#serpentsurgency [eli]

[bridges-to-ashes]

I'll bite you again 'f that's what it takes.

Maybe you should bite back! I'm sure their weird decomposing blood won't have any weird effects on you.

That sounds disgusting. No.

[zayin-exe]

I'm not wrong though, am I?

Eli is basically a shiny Edwin

[bridges-to-ashes]

Dinner is waiting once you're done being grumpy, hon.

Coward.

[bridges-to-ashes]

Rude. I'll do it again at this rate.

Pfft.. smothering them in their sleep is still an option!

It is.

[bridges-to-ashes]

I'm gonna commit a crime if you try to put gloves on me.

Maybe you should get them gloves?

... Eh, might be useful. I'll check the shops on the way home from work next week.

[o5-the-daughter]

He also directly killed two probably seperate people (๑￣^￣๑)

Your pet corpse might have indirectly killed two people!

I-…

[bridges-to-ashes]

Deserved.

Oh dear, what are they getting up to this time..?

Bit me.

[bridges-to-ashes]

Eating more than once every few days could help.

Well, that's a mood!

I don’t want it to be a mood. I want it to be fucking done. I’m so hungry.

[zayin-exe]

^ literally you

Back to pining?

I don’t pine.

[bridges-to-ashes]

... Why'd you know that.

Eliiii? What does Henry taste like?

... I don't know. ... Weirdly specific but kind of like fucking. Honey glazed ham or something?

[bridges-to-ashes]

Takes one to know one.

Well, that's a mood!

I don’t want it to be a mood. I want it to be fucking done. I’m so hungry.

[bridges-to-ashes]

No. It's mine now.

Well, that's a mood!

I don’t want it to be a mood. I want it to be fucking done. I’m so hungry.

[bridges-to-ashes]

Kinky.

Well, that's a mood!

I don’t want it to be a mood. I want it to be fucking done. I’m so hungry.

[bridges-to-ashes]

You not being able to tell shredded cheese and fruits apart tells me everything I need to know.

Well, that's a mood!

I don’t want it to be a mood. I want it to be fucking done. I’m so hungry.

[bridges-to-ashes]

Try me, sweetheart.

Pfft.. smothering them in their sleep is still an option!

It is.

[bridges-to-ashes]

When's the last time you've seen a fruit in real life?

Well, that's a mood!

I don’t want it to be a mood. I want it to be fucking done. I’m so hungry.