#sera was difficult to write down cause her dialgpu is just?? unique?

[saltyowlets]

Companion!Cullen Fake Banter pt2

Cullen: Tell me, Solas, how have you managed to avoid detection from the Order for so long? I would have thought someone would have reported you by now.

Solas: Ha, is that what you believe? That the people have shallower inclinations such as yours?

Cullen: Shallower? I am only repeating the fears people rightly have towards apostates.

Solas: You may not be as aware of the people as you think, ex Knight Captain. As much as the people may be afraid of magic, many are more sensible and are aware of the benefits it brings. The down trotted are less inclined to rid themselves of an apostate who has helped them more than the Chantry can. Why chain a healer when the Chantry has not provided not even a bottle of poultice?

Cullen: I do not disagree with that.

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Cullen: Sera, where did you put my- *cough* tonics

Sera: *cackling* Oh, you mean the smelly whatchamacallits that you dump on the noggin?

Cullen: *sighs* Just give them back.

Sera: Oh, I'll give them back.

Cullen: Without tampering them.

Sera: *cackling*

Cullen: *grumbles* Oh, forget it

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Bull: So what with you and the boss? Is it a kind of ritual or something you Fereldans do?

Cullen: What do you- isn't she from the Free Marches?

Bull: Eh, same difference to me. So what is it? You both like getting all uptight and angry before you get down and dirty?

Cullen: ANDRASTE PRESERVE ME!

Medea: Creator's, BULL!!

Bull: Oh, so that's a no. Well, if you need some rope or some binding, I got these-

Cullen: Another word, and I will ram this sword through your other eye, Maker willing.

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Cullen: Maker, I expected the apostates to run amok after the explosion, but this? Rogue templars? What has the Order become?

Varric: Hate to break it to you, Curly, but it's always been like this.

Cullen: You can be serious. Even before the Blight, the Fereldan Order maintained its utmost dignity.

Varric: Then tell me this, why did you think Uldred turned that Circle upside down? He didn't wake up one day thinking 'hey let's play around with blood magic' If there's one thing I know, people act at their last when cornered. When people are afraid, they will do whatever means to rid of themselves of that fear. You of all people should know that.

Cullen: What's that supposed to mean?

Varric: You know what I mean, Cullen.

[Pt1]