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benevolentvampire · 1 year
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i had a dream that started off with me back in high school, about to give a presentation about a topic - i found out right before my turn that my topic was bible black and for some reason the powerpoint was Not just the sfw shots & scenes so i had to try and edit them all to salvage it
later me, some friends from high school + some friends I've made since were at a house party together and i had to excuse myself because i realised it was a full moon and i was apparently a werewolf. everyone saw straight through my excuses for leaving but they didn't hate me nor were they scared of me for being a werewolf
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purplesurveys · 4 years
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1020
survey by lets-make-surveys
1 - What’s your average grocery bill for the week? How many people/animals does that have to feed? Could you cut it down if you had to? Around P10,000 every 1-2 weeks, which feeds five adults and two animals. I think it can definitely be cut down, considering a chunk of that bill comes from snacks or other fancy ingredients/condiments that we could technically do without.
2 - When was the last time you were woken up in the middle of the night? Two days ago, from the typhoon’s winds. It’s a good thing I woke up because my windows had been open through the night and they could’ve smashed against the pane and into a million pieces if the wind proceeded to push them.
3 - Have you done anything out of the ordinary so far today? I charged my phone through my dad’s car twice so I can stay aligned with what was going on at work today. I ended up having to file for an emergency leave (...four days into my role, how embarrassing) because the electricity didn’t come back until 4 PM today and because I was also unable to leave home to work in a coffee shop or mall with my village still submerged in flood for all of today – which meant I wouldn’t have been able to keep up with my tasks and meetings. It was so irritating to miss out on things and I felt really guilty for having to be absent less than a week into my new job. UGH. Better days, plz.
4 - How long is it until your birthday? Five months and a week exactly.
5 - Do you have a lot of debt? How long do you think it’ll take you to pay it all off? No debt.
6 - When was the last time you had to take time off work or school to attend an appointment? Last Thursday and Friday. I got my job offer last Wednesday and was expected to submit a mountain of requirements and government IDs before reporting for my first day this Monday, so I had no choice but to devote the whole of Thurs and Fri to completing those reqs.
7 - Do you get paid if you’re off sick from work? Do you think the number of sick days would change if you did or didn’t get paid? No. Not yet, at least.
8 - What colour was the last animal you saw? White with black eyes, nose, and pawprints.
9 - When’s your next payday? Do you have anything you need to buy when you get paid? Around a week and a half from now. I have to start buying Christmas presents, for sure.
10 - What kind of face mask do you prefer to use - re-usable or disposable? I don’t really have a preference but because my mom buys boxes of the disposable kind, it’s what I use.
11 - If someone told you five years ago, that you’d be living through a global pandemic, do you think you’d believe them? Absolutely the fuck not lmao. We were all so excited about 2020 and it being a new decade, and people even made a shit ton of memes about “20/20 vision” for years - there was no way anyone could’ve predicted a global pandemic, at least one of this scale.
12 - Is your state or country under any form of lockdown or “stay at home” order at the moment? Are you following the “rules” of that? People under the age of 21 are still prohibited from going out, as far as I know. But generally, the rules are a lot more loose now compared to the last few months. Everyone’s still required to wear face masks and face shields and practice social distancing while all public places have temperature checks, floor mats, and alcohol/hand sanitizers, of course; but it’s no longer out of the ordinary to hear of people going to the mall again or even dining out at restaurants. I follow the rules, because it’s really not too hard to keep myself and thus other people safe.
13 - What flavour were the last potato chips you ate? Sour cream and onion, but I didn’t like them. My parents got me salted egg flavored chips today though and I’m excited to open them :)
14 - If you have pets, do you let them sleep in or on your bed with you? Kimi never liked the bed, so he’s always slept under mine instead of beside me. Cooper’s a big ball of energy incapable of settling on a bed, and he needs to be in his crate to let him know it’s bedtime.
15 - Would you rather watch a sitcom, a reality show, or a documentary? I love all of these and I’m always open to watching any of them as long as I’m in the right mood for them. I don’t have a favorite and some days I’ll just be in a documentary mood, some days a reality TV mood, and other days a sitcom kind of mood.
16 - Do you have a favourite celebrity chef? Gordon Ramsay 100%. He’s entertaining across the board; his Hot Ones interview is my favorite, haha.
17 - When was the last time you did a load of laundry? Not in charge of that chore.
18 - Do you have anything interesting planned for tomorrow? What day is it tomorrow, anyway? Nah. I think I’ll have to do work tomorrow considering I had to go on leave today, which is okay. It’s nice to be busy on a weekend for once. Tomorrow is Saturday.
19 - Have you ever been in therapy or counselling? Did you find it useful? No but I’ve been considering it for a while, especially after the events of September lol. I do believe it will be useful and plenty helpful, yes, that’s why I’m finally warming up to the idea.
20 - What was the last film you watched? Is it one of your favourites? I didn’t finish it but I watched the first 20 minutes of a local movie called That Thing Called Tadhana. I wouldn’t say it’s one of my favorites, but it’s definitely a significant movie for me.
21 - Would you say you're an organised person? In what ways are you organised or disorganised? Eh, I’m right in the middle. I’m organized at work but I’m not super strict with myself when it comes to my personal space. Like if I’m able to keep my room organized it’s great, but if I’m unable to maintain it it’s not the end of the world. At work I like keeping my things color-coordinated and filed neatly in different folders or spreadsheets; at home I always seem to know where everything is, no matter how messy my space has gotten.
22 - Would you rather read a fantasy novel or an auto-biography? Autobiography, for sure.
23 - When was the last time someone paid for something for you? My parents bought groceries today.
24 - Do you have an open fire? If not, would you like one? I don’t know what this is. Is this a fireplace? Because if it is, we have no use for that here.
25 - What do you do with your old technology once you upgrade or get something new? Keep it around for emergencies, or hand it down to a sibling.
26 - If you were given the choice, would you solve a problem by speaking to someone on the phone, in person or via e-mail? Depends on who they are, tbh. The closer I am to someone, the more likely I am to take a more personal approach in handling an issue with them.
27 - Do you have an alarm set for tomorrow morning? What time do you need to get up? Nope, because it’s finally Saturday.
28 - What are you wearing at the moment? I’m wearing an old shirt from high school and a pair of shorts.
29 - Is there anyone else in the room with you? What are they doing right now? Just Kimi. Sleeping.
30 - Do people in real life know that you take surveys? If they don’t, is there a particular reason that you’ve never told them? Nah, there was never a reason to tell people...it just never comes up, really. Even if it ever does, it’d take too much explanation and I never feel like going through that, especially if they won’t be able to see what exactly I post anyway.
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kaptainandy · 6 years
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okay so today felt like a week’s worth of events because god hates me and won’t let me rest. strap in folks because this was now slow ride and i’m here to vent.
(this ended up being so much longer than expected so i’m putting it under the cut)
so it’s finals and i have 3 finals and 1 video project in lieu of a final. so i was up until roughly 3:30am doing a majority of the work on our video project because the other group member who was doing most of the work along with me jumped ship last minute. so i edit 22 minutes of raw footage i have and give the rest of the group instructions on what i need from them. then the rest of the night is spent studying for my exam that i had at 7am this morning. 
i get what i need to get done and decided to do what i normally do which is go to sleep and then wake up early and do some more studying. i set 3 alarms on my phone for 15 minutes increments starting at 5:30 (the last one being at 6am) and i set my alarm clock on my desk for 6am as well giving me plenty of time for some last minute studying and to get ready and head to class. my dumb bitch ass wakes up to a clock that reads “7:08am.” my stupid hoe of a body slept through or somehow slept walked and turned off 4 fucking alarms!!!! 
i have never done cocaine, but waking up at 7:08am for a 7am examine probably creates a similar effect. i’m out the door before that clock even thinkg about changing to 7:09am. i grabbed my backpack (which thankfully i prepacked with everything i needed the night before), threw my keys and phone in my pocket, put a hat on and slip on shoes and ran out the door.
sonic the hedgehog and usain bolt got nothin on me in my anxiety fueled sprint to class. i end up getting to class at about 7:13am. thankfully my professor has a policy that if you arrive late to an exam, you can still take it as long as the first person has not finished and turned in there exam.
i get my exam and materials, sit down, and having not had time to take my meds this morning, am experiencing a heavy asthma attack. thankfully it passes and i’m doing my thing, when i graze my pocket to find it empty. i don’t think anything of it because i just thought that in my stupor, i must’ve thrown my phone on my desk or in my backpack. 
i finish my test at about 8:20am and get back to my dorm at around 8:30am. i look everywhere, flipping my room upside and cannot find my phone. so i retrace my steps to find my phone face down in the grass, getting a nice suntan. it was like that for an hour and a half, face down, meaning my bright-ass pink kirby case was very visible (i spotted it from a couple yards away). so somehow no one had stolen it. god likes to fucking toy with me at this point.
so finally i calm down enough to take a nap before my 4pm interview. i fall asleep around 9am, and wake up at 2:45pm, giving me plenty of time to take things easy and slowly make my way to the meeting place.
i get there a little early and it’s a group interview. so this alan rickman lookin-ass starts his thing and i already knew i was walking into something that was gonna be bullshit but fuck i was not prepared. it was for a company called southwestern advantage. in short it recruits college kids for paid internships to sell their shitty encyclopedia-like books and shit. i knew that going in but they promised great pay and i thought i’d give it a shot. 
but holy shit i could not have predicted the dystopian shit this wal-mart alan rickman would say. so if i was a “good candidate” they’d ship me off to tennessee by the end of next week where i would engage in an intense 1 week training program before going to work for an entire 12 weeks over the summer.
that’s not the worst part because after that, they ship you off to either wisconsin or tennessee (similar to a student exchange program, kids from that area would be shipped here) where you’d be placed in a small town to live with a “host family,” where your selling radius would encompass an entire county.
and oh god it gets worse. you’re expected to work 8am - 9pm Monday-Saturday and only get paid on commission. so this dude expects my gay, trans ass to make the decision to be shipped to some hick town  for the entire summer within like 6 days to work a schedule that could qualify as abuse for no guarantee of a worthwhile pay.
and dollar store alan rickman brought along some kids from my college who were already apart of this cult/internment camp and holy shit these people were like robots. they had a strong personality but it was layered with so much fakeness i was convinced they couldn’t pass the turing test. the whole time i was at this thing i was like “is this a recruitment for a summer job or a cult???” so yeah if a group called “southwestern advantage” tries to hit you up, it’s in your best interest to ignore it. it’s an hour and a half of my life i’ll never get back.
i’m fucking spent y’all. it’s almost 12am and i gotta study for my next final tomorrow. i’m stupid. i’m gay. and nothing feels fucking real rn lmao. 
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All of them.
1. Last kiss
Does kissing my cat on the top of the head count?
2. Last phone call
I think setting up a coffee date
3. Last text message
“How is the most beautiful Steven today?”
4. Last song you listened to
Already answered this one
5. Last time you cried
This tuesday
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice
hell to the nah
7. Been cheated on
as far as I know, nope
8. Kissed someone & regretted it
no
9. Lost someone special
not through death, but yeah
10. Been depressed
hellz yeah
11. Been drunk and threw up
thankfully not
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
12. had sex
Nope, we’re taking it slow
13. How many people have you had sex with this year?
none
15. Made a new friend
far too many
17. Laughed until you cried
sooo many times
18. Met someone who changed you
definitely 
19. Found out who your true friends were
unfortunately yes
20. Found out someone was talking about you
in good ways and in bad ways yeah
26. What did you do for your last Birthday
watched harry potter with a friend
27. What time did you wake up today
9:15 (slept through three alarms)
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for
one of the christmas parties I’m going to 
30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time
Beginning of November
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life
where I lived, I want to be in the city
32. What are you listening to right now
the sound of silence and cats’ purring
33. When is the last time you had sex?
I dunno what counts and what doesn’t so *shrugs*
34. Who’s getting on your nerves right now
This one guy who won’t tell me what’s on his mind when he’s in a bad mood, but I can’t get mad at him cause he’s besties with the guy I like
35. Most visited webpage
Probably youtube
36. Favorite colour
a really light orange
37. Nicknames
already answered this one
38. Relationship Status
unofficially together XD
39. Zodiac sign
sagittarius 
40. Male or female
female
41. Primary school
???
42. Secondary School
?????????????????????????
43. High school/college
home?????
44. Eye color
I’ve been told I have really green eyes with a ring of gold in the middle
46. Height
5′2″
47. Do you have a crush on someone
yeah lol
48. What do you like about yourself
answered this one
49. Piercings
just two in my ears
50. Tattoos
none
51. Righty or lefty
righty
FIRSTS:
53. First piercing
my ears
54. First best friend
marlz, who I’ve known since I was 1
55. First hookup
lmao no
56. First Bestfriend
Why is it twice???
RIGHT NOW:
59. Eating
nothing
60. Drinking
water
61. I’m about to
work out
62. Listening to
nothing
63. Waiting for
my one friend to come up and watch horror movies with me
YOUR FUTURE:
64. Want kids?
only if it’s adoption, but I’ve been told I’d be a bad mom so idk
65. Get married?
depends on the person. but down the line if the guy I’m with currently asked I’d probs say yes
66. Career
idk still deciding
WHICH IS BETTER:
67. Lips or eyes
EYES
68. Hugs or kisses
hugs, the real kind
69. Shorter or taller
taller
70. Older or Younger
younger, but not in a creepy way XD
71. Romantic or spontaneous
romantic 
72. Nice stomach or nice arms
nice arms
73. Sensitive or loud
sensitive of course
74. Hook-up or relationship
relationship
HAVE YOU EVER:
76. Kissed a stranger
no
77. Drank hard liquor
depends
78. Lost glasses/contacts
don’t have them
79. Had sex
again depends
80. Broken someone’s heart
they say I did but I think it’s over reacting so idk
82. Been arrested
nope
83. Turned someone down
wayyyy too often, I honestly hate getting flirted with because then I have to reject the person and I feel bad. But I also can’t flirt back since I’m serious about someone else
84. Cried when someone died
my bunny? if that counts
85. Fallen for a friend
yes.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself
I’m trying to
87. Miracles
yes
88. Love at first sight
XD I have to say yes since I’ve been there
89. Heaven
yes
90. Santa Clause
no
91. Kiss on the first date
depends 
92. Angels
yes
93. How would you label yourself?
a dreamer (that sounds cheesy but I say it cause I’m constantly tripping and walking into walls cause of daydreaming, and people say I stare into space and zone out avlot)
94. Someone You Pray Everyday For
my siblings
95. Did you sing today
I don’t think so
96. Who From All Your Ex’s have You Cared The Most About
I’d rather not say XD
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?
last summer, so I could work up some courage earlier
98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For
to see the people I care about happy
99. Are you afraid of falling in love?
most definitely, I don’t even let my friends jokingly tease me about it
100. Do you like the way you look?
in some ways yes
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surveysonfleek · 7 years
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250.
1. Do you believe that love is just an excuse to get hurt? of course not. i had the potential of getting hurt the first time i fell in love but getting hurt was the last thing i thought about.
2. When was the last time you changed in front of someone? yesterday at the locker rooms at work.
3. Do you ever turn of your cell phone? hardly ever.
4. Are you a jealous person? sometimes. it depends. maybe i’m more fomo than jealous.
5. Do you like to cuddle? sure.
6. Have you ever sent a text to the wrong person? yes.
7. Have you ever fallen asleep while texting someone? yes.
8. Has anyone ever told you they don’t ever want to lose you? yes.
9. Do you like Subway? i haven’t had subway in forever. i do like it though.
10. What are your plans for tomorrow? going to a bridal expo during the day, not sure about night.
11. In the last month, have you slept in someone else’s bed? nope.
12. Think a lot before you fall asleep? sometimes. it depends how tired i am.
13. Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes? no.
14. Is there someone you’d really like to hang out with and just talk about stuff? sure.
15. Will your next kiss be a mistake? no.
16. Soda or milk? soda.
17. Think back six months ago; were you single? nope.
18. Last December, what was your love life like? the same as it is now.
19. What are you excited for? the weekend i guess.
20. Did you kiss or hug anyone yesterday? my boyfriend.
21. Do you and that last person you texted have a thing? haha no, she’s a friend.
22. Do you have a tattoo? nope.
23. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? it was a goodbye kiss.
24. Do you want to get married? yes.
25. Do you think anyone has feelings for you? yes.
26. True love or one trillion pounds? true love.
27. Who was the last person you took a picture of other than yourself? my boyfriend.
28. Have you ever loved someone? yep.
29. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night? my boyfriend.
30. Who was the last person you shared a bed with? my boyfriend.
31. Will you kiss the last person you texted? nope.
32. Do you hate the last guy/girl you had a thing with? no.
33. Last thing you texted? we’ll see what she says.
34. Interested in anyone at the moment? yes.
35. Would you rather lose your best friend or your boyfriend? they’re the same person. hmmm.
36. Do you think people who pay hundreds of dollars on perfume are ridiculous? i am that person lol.
37. What is the last thing you tried on in a store? i forgot. a jacket i think.
38. Do you know who Georgia Nicholson is? no.
39. Do you ever sleep through your alarm? only like once.
40. When did you realise you were no longer a child? i don’t think i’ve come to that realisation yet haha.
41. Is sleeping naked more comfortable than in clothes? no thanks, i need at least my undies on.
42. Are you comfortable enough around your friends to change in front of them? sorta not really.
43. Who is someone you do not understand at all? many people.
44. What is your morning routine? check the time, pee, reply to everyone that’s messaged me.
45. Have you already met your true love? i hope i have!
46. Have you ever had a dream in which you were making out, or more, with someone? yes.
47. Do you prefer to fix the problems or just end the relationship? fix it first. if it doesn’t work, end it.
48. Have you ever accidentally stepped on a cat’s tail? no lol.
49. Did you know that when a worm is cut in two both pieces grow again and continue living? yeah, i’ve heard of that. never seen it happen.
50. Do veggies gross you out? no lol.
51. Do you know what Bluekaffee is? no.
52. Chicken burger, fish burger, or cheeseburger? cheeseburger.
53. What is the best brand of ketchup? they’re all the same to me. as long as it’s not super runny.
54. Would you run down the street completely naked for £1,000? nah.
55. Have you ever dated someone in secret? no lol.
56. How do you get splinters out? with tweezers.
57. What is something all relationships need to be healthy? love and respect.
58. Do you bring pillows and blankets on road trips? yes of course.
59. If a stranger adds you on facebook, do you accept? no. i’ve changed my settings to only people i have mutuals with can add me.
60. Does walking by yourself make you nervous? no.
61. When dogs bark, do you think it actually sounds like “ruff”? hmm not really.
62. What about when cows moo? yeah i guess?
63. How far is the airport from your house? on a good day, 40 minutes tops.
65. CSI or Criminal Minds? neither.
66. Can you make cookies from scratch? i guess i could if i tried.
67. Do you ever send people good morning texts? sometimes.
68. Is there someone who makes you blush when you just say hi to them? no.
69. Do you kiss your pets? not really lol. i’ve never been like that.
70. Who made you supper last night? work.
71. Do you say mag or magazine? magazine. although i hardly say this word anymore lol.
72. Would your parents approve of you dating someone of a different race? yes.
73. Who’s the richest person you know? haha idk tbh!
74. How old is the oldest person you know? 90 something.
75. Do you think Americans are pigs? no.
76. What was on the last sandwich you ate? i made it at work last night. cabanossi, cheese, mayo, onion and tomato lmao.
77. Who’s the last person who asked your name? i forgotttt.
78. Remember the loot bags you used to get at birthdays? Weren’t they awesome? haha yesss.
79. When is the last time you saw a monkey on TV? i forgot.
80. Do you buy scratch tickets? i have before but not usually ever.
81. Who has it easier: adults or teenagers? Why? depends on their situation, let’s be real.
82. What’s the last thing you spent over twenty pounds on? ugh idk what the conversion of pounds is to dollars.
83. Would you be sad if you were 50 and still not married? nah. at that point i’d probably accept the fact that i probably won’t get married and live my life how i want to.
84. Have you ever been so drunk you couldn’t even talk right? prob.
85. Are brand name food items really better than store brand ones? not always.
86. Is Caesar salad the best kind of salad? no. it’s a great salad but i have other faves.
87. Is it dark out yet? no.
88. If it’s called INTERNATIONAL house of pancakes, why isn’t there one in Canada? there isn’t one here either.
89. Do hugs help when you’re sad? yeah.
90. How did you meet the last person you kissed? through friends.
91. Do you buy more things online or in stores? in stores.
92. What’s the most attractive sport in your opinion? i don’t find sports attractive. i won’t be drawn to a guy just because he plays a certain sport.
93. What is the best thing to eat with fish? chips.
94. Is it annoying when people treat music like a trend? i... don’t really care.
95. Does anyone of the opposite sex have the same name as you? nope. there’s a male version of my name anyway.
96. Are you single or taken? taken.
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