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Doctor Sex and the man with the micro penis story

 

Doctor Sex was pleasuring herself at her office. There were no appointments made for that day so she decided to kill the time by pleasuring herself at her desk. Finally she achieved orgasm and wetted her panties and skirt. Time for a change of clothes, she thought. She changed into her gym clothes: sports bra and tight gym pants. Suddenly her phone rang off the hook.

 

Doctor Sex: Hello, you have called the office of Doctor Sex, the nation's number one sex therapist and gynaecologist! Who am I speaking to?

Caller: You're speaking to Vincent. I think I needed to speak to you about my condition. Its affecting my marriage.

Doctor Sex: Hello there, Vincent! Yes, I think I am familiar with your condition. Do you have herpes?

Vincent: Fuck no! It's not herpes!

Doctor Sex: Oh dear, is it syphilis or gonorrhea??

Vincent: Fuck shit! I don't have a venereal disease! Look, I have a micro penis.

Doctor Sex: Shit, Vincent! I mean, Vincent, why not come into my office today and we will talk it over?

Vincent: Yeah, I'm free so I will come over right now!

Doctor Sex: Thank you, Vincent!

 

Vincent hurries over to the office of Doctor Sex. He is hiding his crotch with his hands. Doctor Sex opens the door for him and invites him over to her desk.

 

Doctor Sex: Why are you folding your hands over your crotch?

Vincent: I don't want anyone to see my micro penis.

Doctor Sex: You are drawing attention to it by hiding it.

Vincent: Oh alright then. I thought people were staring at my crotch. I am so ashamed of my micro penis.

Doctor Sex: Oh really, give up the charade. Okay, tell me, were you born with a micro penis?

Vincent: No. From a young boy, I had a strong erect penis. Then later in life, my penis suddenly atrophied.

Doctor Sex: Shit! Its fucking small! I don't understand how your penis shrunk itself? (Doctor Sex assumed that Vincent got a micro penis from a shrinking ray in Honey, I shrunk the kids!)

Vincent: I don't understand it either. When I got married and went on our honeymoon with my wife, my cock was medium sized. Now, my cock is limp and small.

Doctor Sex: Do you jerk off a lot?

Vincent: No! Shit! I do jerk myself often but that cannot be the cause of my micro penis's small size!

Doctor Sex: You have a serious problem down there, Vincent. I cannot explain what the cause or the trigger for your micro penis but if you are jerking off I think it is high time you stopped wanking.

Vincent: I stopped fucking jerking off when I got married.

Doctor Sex: Is there still cum in your testicles?

Vincent: The last time I checked I did.

Doctor Sex: I don't think you have a micro penis condition. You probably wank too often and then the penis goes limp and finally it looks like a little round ball.

Vincent: I am not a wanker!

Doctor Sex: But you need to understand, Vincent, that maybe you are wanking excessively and it triggers what I call a 'penile meltdown '. A 'penile meltdown ' occurs after excessive stimulation of the penis. In other words, you are a jerk-off!

Vincent: I didn't realize it will get down to this level! Fuck! I thought I would have a quickie with my cock and perhaps I jerked myself too much!

Doctor Sex: Don't fear, Doctor Sex is here! I'm here to heal your penis and restore it back to life!

Vincent: But I'm a married man!

Doctor Sex: And I'm fucking Doctor Sex! Permit me to suck your micro cock for professional reasons?

Vincent: Shit! You can! You have my permission!

Doctor Sex: Good! There is no guarantee that I will restore your limp cock to life?

Vincent: Just go ahead! I need your mouth to restore my cock to its original size and power!

Doctor Sex: You asked for it, now you will get the best oral treatment from yours truly, Doctor Sex!

 

Doctor Sex did oral sex upon Vincent's limp cock for about an hour. Her mouth massaged his tiny cock until it was stimulated to grow bigger. When it did grow bigger, she sucked harder. Vincent lay upon the doctor's bed without any care in the world. He thought this was better than going to the dentist. Now at Doctor Sex, she gets to suck his lollipop. Vincent didn't mind Doctor Sex taking her time with his cock because he found it so pleasurable. Finally, Vincent cummed over Doctor Sex, her boobs were covered with glistening white cream or cum.

 

Doctor Sex: Fuck!! That was spectacular! I told you that you don't have a micro penis condition!

Vincent: Oh, if only you continue your therapy sessions I would be very grateful!

Doctor Sex: Don't be a fucking prude! I'm doing this professionally!

Vincent: I am eternally in your debt, Doctor Sex!

Doctor Sex: Thank you, Vincent  for the sweet compliment!

Vincent: What are you doing now?

Doctor Sex; I'm analyzing your cum under the microscope. It figures.

Vincent: It figures what??

Doctor Sex: Although you squirted thick cum all over my boobs, under the microscope it looks watery.

Vincent: Watery? What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

Doctor Sex: It means that your jerking offs are lowering down your sperm count. You need to stop wanking from today if possible!

Vincent: I knew that I had a fucking wanking problem!

Doctor Sex: Consider yourself to be one of the lucky ones! Why not allow your spouse to suck your cock when you feel the need to?

Vincent: That will be good advice but she is old fashioned.

Doctor Sex: Tell her that oral sex is a surefire remedy for erectile dysfunction, and in your case, penile meltdown.

Vincent: I'm starting your new technique today! No more penile meltdowns from now on!

Doctor Sex: Excellent! Before I let you go, I want to suck your juicy cock one more time?

Vincent: Sure, go right ahead!

Doctor Sex: Just making sure that our first try wasn't a lucky fluke!

Vincent: My nickname is Lucky Vince!

Doctor Sex: I bet you are lucky!

 

Doctor Sex performed her last oral sex session with Vincent. After that session, she recommended to Vincent that he try out the sex education with his wife and perhaps quit masturbation too. Quitting masturbation was similar to quitting smoking. Doctor Sex encouraged Vincent to take him and his wife on sex retreats so that they could bond together more often. No more wanking behind closed doors. Doctor Sex helped a married man regain his sexual confidence once again.

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Doctor Sex and the wanking schoolboy story

 

Clarissa Foxworth aka Doctor Sex was in her office studying the latest results from her gynaecology examinations when abruptly her phone rang off the hook.

Doctor Sex did the usual "I am Doctor Sex, the nation's number one sex therapist and gynaecologist" slogan over the phone and invited her two patients over. Surprisingly, a mother and a schoolboy sat before her.

 

Doctor Sex: Hi, my name is Clarissa. But all of my patients call me Doctor Sex. How may I help you today?

Mother: My son is so addicted to his wanking that it's affecting his grades. He cannot even have a good social life because of his addiction to porn or whatever he is hiding under his bed.

Son: Shit, leave my porn out of this. I'm perfectly straight. I'm just have fun with my cock.

Mother: My poor boy is going through a teenage phase but one day he might not have children!

Doctor Sex: Wanking is okay, it's part of who we are.

Mother: Not in my establishment it's not! I'm very conservative and I don't tolerate my son's jerking in our bedroom or in the bathroom!

Son: Can we go now? We'll be late for soccer!

Mother: And in adding to this problem, my son has no girlfriend to do favours for him too! All of his friends have girlfriends except my son! What is the cure to his dilemma, Doctor Sex?

Doctor Sex: I think that he needs a girlfriend. That's the only answer I will recommend.

Son: I don't need a girlfriend! I'm happy as I am!

Mother: Happily wanking, that is!

Doctor Sex: How old are you by the way?

Son: About 17.

Doctor Sex: Stop wanking! Wanking is not working for you. All of this jerking off is alienating your family.

Mother: What do you propose that one should do about him? I fancied the idea of sending him to boarding school?

Doctor Sex: No! That will not solve the real problem. He's addicted to porn, and wanking is an outlet for his porn addiction.

Son: But it feels so good wanking.

Doctor Sex: If you don't mind, I think I can remedy his wanking problem.

Mother: How so? I will pay you top dollar for pills to stop his crazy jerk offs!

Doctor Sex: Shit, No! I suggest that he needs a Sugar Mommy in his life. I will be your son's Sugar Mommy for the weekend. Perhaps I will make it four weekends in a month to cure him off porn addiction too. I will give you 50% discount for 4 weekends starting from today?

Mother: Gosh! This will definitely help my son overcome his porn addiction. And help him get a cute girlfriend for himself too!

Doctor Sex: Then it's settled! Drop your boy by my office this Friday so we can start healing him sexually and emotionally.

 

The day finally arrived for Doctor Sex to help the teenage boy overcome his porn and wanking addictions. Doctor Sex took the boy to her patient room and let him stretch out comfortably upon the bed. Doctor Sex looked different today: she was wearing a nurse outfit and her cleavage stuck out for all to see. The boy's name was Tyson.

 

Tyson; You're looking like a juicy Lucy from my centerfold, Doctor Sex!

Doctor Sex: We are starting off our first session by playing Doctor and Nurse today.

Tyson: Shit! I feel horny already! What did you do to me?

Doctor Sex: I'm just stroking your cock, caressing it with my delicate hands.

Tyson: Is this the same as jerking off?

Doctor Sex: Not if someone is doing it for you, Ty! Lie down still while I Doctor Sex massage your cock with my mouth!

Tyson: I can get used to this!

Doctor Sex: Next, I will suck your little testicles.

Tyson: They are not called little testicles! I was born with the balls of a bull!

Doctor Sex: That's what you think! Your little testicles are getting a delicate massage inside my mouth. For a pair of young testicles, they indeed taste yummy!

Tyson: Told you so! What's next on the list? Licking my nipples?

Doctor Sex: You seem to know a lot about kinky sex!

Tyson: Sex knowledge is power!

Doctor Sex: I'm going to show you what real sex power is all about!

Tyson: Please lick my nipples?

Doctor Sex: But I haven't finished sucking your cock!

Tyson: Hurry up! I don't have all day!

 

Finally Tyson's cock squirted cum all over Doctor Sex. Doctor Sex didn't mind because everytime somebody cums it gets all over her delectable body.

 

Tyson: Am I in heaven?

Doctor Sex: Another 45 minutes to go.

Tyson: So we are fucking like whores for the next 45 minutes?

Doctor Sex: Yes! I'm showing you that physical sex is much better than wanking on your own.

Tyson: When do I get to eat pussy?

Doctor Sex: First, I'm going to fuck your brains out!

Tyson: Where do you suppose a guy's brains are located?

Doctor Sex: In his testicles, of course!

Tyson: Go ahead, fuck my brains out!

Doctor Sex: I will do it for you, Ty! Your cock I will ride into the sunset!

 

Doctor Sex spent 20 minutes riding Tyson's cock until both of them climaxed. Tyson was in nirvana or wherever he was as his brains were fucked into oblivion.

 

Tyson: Oh, Doctor Sex. I think you missed a spot.

Doctor Sex: Fuck you! I didn't miss anything but if you insist!

Tyson: So glad of my mother to sign me up for these sex therapy sessions!

Doctor Sex: You are the first teenage boy to get sex therapy from me, Doctor Sex!

Tyson: I wish you were my girlfriend. We could fuck like this after school!

Doctor Sex: No, I think you ought to get your own girlfriend! Almost every schoolgirl knows how to fuck like a slut!

Tyson: But you are dressed in a beautiful nurse outfit. You are an experienced sex doctor. I bet my friends have not experienced this much fun with their girlfriends.

Doctor Sex: I cannot be your girlfriend. Consider me as one of your sexual fantasies.

Tyson: You make the pathway to manhood so much easier for me.

Doctor Sex: Glad to be of service, Ty. Now roll over, I want to lick your anus.

Tyson: What is down there to lick?

Doctor Sex: Bundles of pleasure! Hope you enjoy!

 

Doctor Sex performed a full sex therapy session with Tyson: cock massaging and oral sex, anal stimulation and anal sex with a strapped dildo, and gave him plenty of sex to cure his dependence away from wanking. During the sex therapy sessions, Doctor Sex taught Tyson the basics about animal magnetism as the key to attracting the opposite sex. Next, Doctor Sex encouraged him to throw out the porn magazines and to focus on his studies as he always wanted to become a sailor in the navy. Doctor Sex spent 4 sex sessions with Tyson with ever increasing frequency in sexual healing until the day he broke his addiction to masturbation.

 

Tyson: I feel like a new man! I'm no longer a teenage boy, I am a stud!

Doctor Sex: Yeah, we fucked out your wanking and porn addiction with my methods!

Tyson: If I had not been in your office sooner, I would have been a wanker for life!

Doctor Sex: Wanking is a big big turn off! If a teenage boy wants to become a real man, they ought to come to my office and I will do that favour for them

Tyson: Doctor Sex, how could I return the favour for changing me into a man?

Doctor Sex: You could fuck my pussy one more time!

Tyson: I'm happy to oblige! How is that you don't get pregnant?

Doctor Sex: It takes a lot of cum to get me pregnant. With you, it might take multiple sessions to get me ovulating!

Tyson: Shit! Okay, let me fuck your pussy in gratitude for your good work, Nurse Clarissa!

Doctor Sex: It's Doctor Sex, Ty boy!

 

Tyson thanked Doctor Sex for all the good things she did for him. He was cured of his porn and masturbation. Now he was self-confident to get himself his own girlfriend. He hoped to breeze through his studies with his new mental focus and zest for life (and sex). Doctor Sex smiled. Another satisfied customer. Tomorrow a brand new day.

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Doctor Sex and the Sugar Mommy story

 

Doctor Sex was busy in her gynaecology office today. Her office phones rang like buzzing bees from people who had sex problems that needed to be solved urgently. Luckily for her she understood which phone requests would be deemed profitable in the first session.  Today Clarissa Foxworth aka Doctor Sex was in a good mood. After all she was having so many satisfying affairs with married men who had erectile dysfunction symptoms. She picked up her phone to answer it.

 

Doctor Sex: Hello, you have made a call to Doctor Sex"s office. Doctor Sex, the number one sex therapist and gynaecologist who makes you and your partner sexually fulfilled.

Caller: Doctor Sex? This is Jasmine. I'm a Sugar Mommy who is in desperate need for your help!

Doctor Sex: Hi, Jasmine! Pleased to hear from you! What might be the problem with your sex life?

Jasmine: I'm a total fuckup when it's coming to making love to the men in my life! I mean, I seem to have lost the spark or my groove! How do I get it back?

Doctor Sex: Why not come into my office today? I am available right now.

Jasmine: That's sounds great! I will be right over!

 

Jasmine the Sugar Mommy arrives at the office of Doctor Sex. Jasmine looks desperate for a solution to her relationship problems.

 

Doctor Sex: How may I help you, Jasmine?

Jasmine: Well, I seem to have lost my mojo with the young guys. They used to come into my bedroom with a supersized cock and then I feel aplomb whenever we are in the middle of shit sex! I can't explain it. We used to perform for an hour a day and then fuck I get scared!

Doctor Sex: You don't need to push sex until up to an hour. Sex can also be a quickie or an opportunity to achieve orgasm. What are you doing that prevents you from enjoying satisfying sex?

Jasmine: I like to cuddle. I like to foreplay. I like to do marathon sex.

Doctor Sex: You need to stop clinging onto your men. Perhaps they get the impression that you are needy.

Jasmine: What's that got to do with my sex problems?

Doctor Sex: I know you are a Sugar Mommy and you want to cuddle them or demand lengthy sex but perhaps you are needy. You don't need to hold onto someone to enjoy sex.

Jasmine: Oh that issue. Well, I do hold onto them tightly. My toy boys complain that I'm too clingy during sex. Shit,  I feel bad about what I did!

Doctor Sex: Don't feel bad! We get carried away when we are enjoying rough sex. Sex is about bonding with another person. Sex is only pleasurable only if you make it so.

Jasmine: So what am I supposed to do? Go on a hiatus without sex? I can't bear to go on a hiatus!

Doctor Sex: No need for a hiatus, girlfriend. The solution to your dilemma is that you allow the man to do his thing so that you can achieve orgasm. And stop chasing the white rabbit too. Take your time to enjoy sex.

Jasmine: Is that all? Aren't you prescribing pills or tablets for my lack of sex drive?

Doctor Sex: Not at all. Pills and tablets only serve as a bandaid to your problem. I don't think you have lost your sex drive at all. But I do recommend that you introduce more foreplay and sex toys into your sex sessions.

Jasmine: I don't believe in sex toys. I do sex the old fashioned way.

Doctor Sex: You could use the sex toys like dildos, anal dildos, or vibrators to enhance your sex relationships. It works wonders for people who get bored with the same sex routine all the time. Sex toys like clitoris vibrators will magically enhance your sex life!

Jasmine: Okay, if you say it will work then I will try it out.

Doctor Sex: The results will leave you speechless!

Jasmine: So you say I haven't lost my sex drive?

Doctor Sex: Not at all. You need to try out new things to stimulate all the G-spots all over your clitoral and labia regions. Then you make another appointment with me and you give me the good news that you got your groove back!

Jasmine: Fuck yeah! Shit, Doctor Sex, I thought all this sex stuff was complicated but today you have given me hope! My young men will be thrilled to know that I will get my mojo back perhaps in loads of pussy juice!

Doctor Sex: That's the spirit! I love to see you again and hopefully you will be enjoying lots of great sex!

Jasmine: I will buy these sex toys like vibrators and dildos for myself today.

Doctor Sex: Don't forget to use the dildos for a man's anus because there are nerves of pleasure down there too!

Jasmine: You have given me so much hope for the future! I cannot thank you enough, Doctor Sex!

Doctor Sex: The pleasure is all mine, Jasmine!

Jasmine: Toodles! I must try out your expert advice right now!

Doctor Sex: Toodles! Happy pussy vibrations!

 

Jasmine left the doctor's office with a new zest for life. Doctor Sex smiled. Another satisfied customer. Today was a busy day albeit a joyful one.

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Larry and the milkmaid chapter 6

 

The big night on the weekend had finally arrived for Larry to have a threesome with Koko and her mysterious friend. Larry loved mystery surprises. The best thing about surprises was that it was unpredictable as he was with all women. Koko was getting her groove back thanks to Larry's sexual mastery. Larry discovered that Asian girls in particular were horny, passionate creatures who were not afraid to flaunt their sexuality. Koko found herself as a lonely girl working for her boss but never getting any benefits from it. But she was an international supermodel who desperately needed her sexual awakening. Larry helped her awaken her inner Aphrodite two weeks ago: it was heaven on earth. Koko planned a threesome for a special evening with Larry. She was eager to demonstrate that she was no sexual amateur.

 

Larry drove up to Koko's mansion in his Porsche. He brought with him some sex toys that might enhance the sex orgy. He drank a can of Red Bull to prevent any limp penis troubles. He walked up to Koko's front door with a bouquet of roses and a bottle of red wine. He rang the doorbell and waited. Koko appeared before him with all smiles. She looked ravishing in her cotton gown and silky lingerie. She invited Larry inside and told him to wait in the jacuzzi room. Larry walked into the jacuzzi room and saw that it was lit with candles, music played in the background and the jacuzzi tub was filled with water and bath salts. Larry took off his clothes and dipped himself into the jacuzzi waiting for Koko to arrive.

 

Koko did indeed arrive. She smiled at Larry with her lovely Asian eyes. Larry smiled back. He wondered if Koko remembered to bring her friend in for a threesome. She did, thank God! Koko invited her mystery friend into the jacuzzi room. Larry was gobsmacked: it was Morgan! Morgan was the woman he fucked in January after he had met her at a fancy restaurant. But here she was in the flesh! Larry sweated for a while being self-conscious. Larry said not a word fearing he might ruin the date by mentioning Morgan's name.

 

Koko: Larry, sweetheart, I bring friend with me to have threesome tonight. You like?

Larry: Yes, baby, I do, I do!

Koko: Larry, this is Morgan. She tells me you know her?

Larry: Yes, I do remember her. We dated before, long time ago this year, I think.

Koko: Don't worry, Larry. She knows we go steady. It's okay with me.

Larry: Whew! For a minute I thought you...

Koko; Relax, Larry. We go steady. No worries.

Larry: Thank goodness!

Morgan: Suits me. Larry and I didn't become an item this year. I want to get my turn to fuck Larry. Save your cum for me too!

Koko: You will. First, we strip then we suck cock.

Morgan: And then it is threesome all the way?

Koko; Yes, something like that. Let's strip first.

 

Koko and Morgan began their stripping routine. Koko stripped away her lingerie piece by piece until she looked ravishing to Larry's satisfaction. Morgan stripped away her bra and panties to show off her large boobs and juicy pussy. Larry boggled at Morgan's large pussy lips for he had not seen it in months! Koko and Morgan climbed into the jacuzzi with Larry. Larry's cock got super erect underwater and the women began to lick and suck it hard. Koko sucked his cock hard whilst Morgan sucked his testicles. The double sensation sent Larry straight into sexual nirvana. Larry daydreamed he was on a yacht far out on the ocean with a hundred girls kissing his body.

 

Morgan massaged Larry's anus and stroked his prostate. Koko was sucking his penis so good that Larry felt a rush of cum squirting from it. The cum gushed all over Koko's face. Morgan bent over to lick Koko's face to sample Larry's cum. Larry just lay there barely conscious from the explosion of cum from his thick juicy penis. It was Morgan's turn to suck cum from the other testicle. Koko engaged with Larry to make him eat her pussy. Koko's pussy was dripping wet as she rubbed it over Larry's face. Larry hoped to use one of his sex toys to pleasure Koko but he left the sex toys in Koko's bedroom. Finally, Larry cummed a second time into Morgan's face. She lapped up all the delicious cum with her tongue. Koko was rubbing her pussy on Larry's face so that she could cum by herself. Then she climaxed!

 

Larry was like unconscious when Koko climaxed with her red hot pussy. He lay there in the jacuzzi in a higher state of nirvana with two gals climaxing like never before. After an hour in the jacuzzi, it was over. Larry awoke from his sexual nirvana to find Koko and Morgan getting drunk on red wine.

 

Larry: Holy crap! That was spectacular! That was amazing, girls!

Koko & Morgan: You were amazing yourself, handsome!

Larry: You transported me to heaven and back!

Koko: I am happy you are happy, Larry.

Morgan: Shit. That was fantastic! We must do this more often!

Koko: Yes, it is good! But I will call you if I need you.

Morgan: That's a great idea!

Koko: Larry, I hope you are ready for more. After this we go to my bedroom to make love. All night lovemaking.

Larry: I cummed twice in the jacuzzi! Hopefully I do have extra supply of cum somewhere in my balls!

Morgan: Of course, he does. Larry is a fucking cum producing factory!

Koko: That's very good. I love man who has plenty of cum.

Larry: Let's drink more wine.

(Larry pours wine for Koko)

Koko: Thank you, Larry. I love you, my boyfriend.

Morgan: So you guys are a couple?

Larry: It looks that way. Why do you ask?

Morgan: You're not a guy who likes relationships. What trick is up your sleeve?

Larry: There is no trick, I assure you.

Koko: Leave my boyfriend alone. Don't ask silly questions. Larry belongs to me. I'm his lover, am I not, Larry?

Larry: Yes, I am your boyfriend.

Morgan: Shit, Larry. We could have been in a solid relationship but you said no.

Larry: I wasn't ready to be with you. I was just enjoying life and I didn't have the time to be with you.

Morgan: Fuck you, Larry! You moved on pretty quick for a small guy.

Larry: I'm not small. Most chicks have compared my stature to that of Don Johnson.

Koko: Stop! Larry moved in with me. You too slow for a boyfriend. Me, Koko, have got a man for myself!

Larry: Yes, Morgan, Koko made me her boyfriend. I cannot undo what she has done.

Morgan: Okay, I understand. You guys have a beautiful chemistry together. I guess I had better move on.

Larry: Where are you going?

Morgan: I am leaving. I feel upset about this. I need to get some air.

Koko: No, don't go! You promised you stay!

Larry: Listen to Koko. Please stay for the dessert. What we had was only the appetizer!

Koko: Yes, next up is the dessert like Larry said. We go to my bedroom for more sex!

Morgan: Okay, that sounds promising. I will stay for one more fuckable session but I must leave around ten tonight.

Koko: Good! I go make my bedroom romantic, yes?

 

The threesome, Larry, Koko and Morgan, fucked all night until ten when Morgan had to leave the mansion in a hurry. Larry and Koko resumed to take their coitus to the next level. Larry's cum decorated the ceiling and Koko's head was hit against the headboard many times but she didn't seem to mind. Finally at midnight, Larry and Koko ran out of steam and Koko climaxed over Larry's face with her pussy juices. Larry was fast asleep after the last blowjob. Koko lay with him like as if she was married to him.

 

Koko dreamt that Larry and her got married and went on to experience a great sexual honeymoon. Larry didn't have the strength to conjure up a dream so he lay there totally exhausted.

 

When Larry woke up next morning, Koko made him breakfast and sat with him kissing whilst he was eating. Koko believed she found her dream man at last. Larry wondered how to get out of this relationship without hurting Koko's feelings. He remembered he was the master of the game, that is, friends with benefits. Not once in his book of rules did it say that he must become a boyfriend after sex. Larry ate his breakfast and thanked Koko with a French kiss for the wonderful sex she gave him.

 

He was in love with Koko for the sex but he wondered how to get out of it. Koko waved goodbye to him and closed her front door. Larry drove away. His blonde wavy hair blew in the wind as he drove back home. This was going to be difficult: the women that he is fucking are too fucking smart for him! They are opportunistic and smart, super smart was a better choice of words. Next on his list was Beatrice, she tricked him into a relationship too. Now he set out to undo the damage.

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Larry and the milkmaid chapter 5

 

Larry arrived back at his apartment. He checked in to read his mail. He checked his phone calls. Only a few missed calls from Koko. Boy, she was desperate! Larry entered into his bedroom and lay upon the bed and covered his face with his pillow. He had just said yes to going steady with Beatrice! He felt guilty that his player days were coming to an end. Hopefully he will hatch a plan to get back into the game. Beatrice proved herself devious and she snagged Larry into a relationship pact. How ridiculous did Larry feel when he agreed to Beatrice's pact?! But Larry got up and made himself a strong cup of coffee to ease his nerves. He checked to see if Harriet would bring his two bottles of fresh milk every morning. She did, thank Heavens, she did! Then Larry spotted a card in between the two milk bottles. Larry read it aloud to himself:

 

"Dear Larry,  we had an amazing time together.  I was hoping we might go out on another date. I am free this weekend. Call me when you feel ready.

Signed Harriet."

 

The letter was from Harriet. Larry did remember the good times with Harriet: her bouncing boobs, her delicious butt, and her delectable pussy brought back happy feelings. But there was a problem with this: she wants to date him on the weekend! He has a date with Koko and at his own apartment! What must he do now? You cannot date two girls at the same time. Harriet was the first to bring up the subject of going steady. He is not fond of that idea. Koko did the same thing but she likes it to be slow and easy, the way he wants it. Larry decided that it is best to spend the weekend with Koko instead of Harriet. To Larry, Harriet was wet behind the ears when it came to sexual encounters. If Harriet wants to go steady, then she must get her own boyfriend. Larry was the master of the game and he vowed that the game will not play him. He tore up the letter and took the bottles of milk back inside his home. Larry thought, if Harriet comes to him uninvited then he will dump her. Larry loved it when he was in control of the game.

 

Larry didn't like women who played him for a fool. Beatrice was the exception because she needed sexual healing. More sessions with Beatrice will heal her completely. Harriet was great with sex but she was pushy. Koko was on a whole other level: his body and soul clicked with hers. Koko's animal magnetism was so powerful that Larry could not help himself but beg for more pussy dessert! More pussy paradise is what Larry was looking for in Koko. He hoped for his sex with Koko to be more explosive.

 

Friday! Today Larry was in a happy go lucky mood! Harriet was out of his mind. She proved to be too immature to be with him. He didn't care if he missed her. He didn't care if he dumped her. Girls like Harriet are into sob stories. He was not a fan of sob stories. Larry kind of accepted that he made a mistake with Beatrice. After all it might take a month to heal her sexually. Beatrice,  Beatrice, what did you do to me? Larry thought over and over until he accepted his fate. He will go steady with Beatrice and sexually heal her as long as she desires. Koko on the hand, demands from Larry the same pact. Larry's thoughts were in a twirl and he couldn't think straight. Larry moved to his recliner and dozed off. He will bring Koko to his apartment for the weekend: and fuck like rabbits. He dreamed a wet dream and smiled.

 

Larry picked up Koko and invited her into his apartment.  Koko was pleased to see how small his apartment was compared with the large open spaces at her mansion. Larry brought wine and cheese to the dinner table. He lit the candles. He prepared a chicken a la king meal for two. Koko and Larry dined in style. Koko didn't want to rush into sex. She wanted Larry to take her on beach walks. Larry agreed. Soon they were walking on the beach holding hands and in love.

 

Koko: Larry, I love you.

Larry: I love you too, Koko.

Koko: You haven't made up your mind yet.

Larry: No. We have all the time in the world.

Koko: I'm so sorry, Larry. Did I push you to make decision?

Larry: You are a patient girl. I like that quality in a woman.

Koko: You make me feel like woman. It felt wonderful.

Larry: Yes I did. I did that for us.

Koko: So, you are considering it? We go steady, no?

Larry: Why not? We can go steady.

Koko: Oh Larry, you don't know what that means to me.

Larry: For you, I could do anything.

Koko: Good. We go steady. And no other girls because we are lovers.

Larry: If you say so. I'm in.

Koko: Thank you, Larry. I give you best sex tonight! (Smooch)

Larry: Absolutely!

 

That evening, Koko and Larry made super passionate love. Larry brought out his portable waterbed to enhance the sex. Koko did her striptease as always. Larry was entertained by her slow undressing. Koko's voluptuous figure captivated Larry's imagination. The room was lit with scented candles and the floor was decorated with rose petals. Larry kept a stash of red wine in his bar fridge. Koko grabbed Larry's penis and sucked it hard. Koko sucked his cock until it oozed with cum. Larry lay there as if he was jelly in her hands. Koko licked the cum and dived back in to make him cum a second time. Koko's pussy was dripping wet. She guided his cock into her pussy and rode it. Larry was in paradise as Koko rode his cock into nirvana. She massaged his cock with her pussy. She caressed it. She was in control of his cock all the way. Suddenly he splashed out his cum all over Koko's breasts and navel. Koko began licking his cum from her breasts. It tasted divine even better than the last time. His cum on her breasts glistened like mother of pearl. Koko felt like a new woman with him.

Koko: Oh Larry. We did better than last time!

Larry: Shit, that was awesome!

Koko: We must have more sex more often.

Larry: Your wish is my command!

Koko: You are my new boyfriend.

Larry: Yeah, I like the sound of that.

Koko: No, Larry, not ordinary boyfriend but boyfriend for keeps.

Larry: I am a keeper, Koko.

Koko: You cannot fuck other girls. I get jealous if you do.

Larry: Okay. Not even one more girl?

Koko: What you mean?

Larry: I mean, like a threesome.

Koko: A threesome? What's that?

Larry: Like in having a friend and us making love.

Koko: Oh, like that. I don't know, Larry. This friend might take you away from me.

Larry: It will be fun. You will see.

Koko: I don't like idea. Let's forget about this threesome.  You and I are lovers. You make me new woman.

Larry: Just for once. You will like it.

Koko: Okay, I try it. When you start?

Larry: I will bring in a friend I know. You will like her. She gives good sex.

Koko: Okay Larry, I like idea. But no tricks, okay?

Larry: No tricks, my lovely.

Koko: Let's fuck again.

Larry: Yeah!

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Larry and the milkmaid chapter 4

 

Beatrice was the first to arrive to the beach at 6:PM. She waited patiently for her date. Larry was on his way down the pathway that leads to the beach. There he saw Beatrice in her hat and bikini waving at him. As she was waving, her boobs were jumping for joy. Beatrice was excited to go out on a date with Larry. He made her feel confident and comfortable. Larry held hands with you to assure her that she was safe with him. They walked and talked and laughed together. Larry connected with Beatrice by telling her corny jokes. He told stories to her that reminded her of the good old days. She felt like putty in his hands as he gently caressed her wavery red hair. The day turned to dusk as they stopped at the same restuarant where they had lunch. After a small meal they walked over to Larry's private cabana. Larry owned this cabana to host his private sex parties, for two at a time.

 

Outside the cabana, the waves crashed upon the shore until it calmed down. It was peace and quiet. Not a soul was on the beach. The full moon shone upon the waters. Larry and Beatrice were making love but not as loud to disturb the peace. Larry got the pleasure of sucking Beatrice's clitoris and stroking his fingers along her labia. She was taking in all this pleasure to heal the trauma she got from her broken marriage. She performed oral sex on his penis making it stiff and hard. Larry realized that women can do a better job at ejaculating his cum rather than to cum on your own. Beatrice grabbed his rock hard penis and inserted it into her pussy. Her pussy was wet and dripping. Larry felt her wet pussy lubricating his cock so good. Larry did not have any expectations,  he allowed his women to prove how good they are at sex. Larry felt a throbbing in his penis. He was going to explode with cum. He was hoping that Beatrice would take his loaded cock out of her vagina before he cums.

Thankfully, she did! His cock gushed out a load of cum that splashed all over her breasts and dripped from her nipples.

 

Beatrice: Oh, Larry. That was spectacular!

Larry: Oh my God! My cock is a gusher!

Beatrice: A full load of cum all over my breasts!

Larry: I hope my cum heals your trauma?

Beatrice: You got the power to heal me, Larry!

Larry: Yeah, I got the power!

Beatrice: Your cum is thick like jelly! It tastes divine!

Larry: Hey, I am the man.

Beatrice; I have got so much trauma. Let's do that again. I want you to heal me inside out.

Larry: I don't have the strength. If only I had a can of Red Bull I would...

Beatrice: Here it is, Larry. Drink the fucking Red Bull and let's get back to fucking!

Larry: Thanks!

 

Larry drinks the Red Bull and feels invigorated to make passionate love to Beatrice. Beatrice massages his penis again and keeps it lubricated for penetration. She sucks his testicles as extra stimulation. Larry sucks her pussy until she squirts into his face. Next, Beatrice rides him hard until Larry cums. Again his cum gushed over Beatrice's breasts and nipples. Larry did not realize that he was loaded twice for tonight. He looked at Beatrice's face and smiled. She beamed at him with a beautiful smile. She was sexually healed at last.

 

Beatrice: Hey lover.

Larry: Hey lover.

Beatrice: You healed me, doctor.

Larry: What is my reward?

Beatrice: My pussy is your reward.

Larry: Beautiful.

Beatrice: So, Larry, you do these special requests for any girl? Even for those who have emotional baggage?

Larry: I am the Love Doctor. I give sexual healing to any girl or woman who needs it most.

Beatrice: You are a lifesaver, Larry. What would I do without you?

Larry: We can be friends. Friends with benefits is such a great idea.

Beatrice: I don't know,  Larry. I was thinking that we go steady and...

Larry: Steady? Oh God, not you too!

Beatrice: Why, what's the matter, Larry? Don't you approve of a steady relationship?

Larry: I do, I think.

Beatrice: Don't think, Larry. Tell me the truth. I'm a gal and you're a man, right? I'm looking for a straight up guy who wants a relationship with me.

Larry: You are very demanding for a beautiful girl.

Beatrice: Yeah, I am beautiful. Well, from what I see in you, you don't like to go steady. You like the sex for the kicks.

Larry: I am into friends with benefits. I am not used to going steady with any girl.

Beatrice: Every woman you fuck with is going to ask you the same question: will you go steady with me? You have to face the truth even if it hurts you.

Larry: Thank you but no thank you. I am a player. No, I am the master of the game of fucking.

Beatrice: I love you, Larry. This bullshit about having sex with every girl has got to stop. Come on, let us be friends as in steady friends with benefits?

Larry: I think I will give it a try.

Beatrice: Great. You and I will make love till the break of dawn. I love you, babe!

Larry: You have a good heart, Beatrice.

Beatrice: No more fucking other girls. Fuck me instead?

Larry: Okay, I will. I will go steady with you.

Beatrice: Thank you, lover.

 

Larry, oh Larry. What have you done? You agreed to go steady with Beatrice? Are you fucking mad?! Larry had committed a cardinal sin: going steady with a beautiful woman! What the fuck, Larry? Larry's guilty thoughts raced across his brain making him squeal on the inside. But he told himself to relax: he is in control, not the girl. He is the supreme chick magnet, the master of the game. Beatrice played her cards but Larry was too cunning for her. He had a plan: play this little game of deceit with her and then one day dump the bitch! Sexual healing or not, no woman will gain the upper hand in this game of stakes. His reputation as a pimp and a hustler was at stake however he needed to get out of this swindle somehow. Larry and Beatrice slept overnight at his beach cabana. Larry loved Beatrice for the sex. Beatrice loved Larry for the sex. It was a sign of things to come. Will Larry get out of the hole he dug out for himself? Only time would tell. Tomorrow was Thursday. Larry will arrange another date with Beatrice. He will kiss her sweet lips like a Casanova but Beatrice had swindled him and he felt uncomfortable that he is going steady with her. His sexual experiences with Koko put him at ease. He hoped that Koko would not pull the wool over his eyes like Beatrice did. Larry tucked Beatrice and himself with his bedsheets and slept like a baby.

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Larry and the milkmaid Chapter 3

 

Larry woke up bright and early on Wednesday morning. It was unusual for him to wake up early during the week. He made his breakfast. He watched the stock market on the TV. He read the Classifieds (the singles section). He felt good about himself today. Larry the supreme chick magnet had a great time with Koko the Japanese supermodel and a better time with Harriet his new milkmaid. Larry rushed to his front door to pick up two bottles of fresh milk but there was none. That was odd, he thought, his fresh milk was supposed to be there. He did some sleight of hand to manifest two bottles of fresh milk but that didn't happen. Harriet! He thought she would have the decency to deliver his milk. But no, she wants to go steady with him. Chicks don't understand him why he is single after all he is a player, an alpha player. Larry chose not to worry about the milk nor about Harriet's ultimatum. Larry didn't believe in fate or destiny. Why ruin great sex with all that fate and destiny stuff? Larry brushed it away feeling that he is in charge and no chick is going to make him an eligible bachelor. Suddenly he gets a phonecall from a friend.

 

Larry: Hello. Who am I speaking to?

Caller: Larry? It's me Koko!

Larry: Koko? Oh hello babe! We had a great time together!

Koko: We sure did, lover! (Kiss, kiss)

Larry: Why have you called me today?

Koko: No, Larry, I just want to tell you I would love to come to your place this weekend.

Larry: Why not we go over to a hotel?

Koko: No, I want to be with you, Larry, in your apartment.

Larry: Sure thing, Koko.

Koko: Good! You must pick me up and take me to your place this weekend.

Larry: I will, babe! I will pick you up on Friday 5PM.

Koko: Please do, Larry darling! Bye!

Larry: Bye, Koko!

 

Larry hung up his smartphone after the call. Koko is a supermodel with a sexual magic that is undeniably fantastic. Koko really made him feel at home with her. Koko is an Asian girl who will do anything for a man like him. But he didn't want to go steady with them. He enjoyed variety whether they be Swedish, Swiss, Greek, Latina, or even Ukrainian. He didn't mind where they came from. What he does for them transcends their nationality. What he liked was the friend with benefits clause: you give and take. So many virgins, so little time.

 

Larry didn't feel like driving his posh cars out that day. He felt like his week had been inundated with requests from virgins who wished to lose their virginity with Fuckable Larry as they nicknamed him. Larry wanted to take a stroll somewhere but anywhere that morning. He was looking forward to spend quality time with Koko. Koko enjoyed taking her time to pleasure her man. Larry loved to take it slow and easy. Most guys his age would rush sex as if they were in a sprint. To Larry, sex was a marathon and the climax was a bonus. His women thanked him every day for their orgasmic climaxes. Larry took all the compliments as his trophies.

 

Larry was walking on the beach sand looking out toward the horizon when he was abruptly tackled. He was quite shaken from the surprise tackle. He looked around dazed as to who did that from behind. There stood before him a tall perky, curvaceous female in a bikini.

 

Larry: What the fuck was that for?

Bikini girl: Oh, I just wanted to see your reaction.

Larry: You tackled me from behind. Some girls don't have the decency...

Bikini girl: You are a wimp, you know that?

Larry: I could have broken my neck.

Bikini girl: I'm sorry. My name is Beatrice. I stay in my apartment one block away from here. And you, what's your name?

Larry: Larry's the name. What's your game?

Beatrice: I'm a scuba diver and a marine biologist. I spotted you on the beach and thought I might tease you a bit.

Larry: By tackling me from behind?

Beatrice: Where's your sense of humor, man? You didn't break any bones?

Larry: No. Just be careful next time.

Beatrice: Be cool, man. Come on, we can be friends?

Larry: Yeah, that'll be right. I'm cool with being friends.

 

Larry hoped to trick Beatrice into the friends with benefits clause but he saw in her that she cannot be fooled. Larry picked himself up and walked with Beatrice across the beach. He noticed a small cabana restuarant and offered to buy her lunch.

 

Beatrice: So, Larry, what do you do around these parts?

Larry: I am a retired veteran. I did my duty in Nam. Then I bought real estate and got rich.

Beatrice: Retired and rich, hey? That's fucking amazing, Larry. I'm a marine biologist. I come to this beach to do scuba diving. I'm doing research on protecting our coral reefs.

Larry: Are you having fun at your job?

Beatrice: Yes, I am. But I am also a housewife.

Larry: Still married?

Beatrice: No, fucking divorced.

Larry: Got kids?

Beatrice: No, lucky I didn't fall pregnant.

Larry: Why is that? Did you ever feel like you needed kids?

Beatrice: Yeah, I did. I would like to have children but my fucking husband ran off with a bimbo and I decided to divorce the son of the bitch.

Larry: You are a tough cookie.

Beatrice: Tougher than most chicks I know.

Larry: You seem to be deeply hurt. Have you found someone who wants to love you again?

Beatrice: Shit no, Larry. I haven't found the right guy yet.

Larry: Do you enjoy being single and lonely?

Beatrice: Honestly, it is the fucking pits! I hope I find a man who will give me back my purpose in life.

Larry: Maybe you can come over to my apartment and do some sexual healing?

Beatrice: Sexual healing? Yeah, I like the sound of that. But not at your apartment.

Larry: If not by my apartment then where would you like to be?

Beatrice: The beach! This is the perfect place for sexual healing.

Larry: But there is too many people on the beach.

Beatrice: Don't be a fucking dummy, Larry. We can do our sexual healing tonight perhaps after 8PM.

Larry: Sounds like a plan!

Beatrice: I will meet you here at between 7 and 8?

Larry: I will be there.

 

Beatrice felt like a heavy weight had been taken off her shoulders. Larry hooked another gal for his conquests (or sexual healing sessions). Beatrice kissed Larry on the lips and said goodbye for now. Larry watched her stroll down the beach one more time. He will save his energy for tonight. No porn, no TV, nothing to distract him until he makes his moves with his new date.

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Larry and the milkmaid chapter 2

 

Larry woke up at his hotel. He was expecting Koko to desert him or run away with his wallet. But he discovered her making breakfast for him. Larry took Koko back to her mansion after breakfast and gave her a tender kiss. He promised to take her on another date but she demanded that she spend an entire weekend with him at his campus. Larry considered that plan until he said yes. Careful, Larry, his conscience warned him, you cannot date three to four women per week. Larry listened to his conscience.  Three good girls equals three good dates per week. Larry drove back to his apartment at the campus. Larry did lie about something to Koko: he didn't own a small casino.

 

Harriet was clocking off her daily shift that afternoon. She imagined herself in Larry's arms and thrusting with her pelvis upon his cock. Harriet was swept off her feet by Larry's charms. Larry wasn't much too look at. He looked very average but dressed in cotton shirts and Bermuda shorts. She thought he looked like Don Johnson from Miami Vice except that he was short stature. Girls didn't mind who was tall or short, weak or strong, poor or rich as long as they got a good blowjob. Only men who were self-conscious about their bodies didn't get the benefit of a blowjob. Larry was a chick magnet, the king of the boardwalk, and he beat all the others to the goal net. Harriet didn't know of Larry's Casanova ways so it was important for her to be ignorant. Harriet packed away her uniform and headed back home where she needed to get ready for her date.

 

Larry was taking a hot bubble bath in his jacuzzi. He remembered Koko's orgasmic experience.  It was out of this world. He sipped his vodka and smoked his Cuban cigar. He had no expectations about women. They seem to bring their cards to the table. He looked at his cock and thanked God he was endowed with a miracle. He counted his blessings that he was the only guy who has made the most chicks happy. Chicks were not chasing after money or fancy jewelry. They just wanted to get laid. So many virgins,  so little time.

 

Harriet was ready to go on her date. Should she call Larry or should he call her? Harriet was dressed in a tight blue dress and had her cleavage exposed. Harriet popped her contraceptive pills into her handbag just in case her date gets her pregnant. She did some TV watching in the meantime. Later she dialled Larry's phone number and called him.

 

Harriet: Larry? Did you remember our date tonight?

Larry: Our date? Yes, I know about it. It is only 3PM. I will pick you up at 7PM.

Harriet: Oh! Is it 3PM? I must have clocked off work early! Could we go on an early date time?

Larry: I'm enjoying my hot bath, sweetie.

Harriet: I know where we can enjoy a hot tub somewhere else. I know of a place. Come pick me up now.

Larry: Really? That's sounds great! Let me finish up here and get dressed. I will be right over!

Harriet: Hurry, Larry! I don't have all day.

 

Larry finished up his hot bath and got dressed up to go again. Larry took his other car, the Jaguar, for this date with Harriet. Larry drove up to Harriet's house.

 

Larry: Wow! You look gorgeous, babe!

Harriet: Thanks, Larry!

Larry: Get out of dreams, and get into my car!

Harriet: I know a place where we could have a really good time.

Larry: Show me, babe!

 

Larry and Harriet drove to a health spa where they could get Thai massage, bathe in a hot tub or sweat inside a sauna. Larry thought of Harriet as having such great animal magnetism that he felt attracted to her. Her nipples pricked her blouse. Her blonde hair blew in the wind. Her eyes beamed with confidence. Her lips were crimson red. Larry took in all what he saw in Harriet.

 

The couple booked into the health spa and put on their white fluffy gowns and started with a Thai massage. Larry suffered from lower back pain. Harriet suffered from inflammation in her neck. The Thai massage therapist did her magic by getting the knots out of the physical muscles. Both Larry and Harriet were oiled and massaged with expert hands.  Two massagers took turns giving them the full spa treatment. Next, they went to the sauna to sweat. Larry still had his robe wrapped around his waist. Harriet was butterball naked. Harriet was aghast to see Larry's robe still on. Harriet goes over and tips the robe off Larry's waist. Larry's prized cock was fully erect in full view. Harriet bent over to stroke it.

 

Larry: Oh, baby, that feels so good!

Harriet: Your cock is rock hard, Larry!

Larry: You bring it, babe!

Harriet: I'm only stroking it, Larry, I will wait until our session in the hot tub where you explode with cum!

Larry: Yeah, stroke it good, babe.

 

Larry does not cum in the sauna. Even with his robe wrapped around his waist, his rock hard penis stood erect through the robe. Harriet was sweltering inside the sauna. She stroked her clitoris up and down. She was getting herself into the mood for the jacuzzi session.

After an hour, Larry and Harriet went over to the jacuzzi room. The jacuzzi room was styled after a Japanese jacuzzi decorated with rocks and plants. The jacuzzi was big enough for four people.  Larry was disrobed. His rock hard penis was losing its strength and he needed to get it back into form again. He tried to masturbate with it. Harriet caught him in the act trying to cum on his own.

 

Harriet: Larry, dear! Stop wanking!

Larry: My cock has gone flabby again. I need to keep it erect!

Harriet: I hate to see grown up men wanking!

Larry: But my cock is limp!

Harriet: My mouth can make it rock hard again!

Larry: Go ahead, make me the Italian Stallion!

Harriet: I know you will love the way I suck your cock.

Larry: You're an angel, Harriet.

 

Harriet stroked Larry's penis with her hands, pulsating up and down until Larry could feel himself slipping into ecstasy. Harriet was the gal with all the moves. Her hands massaged his penis and it regained its stiffness to Larry's delight. Next step, she used her perky boobs to make the penis more stiffer. A hint of cum appeared from his penis, a little squirt of cum came through. Harriet licked the cum to taste it. Then she swallowed his penis with her delectable mouth. Her mouth massaged and lubricated the penis. Larry's cock was ready for penetration and Harriet guided his cock into her pussy. The two lovebirds made passionate love in the hot tub. Water splashed everywhere as they achieved climax. Harriet climaxed before Larry did. Larry felt her pussy suffocating his cock inside her pussy until he felt a release and then his cock gushed out his cum. His cum gushed forth into her face!

 

Harriet: Holy shit! That was out of this world!

Larry: Oh my God, that was fucking great!

Harriet: Larry, you turned me into a woman! I am not a fucking  virgin anymore!

Larry: Wonderful to be the one who made you lose your virginity.

Harriet: Your cum tastes good. Like you have all the right ingredients in it.

Larry: Yeah, my cum seems to taste real good these days.

Harriet: How many girls have you slept with, Larry?

Larry: Plenty. I lost count. Why do you ask?

Harriet: I bet that they haven't tasted cum like this before?

Larry: Every girl sucks my cock and samples my cum. They ought to know by now its delicious taste.

Harriet: Yes, they ought to give it ten out of ten.

Larry: I am flattered!

Harriet: You know what will make me your girlfriend,  Larry?

Larry: Girlfriend? I like us to be friends with benefits.

Harriet: Seriously, Larry, you need a girlfriend, a partner. You cannot have sex with every girl and never know what true love is.

Larry: I don't like where this is going. I prefer friends with benefits. I'm a chick magnet for God's sake.

Harriet: I love you, Larry, but you cannot make us females feel like sluts. We have priorities in life. We females look out for companionship.

Larry: I tell my girls that I'm not the marrying type. What's wrong with a little hanky spanky?

Harriet: Okay, it seems that you are not hearing me. I maybe a girl with big boobs, a gorgeous butt and an amazing pussy but I am one of those girls who is looking for a relationship.

Larry: You certainly know how to kill a date.

Harriet: That's not what I meant. I would love to explore our feelings more deeply only if you decide to go steady with me.

Larry: To be honest, Harriet, I cannot go steady with you. I have never went steady with the girls I have banged in the past. I have a reputation to keep. Girls come to me to give them sexual awakening and pleasure.

Harriet: No, Larry. You turn us females into sex slaves. If you ever change your mind, call me again. But for going steady that is.

Larry: It's so hard to find fuckable females these days. They want to go steady and raise children. I want nothing to do with the status quo.

Harriet: One day when your cock is no longer performing as it should then you might consider a relationship.

Larry: Oh God, my poor cock at the mercy of a girl who wishes to go steady!

Harriet: I gave you pleasure. I gave you fantastic sex. You could have the decency to return the favour.

Larry: So I ask you how was the sex?

Harriet: Oh my God, Larry, it was fantastic! Back to us going steady...

Larry: The only favour I would give back is to fuck your pussy one more time.

Harriet: Go ahead, cowboy! Fuck my pussy!

 

Larry and Harriet made passionate love again. Larry hated the idea of relationships. Harriet was keen to make Larry see life from her perspective. After their second quickie in the hot tub, they relaxed with glasses of red wine. They spent the whole day at the health spa. The staff at the spa congratulated their stay but they didn't reveal to Larry and Harriet why they were so happy to see them. Larry and Harriet drove to the beach. They walked on the beach holding hands and watched the sunset. Larry took Harriet to the pier to watch the seagulls fishing for fish. It was a memorable day, and both of them cherished it. Harriet decided it was time to go home. Larry was feeling exhausted from all the sex he was enjoying.  He thought of boosting his libido with more tablets but he remembered that he had had a bad experience with them. He too packed himself into bed at his apartment feeling satisfied that he did something right.

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Koko: Oh Larry! That was awesome!

Larry: Encore!

Koko: You're awesome lover!

Larry: Whew! Asian gals are the cream of the crop!

Koko: I don't feel so lonely anymore, Larry.

Larry: I am right here if you need to cuddle.

Koko: You made me feel like woman again.

Larry: Still got the magic touch.

Koko: Why Larry, are you single? Together we make babies!

Larry: I'm not the marrying type.

Koko: Oh Larry you are missing out. I want your babies!

Larry: Calm down, Koko my love. We have plenty of time for baby making. Lovemaking is a lot of effort.

Koko: Yes, it is. My pussy is throbbing but I feel like on fire.

Larry: You have had what they call an orgasm.

Koko: An orgasm? Yeah, I want more of that!

Larry: I think one orgasm is enough for you tonight, lovely.

Koko: I want to date you again. And next time I want to fuck your brains, Larry!

Larry: Oh, I can only imagine!

Koko: Not many Asian men can give me an orgasm like you did, Larry! You are my Japanese steed: I will ride you good!

Larry: I hope my cock will endure what you will give to me.

Koko: Oh, Larry, I will take care of your cock. I will massage it if it gets sore for you.

Larry: Look at the time! We must be going now!

Koko: No! Stay here overnight.  I pay extra for us. Sleep with me by my side.

Larry: Okay, I will. Only for tonight,  Koko dear.

 

Larry and Koko slept together like two peas in a pod. Koko had found what she was looking for all her life. Larry was amazed at his orgasmic experience. Other girls would not achieve orgasm like Koko did. Well, there were some exceptions to the rule but Larry did sexually awaken Koko with his special talents. It was 11pm at the hotel and the lights were switched off. Tomorrow was another special day.

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Larry stepped out the front door and got into his Porsche 911 Turbo. He said goodbye to Koko and she waved back to him. Larry had struck gold with Koko! Larry was a supreme chick magnet: he can attract and charm any girl from any nation. Asian women were a challenge as he knew from experience that they hate guys who are pushy and insensitive. Larry scored with Koko as he became more gentle and caring. His charms worked like magic on any gal. Larry did not want to plan too much for his date. Dating an Asian girl must be less about spectacle and more about the romance. Hopefully he will work his way into her panties without a sweat. Larry drove back home to his apartment.  He drank the fresh milk Harriet delivered to his front door. He had a different plan for Harriet the milkmaid as she was not Asian. To Larry, women are not a challenge to overcome but to be used for his sex conquests.

 

The time had come for his date with Koko.  She dressed in a dark violet mini dress for the occasion, she wore a new wig and her lipstick was bright red. Dressed to kill, thought Larry. Larry drove his date to his favourite nightclub.  There he ordered dinner and red wine. Larry and Koko danced the night away. Koko never had such an experience with Larry that evening. To Koko, Larry was different and exciting. Larry was the spark that she needed to get herself out of a rut. Larry finished off the evening by serenading Koko with an R&B song.

 

Koko: Larry, you changed my life! I have never felt so alive!

Larry: We had a wonderful time together!

Koko: You are the spark that I always needed, Larry!

Larry: I am flattered, Koko.

Koko: Truly, I feel like I'm attracted to you.

Larry: I feel the same way, Koko.

Koko: I want to make love to you, Larry.

Larry: I know a hotel two blocks from here where we can have more fun.

Koko: Let's go, Larry. Don't waste time!