#seriously burgers made of plant that DONT want to be “Meat 2” taste kinda based (spinach miniburgers my beloveds) | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

rainbowgod666 · 1 year ago

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He should be, according to all laws of physics, a perfect sphere of 100% pure animal fat. The human doesnt care anyway, because some people are wAY fatter than they should be considering all movement and sedentariety in their life (me) and others can lift cars and eat McDonalds 7 times a day as as long as they lift their entire body weight ONCE in the day they will never gain one more gram of non-natural fat (whoever tf is this guy)

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#look i get it. im a lazy piece of shit whos only excercise during the day is Using Their Brain or Helping Around The House #H O W E V E R #woth my 20+ minutes of walking TO the school and 20+ back #back more humid than the fucking mediterrenean because Mare Nostrum or some shit idk backpack heavy #you would think that doing that a MINIMUM of 5 days a week should be ok #then theres also eating #another bullshit part of being a human- some foods taste good. but eating only those is basically Committing Bullet Breakfast because yeah #on that note: we should be GRATEFUL that science allows for healthy food to NOT taste like shit #seriously burgers made of plant that DONT want to be “Meat 2” taste kinda based (spinach miniburgers my beloveds)#but yeah you have to do a VERY SPECOFIC DIET or you might as well make a reddit account and start playing league #i feel the “all my pain was caused by Deficency Of Easily Accessible Vitamin and once i got the virami i became perfect” post every day #and every day it goes deeper

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