that make ears prick when spoken aloud, cannot be said without some fanfare. You’re dropping famous lines every five minutes, let’s make a scene of it!

Relatedly, witches as stagehands. Witches as one-line messengers and murderers. Witches as minor men in the big big story being told. Witches as pre-show ushers, I don’t care. DO IT ALL.

Lady Macbeth and Macbeth should be approximately 30 seconds away from f*cking on-stage at any given moment

Banquo should be cast and performed by absolutely the most charming guy in the cast; oozing charisma, captivating audience members from across the room, and being so very sexy. this is a requirement.

drunken Porter monologue being 50% improv is the backbone of society

It should be illegal to stage the Malcolm/Macduff scene with no homoeroticism. I think staging Malcolm as petulant and lascivious at the top of 4.3 is the only thing that makes it believable, and also coincidentally allows for bisexual flirting.

on Macduff: obviously the second most important guy in the play. him as aloof soldier under immense pressure due to his belief in what is right, which finally causes him to snap in aforementioned 4.3… he CARRIES!

Figuring if the dagger and the ghost being visible to the audience is good or not. Compelling case for either. Witches being as quiet manipulators of the set/scenery could be utilized here?

What, you have a guy who used to be your friend, now your enemy, who is the only person who can kill you, due to fate and destiny? Sounds gay to me.

Trying to figure out if there’s a sexy way to have guys carrying sticks or guys touting about heads. Maybe not.

This play is so, so much better said with a Scottish accent. (intentional non-Scottish accents may be utilized sparingly. an English Lady Macbeth makes my brain go TZZT TZZT, like a live wire.)

Gender is the whole thing. It’s the whole play. Costumes are a part of the whole thing; pants vs. kilts is a very classy and sexy dichotomy, though it obviously depends on the chosen time period. Lady Macbeth in pants is obvious but always is cool. Or do it all in drag. Something to be said here about the witches but I can’t even get into it

Lines which I think need to be said with absolutely solemnity and pause: “Unsex me here”, “Dispute it like a man / But I must also feel it as a man”, “If we should fail— / We fail?”, probably more.

Killing Macbeth off-stage is the coward’s route. Blood must have blood - ON STAGE, before my eyes!

[fenrislorsrai]

we have gay open mic here every week, but it happens to fall on Halloween this year. So my coleader for Pride waylaid me to do costume contest judging. We had prizes for three categories and she got stumped on what to do besides: Most Niche and Scariest.

Since I was now judge, category three was now "Sexiest Costume as Selected by an Asexual" because this is hilarious. It was still audience cheers for fav, but I am selecting entirely based on my taste and getting to say WHY because these are not at all based on actual sexy costumes.

Cowboy- classic. Everything to like. vintage singing cowboy styling. hat and boots stay on.

Scotsman- Man in kilt, really all I need., Kilt also stays on. Says he: "do you like the bathrobe? That comes with since I'm, actually a DEPRESSED scotsman". Well now you're the saddest, wettest man in the room. You've got my number, sir. I'd like to give you soup and a hug.

Couples set: Miss Piggy & Kermit "This is a set where I need to be part of a ham sandwich"

Crowd went for Miss Piggy, because they know what's good for 'em. The two others were basically "it is an honor to lose to Miss Piggy"

(Niche went to couples costume of Wirt & Sara from Over the Garden Wall & scariest went to a 1980s Vice Cop. good job selecting scariest to audience!)

[sitp-recs]

Meddling, Menswear, and Magic - by @writcraft

Harry/Draco (2022, Mature, 18.7k)

Draco Malfoy is working in a job he hates and avoiding the magical world entirely, but he really is fine. When a bequest from Severus Snape brings Draco back to a much-changed magical world, he must find his place within it and navigate his growing attraction to Harry Potter in the process.

“Being unhappy seems like a good enough reason,” Harry says.

“Maybe I deserved to be unhappy for a while.” Draco meets Harry’s gaze and there’s a raw, open intimacy in it that makes Draco’s stomach flip.

I can’t believe I got obsessed fell in love with another fic as soon as I posted my 2022 wrap up, what is even my life 💀 I haven’t written a proper rec in 84 years and actually felt a bit anxious posting this but whatever, you only live once (or until Jan 3rd when I get back to work) etc etc. As a general rule I prefer not to rec ongoing Fest fics but I guess every rule needs an exception, right? I just didn’t want people to waste any time before checking this and closing the year with a single rec feels quite auspicious :) and maybe this will prompt MA to reveal themselves to me because I’m ready to kiss the ground they walk on

I’ve said before that my reccing process comes in waves and requires the kind of passionate frenzy that urges me to write while reading the fic, which I happen to experience very rarely nowadays. This only shows how much this story has affected me. Muggle Draco, found family, meddling Snape friends, coworkers to lovers, karaoke nights (!!!), master chef Harry, this fic has everything I adore and delivers every single detail masterfully, with heart and intent. Simply put, I am blown away. Not only by MA’s singular ability to reach inside my mind and tick my every box, but also by their build up and characterization skills, coming up with charming, fleshed-out characters and a delicious brand of playful banter that made my heart beat outside of my chest from their very first interaction at the Ministry. The unrelenting banter was so excellent and entertaining I could cry - I surprised myself giggling so many times imagining their faces while delivering those lines. Gotta love a sassy couple, peak romance!

The premise itself is unpretentious yet brilliant, bringing Snape back from the dead to articulate things and push the boys plot together. His presence is clever and powerful not only from a plot perspective, but also to help us understand a bit more about post-war Harry and Draco, as they take the responsibility for his legacy by continuing his research work. There’s a lot to unpack between Draco’s fierce loyalty and Harry’s resigned determination to see this through. But despite all the emotional depth, the vignette style, smooth pacing and light tone make it hard to believe this is almost 20k; it feels both longer and shorter, I’ve read it in one breath and was left aching for more.

The characters voices are also delight - this still snarky but also civil, restrained Draco offers a fabulous POV, and learning about Greg & Luna and about “new, older Harry” as perceived by him was an absolute joy. I’m desperate to know more about this Harry with his mellow and jaded persona, a tad mysterious and off-kilt but still lovely and lovable. I found him both charming and intriguing, in Draco’s own (again, top notch) assessment, a peculiar man indeed. And Draco is so thirst for him I could barely hold my excitement omg the tux fitting scenes are so deliciously laced with sexual tension! Their chemistry is off the charts and I melted alongside Draco at Harry’s intensity and single-minded focus. Trust me when I say the M rating is sexy enough!!!

On that note, something unique that I particularly loved about this story is how organically everyone interacts, characters often breaking tension at awkward moments with incredibly perceptive gestures or lines (e.g. the conversation with Ron or when Harry helps out in the kitchen on their first date). That made me feel even more immersed and close to the characters. Something about the way they see each other, open and tentative, gives the otherwise simple exchange an interesting nuance of tenderness and intimacy. Masterful writing 😔🤌🏼

Ugh, I can’t believe I found yet another 2022 favorite on the very last day of the year. I wish MA could have seen my face as I read their fic because I am certain the feeling of pure joy and wonder was written all over it. I haven’t felt this bubbly about a fic in a long time, it was the kind of story that gave me renewed hope to see 2023 as an open canvas, a year full of possibilities. Writing this rec took me over 45 min and nothing was able to wipe the smile from my face. I can’t thank you enough, my dear MA, for giving me such a special experience today of all days. This fic will always hold a special spot in my heart for it. Happy New Year!

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[labellefleur-sauvage]

I am obsessed with ‘The Highland Fox and The English Rose’ please I have questions:

What inspired you to write this?

Do you know how talented and incredible you are?

Have you seen outlander by chance?

(Spoiler question): In meters, how big is Laid! Lucien? Or are we to find out with Miss Elain?

If you would like….could you share a little snippet of any part of the series? (You can every share deleted scenes—I am in love)

What does your research process look like?

Feel free to answer this ask after the series has ended! Hope you’re doing well! Please forgive my enthusiasm.

First of all, do you know how insanely sweet and amazing you are??

This is such a lovely comment that absolutely made my day!! I love your enthusiasm! I apologize for the delay but I’ve been steadily working on this ask, because I want to give it the attention it deserves.

(More under the cut, including a very brief snippet from the next chapter, because idk how to write succinctly)

Honestly, my only inspiration for this fic was general vibes😂 I’ve been reading a lot of historical romances lately, and in my American mind, Scotland is such a romanticized area of the world that is still recognizable to readers that I thought it would be fun to explore. And selfishly, I thought that Lucien would look hot in a kilt and wanted to write about that.

I’ve seen a few episodes of Outlander, but I’m more familiar with the books (at least the first two or three). I didn’t realize until very recently that maybe SJM based Lucien somewhat off of Outlander’s main man, Jamie Fraser, but I feel very smug for picking up what SJM was throwing down.

Hmm, how big is Lucien (what parts do you mean😏😏??) I imagine him tall but not excessively so—maybe 1.87 or 1.88 meters (around 6’ to 6’1 for the Americans). I headcanon Elain more on the shorter side, so Lucien doesn’t need to be huge to get that size difference we all know and love (unless you meant his dick, in that case Elain will definitely learn sooner rather than later)

My research is never ending. I start with large ideas and concepts (Scotland in the 17-18th centuries, looking over clan maps, etc.) then narrow it down as topics come up (in canon Lucien has a metal eye, but those have never really existed in our world, so when were glass eyes invented and accessible to the public? What did people in the Highlands eat and wear? Were pencils around during this time period, or was everyone writing with ink and quills?) and so on. I don’t have access anymore to Jstor for academic articles so I’m mainly confined to articles and blogs online. For those, I try to look to see if the author lists their sources for the article—if they do, I generally consider it a good enough source. It’s even better if I’m able to find a good primary source, like paintings and pamphlets, to describe something.

All that being said, if something I want to write isn’t quite historically accurate but the vibes are sexy, I’m probably gonna go with whats fun and sexy. I’m doing this for myself and for free and I’m not being graded—who cares if the colors in someone’s kilt isn’t accurate because there’s no native plants that color the people would have used as dye?

Thank you again for your support and enthusiasm and all your lovely comments on my fic! Truly, seeing people get excited over this makes me so happy and is keeping me so motivated!

Finally, a little snippet from the next chapter…

Lucien woke, as he had every morning since the day after his wedding, hard as his dirk.

Sighing, he threw his quilt off his heated body and leaned up on his elbows to stare at his cock, a slight frown as on lips. He had hoped his body would have gotten the hint by now that it wasn't going to have any company other than his hand for a while. Apparently, his little tryst with Elain last night had convinced it otherwise.

He looked over to his window. The window was slightly ajar, and the thin, gauzy curtains framing the glass fluttered softly as the gentle breeze brought the earthy scent of the loch into Lucien’s room. The sun was out with hardly a cloud spoiling the bright blue sky overhead. It was going to be a beautiful day, and he really needed to get out of bed and begin his long list of tasks.

That could wait a few minutes, though.

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

Tell me your thoughts about the market gardener, like how soldier might be sexy while holding it, how a man flying out of the sky to whack you with the spoon is kind of spicy, and how trolldier might be a bit of an overdone meme, You get the idea.

As someone who has got his ass beat by a Soldier with the Market Gardener many a time, I can confirm that something about a large man landing on your head with his coat riding up is very sexual. It'd be sexier if they added the kilt for him tho. I also think Trolldier is an overdone meme and most of the people doing it are so unbelievably Not Good at Soldier that it basically just makes it sitting-duck easy, whacking the guy who landed on top of your head with ur melee

[aardvark-123]

~Excessively Twee Macbeth Headcanons~

Macbeth had an unfortunate weakness for bad decisions. There were many times when he'd stay up too late or drink too much, thinking to himself "I shouldn't be doing this" all the while, but decidedly Not Stopping until the sun rose or he passed out. He had a big appetite too, especially for haggis and pie. Sometimes it seemed like no amount of food could satisfy him.

When they were children, the Weird Sisters loved playing together in the Devil's back garden. They made mud pies and daisy chains, caught frogs, danced and sang nursery rhymes, cursed other children who'd been mean to them, tortured people with poppet dolls, and so on. They've always been close and taken good care of each other.

Banquo was an upstanding, strait-laced chap who, despite being a brilliant warrior, took no pleasure in violence. His one significant vice was buying too many clothes and dressing up Fleance as a lovely little gentleman. For the most part he set Fleance a good example of healthy masculinity and raised him well, but the fancy clothes were always a bugbear.

Lady Macbeth hated to second-guess herself and hated being wrong even more. Sometimes she wouldn't even first-guess herself. She talked her husband (Macbeth) into having the castle painted dark purple with glow-in-the-dark stars, and it was only when she saw it from a distance that she realised it was hideous. She then acted as if having it painted grey again was her own original idea.

Lord and Lady Macbeth had a way of amplifying and feeding off each other's bad decisions while finding each other painfully sexy, and that was usually enough to smooth over their disagreements.

The porter was Susano-o no Mikoto, who was just there for the drama.

Malcolm and Donalbain weren't really noticed during their teenage years, which worked to their advantage. They were both good listeners, learning a lot about courtly life while they sat at their father's table, and they talked often about politics and their fellow noblemen at night.

As a king, Macbeth was tough but hopeless. On good days, he demanded loyalty from his court and ordered brutal attacks on Scotland's enemies, but couldn't be bothered with the actual management of the country. On bad days he argued with ghosts and didn't get any politics done whatsoever.

Macduff was kind of a warrior-poet, not easily stirred to action but terrifying when roused. The murder of his wife and children broke his heart and turned him into the Thanedom of Fife's official Macbeth Killer. He later came to see Donalbain and Malcolm as something like his sons, but life would never go back to the way it was.

Lady Macduff and her witty son, we barely knew. Lord Macduff never forgave himself for leaving them unprotected.

Lady Macbeth disguised herself sometimes as a man. She'd wear a false beard, speak in a deep voice, get drunk and fight the servants, but it never felt quite right. She wished she could be more, but more of what she couldn't say. So she bought platform boots and kilts embroidered with spider's webs, listened to sad music, and tried to pretend everything was fine.