#serenading the detailers with sounds of SHLORP
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How do I convince my Bluetooth to stop being such a gODDAMN MANWHORE. If I already have you paired with one thing don't roll out of bed wet and hook up with the first thing that turns on in range you shitbiscuit
#listening to fucking Gianmarco in the shower#do crowd work getting an obgyn to share the weird bits#some fool stuck a candle up her vag to make it smell better#bed Bath and beyond#and they get to the part about removing it#and gianmarco is doing SOUND EFFECTS#and I go that's funny what happened to my sound#why are his VAGINA CANDLE SOUND EFFECTS not coming from my waterproof shower speaker anymore#ah I see my phone is now bluetooth connected to my car speakers#serenading the detailers with sounds of SHLORP
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