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[readersmagnet]

Forget Botox, embrace the laughs! This book by Renee Servello proves getting older is the funniest adventure yet.

Learn more about Renee' and her works: https://www.reneeservello.com/author/

[reddy-reads]

Time for me to be normal about the Sherlock Holmes retelling with a mantis as Sherlock and a grasshopper as Watson. Not quite what was described but certainly unusual

Also gorgeously illustrated

Also there is a story starring the camouflage abilities of caterpillars

I love these books

Hear me out,

warrior cats but with magical bugs. I dont even mean anthro bugs i mean like they walk on six legs and are tiny and have to constantly try not to get eaten by tiny birds

Youd have to take a lot of creative liberties but i want to make this now

Although I have no idea what warrior cats are, you have my full support of creating something bug-inspired!

[queenofcandynsoda]

Sol Fertilis OC: Marquita Sapienti

Marquita Sapienti

“Teenagers’ minds are scrambled. They have entered a stage of losing their childhood innocence and gaining a cruel, rebellious, and harmful mindset. I am here to make sure that they are put in their place.”

Name: Marquita Sapienti

Title: Great-Grandma, Great-Grandma Sapienti, Headmistress Sapienti (formerly), Matron Sapienti (formerly)

Alias: Great-Grandma Cruel, Great-Grandma Tea, Teen Beater, Psycho Bitch, Scarred Crone, Aunt Marquita (sarcastic)

Age: 49

Birthday: July 5th

Relatives:Mesochris Sapienti (Gamma Plus husband, age 47), Natalia Servello (Gamma Plus daughter, married, age 22), Gioconda Sapienti (Delta Plus daughter, age 19), Semut Sapienti (Gamma Plus son, age 14), Romero Sapienti (Delta Plus son, age 10), Mosi Sapienti (Gamma Plus daughter, age 6), Fulvio Servello (Delta Plus son-in-law, age 23), Flaviano Servello (Delta Plus grandson, six months old), Delos (pet beagle)

Rank: Delta Plus

Sex: Female

Household: Sapienti Household 

Occupation: Great-Grandma, Tamer, Trainer, Teacher, Midwife, Junior Safety Patrol (Pre-Sol Fertilis, pre-attack), Amazonian/Peace officer (Pre-Sol Fertilis, post-attack), Tracker (During the Rosario Crisis), Headmistress for the Gioventù in Difficoltà Camp (During Rank Creation), Military Matron (WWIII), Granny (Post-WWIII)

Residence: Alexandria, East-Southeast, Mediterranea

Appearance: Marquita is a woman in her late 40s of mixed descent of Afro-Cuban American, from her US service member father, and Ethiopian-Italian, from her mother. She has dark skin and back-length, wavy black hair with brown eyes. Her face, while appearing youthful, is heavily scarred due to a violent attack when she was twelve. She has forest green lipstick, which has become iconic for her. She also has a dark green wedding ring. She is often seen with a sugary sweet smile.

As the Great-Grandma, Marquita wears a modest emerald green military dress with dark green buttons. She has a pair of dark green leather boots. She also wears a dark green halo hat. Her Sam Browne belt is dark green. There is a cattle prod, a crop, and a phone on it. She has a shawl whenever she’s outside. 

As a Tamer, Marquita wears the high-ranking Tamer uniform. It consists of a military jacket and modest pants with black combat boots and gloves. Unlike lower-ranking tamers, who wear a standard duty belt, she still has her Sam Browne belt. On it, there are several attachments for a cattle prod, a small radio, a tranquilizer gun, a retractable ketch-all pole, a signal beacon, mace, a flashlight, three pairs of disposable gloves, a small first aid kit, and a small utility knife. Her hair is put into a bun with an emerald green military patrol kepi hat, which is a sign of her status.

For formal and ceremonial events, she wears a fern green modest gown dress and cloak. She also wears an emerald green peach basket hat, opera gloves, and a pair of low-heeled shoes. She has a pearl necklace with an emerald, a pair of pearl earrings, and a brooch.

As casual, she wears an emerald green modest shirt dress, a pair of loafers, and a pair of green earrings. Since she has yet to turn fifty, she is not allowed to wear clothes in the shade of Paris Green, which is reserved for Elders. 

Skills: Marquita has acquitted many skills in her role of Great-Grandma, one of the highest roles that a female Delta Plus could have.

Combat: She has been trained by her father to fight in the forms of baile de maní and combative. She is highly skilled in those, especially after recovering from the Le Croci ambush.

Flexibility: She is extremely agile and able to dodge incoming objects with ease.

Interrogation: Marquita, since her early years, is very talented when it comes to interrogation. Instead of using a harsh response, she uses gentleness to break down resistance. This is more effective and prevents false confessions.

Midwifery: Despite being a Delta Plus, Marquita has learned how to deliver a child with very little issue.

Motorcycle: Marquita can ride a military-grade motorcycle without issue.

Teaching: She has amazing teaching skills for primary and secondary school students.

Tracking: She has incredible tracking skills, able to track one’s scent from hundreds of miles away.

Personality: Marquita is a strict disciplinarian who praised obedience and conformity. She is very strict and harsh when it comes to teenagers as she believes that they have the discipline to prevent them from committing horrid crimes later on, as per the Codice dell'Adolescenza. Despite her harsh nature, she is neither cruel nor sadistic. She stated that she has shown “tough love” and a “firm hand”. While she has a disdain for teenagers, she has more hatred for child abusers as she will make sure they suffer a painful death or suffer in the Fields. In special cases, she would either have the accused in brutal Barbarian fights where they have a low chance of survival or get executed by teenage Alphas and Deltas to show how it is their responsibility to ensure the safety of other ranks. She often has a calm and sweet demeanor towards children and the elderly despite the brutal scars on her face. Marquita has little issue with when they can frolic. She understands that sometimes, people MAY have to bend the rules a bit to help others. When she interrogates people, she approaches them with kindness instead of harshness. This is meant to create a sense of security and allows the suspect to be more open. She even brought in tea, milk, and cookies to get them to trust her. She has a habit of overworking herself, even when she was pregnant or has recently given birth. This

Likes: Marzipan, Children, Her family, Barbajada, Having authority, Board games, Beagles, Barbarian Fights, Minor Textile Arts

Dislikes: Teenagers, Child Abusers, Rapists, Youth Crime, Chaos, Drugs, Over-indulgence/ Gluttony, Extreme Desire/ Lust, People who abused their authority

About: Marquita is a Delta Plus woman who has the high position of Great-Grandma, a title of disciplinary actions, management of youth, and untamed pups. She earned the title achieved by the time she was in her 20s. She was born in Rome, Italy. She is a military brat as her Delta father was a US serviceman, who married a Gamma woman. Due to the Great Economic Collapse, her mother had to work two jobs and her father had to help with crop production. In order to keep her busy, her father signed her up as a Junior Safety Patrol at age 10, an American-based volunteer program for guiding children and the elderly to their places of destination. While working there, she met a fellow patrol named Lidia Pavia. The two became fast friends. While it started as a safe and fun program, it soon became dangerous when youth gangs started to become more violent. Marquita and Lidia had to use abandoned ketch-all to fight them off, especially when they had to protect the elderly from harassment. The youth gangs were named Le Croci, L'equipaggio del Rasoio, and Le Vipere Elettriche. One day, when Marquita and Lidia were riding their bicycles to patrol, they were ambushed by twelve members of Le Croci, who was the most violent youth gang in Rome. The reasons for this attack were revenge and a rumor that the two girls were getting paid. The beating was so brutal that Marquita was left with facial scars and a cracked skull and Lidia died shortly after. This incident caused Marquita to have an immense dislike of teenagers whom she viewed as “corrupted”. When the PNP heard about the assault, they created a program to combat youth violence. One of them, Fiammetta Berardi, visited Marquita frequently and helped her recover from her injuries. The older woman recruited her to be a member of the Amazons, an all-woman neighborhood watch organization. Marquita was able to fetch off many teen criminals and brought them to the police department. This caused many PNP party members to have a keen interest in her, allowing her to appear in many campaign events and speak on youth crime reform. This led to the early form of Codice dell'Adolescenza, a system of how to manage and curb violent adolescent behavior. Shortly after the elections, Cezar Rosario’s wife, Lillemore, was assassinated by a supporter of the Sovereign Defiance Coalition. Marquita was hired to help track down the assassin and SDC members as a part of Operation Wrath of Mars Sol. She successfully tracked them down in hidden locations, some hundreds of miles away. To the surprise of Mason Gleeson, who was a counterintelligence officer, Marquita has shown unorthodox skills when it comes to interrogation, showing a “motherly” and “heartwarming” tone to give the suspect guilt, breaking their will, and a false sense of security. This allows the officers to gain more information, helping to lead to the end of the Rosario Crisis. When the Rank Creation Laws became active, Marquita was fifteen years old. Due to her teaching abilities and prior will-breaking skills, she was assigned to be the Headmistress of a Camp, which is a place where children and teenagers from Orange and Red families are taken to, known as Gioventù in Difficoltà. Marquita was very hesitant to do it since it was full of teenagers but she was encouraged by Fiammetta to follow the Codice dell'Adolescenza. At first, the teenagers refused to give her any respect, even getting physical with her. The young woman decided to get a cattle prod and called in a group of young women, whom she referred to as “Nieces”. She used a “firm hand” and a new version of the Codice dell'Adolescenza, which is split into five versions now. As the Headmistress, Marquita used her sugary-sweet personality to create a system of distrust when gang members turn against each other for extra food and rewards. Then, she used brutal and public punishments to break the offender’s will while scaring the other teenagers. It became successful when the teenagers started to stop resisting conditioning and accept the early Sol Fertilis ideology. Gioventù in Difficoltà has become known to have a zero percent escape and fatality rate, causing other camps to adopt her methods. When World War III broke out, Marquita was still the headmistress of the camp until the teenagers were “calmed” enough for her to give the job to someone else. She became a Matron for the Sol Fertilis Army, which is the head of nursing. While dealing with soldiers’ injuries, she also helped civilians as well. In the later parts of the war, she is the one to help young refugees, child soldiers, and trafficked children out of the war and into recovery. Once the war is over, Marquita meets a young man named Mesochris Bazzi, a Gamma Plus whose father works in a sweets shop that specializes in marzipan. The pair started a relationship and got married months later. Because of her talents, recognition, and conditioning skills, Marquita is appointed as Great-Grandma, the highest title for a female Delta Plus available. She worked with several Ministries and their Departments, such as Academia, Counterintelligence, Droughers, Marriage & Family, Information, Youth, Leisure, Justice, Foreign Affairs, Industry, and Interior. Her fearsome reputation has reached worldwide with some teenagers being afraid of what she could do while others want to see what would happen if they provoked her enough.

Sapienti’s Law- A Sol Fertilian adage that is typically known as; “Malice kindness will lead to strong control” or “True power comes from suffocating mercy”.

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[readersmag]

Embark on a hilarious journey with 'Humor All The Way' by Renee Servello! From grocery list mishaps to the perils of losing your teeth, this book is a treasure trove of witty observations on the quirks of life. Renee' serves up laughter in abundance, reminding us that humor truly is the best medicine. With keen-eyed humor and spot-on commentary, she invites readers to embrace the joy of laughter and make the most of every moment. So, grab a copy, sit back, and let the laughter roll as Renee' reminds us all to savor the humor in life, because after all, we're all just here for a good time...

Read More: https://www.reneeservello.com/

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ReadersMagnet | Author Interview with Renee' Servello

Best known for her humorous writing, Renee Servello discusses adoption, pets – and her children’s book, Freckles Finds a Forever Home.

[thatswhatshedoes]

ReadersMagnet | Author Interview with Renee' Servello

Best known for her humorous writing, Renee Servello discusses adoption, pets – and her children’s book, Freckles Finds a Forever Home. – Readers Magnet

[miyasanchez7]

Laughing, while often an assumed act, holds a unique potency that elevates it from being just mere noise. As it turns out, laughter might just be the missing ingredient to making life good and bearable. Your giggles are the secret sauce that adds flavor to the blandness of life. Laughter is the solution to make yourself resilient, and it’s the answer to a monotonous journey. It’s when you live, love, laugh, and more that life becomes more bearable…

[cdchyld]

Just added to Etsy!

~ "Toolittle" by Edna Mitchell Preston (1969)

[beckwith98]

HUMOR ALL THE WAY

When looking for humorous observations, Renee Servello is your source. This hilarious book of anecdotes and quotes makes comments on making grocery lists, losing your teeth, and everything in between…

[sairalynch]

Freckles Finds A Home is about a little rabbit that wants a real family and home. She wants to leave the Bunny Farm and find a forever home. A family, the Servello’s,want a real bunny to join their family. Daughter Kelli found an adorable rabbit at the Bunny Farm. She took the little miniature rabbit to her parent’s home to meet them. It was love at first sight! She had some patches of brown mixed into her fur that looked like bunny freckles. She was promptly named Freckles. She has so many adventures in her new home that it is hard to keep up with her. We know you will love reading all about them all...

[readersmagnet]

You're Kidding… I'm A Senior? by Renee' Servello

With a keen eye for the quirks of aging, Renee' Servello shares a million laughs through her pithy and always true observations in "You're Kidding… I'm A Senior?" From bizarre discoveries to humorous conclusions, each passing year becomes a source of joy and amusement. Embrace the realities of growing older, or as Renee' playfully puts it, the GROWING UP period.

It's time to find the humor in every moment. Grab a copy at www.reneeservello.com.

[hottakesdutp]

Side Character Showdown

Smash or Pass

Have you seen Claudia?

Note:

No Claudia because she's fully traumatized and needs therapy.

[afayeandersonfan]

If you’re considering caring for a pet rabbit, you’ve made a great choice. Rabbits are adorable, gentle, and lovable creatures that can make excellent pets because they are active social creatures. However, caring for a rabbit requires some special attention and understanding. The first day of bringing the rabbit home can be overwhelming for first-time rabbit owners, especially if they expect them to behave like a dog or cat. During the first week, giving the rabbit some space is advisable as it is still getting to know you; provide them enough time before chasing and cuddling them...

[lenavlog25]

Renee has a keen eye for observing the aging process. In her view, there are a million laughs to be had and enjoyed by all with these processes which we all go through. Her pithy sayings are hilarious, helpful, and always true. Each new year leads to bizarre discoveries and humorous conclusions about the realities of growing older or as she prefers to think of it as the GROWING UP period. This book will have you looking at your own growing-up period with many laughs and more enjoyment…

[micro961]

F3NIX - “Michelangelo”

Il nuovo singolo di Michelangelo

Michelangelo è una canzone diversa dalle altre che l’artista ha scritto fino ad oggi, si evince una prima maturità e una maggiore consapevolezza, nonché l’inizio di una ricerca di una propria prima identità artistica. La canzone, come sostiene l’artista, è stata scritta in poco tempo, come se fosse già dentro di lui ed è bastato farla uscire fuori, senza troppe censure o modifiche. Dentro il testo c’è espresso tutto quello che pensava in quel momento e che è uscito sotto forma di melodia, è una canzone sincera senza maschere ed è indubbiamente autobiografica.

 Servello Lorenzo in arte Fh3nix è un cantautore savonese di appena 15 anni nato il 28-11-2006 a Genova.

Si avvicina alla musica studiando e suonando pianoforte classico dall’età di 13 anni, attualmente frequenta il Conservatorio N.Paganini di Genova, ma dentro di lui oltre al pianista c’è il cantante che è un po’ cupo e malinconico come tutti gli adolescenti.

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