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the only reason I go on Reddit now is to find these bad two sentence horror posts. they're great. they're bad. but they're great.
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what the world looks like after a big cup of lemonade
#smtg insane just happened hold on#barking#i know i shoulda said glass i got distracted mid sentence when a car almost hit me.
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#196#r196#r/196#/r/196#rule#196 campfire#shitpost#ruleposting#shitposting#reddit#two sentence horror#memes#meme
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#US Politics#the weight of that sentence kind of hits you like a truck#sometimes I imagine what the world would have been like#if carter had won in 1980
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when we were studying the bible in literature class (so we have the context necessary for later works that reference the bible), i think we were at the book of jonah, and one of my classmates was studying the text very intently, and then looked up and earnestly said "professor, i don't understand the will of god"
the teacher was just like. well sadly i am a literature teacher and not a priest so i can't help you there. but if it helps, many people throughout history had the same problem.
#this one of the two very heavy-hitter sentences she said regarding literature class#with the other one being “én megvetem janus pannoniust”#sorry i just. idk if it's actually as funny but goddamn in that situation it was hilarious#i don't understand the will of god...... well show me someone who does#“én nem értem isten akaratát” number one thing to say during high school literature class#🌌
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making fun of americans is pretty much always ok if youre not doing it in an edgelord “you guys have so many school shootings” way or acting like we’re the only country that has racism. but like posts about americans and hamburger get me every time
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No one tells you when you get a Big Serious Job™ how many fucking abbreviations you’ll be forced to learn.
#or how many abbreviations that you’ll come across that mean something different from what you’ve always known#I stopped reading a requisition to make this post because I read a sentence that was like#‘something something the COR and the contractor POC’#and I stopped like ‘contractor person of color???’ before remembering Point of Contract#also no one at my job tells you what any of this stuff means. they’re just like Morgan can you take care of this DOA?’#and I gotta sit there like Dead on Arrival??? before figuring out it’s a Delegation of Authority spreadsheet
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google help me
#be shh now#i'm reading needful things and sometimes i come to a sentence that's just like. indescribable. mr king why have you done this.
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i honestly don't even care if ive already posted this. look at it again
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this is the single worst way i've ever read to describe an erection, frank herbert
#the next line does call it 'the girder-shape of ecstacy' which is also bad but in a more abstract way than the pure horror of beef#wild that this is abt a 9yo's drug trip#children of dune#dune#speaking of how hard it is to write smut#cannot believe these sentences get published lol
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— Kathryn Hahn, The Tonight Show, september 12
#“you know... fighting” are you SURE that's how you were gonna end that sentence ma'am#she really realised halfway through that she couldn't give spoilers sjkldfjsdklfj#kathryn hahn#agatha all along#agathario#aubrey plaza#aaaedit#agathaallalongedit#agatharioedit#myedits#myedits: marvel#userchibi#userairi#userbuckleys#userpegs#tuserheidi#tuservaleria#userkarolina#userholtz#tusermira#usercats#useralys#userdosa#userbarrow#agatha all along spoilers
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doing important research on this fine sunday morning
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Everyone gives Sherlock Holmes a hard time about being mean about Watson's writing, but honestly imagine you told your roommate "sure, you can write up an account of my work for the newspaper," thinking it would be like, about the murder, but then he publishes it and it's 90% about you, as a person, and it's a huge hit and now everyone in London knows that you hoard newspapers and do cocoaine when you're depressed. Because I think you'd be little miffed too.
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#196#r196#r/196#/r/196#rule#196 campfire#shitpost#ruleposting#shitposting#reddit#two sentence horror#memes#meme
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it’s that time of year again
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