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Doctor Sex and the man with the micro penis story

 

Doctor Sex was pleasuring herself at her office. There were no appointments made for that day so she decided to kill the time by pleasuring herself at her desk. Finally she achieved orgasm and wetted her panties and skirt. Time for a change of clothes, she thought. She changed into her gym clothes: sports bra and tight gym pants. Suddenly her phone rang off the hook.

 

Doctor Sex: Hello, you have called the office of Doctor Sex, the nation's number one sex therapist and gynaecologist! Who am I speaking to?

Caller: You're speaking to Vincent. I think I needed to speak to you about my condition. Its affecting my marriage.

Doctor Sex: Hello there, Vincent! Yes, I think I am familiar with your condition. Do you have herpes?

Vincent: Fuck no! It's not herpes!

Doctor Sex: Oh dear, is it syphilis or gonorrhea??

Vincent: Fuck shit! I don't have a venereal disease! Look, I have a micro penis.

Doctor Sex: Shit, Vincent! I mean, Vincent, why not come into my office today and we will talk it over?

Vincent: Yeah, I'm free so I will come over right now!

Doctor Sex: Thank you, Vincent!

 

Vincent hurries over to the office of Doctor Sex. He is hiding his crotch with his hands. Doctor Sex opens the door for him and invites him over to her desk.

 

Doctor Sex: Why are you folding your hands over your crotch?

Vincent: I don't want anyone to see my micro penis.

Doctor Sex: You are drawing attention to it by hiding it.

Vincent: Oh alright then. I thought people were staring at my crotch. I am so ashamed of my micro penis.

Doctor Sex: Oh really, give up the charade. Okay, tell me, were you born with a micro penis?

Vincent: No. From a young boy, I had a strong erect penis. Then later in life, my penis suddenly atrophied.

Doctor Sex: Shit! Its fucking small! I don't understand how your penis shrunk itself? (Doctor Sex assumed that Vincent got a micro penis from a shrinking ray in Honey, I shrunk the kids!)

Vincent: I don't understand it either. When I got married and went on our honeymoon with my wife, my cock was medium sized. Now, my cock is limp and small.

Doctor Sex: Do you jerk off a lot?

Vincent: No! Shit! I do jerk myself often but that cannot be the cause of my micro penis's small size!

Doctor Sex: You have a serious problem down there, Vincent. I cannot explain what the cause or the trigger for your micro penis but if you are jerking off I think it is high time you stopped wanking.

Vincent: I stopped fucking jerking off when I got married.

Doctor Sex: Is there still cum in your testicles?

Vincent: The last time I checked I did.

Doctor Sex: I don't think you have a micro penis condition. You probably wank too often and then the penis goes limp and finally it looks like a little round ball.

Vincent: I am not a wanker!

Doctor Sex: But you need to understand, Vincent, that maybe you are wanking excessively and it triggers what I call a 'penile meltdown '. A 'penile meltdown ' occurs after excessive stimulation of the penis. In other words, you are a jerk-off!

Vincent: I didn't realize it will get down to this level! Fuck! I thought I would have a quickie with my cock and perhaps I jerked myself too much!

Doctor Sex: Don't fear, Doctor Sex is here! I'm here to heal your penis and restore it back to life!

Vincent: But I'm a married man!

Doctor Sex: And I'm fucking Doctor Sex! Permit me to suck your micro cock for professional reasons?

Vincent: Shit! You can! You have my permission!

Doctor Sex: Good! There is no guarantee that I will restore your limp cock to life?

Vincent: Just go ahead! I need your mouth to restore my cock to its original size and power!

Doctor Sex: You asked for it, now you will get the best oral treatment from yours truly, Doctor Sex!

 

Doctor Sex did oral sex upon Vincent's limp cock for about an hour. Her mouth massaged his tiny cock until it was stimulated to grow bigger. When it did grow bigger, she sucked harder. Vincent lay upon the doctor's bed without any care in the world. He thought this was better than going to the dentist. Now at Doctor Sex, she gets to suck his lollipop. Vincent didn't mind Doctor Sex taking her time with his cock because he found it so pleasurable. Finally, Vincent cummed over Doctor Sex, her boobs were covered with glistening white cream or cum.

 

Doctor Sex: Fuck!! That was spectacular! I told you that you don't have a micro penis condition!

Vincent: Oh, if only you continue your therapy sessions I would be very grateful!

Doctor Sex: Don't be a fucking prude! I'm doing this professionally!

Vincent: I am eternally in your debt, Doctor Sex!

Doctor Sex: Thank you, Vincent  for the sweet compliment!

Vincent: What are you doing now?

Doctor Sex; I'm analyzing your cum under the microscope. It figures.

Vincent: It figures what??

Doctor Sex: Although you squirted thick cum all over my boobs, under the microscope it looks watery.

Vincent: Watery? What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

Doctor Sex: It means that your jerking offs are lowering down your sperm count. You need to stop wanking from today if possible!

Vincent: I knew that I had a fucking wanking problem!

Doctor Sex: Consider yourself to be one of the lucky ones! Why not allow your spouse to suck your cock when you feel the need to?

Vincent: That will be good advice but she is old fashioned.

Doctor Sex: Tell her that oral sex is a surefire remedy for erectile dysfunction, and in your case, penile meltdown.

Vincent: I'm starting your new technique today! No more penile meltdowns from now on!

Doctor Sex: Excellent! Before I let you go, I want to suck your juicy cock one more time?

Vincent: Sure, go right ahead!

Doctor Sex: Just making sure that our first try wasn't a lucky fluke!

Vincent: My nickname is Lucky Vince!

Doctor Sex: I bet you are lucky!

 

Doctor Sex performed her last oral sex session with Vincent. After that session, she recommended to Vincent that he try out the sex education with his wife and perhaps quit masturbation too. Quitting masturbation was similar to quitting smoking. Doctor Sex encouraged Vincent to take him and his wife on sex retreats so that they could bond together more often. No more wanking behind closed doors. Doctor Sex helped a married man regain his sexual confidence once again.

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Doctor Sex and the wanking schoolboy story

 

Clarissa Foxworth aka Doctor Sex was in her office studying the latest results from her gynaecology examinations when abruptly her phone rang off the hook.

Doctor Sex did the usual "I am Doctor Sex, the nation's number one sex therapist and gynaecologist" slogan over the phone and invited her two patients over. Surprisingly, a mother and a schoolboy sat before her.

 

Doctor Sex: Hi, my name is Clarissa. But all of my patients call me Doctor Sex. How may I help you today?

Mother: My son is so addicted to his wanking that it's affecting his grades. He cannot even have a good social life because of his addiction to porn or whatever he is hiding under his bed.

Son: Shit, leave my porn out of this. I'm perfectly straight. I'm just have fun with my cock.

Mother: My poor boy is going through a teenage phase but one day he might not have children!

Doctor Sex: Wanking is okay, it's part of who we are.

Mother: Not in my establishment it's not! I'm very conservative and I don't tolerate my son's jerking in our bedroom or in the bathroom!

Son: Can we go now? We'll be late for soccer!

Mother: And in adding to this problem, my son has no girlfriend to do favours for him too! All of his friends have girlfriends except my son! What is the cure to his dilemma, Doctor Sex?

Doctor Sex: I think that he needs a girlfriend. That's the only answer I will recommend.

Son: I don't need a girlfriend! I'm happy as I am!

Mother: Happily wanking, that is!

Doctor Sex: How old are you by the way?

Son: About 17.

Doctor Sex: Stop wanking! Wanking is not working for you. All of this jerking off is alienating your family.

Mother: What do you propose that one should do about him? I fancied the idea of sending him to boarding school?

Doctor Sex: No! That will not solve the real problem. He's addicted to porn, and wanking is an outlet for his porn addiction.

Son: But it feels so good wanking.

Doctor Sex: If you don't mind, I think I can remedy his wanking problem.

Mother: How so? I will pay you top dollar for pills to stop his crazy jerk offs!

Doctor Sex: Shit, No! I suggest that he needs a Sugar Mommy in his life. I will be your son's Sugar Mommy for the weekend. Perhaps I will make it four weekends in a month to cure him off porn addiction too. I will give you 50% discount for 4 weekends starting from today?

Mother: Gosh! This will definitely help my son overcome his porn addiction. And help him get a cute girlfriend for himself too!

Doctor Sex: Then it's settled! Drop your boy by my office this Friday so we can start healing him sexually and emotionally.

 

The day finally arrived for Doctor Sex to help the teenage boy overcome his porn and wanking addictions. Doctor Sex took the boy to her patient room and let him stretch out comfortably upon the bed. Doctor Sex looked different today: she was wearing a nurse outfit and her cleavage stuck out for all to see. The boy's name was Tyson.

 

Tyson; You're looking like a juicy Lucy from my centerfold, Doctor Sex!

Doctor Sex: We are starting off our first session by playing Doctor and Nurse today.

Tyson: Shit! I feel horny already! What did you do to me?

Doctor Sex: I'm just stroking your cock, caressing it with my delicate hands.

Tyson: Is this the same as jerking off?

Doctor Sex: Not if someone is doing it for you, Ty! Lie down still while I Doctor Sex massage your cock with my mouth!

Tyson: I can get used to this!

Doctor Sex: Next, I will suck your little testicles.

Tyson: They are not called little testicles! I was born with the balls of a bull!

Doctor Sex: That's what you think! Your little testicles are getting a delicate massage inside my mouth. For a pair of young testicles, they indeed taste yummy!

Tyson: Told you so! What's next on the list? Licking my nipples?

Doctor Sex: You seem to know a lot about kinky sex!

Tyson: Sex knowledge is power!

Doctor Sex: I'm going to show you what real sex power is all about!

Tyson: Please lick my nipples?

Doctor Sex: But I haven't finished sucking your cock!

Tyson: Hurry up! I don't have all day!

 

Finally Tyson's cock squirted cum all over Doctor Sex. Doctor Sex didn't mind because everytime somebody cums it gets all over her delectable body.

 

Tyson: Am I in heaven?

Doctor Sex: Another 45 minutes to go.

Tyson: So we are fucking like whores for the next 45 minutes?

Doctor Sex: Yes! I'm showing you that physical sex is much better than wanking on your own.

Tyson: When do I get to eat pussy?

Doctor Sex: First, I'm going to fuck your brains out!

Tyson: Where do you suppose a guy's brains are located?

Doctor Sex: In his testicles, of course!

Tyson: Go ahead, fuck my brains out!

Doctor Sex: I will do it for you, Ty! Your cock I will ride into the sunset!

 

Doctor Sex spent 20 minutes riding Tyson's cock until both of them climaxed. Tyson was in nirvana or wherever he was as his brains were fucked into oblivion.

 

Tyson: Oh, Doctor Sex. I think you missed a spot.

Doctor Sex: Fuck you! I didn't miss anything but if you insist!

Tyson: So glad of my mother to sign me up for these sex therapy sessions!

Doctor Sex: You are the first teenage boy to get sex therapy from me, Doctor Sex!

Tyson: I wish you were my girlfriend. We could fuck like this after school!

Doctor Sex: No, I think you ought to get your own girlfriend! Almost every schoolgirl knows how to fuck like a slut!

Tyson: But you are dressed in a beautiful nurse outfit. You are an experienced sex doctor. I bet my friends have not experienced this much fun with their girlfriends.

Doctor Sex: I cannot be your girlfriend. Consider me as one of your sexual fantasies.

Tyson: You make the pathway to manhood so much easier for me.

Doctor Sex: Glad to be of service, Ty. Now roll over, I want to lick your anus.

Tyson: What is down there to lick?

Doctor Sex: Bundles of pleasure! Hope you enjoy!

 

Doctor Sex performed a full sex therapy session with Tyson: cock massaging and oral sex, anal stimulation and anal sex with a strapped dildo, and gave him plenty of sex to cure his dependence away from wanking. During the sex therapy sessions, Doctor Sex taught Tyson the basics about animal magnetism as the key to attracting the opposite sex. Next, Doctor Sex encouraged him to throw out the porn magazines and to focus on his studies as he always wanted to become a sailor in the navy. Doctor Sex spent 4 sex sessions with Tyson with ever increasing frequency in sexual healing until the day he broke his addiction to masturbation.

 

Tyson: I feel like a new man! I'm no longer a teenage boy, I am a stud!

Doctor Sex: Yeah, we fucked out your wanking and porn addiction with my methods!

Tyson: If I had not been in your office sooner, I would have been a wanker for life!

Doctor Sex: Wanking is a big big turn off! If a teenage boy wants to become a real man, they ought to come to my office and I will do that favour for them

Tyson: Doctor Sex, how could I return the favour for changing me into a man?

Doctor Sex: You could fuck my pussy one more time!

Tyson: I'm happy to oblige! How is that you don't get pregnant?

Doctor Sex: It takes a lot of cum to get me pregnant. With you, it might take multiple sessions to get me ovulating!

Tyson: Shit! Okay, let me fuck your pussy in gratitude for your good work, Nurse Clarissa!

Doctor Sex: It's Doctor Sex, Ty boy!

 

Tyson thanked Doctor Sex for all the good things she did for him. He was cured of his porn and masturbation. Now he was self-confident to get himself his own girlfriend. He hoped to breeze through his studies with his new mental focus and zest for life (and sex). Doctor Sex smiled. Another satisfied customer. Tomorrow a brand new day.

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Doctor Sex and the Sugar Mommy story

 

Doctor Sex was busy in her gynaecology office today. Her office phones rang like buzzing bees from people who had sex problems that needed to be solved urgently. Luckily for her she understood which phone requests would be deemed profitable in the first session.  Today Clarissa Foxworth aka Doctor Sex was in a good mood. After all she was having so many satisfying affairs with married men who had erectile dysfunction symptoms. She picked up her phone to answer it.

 

Doctor Sex: Hello, you have made a call to Doctor Sex"s office. Doctor Sex, the number one sex therapist and gynaecologist who makes you and your partner sexually fulfilled.

Caller: Doctor Sex? This is Jasmine. I'm a Sugar Mommy who is in desperate need for your help!

Doctor Sex: Hi, Jasmine! Pleased to hear from you! What might be the problem with your sex life?

Jasmine: I'm a total fuckup when it's coming to making love to the men in my life! I mean, I seem to have lost the spark or my groove! How do I get it back?

Doctor Sex: Why not come into my office today? I am available right now.

Jasmine: That's sounds great! I will be right over!

 

Jasmine the Sugar Mommy arrives at the office of Doctor Sex. Jasmine looks desperate for a solution to her relationship problems.

 

Doctor Sex: How may I help you, Jasmine?

Jasmine: Well, I seem to have lost my mojo with the young guys. They used to come into my bedroom with a supersized cock and then I feel aplomb whenever we are in the middle of shit sex! I can't explain it. We used to perform for an hour a day and then fuck I get scared!

Doctor Sex: You don't need to push sex until up to an hour. Sex can also be a quickie or an opportunity to achieve orgasm. What are you doing that prevents you from enjoying satisfying sex?

Jasmine: I like to cuddle. I like to foreplay. I like to do marathon sex.

Doctor Sex: You need to stop clinging onto your men. Perhaps they get the impression that you are needy.

Jasmine: What's that got to do with my sex problems?

Doctor Sex: I know you are a Sugar Mommy and you want to cuddle them or demand lengthy sex but perhaps you are needy. You don't need to hold onto someone to enjoy sex.

Jasmine: Oh that issue. Well, I do hold onto them tightly. My toy boys complain that I'm too clingy during sex. Shit,  I feel bad about what I did!

Doctor Sex: Don't feel bad! We get carried away when we are enjoying rough sex. Sex is about bonding with another person. Sex is only pleasurable only if you make it so.

Jasmine: So what am I supposed to do? Go on a hiatus without sex? I can't bear to go on a hiatus!

Doctor Sex: No need for a hiatus, girlfriend. The solution to your dilemma is that you allow the man to do his thing so that you can achieve orgasm. And stop chasing the white rabbit too. Take your time to enjoy sex.

Jasmine: Is that all? Aren't you prescribing pills or tablets for my lack of sex drive?

Doctor Sex: Not at all. Pills and tablets only serve as a bandaid to your problem. I don't think you have lost your sex drive at all. But I do recommend that you introduce more foreplay and sex toys into your sex sessions.

Jasmine: I don't believe in sex toys. I do sex the old fashioned way.

Doctor Sex: You could use the sex toys like dildos, anal dildos, or vibrators to enhance your sex relationships. It works wonders for people who get bored with the same sex routine all the time. Sex toys like clitoris vibrators will magically enhance your sex life!

Jasmine: Okay, if you say it will work then I will try it out.

Doctor Sex: The results will leave you speechless!

Jasmine: So you say I haven't lost my sex drive?

Doctor Sex: Not at all. You need to try out new things to stimulate all the G-spots all over your clitoral and labia regions. Then you make another appointment with me and you give me the good news that you got your groove back!

Jasmine: Fuck yeah! Shit, Doctor Sex, I thought all this sex stuff was complicated but today you have given me hope! My young men will be thrilled to know that I will get my mojo back perhaps in loads of pussy juice!

Doctor Sex: That's the spirit! I love to see you again and hopefully you will be enjoying lots of great sex!

Jasmine: I will buy these sex toys like vibrators and dildos for myself today.

Doctor Sex: Don't forget to use the dildos for a man's anus because there are nerves of pleasure down there too!

Jasmine: You have given me so much hope for the future! I cannot thank you enough, Doctor Sex!

Doctor Sex: The pleasure is all mine, Jasmine!

Jasmine: Toodles! I must try out your expert advice right now!

Doctor Sex: Toodles! Happy pussy vibrations!

 

Jasmine left the doctor's office with a new zest for life. Doctor Sex smiled. Another satisfied customer. Today was a busy day albeit a joyful one.

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Larry and the milkmaid chapter 6

 

The big night on the weekend had finally arrived for Larry to have a threesome with Koko and her mysterious friend. Larry loved mystery surprises. The best thing about surprises was that it was unpredictable as he was with all women. Koko was getting her groove back thanks to Larry's sexual mastery. Larry discovered that Asian girls in particular were horny, passionate creatures who were not afraid to flaunt their sexuality. Koko found herself as a lonely girl working for her boss but never getting any benefits from it. But she was an international supermodel who desperately needed her sexual awakening. Larry helped her awaken her inner Aphrodite two weeks ago: it was heaven on earth. Koko planned a threesome for a special evening with Larry. She was eager to demonstrate that she was no sexual amateur.

 

Larry drove up to Koko's mansion in his Porsche. He brought with him some sex toys that might enhance the sex orgy. He drank a can of Red Bull to prevent any limp penis troubles. He walked up to Koko's front door with a bouquet of roses and a bottle of red wine. He rang the doorbell and waited. Koko appeared before him with all smiles. She looked ravishing in her cotton gown and silky lingerie. She invited Larry inside and told him to wait in the jacuzzi room. Larry walked into the jacuzzi room and saw that it was lit with candles, music played in the background and the jacuzzi tub was filled with water and bath salts. Larry took off his clothes and dipped himself into the jacuzzi waiting for Koko to arrive.

 

Koko did indeed arrive. She smiled at Larry with her lovely Asian eyes. Larry smiled back. He wondered if Koko remembered to bring her friend in for a threesome. She did, thank God! Koko invited her mystery friend into the jacuzzi room. Larry was gobsmacked: it was Morgan! Morgan was the woman he fucked in January after he had met her at a fancy restaurant. But here she was in the flesh! Larry sweated for a while being self-conscious. Larry said not a word fearing he might ruin the date by mentioning Morgan's name.

 

Koko: Larry, sweetheart, I bring friend with me to have threesome tonight. You like?

Larry: Yes, baby, I do, I do!

Koko: Larry, this is Morgan. She tells me you know her?

Larry: Yes, I do remember her. We dated before, long time ago this year, I think.

Koko: Don't worry, Larry. She knows we go steady. It's okay with me.

Larry: Whew! For a minute I thought you...

Koko; Relax, Larry. We go steady. No worries.

Larry: Thank goodness!

Morgan: Suits me. Larry and I didn't become an item this year. I want to get my turn to fuck Larry. Save your cum for me too!

Koko: You will. First, we strip then we suck cock.

Morgan: And then it is threesome all the way?

Koko; Yes, something like that. Let's strip first.

 

Koko and Morgan began their stripping routine. Koko stripped away her lingerie piece by piece until she looked ravishing to Larry's satisfaction. Morgan stripped away her bra and panties to show off her large boobs and juicy pussy. Larry boggled at Morgan's large pussy lips for he had not seen it in months! Koko and Morgan climbed into the jacuzzi with Larry. Larry's cock got super erect underwater and the women began to lick and suck it hard. Koko sucked his cock hard whilst Morgan sucked his testicles. The double sensation sent Larry straight into sexual nirvana. Larry daydreamed he was on a yacht far out on the ocean with a hundred girls kissing his body.

 

Morgan massaged Larry's anus and stroked his prostate. Koko was sucking his penis so good that Larry felt a rush of cum squirting from it. The cum gushed all over Koko's face. Morgan bent over to lick Koko's face to sample Larry's cum. Larry just lay there barely conscious from the explosion of cum from his thick juicy penis. It was Morgan's turn to suck cum from the other testicle. Koko engaged with Larry to make him eat her pussy. Koko's pussy was dripping wet as she rubbed it over Larry's face. Larry hoped to use one of his sex toys to pleasure Koko but he left the sex toys in Koko's bedroom. Finally, Larry cummed a second time into Morgan's face. She lapped up all the delicious cum with her tongue. Koko was rubbing her pussy on Larry's face so that she could cum by herself. Then she climaxed!

 

Larry was like unconscious when Koko climaxed with her red hot pussy. He lay there in the jacuzzi in a higher state of nirvana with two gals climaxing like never before. After an hour in the jacuzzi, it was over. Larry awoke from his sexual nirvana to find Koko and Morgan getting drunk on red wine.

 

Larry: Holy crap! That was spectacular! That was amazing, girls!

Koko & Morgan: You were amazing yourself, handsome!

Larry: You transported me to heaven and back!

Koko: I am happy you are happy, Larry.

Morgan: Shit. That was fantastic! We must do this more often!

Koko: Yes, it is good! But I will call you if I need you.

Morgan: That's a great idea!

Koko: Larry, I hope you are ready for more. After this we go to my bedroom to make love. All night lovemaking.

Larry: I cummed twice in the jacuzzi! Hopefully I do have extra supply of cum somewhere in my balls!

Morgan: Of course, he does. Larry is a fucking cum producing factory!

Koko: That's very good. I love man who has plenty of cum.

Larry: Let's drink more wine.

(Larry pours wine for Koko)

Koko: Thank you, Larry. I love you, my boyfriend.

Morgan: So you guys are a couple?

Larry: It looks that way. Why do you ask?

Morgan: You're not a guy who likes relationships. What trick is up your sleeve?

Larry: There is no trick, I assure you.

Koko: Leave my boyfriend alone. Don't ask silly questions. Larry belongs to me. I'm his lover, am I not, Larry?

Larry: Yes, I am your boyfriend.

Morgan: Shit, Larry. We could have been in a solid relationship but you said no.

Larry: I wasn't ready to be with you. I was just enjoying life and I didn't have the time to be with you.

Morgan: Fuck you, Larry! You moved on pretty quick for a small guy.

Larry: I'm not small. Most chicks have compared my stature to that of Don Johnson.

Koko: Stop! Larry moved in with me. You too slow for a boyfriend. Me, Koko, have got a man for myself!

Larry: Yes, Morgan, Koko made me her boyfriend. I cannot undo what she has done.

Morgan: Okay, I understand. You guys have a beautiful chemistry together. I guess I had better move on.

Larry: Where are you going?

Morgan: I am leaving. I feel upset about this. I need to get some air.

Koko: No, don't go! You promised you stay!

Larry: Listen to Koko. Please stay for the dessert. What we had was only the appetizer!

Koko: Yes, next up is the dessert like Larry said. We go to my bedroom for more sex!

Morgan: Okay, that sounds promising. I will stay for one more fuckable session but I must leave around ten tonight.

Koko: Good! I go make my bedroom romantic, yes?

 

The threesome, Larry, Koko and Morgan, fucked all night until ten when Morgan had to leave the mansion in a hurry. Larry and Koko resumed to take their coitus to the next level. Larry's cum decorated the ceiling and Koko's head was hit against the headboard many times but she didn't seem to mind. Finally at midnight, Larry and Koko ran out of steam and Koko climaxed over Larry's face with her pussy juices. Larry was fast asleep after the last blowjob. Koko lay with him like as if she was married to him.

 

Koko dreamt that Larry and her got married and went on to experience a great sexual honeymoon. Larry didn't have the strength to conjure up a dream so he lay there totally exhausted.

 

When Larry woke up next morning, Koko made him breakfast and sat with him kissing whilst he was eating. Koko believed she found her dream man at last. Larry wondered how to get out of this relationship without hurting Koko's feelings. He remembered he was the master of the game, that is, friends with benefits. Not once in his book of rules did it say that he must become a boyfriend after sex. Larry ate his breakfast and thanked Koko with a French kiss for the wonderful sex she gave him.

 

He was in love with Koko for the sex but he wondered how to get out of it. Koko waved goodbye to him and closed her front door. Larry drove away. His blonde wavy hair blew in the wind as he drove back home. This was going to be difficult: the women that he is fucking are too fucking smart for him! They are opportunistic and smart, super smart was a better choice of words. Next on his list was Beatrice, she tricked him into a relationship too. Now he set out to undo the damage.

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Larry and the milkmaid chapter 5

 

Larry arrived back at his apartment. He checked in to read his mail. He checked his phone calls. Only a few missed calls from Koko. Boy, she was desperate! Larry entered into his bedroom and lay upon the bed and covered his face with his pillow. He had just said yes to going steady with Beatrice! He felt guilty that his player days were coming to an end. Hopefully he will hatch a plan to get back into the game. Beatrice proved herself devious and she snagged Larry into a relationship pact. How ridiculous did Larry feel when he agreed to Beatrice's pact?! But Larry got up and made himself a strong cup of coffee to ease his nerves. He checked to see if Harriet would bring his two bottles of fresh milk every morning. She did, thank Heavens, she did! Then Larry spotted a card in between the two milk bottles. Larry read it aloud to himself:

 

"Dear Larry,  we had an amazing time together.  I was hoping we might go out on another date. I am free this weekend. Call me when you feel ready.

Signed Harriet."

 

The letter was from Harriet. Larry did remember the good times with Harriet: her bouncing boobs, her delicious butt, and her delectable pussy brought back happy feelings. But there was a problem with this: she wants to date him on the weekend! He has a date with Koko and at his own apartment! What must he do now? You cannot date two girls at the same time. Harriet was the first to bring up the subject of going steady. He is not fond of that idea. Koko did the same thing but she likes it to be slow and easy, the way he wants it. Larry decided that it is best to spend the weekend with Koko instead of Harriet. To Larry, Harriet was wet behind the ears when it came to sexual encounters. If Harriet wants to go steady, then she must get her own boyfriend. Larry was the master of the game and he vowed that the game will not play him. He tore up the letter and took the bottles of milk back inside his home. Larry thought, if Harriet comes to him uninvited then he will dump her. Larry loved it when he was in control of the game.

 

Larry didn't like women who played him for a fool. Beatrice was the exception because she needed sexual healing. More sessions with Beatrice will heal her completely. Harriet was great with sex but she was pushy. Koko was on a whole other level: his body and soul clicked with hers. Koko's animal magnetism was so powerful that Larry could not help himself but beg for more pussy dessert! More pussy paradise is what Larry was looking for in Koko. He hoped for his sex with Koko to be more explosive.

 

Friday! Today Larry was in a happy go lucky mood! Harriet was out of his mind. She proved to be too immature to be with him. He didn't care if he missed her. He didn't care if he dumped her. Girls like Harriet are into sob stories. He was not a fan of sob stories. Larry kind of accepted that he made a mistake with Beatrice. After all it might take a month to heal her sexually. Beatrice,  Beatrice, what did you do to me? Larry thought over and over until he accepted his fate. He will go steady with Beatrice and sexually heal her as long as she desires. Koko on the hand, demands from Larry the same pact. Larry's thoughts were in a twirl and he couldn't think straight. Larry moved to his recliner and dozed off. He will bring Koko to his apartment for the weekend: and fuck like rabbits. He dreamed a wet dream and smiled.

 

Larry picked up Koko and invited her into his apartment.  Koko was pleased to see how small his apartment was compared with the large open spaces at her mansion. Larry brought wine and cheese to the dinner table. He lit the candles. He prepared a chicken a la king meal for two. Koko and Larry dined in style. Koko didn't want to rush into sex. She wanted Larry to take her on beach walks. Larry agreed. Soon they were walking on the beach holding hands and in love.

 

Koko: Larry, I love you.

Larry: I love you too, Koko.

Koko: You haven't made up your mind yet.

Larry: No. We have all the time in the world.

Koko: I'm so sorry, Larry. Did I push you to make decision?

Larry: You are a patient girl. I like that quality in a woman.

Koko: You make me feel like woman. It felt wonderful.

Larry: Yes I did. I did that for us.

Koko: So, you are considering it? We go steady, no?

Larry: Why not? We can go steady.

Koko: Oh Larry, you don't know what that means to me.

Larry: For you, I could do anything.

Koko: Good. We go steady. And no other girls because we are lovers.

Larry: If you say so. I'm in.

Koko: Thank you, Larry. I give you best sex tonight! (Smooch)

Larry: Absolutely!

 

That evening, Koko and Larry made super passionate love. Larry brought out his portable waterbed to enhance the sex. Koko did her striptease as always. Larry was entertained by her slow undressing. Koko's voluptuous figure captivated Larry's imagination. The room was lit with scented candles and the floor was decorated with rose petals. Larry kept a stash of red wine in his bar fridge. Koko grabbed Larry's penis and sucked it hard. Koko sucked his cock until it oozed with cum. Larry lay there as if he was jelly in her hands. Koko licked the cum and dived back in to make him cum a second time. Koko's pussy was dripping wet. She guided his cock into her pussy and rode it. Larry was in paradise as Koko rode his cock into nirvana. She massaged his cock with her pussy. She caressed it. She was in control of his cock all the way. Suddenly he splashed out his cum all over Koko's breasts and navel. Koko began licking his cum from her breasts. It tasted divine even better than the last time. His cum on her breasts glistened like mother of pearl. Koko felt like a new woman with him.

Koko: Oh Larry. We did better than last time!

Larry: Shit, that was awesome!

Koko: We must have more sex more often.

Larry: Your wish is my command!

Koko: You are my new boyfriend.

Larry: Yeah, I like the sound of that.

Koko: No, Larry, not ordinary boyfriend but boyfriend for keeps.

Larry: I am a keeper, Koko.

Koko: You cannot fuck other girls. I get jealous if you do.

Larry: Okay. Not even one more girl?

Koko: What you mean?

Larry: I mean, like a threesome.

Koko: A threesome? What's that?

Larry: Like in having a friend and us making love.

Koko: Oh, like that. I don't know, Larry. This friend might take you away from me.

Larry: It will be fun. You will see.

Koko: I don't like idea. Let's forget about this threesome.  You and I are lovers. You make me new woman.

Larry: Just for once. You will like it.

Koko: Okay, I try it. When you start?

Larry: I will bring in a friend I know. You will like her. She gives good sex.

Koko: Okay Larry, I like idea. But no tricks, okay?

Larry: No tricks, my lovely.

Koko: Let's fuck again.

Larry: Yeah!