#seriously ewily style specifically are my special boys

[asteria7fics]

Do you think your Stan has ever tried to make Kyle speechless?

I can see that as very difficult thing to do, and maybe Stan will take it as a challenge?

Ooohoho yeah, he sure has.

I know this is a reference to a previous ask, but I do wanna say that I think Kyle can be rendered speechless in a number of different ways.

For example, when Cartman says something really, horribly stupid. I’m talking mid argument, Cartman just hits him with the most outlandishly incorrect defense and he just has to sit there for a second and let it sink in that he’s wasting his time (yet again) arguing with this complete imbecile. You know, just… as an example.

Anyway, let’s get to the flustered, stuttering Kyle talk hehehe~

So as we see in EWILY, Stan is a big tease with Kyle. They both like to mess with each other but Stan especially likes to do it when they’re being intimate. I also don’t think either of them are particularly comfortable with PDA, so of course Stan uses that to his advantage to get maximum fluster out of Kyle. A kiss on the cheek is usually enough to get him at least blushing, but when Stan needs to bring the big guns out he’s making absolutely disgusting sexual comments and, if he thinks it won’t get his hand ripped off, slapping that ass.

It would only become a challenge for him if he’s drinking and being an idiot with their friends. Can you guys imagine him and Kenny making a bet to see who can embarrass Kyle and Butters worse? (˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵)

I will say, I think Kyle makes Stan feel flustered on accident more often than Stan does the same to Kyle on purpose.

Hehe thank you for the ask, anon! I’ve been having fun thinking about more canon-adjacent Style while working on a very… not canon-compliant fic

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