#sergeyfromgoogle

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sergeyfromgoogle replied to your post “hell fine folks how are you all this evening? good? good. i have just...”

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let’s start at the beginning, yeah? I work in what is referred to both as “food court” and “concessions”. we have a limited menu, to the point that I can actually count the number of items we have. 14, and that’s if you’re counting a slice of pizza and a whole pizza as two distinct items, which for the sake of this, we will. for these 14 items, we have very limited machines; two deep fryers for our chicken strips and our fries; a gravy heating and holding station; pizza oven; coffee machine; ice cream machine; fridges and display/holding centers to suit. every inch of space was used, and it worked well. we all had to get very friendly during dinner rushes as passing between two people who were working in the galley-style kitchen meant touching the butts of both of them, but that’s fine. we worked with it.

you know what they did to us yesterday? to our poor little department, starved for space and baking in the summer heat because you can’t be more than seven feet away from the oven and fryers, and normally you’re right next to them?

they increased our menu.

we now have 16 items.

and a new, dedicated fryer.

all for goddamn chicken wings.

you can purchase these wings in either a 10 piece tray or a 30 piece bucket. if you’re like many of the customers we’ve been getting, why limit yourself to those? make us do math! order forty, fifty, or seventy wings! or ninety, and then get upset when we told you it would take 12 minutes (as we don’t have a hundred fucking chicken wings on hand and have to cook them fresh) and we served two people their 10 wing orders before yours.

of course, we could handle a switch from our previous ‘one size only’ method of serving. the math isn’t that hard, all of us are trained on till, if we can manage the penny rounding in our heads we can break things down into 30s and 10s. so let’s throw that new fryer into the mix, shall we? a fryer so fancy that it can only be used for chicken wings. it has tray that slide into a holder, rather than baskets you drop. it requires special training.

it speaks in full sentences.

it is out to kill us all.

this fryer makes noises at a decibel level I and all my coworkers were unprepared for. it latches shuts, and if you do it wrong or open it too early, you risk serious burns. oh, and you also risk it blowing up. but that’s fine, we all got trained before we actually had to use this thing affectionately called “the space ship” and accurately called “actual hell”, right?

wrong.

we have five (5) people who know how to use it. on any given shift, we can expect two or three of them to be on. we can’t let them take bathroom, lunch, or coffee breaks at the same time. if they aren’t there, none of us know what to do, and we’re all afraid. this machine is aware, and angry. honestly, if I was it, I would be too.

so we’ve got a new product, with new sizes, and a new fryer, none of which we were actually trained on or informed about beforehand. whatever, fine, it’s all g. if we’re careful with breaks we have someone who’s trained on the new fryer, we jump away any time it seems like it might explode, and we can handle a new product. contrary to most of our customers’ beliefs, we’re actually smart and hey, we’re professionals! handling ridiculous food orders is our job. so that’s it, yeah? i’m salty because they didn’t train any of us and they dropped it on us with basically no warning?

nah buddy, nah. 

you see, remember when I said ‘every inch of space was used’? that also means  we didn’t have space to spare. so this new fryer, which is bigger than our old one, just got shoved in the middle of everything. they took away half of our storage to fit it, sitting its grotesque, oversized, awkward and slightly frightening ass right next to the oven. there are buckets everywhere. our display case is overflowing, everything has moved. no one knows where anything is. and, our new gargantuan of a pain in the ass is literally that sometimes! it sits six inches further into our walkways than anything else. if someone is working on the wing fryer, this makes it actually impossible to get past them. if, like it did yesterday, the wing fryer begins demanding thing of you in full English sentences, and a group of three men must gather around it with its instruction manual to try and appease its grease hungry maw of destruction, you can’t get anywhere near the wing fryer. but that’s fine, no one wants pizza from us anyway right?

oh, did I mention this thing is big enough you could deep fry a child in it? and I’m not talking baby, I’m talking a kid, like seven or eight years old. I believe this may be the sacrifice the machine one day demands of us, and that will be the day we shut it off for good, right?

so we have all that. whatever. we’re struggling, but we’re surviving. at the end of the night, the closing crew has to do dishes. now, all of our dishes are handwashed, and this usually takes about 2 hours (we have 2.5 hours to close in). and my god. this chicken wing stuff? all the trays for the fryer, the pans that we transfer it on, the holder that goes in the fryer itself? it’s all covered in at least 1cm and up to a solid 4cms of grease. I’m used to cleaning greasy shit, okay, but this is ridiculous. there’s so many trays (that one again we don’t have space for!) and they’re covered in shreds of chicken skin and a solid coat of grease. you have to soak and scrub them about four times just to get them to the point that you don’t want to hurl looking at them. does this add an extra five minutes of dishes? or even an extra fifteen, so that you can just skip your last break and still manage?

of course not! this is a solid extra half hour of dishes. of greasy dishes. covered in chicken skin. I cannot illustrate how hideous cleaning all of that was.

so we have this hideous fryer, this terrible new product, a lack of training, and we’ve got customers who assume that we know what we’re doing when in fact we’ve only had this two days! please have mercy on us! you’d think that our coworkers who work in other departments would care for us, right? they have to know we’re suffering. but they’ve been waiting months. they all want chicken wings. they’re all getting chicken wings. I have started thanking any of our regulars who don’t get wings all of a sudden.

oh, did I mention there’s no button for them on the till? so there’s that as well.

yeah.

fuck chicken wings.

[goodeveningtalos]

😆😊💉🌊😐🎭😀🎉✨😂👍💕

😆: You’ve made me laugh out loud before.

😊: You’re sweet. You’ve made me smile before.

💉: Talking to you or seeing you on my dash makes me feel better.

🌊: You have a lot of personality.

😐: I don’t understand half the things you reblog but I support you anyway.

🎭: You sure do get into a lot of drama…

😀: I would consider us friends.

🎉: I get really happy when I see positive personal posts from you, even when I don’t fully understand the context!

✨: Could you, like, chill a little bit maybe? Like in general? Please?

😂: I’m comfortable around you.

👍: I like you. Just, in general. I think you’re a genuinely good person.

💕: I love you‼︎

Awwww, thanks dude

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[youngsamberg]

Your Will & Grace blogging caused me to recently have a dream about Bonnie & Clyde but instead of B&C it was W&G but I don't know what W&G look like so it was what I IMAGINED them to look like which was Jane Fonda (as she looks in Grace & Frankie) and Toby Kebbell (as he looks in Kong) and the time was period-accurate to when Bonnie & Clyde were around but they wore their outfits (modern grandma clothes + 70's military uniform) from those pieces of media and nobody mentioned it

oh my god

[dineshgilfoyle]

@sergeyfromgoogle oh awesome! I'll check it out!

[capsexpress]

Sister woke me up from a nap with a call telling me to come downstairs. Damn I love her. submitted by /u/sergeyfromgoogle /r/trees - home of the ents

[maximoffdanvers]

Fear The Walking Dead

The first character I first fell in love with: Nick

The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Victor

The character everyone else loves that I don’t: Alicia (i don’t hate her but she’s definitely overrated imo)

The character I love that everyone else hates: Chris (i miss u bby)

The character I used to love but don’t any longer: Don’t really have any

The character I would totally smooch: Ofelia & Alicia

The character I’d want to be like: Honestly, I don’t know

The character I’d slap: I honestly can’t remember any characters but the mains and I don’t really want to slap any of them lol (i haven’t started s3 mind me) 

A pairing that I love: I don’t ship anything on this show tbh

A pairing that I despise: ^^

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[maximoffdanvers]

1-43

1. Any scars? - Yeah

2. Self harmed? - Yeah

3. Crush? - No

4. Kissed anyone? - No

5. Coke or Pepsi? - Coke

6. Someone you hate? - Tay/lor S/wift

7. Best friends? - I don’t have any irl honestly

8. Have you ever done alcohol or drugs? - No

9. What’s your dream job? - Actress or makeup artist

10. Ever been in love? - No

11. Last time you cried? - Today

12. Favorite color? - Green

13. Height? - 5′3 and a half (that’s what i was the last time i got measured like a year ago, anyway)

14. Birthday? - March 13th

15. Eye color? - Blue

16. Hair color? - Red (like ariel,,,but darker)

17. What do you love? - Animals and superheroes

18. Obsession? - Idk

19. If you had one wish, what would it be? - Finish school with good grades and never have to worry about it again

20. Do you love someone? - No

21. Kiss or hug? - Hug

22. Nicknames people call you? - Nothing

23. Favorite song? - Rn it’s Strangers by Halsey ft. Lauren

24. Favorite band? - I like too many

25. Worst thing that has ever happened to you? - I don’t know

26. Best thing that has ever happened to you? - I don’t know

27. Something you would change about yourself? - I really want a flat stomach 

28. Ever dated someone? - No fuck that

29. Worst mistake? - I can think of too many answers for this but I don’t want to be dramatic

30. Watch the movie or read the book? - Watch the movie I’m too fucking lazy to read

31. Ever had a heartbreak? - No

32. Favorite show? - Too many

33. Best day of your life? - Not sure

34. Any talents? - No

35. Do you wish you could ever start over? - Always

36. Any bad habits? - Nail biting

37. Ever had a near death experience? - Not really

38. Someone you can tell anything to? - My mom (minus a few things that i don’t tell anyone)

39. Ever lost a loved one? - No

40. Do you believe in love? - No

41. Someone you hate/dislike? - Didn’t I already answer this?

42. Are you okay? - No, but when am I ever

43. Relationship status? - Single

[maximoffdanvers]

Nebula, Lexa, Logan (Wolverine), and Amaya Jiwe

Nebula(contains gotg2 spoilers obvi)

Why I like them: she’s just such a badass and her character has developed amazingly and her personality speaks to me so much i just lOVE HER

Why I don’t: there are no reasons at all

Favorite episode (scene if movie): the scene where she saves gamora at the end of gotg2

Favorite season/movie: gotg2

Favorite line: “you’re the one who wanted to win, but i just wanted a sister.”

Favorite outfit: the one in gotg2 i guess??

OTP: her + happiness 

Favorite Friendship: not a friendship since she’s her sister, but her and gamora’s relationship built up so nicely

Head Canon: she stayed with the guardians at the end of the movie instead of going away on her own and she helps them on missions, yells at the boys with gamora, kicks ass and is just overall the best person on the team imo

Unpopular opinion: don’t really have any

A wish: for her to get the credit she deserves!!

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: IF SHE EVER DIES I WILL KILL A BITCH

5 words to best describe them: i dunno

My nickname for them: i just like calling her nebula tbh

Lexa

Why I like them: she’s powerful and a really great example of a strong female character

Why I don’t: there aren’t very many 

Favorite episode (scene if movie): watch the thrones

Favorite season/movie: s3

Favorite line: “i thought i’d never get over the pain, but i did.”

Favorite outfit: the outfit she was wearing in 3x07…before….yeah

OTP: her and clarke

Favorite Friendship: hers and octavias

Head Canon: she lived

Unpopular opinion: 99% of her fans are fucking annoying and i want them to choke on acid

A wish: that she didn’t have such a shitty fandom so everything didn’t become a shitshow after she died 

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: idk 

5 words to best describe them: THESE ARE COMPLICATED I HAVE NO CLUE

My nickname for them: just lexa

Logan (big spoilers for logan)

Why I like them: he’s one of the characters i grew up with & i love him so much :( 

Why I don’t: one of my faves, again can’t think of something for this

Favorite episode (scene if movie): all of his “go fuck yourself” kind of moments 

Favorite season/movie: logan

Favorite line: “so this is what it feels like.” even though it makes me cry every damn time

Favorite outfit: white tanktop

OTP: him and anna were pretty cute

Favorite Friendship: charles

Head Canon: he lived, went with the kids at the end of logan and him and laura kicked ass together

Unpopular opinion: no clue

A wish: that he didn’t die

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: everything bad has already happened at this point

5 words to best describe them: why is this so complicated for me LMAO

My nickname for them: don’t have one

Amaya:

Why I like them: she’s such a powerful character and she inspires me a lot

Why I don’t: I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT HER SHUDDUP

Favorite episode (scene if movie): 2x13

Favorite season/movie: s2 obvs

Favorite line: “don’t deny the animal. don’t let it control you, either. i can help you. believe me, i know a thing or two about controlling wild beasts.”

Favorite outfit: her outfit in 2x06, along w the black leather outfit in 2x16

OTP: her and sara

Favorite Friendship: her and mick, ray and nate

Head Canon: don’t have any really (but i’m awful with hc’s)

Unpopular opinion: i don’t ship her with nate, ray or mick, i prefer them all as brotps

A wish: let her date a girl

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: DON’T KILL HER

5 words to best describe them: strong, courageous, brave, caring and badass

My nickname for them: just amaya

GIVE ME A CHARACTER AND I WILL ANSWER…

[maximoffdanvers]

i was tagged by @livwholikestv to list my top 10 female faves & tag 10 people.

(these aren’t in order bc i'd cry if i had to do that tbh)

diana prince

sara lance

wynonna earp

laurel lance

ellie williams

octavia blake

kara danvers

amaya jiwe

wanda maximoff

lena luthor

i could’ve put soooo many more, this was so difficult! 

i tag: @caitlinslance, @richardson-sellers, @elektranatchyos, @willsrolands, @smutfornerds, @dracosmalfoy, @gal-gadot, @sergeyfromgoogle, @harrydraco & @quakebeats <3