#sending hugs to all the non-Americans who feel just as shitty

[mizutoyama]

I know I’m “just” Canadian, not American. That, technically speaking, the US election doesn’t impact me as much as it will the people across the border.

And yet, I still feel extreme sadness this morning. For the women across the border. For the members of the LGBTQ+ community across the border. For the BIPOC communities across the border.

For Ukrainians. For Palestinians. For all the people suffering because of endless wars.

For the environment.

For democracy.

I had hopes. France had managed to relatively keep at bay the right wing party of Le Pen at l’Assemblée nationale (vive le système à deux tours), the UK ousted the conservatives to return to the Labour Party, Brazil kicked out Bolsonaro. I thought maybe the US would follow suit and tell the crook and his cronies that they were done…

But no. Disinformation won. Ignorance won. Misogyny won. Racism won.

He got to be lawless while she had to be flawless.

While there’s not much I can do from my side of the border (except make sure something similar doesn’t happen here), I will say this: facts matter. Knowing if something is true or not before sharing it matters. Even the most inane “fun fact”. If we start making sure that what we share is true with the small things, we might eventually be able to do it with the bigger things.

[sevenkookiejars]

"We're in an exam study group and I just send you my nudes by accident oops" Minjoon

Pairing: MinJoon (Jimin x Namjoon)Prompt: “We’re in an exam study group and I just send you my nudes by accident oops” AU Rating: PGWord Count: 2,447A/N: *whispers* Minjoon is so precious ^~^ thank you anon for requesting and sorry I took forever with this (I hope you still get to read this)!! (P.S. Jimin’s doing the swearing on my behalf bc I swear that I don’t really swear at all irl – pun unintended) Enjoy!

Jimin’s phone vibrates once in his lap. He ignores it, working on the math problem he has in front of it. It vibrates again, then a series of vibrations start. Jimin curses under his breath, dropping his pen down to pick up his phone instead. 

There’s a flood of kakaotalk messages from Taehyung. 

[4:32PM TaeTae]im bored

chimchim

talk to me :( 

[4:33PM TaeTae] i hate math

save me

chimmm

why you ignoring me

chimmmmmmmmmmmmm

Jimin looks up and shoots a glare at Taehyung who’s sitting diagonally across from him at the table. Taehyung’s face lights up with a triumphant smile. 

[4:35PM Jimin]I’m trying to do my math problems, stop trying to distract me

Jabbing the home button, Jimin picks up his pen and goes back to staring at the same question that he’s been stuck on for nearly 20 minutes. There’s a reason Jimin’s here, stuck in study group past 4pm on a Friday afternoon rather than practicing his dance moves in the studio. 

Whoever deigned it necessary for a music student like him to take math in university should rethink their lives. How the hell is math even remotely needed in his degree? Something about holistic education and well-roundedness or some shitty excuse is what the deans will say but that’s honestly a ton of bullshit. Bullshit that has people like Jimin suffering because his midterms came back with an ugly 30/100 on the top and a “see me” post-it note tagged on the side. Taehyung had the nerve to laugh at him when he barely scraped a 33/100 on his. 

So here they are, stuck in a study group that’s supposed to coach them into passing finals. Jimin’s only here because the fear of having to retake the module and suffer another semester of math is real. 

His phone starts vibrating again. Jimin tsks under his breath, trying his best to ignore it, which is nearly impossible when his phone is basically wiggling its way dangerously close to his crotch. Stupid Taehyung and his non-existent attention span. Resigned, Jimin sighs and picks up his phone again. 

[4:37PM TaeTae]im still bored 

dont be mean chim

stop ignoring em

me*chimmmm lets go for tonkatsu later

i feel like treating myself after this torture

[4:38PM TaeTae]yah i know you can feel your phone 

if you keep ignoring me im gonna tell namjoon hyung you have the biggest crush on him 

i swear 

Jimin sucks in a breath. Dammit why did he ever let it out to Taehyung about Namjoon? He should have known that Taehyung would use it to blackmail him someday. 

Not that intoxicated Jimin had cared a week ago when he, in Taehyung’s words, “wailed for a solid hour about Namjoon hyung’s beautiful gaze and lips and body and everything”. And no, Jimin is still adamant that he couldn’t have been as pathetic as what Taehyung makes him out to be. It’s just a tiny crush okay, Jimin can appreciate good aesthetics and that’s not his fault.

[4:40PM Jimin] You wouldn’t actually do that

[4:40PM TaeTae] you talking to me ~\(≧▽≦)/~

so tonkatsu?? 

and if you ignore me i will 

[4:41PM Jimin] Whatever, Namjoon hyung won’t believe anything you say 

Do your work. I’m going to mute kakaotalk.

Satisfied, Jimin does exactly that. Taehyung can’t disturb him now and he can have the last 20 minutes of study group for math practice. Extra exam preparation questions that he has to hand in on Monday and still has no idea how to do. Jimin suddenly feels the urgency in his bones. 

Inherently, Jimin is someone who hates relying on others for help. It makes him feel somewhat worthless, inadequate in a way that leaves an unsettling feeling swirling in his gut. Which is why he’s debating hard whether or not to actually bring up his questions to their study group mentor now. 

The choice should be pretty obvious, because putting his pride down now is better than taking the walk of shame to the front of his tutorial class to meet the professor. It should be obvious, except that Namjoon is their study group mentor. Yeah, the very Namjoon that Jimin has a tiny crush on. 

Jimin bites his lip. It shouldn’t be a big deal really. Namjoon doesn’t even know he has a crush for god’s sake. Besides, Jimin’s pretty sure at least a fifth of the juniors in school have some sort of a crush on Namjoon. Namjoon who is tall, charming, smart and really nice and helpful to all juniors. Jimin probably needs his fingers and toes (maybe Taehyung’s too) to count the number of times he’s overheard whispered conversation and soft squeals over senior Kim Namjoon. 

But that said, the math problems are still leering at him. Forget about having any choice, Jimin doesn’t want to die of shame on Monday submitting a blank paper. Sighing, Jimin picks up his phone, turning on the camera app to take pictures of the questions he’s been stuck at. 

Namjoon has this system in study group, where they can send him pictures over WhatsApp of the questions they need help with so that he can look over the questions while helping the previous student. It’s somewhat like his own queue system that he’s implemented and it works. And yeah, it’s specifically WhatsApp, not KakaoTalk. Taehyung said and Jimin quotes “that Namjoon hyung is way too English-ified”. As if that really explains why Namjoon prefers an American chat app over a Korean one. 

Jimin opens Whatsapp and opens a fresh chat with Namjoon. His phone vibrates, banner on the top of his screen displaying WhatsApp notifications from none other than Taehyung. The first one reads “you really muted!!!!” and the second announces an attached photo. 

Rolling his eyes, Jimin decides to quickly attach the two photos of questions that he has to ask Namjoon before attending to Taehyung’s messages. He absently clicks the last two photos in his gallery and clicks send. 

Okay, now to entertain Taehyung while he waits for his turn with Namjoon. He’s about to exit the chat with Namjoon when something catches his attention. The first photo sent doesn’t have a plain white background. It’s definitely not his question paper. Jimin blinks, scrolling up so that the whole photo comes into view. 

“Fuck.” The girl sitting beside him shifts her gaze to glare at him but Jimin barely notices. “Fuck no no no, please don’t send. Oh god, please don’t." 

Jimin fumbles with his phone. The two grey ticks appear. Jimin collapses back in his seat with a small whimper. Opposite, Taehyung glances up in mild concern. 

This can’t be real. Maybe it’s just a bad dream, yeah? Maybe he’s getting so exhausted from math that he’s starting to hallucinate. It can’t be real, right? Jimin nearly jumps in his seat when his phone vibrates again in his hands. A banner notification from Taehyung that says ”what’s wrong chim“ and then ”you scaring me“. 

He’s still in the chat with Namjoon. Jimin swallows, throat dry. He blinks hard once, twice. The grey ticks are still there, mocking. Jimin wants to cry.

This is worse than any walk of shame to see his professor. Because right above his picture of his math problem is one of Jimin sitting in a tub, clothes trail on the bathroom floor as he hugs an empty soju bottle. Naked and drunk stupid. And if that isn’t bad enough, it’s most definitely Taehyung’s Snapchat capture because there’s a text banner that Taehyung’s kindly covered his exposed crotch with that reads "AWW LOVERBOY CRYING OVER JOONIE HYUNG”. Jimin doesn’t know if he’s supposed to be thankful for Taehyung salvaging the last bit of his dignity. 

Of course Jimin is that dumbass that never switched off the function on WhatsApp that automatically downloads media into his phone. Taehyung had told him once to switch it because “it downloads useless photos and takes up space”, to which Jimin had shrugged and muttered something about having 256GB to spare. 

And it’s here to bite him in the ass now. Taehyung was probably sending him proof of blackmail material he has of Jimin’s crush on Namjoon, which Jimin knows Taehyung will never actually use to blackmail him. Except he just had to send it before Jimin got about to sending his math questions and obviously Jimin is the idiot who doesn’t check what he’s sending and just clicks the latest pictures. 

The rest is history. History that has Jimin freaking out all over again. Taehyung’s flooding him with messages now, to which Jimin replies with a simple “fuck you” because he can’t take all the blame for his battered pride. 

Jimin’s back in his chat with Namjoon, math now forgotten, and still internally panicking when it happens. The grey ticks turn blue. It’s like everything comes to a standstill and Jimin stops breathing. Namjoon read the messages. Namjoon fucking saw the pictures. 

It’s like a slap of cold water to his face and Jimin sucks in a sharp breath. He needs to get out of here. Screw study group, he’ll ask for a transfer or just stop attending. He can’t face Namjoon, not now, not ever.

With shaking hands, Jimin grabs his bag, haphazardly stuffing his homework and stationery in. 

“Chim,” Taehyung hisses from across the table. Jimin ignores him. He doesn’t have enough focus outside of his panic to actually care. “Jimin, what’s happening?" 

Jimin zips his bag up and stands, setting his eyes on the door. He can feel a few curious stares and from the corner of his eye, he sees Taehyung standing to follow him. 

With his head down, Jimin makes a beeline for the door, making sure to shut it softly behind him so as not to make a scene. Hurrying down the corridor, Jimin feels dread curling like bile in his throat. 

As he rounds the corner, he hears hurried footsteps behind him. It’s probably Taehyung wanting to know what happened. Jimin doesn’t really want to talk about it. The magnitude of the whole situation is catching up with him and all he wants to do is curl up in a corner and drown in self pity. 

The footsteps close in, coming to a halt behind him. "Jimin-ssi." 

It isn’t Taehyung. Jimin’s breath hitches. Namjoon hyung. 

There’s a hand on his shoulder and Jimin turns out of reflex. Their gazes meet and Jimin immediately drops his, shuffling a small step backwards. Namjoon drops his hand to his side. 

The corridor is empty. Jimin’s partly glad that no one’s going to witness his death by shame. He doesn’t dare look up at Namjoon. 

The silence drags a moment too long and Jimin’s unconsciously starting to shift his weight from feet to feet when Namjoon sighs. Wordlessly, he lifts his phone, tilting it for Jimin to look at. 

Jimin chews on his bottom lip hard. Drunk Jimin stares back at him hazy and unabashed. Jimin kind of wants to fling the phone across the hall. He would do it, except it’s Namjoon’s. 

"What’s this?” Namjoon says finally. 

Jimin pulls at the hem of his shirt, scrunching it up and then letting it go. “I… I sort of sent you my nude by accident?” Internally, he winces at his choice of words. “Oops?” He adds, before his brain catches up and goddammit Park Jimin why can’t you play it off like it isn’t a big deal because it really isn’t. 

It shouldn’t be at least.

“Uhm,” Namjoon replies. “Okay.” He lowers the phone slowly. “I… the caption…” Namjoon’s voice trails off.

Jimin closes his eyes. Of course. Why did he expect? Taehyung and his stupid caption. Jimin contemplates lying and pretending that “Joonie hyung” isn’t the one standing right before him. There’s probably a dozen and one people who have the nickname “Joonie”, right? But Jimin is horrible at lying and it always tugs at his conscience. 

He takes a deep breath. “I’m sorry,” Jimin starts. “I mean, I was really going to send you my math questions. But Taehyung wanted to blackmail me and I didn’t turn off that auto download and it just sent and like, I had a crush on you since forever but half the school does too and you can’t blame be for appreciating good aesthetics but I don’t even know if you like girls or guys, I’m sorry I’m-”

Jimin breaks off when he feels fingers beneath his chin. He freezes. 

“You’re rambling,” Namjoon says mildly. He pushes gently, tilting Jimin’s face up, gaze searching. “Crush on me, huh?” Namjoon’s tone is light, teasing almost. He chuckles softly.

Jimin feels his face heat and he bristles. “I’m sorry I’m such a loser who doesn’t know how to ask his brain and heart to shut the fuck up about you,” he snaps. Dammit that came out all wrong. “Sorry, I didn’t mean to snap-”

“You’re apologizing a whole lot,” Namjoon says, a dimpled smile spreading. “Sorr- I mean…” Jimin wants to facepalm himself. 

Namjoon laughs, the sound of it making Jimin’s stomach flip. “Well,” Namjoon shrugs, “If you’re really sorry about it, you could treat me to coffee now.”

Jimin stares dumbly. Coffee, what?

Namjoon awkwardly rubs the nape of his neck. “I mean, if you’re free that is. I haven’t managed to answer your math questions after all, and study group session’s over.”

Right. The math questions, Jimin almost forgot. “Of course, I’ll buy you coffee, Namjoon-ssi." 

Namjoon scrunches his nose. "Just hyung will do,” he says, and Jimin feels something warm settle in the pit of his stomach. “Or Joonie hyung if you want,” Namjoon adds, shooting him a grin. “I don’t mind.”

“Please don’t remind me,” Jimin groans. “And can you please delete that photo and pretend you never saw it?” Namjoon shakes his head. Jimin feels himself deflate a little. “Why, hyung? Do you want it for blackmail too?”

“No, of course not!” Namjoon feigns an offended look. “What do you take me for? I just can appreciate good aesthetics.” Then before Jimin can register those words and respond, Namjoon places a hand on the small of Jimin’s back to steer him in the direction of the campus exit. “Come on, it’s a date!”

(They end up talking for hours over coffee and forgetting about tutoring. Jimin later insists that circumstances forced him to visit Namjoon’s apartment on a Saturday to do math while having takeouts, which somehow dragged on into movie night and Jimin crashing at Namjoon’s place. 

The rest is history. History that has Jimin calling Namjoon his boyfriend. And no, Taehyung gets zero credit because Jimin’s going to take all of it for himself.)

A/N: Thank you for reading this fic that got pretty long! I’ve never written Minjoon ever so I hope this is at least somewhat good (and cute maybe because it’s supposed to be fluff kinda). Also thank you to those of you who read my previous mini fics (and those who leave comments in your tags, they really make my day!)

Send me a prompt and a bangtan pairing, I’ll write you a short fic ♡

[yujachachacha]

Get to know me

Tagged by @symphonyalpha​ (I forgot the URL for a second and was like, “Why isn’t Jaewhy showing up when I type it in the user mention???” lol).

Rules: Answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people.

Last: 1. Drink: Barley water, because that’s what my family drinks ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 2. Phone call: My grandma, telling me what time she needed me to drive her to her doctor’s appointment. 3. Text message: To my little brother, telling him to STFU because he kept sending me dumb shit on iMessage. 4. Song you listened to: Does SIF count? If so, “Sore wa Bokutachi no Kiseki”. If not, I was headbanging to “Paradise Lost” by Chihara Minori after dropping my grandma off at her friend’s place the other day, lol. 5. Time you cried: tbh I probably teared up a little when I was watching the footage from the Lantis preview of the Aqours 1st Live BD/DVDs ｡ﾟ( ﾟஇωஇﾟ)ﾟ｡

Have you: 6. Dated someone twice: I haven’t even dated someone once :’))) 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: I’ve kissed exactly one person, so...hm. There was a period of time when I had conflicting emotions over what happened, but in the end, I don’t think I regret it. 8. Been cheated on: See #6. 9. Lost someone special: I’ve had a grandfather pass away, and this is probably going to sound bad, but...I really appreciated him, and he was nothing but kind to me. However, since I’d only seen him about three times in my life, the biggest way his death affected me was through my mother. It took her a while to get over my grandfather’s death, so it changed the way I behaved around her during that time. 10. Been depressed: Yes. 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: Exactly once, because I made the mistake of keeping pace with my uncle in Korea who takes soju shots like a champ. This also happened to be the night before Lunar New Year, so I got chewed out by my aunt (older sister of my uncle) once she realized why I was so lethargic during the festivities. _(:3 」∠)_ I don’t regret it though, because before that I had never been hungover before and was wondering what my limit was, haha.

List 3 favorite colors: 12-14. Red, blue, and...uh...other than those two I don’t have any definite faves. I guess the third would be either yellow or purple...? I’ll just go with purple for the sake of completion.

In the last year have you: 15. Made new friends: #TeamONIBE 16. Fallen out of love: That would require me to fall in love with someone first. 17. Laughed until you cried: I think it might have been when Mayushii and King did that disastrous cooking niconama. Like...what the actual fuck, do they seriously not know anything about basic kitchen safety and hygiene??? 18. Found out someone was talking about you: The number of times I’ve gone on to Discord and found out that someone in ONIBE was talkin’ smack about me... (｡･ˇ_ˇ･｡) It’s all in good fun though, haha. 19. Met someone who changed you: See #15. 20. Found out who your friends are: Nothing says "friendship” like screaming your heart out at an anisong concert, eating McNuggets while insanely drunk, sleeping while squished together in a seedy neighborhood, wotaing loudly in a moving vehicle, and other various activities I did with people I had never met in real life. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ AX 2017 was hella great for ONIBE bonding. 21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: I don’t think I’ve even used FB for non-work stuff since 2016 lol

General: 22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: If this means “I’ve actually met them in person and have had a decent conversation with them”, then maybe a few hundred? But if this means that I actually talk to them on a semi-regular basis, then, like...10, maybe. :’) 23. Do you have any pets: See my answer in the previous chain post I did. tl;dr I had a turtle and a dog in elementary school, but after that, no pets. I’d like to have a dog when I get a place of my own, though. 24. Do you want to change your name: Nope. 25. What did you do for your last birthday: Watched LLS Episode 13 in the morning and ate Korean BBQ in the evening. 26. What time did you wake up: Today? I honestly don’t remember. Sometime before 9? 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: Laughing at dumb shit on Twitter and Discord, probably. 28. Name something you can’t wait for: The Delayed Viewing for the 2nd Live for the US! I’m making plans to meet up with ONIBE folks again and it’s gonna be ~L I T~ 29. When was the last time you saw your mom: Early in the morning. She was like “lol get up and lose some weight” while I was still in bed so I groaned back, “You’re one to talk,” and went back to sleep. 30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: I was gonna say “how about eliminating my student loans haha” but I suppose this is supposed to be a more serious question. I guess it’d be nice if I was a neater person. Like, my room is a total mess right now and I’m terrible at keeping track of things I should be working on... 31. Listening right now: Fun fact - I actually only listen to music while I’m driving. Otherwise, it distracts me from what I should be doing. 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Yup, that was the name of my debate coach when I was in junior high. 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: People who hate on LL seiyuu. Like, they’re actual human beings who are working really hard to live up to the expectations of thousands - no, millions of people worldwide. To be quite honest, I invite you to tell me if you legitimately want to shit on any one of them (both µ’s and Aqours), because I have yet to see a single person who has had a good justification for doing so. 34. Most visited website: Probably Tumblr/YouTube/Twitter/Reddit, too lazy to figure out which one of those it is.

Jaewhy put in random questions here because they were missing for some reason, so I guess I’ll continue those: 35. Mole(s): I have a few around my face, but other than the one on my right cheek I don’t think they’re that noticeable? I don’t spend a lot of time in the sun like other Californians. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 36. Mark(s): I have a birthmark on the backside of my right shoulder that I’m sort of self-conscious about. It’s the perfect shape for getting a tattoo of a sunflower around it, so maybe I’ll do that some time in the future? 37. Childhood dream: Lawyer. 38. Hair color: I feel like I’ve answered this in a previous chain post, but it’s black. Duh. Though if you hold it up to the sun, some of the ends are more like dark brown. 39. Long or short: Long. 40. Do you have a crush on someone: See #16. Nope. 41. What do you like about yourself: I’ve spent an unhealthy amount of time staring at computers/video games and I still don’t need glasses. :D 42. Piercings: No, but I should probably get my ears pierced at some point? 43. Blood type: O. 44. Nickname: Yujacha, but a lot of people shorten it to “Yuja”. 45. Relationship status: Single. 46. Zodiac: Libra, Dog. 47. Pronouns: I feel like it’s obvious what gender I am, so just go with those. 48. Favorite TV show: I don’t really watch TV these days, but if I’m kicking back with some hot cocoa at like 2am I might watch Criminal Minds or something. 49. Tattoos: Nope, but like I said in #36 I’ve been thinking about it. 50. Right or left hand: Right. 51. Surgery: Wisdom teeth removal is technically dental surgery. 52. Hair dyed in different color: I had highlights in my hair a few years ago, but they faded real quick. I’m vaguely considering dyeing it brown in the distant future...? 53. Sport: It’s fun to watch the occasional match when there’s a World Cup or Olympic thing going on, but otherwise I have no interest. 54. (A question I came up with since #54 was missing) Extracurricular activities: I was a debate kid for most of my school life, and in college I was in the Korean Club and Student Union. 55. Vacation: Does the 2nd Live DV later this year count? 56. Pair of trainers sneakers *American anthem plays in the distance*: I actually need new ones because I’ve tripped while hiking on at least two separate occasions due to my shitty old sneakers.

More general: 57. Eating: Haven’t yet. 58. Drinking: Wasn’t this literally the first question? 59. I’m about to: Eat. 60. (This question was missing so I'll make one up again) Thinking about: What to eat lol 61. Waiting for: 2nd Live DV~ 62. Want: Money tbh 63. Get married: I’d like to at some point, but at the moment I’m kinda tired of hearing about it from every middle-aged woman who talks to me (including my own mother). 64. Career: Working on it.

Which is better: 65. Hugs or kisses: Hugs, because they’re warm and comfy and can be shared by complete strangers. 66. Lips or eyes: I was gonna repeat a previous answer and say “eyesmiles” but since this is “lips or eyes” rather than “smiles or eyes”, I guess my answer would fall more under “eyes”. 67. Shorter or taller: Bruh, if someone’s shorter than me then I’d need to check their ID to make sure they’re not jailbait. Taller. 68. Older or younger: I’ve never dated anyone so I honestly wouldn’t know, but I’d probably look for someone close to my age first? 69. (Lmao why was 69 missing :3c I’ll just make something up again) Outgoing or shy: The former, since I’m lazy. If someone doesn’t drag me to places I’ll just lay in bed all day. 70. Nice arms or stomach: It’s actually really hard for females to have a toned stomach, so any gals with abs are like ooh~ ���� But I actually like hands! I have smol stubby fingers so I really dig people with nice hands. 71. Sensitive or loud: The former, because I don’t need the entire neighborhood to know when I’m gettin’ laid kthnx 72. Hook up or relationship: Relationship, because sure why not? 73. Troublemaker or hesitant: Maybe the former, but if they’re being too much of a lil’ shit then I’d go for the latter instead. I’ve dealt with friends who take like 20 minutes to decide what to order from a menu so I know that feel. :’)

Have you ever: 74. Kissed a stranger: Nope. 75. Drank hard liquor: Yup. 76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: I’m pretty sure I annoyed half of ONIBE during AX when I went “haha y’all are blind af” after I found out I was pretty much the only one who didn’t have corrected vision. 77. Turned someone down: I was about to say “no” and then I got a sudden flashback to a certain incident in college, wow thanks for making me remember something I had tried to forget...sooo, uh, yup. 78. Sex on the first date: See #6. 79. Broken someone’s heart: IDK if turning someone down counts as breaking their heart. 80. Had your heart broken: ...yes. I think? 81. Been arrested: Nope. 82. Cried when someone died: Do fictional characters count? 83. Fallen for a friend: Uhhhhh...kind of? It was complicated.

Do you believe in: 84. Yourself: I’d like to think that I do. 85. Miracles: KISEKI DA YO~ ...sorry, I had to. Yeah. 86. Love at first sight: Shukashuu is living proof of this. 87. Santa Claus: Nope, sorry Maki!!! 88. Kiss on the first date: Sure.

Other: 90. Current best friend(s) name: IDK if I have one. :’) 91. Eye color: I’m Asian, take a wild guess. 92. Favorite movie: I don’t really have a favorite, but I did like “Kimi no Na wa.” (Your name.) so much that I made it my phone’s lock screen.

Tagging: I've only tagged people the first time I did one of these and I’m gonna try to keep it that way. If anyone who reads this wants to give it a go, feel free~

[thisisdefinitelyaboutyou-blog]

PLL series finale reaction post

I love how they gave Lucy/Aria’s ugly-cry a shout-out X’D

Ezria remains cringey.

Momma Emily <3

Pam and Ali in a secret meeting? Eh?

Melissa’s back again and wants the barn. Again. 

Turns out, Toby pulled a Forrest Gump...

If that little shit (i.e Addison?) has anything to do with the reveal I will throw the most epic of shit fits. 

There’s an A-wannabe on the loose harassing the new kids at school. 

JENNA KNOWS ADDISON? HOW THE FUCK DOES EVERYBODY KNOW THIS FUCKING NOBODY? 

Jenna’s a teacher too? Wow #creativewriting

A life-skills teacher nonetheless.

HANNA’S RED FLARE-SLEEVE DRESS IS AMAZING.

AW MONA <3 :’(

...and Hanna really does have a heart of gold <3

Tell Mary what?!

Mona’s disappeared. I bet she’s dead.

Hanna and Caleb... yikes.

LOL MELISSA IN A HOODIE.

At least Hanna is finally showing some legit remorse over pushing Mona into playing the game.

Emison not being subtle about wanting to get it on X’D!

BOLD MOVE SPENCER. GET THAT TOBY PEEN GIRL!

Or not.

I really DGAF about Ezria’s cookie-cutter vanilla sex. 

The nod to Ezria’s first time exceeded mythe cheese-limit allocated for all remaining Ezria scenes combined.

OMG Haleb are trying for a baby?

Aria y u cry?

YES FINALLY! YOU SEE IT! YOU CAN’T MARRY EZRA!

OMG MELISSA WAS ACTUALLY MONA IN A MASK. 

So what is it with Ezra no longer being Aria-marriage-material? 

Well Mona definitely isn’t AD since she’s speaking to them on the phone (presumably anyway).

Oh. Poor Aria :( Now I definitely wish it was her finally seeing Erza for the creep he really is.

Mary Drake in shackles makes me very sad.

Hanna, I get you’re nice but taking Mona to Aria’s wedding rehearsal dinner is not on.

Mr Montgomery, I would have punched Ezra’s lights out. Fuck you giving him your blessing.

I still want a PLL spin-off with the mums. Just drinking wine.

THIS IS WHY I SOMETIMES LOVE THIS SHOW. THEY’RE FINALLY ADDRESSING HOW THE MUMS GOT OUT OF THE BASEMENT!

NOPE. LOL MARLENE U TROLL. 

NO1CURR ABOUT ADDISON.

LITERALLY NO ONE.

See; I told you. The PLL mums are a riot. 

Wow Ezra. Way to be an asshole about your almost-wife being infertile

Also, fuck you for judging her for not telling you immediately because she wanted a second opinion. 

Or a third. 

Did it occur to you she may have been having a really hard time accepting that?

YES. TELL HIM TO STOP MAKING IT ABOUT HIMSELF ARIA. 

So, he apologises for being an asshole but then goes all passive aggressive?

Ezra, die. 

Please. 

Make these seven years worth my time and fucking die. 

Ali is proposing to Emily. As problematic as this shit is I fucking love it <3

Pug shirt and all.

My heart is dead.

If I weren’t so BPD I’d be able to cry right now.

Oh well.

Next!

How much damage can Mona do in one night? Oh Caleb, you naive fuck.

“Wanna make a baby?” *Haleb invokes Ezria cringe*

I know that at this point there’s no time for Twincer but god, the Spencer-seducing Toby sounds nothing like Spencer.

More boring vanilla sex.

Troian’s an amazing actress but can’t do a convincing sex scene to save her life. 

Is this banger not what Mona was playing on the piano the first time Toby was revealed to be A?

Oh sweet lord. Them throwback vibes. 

WOAH! MONA JUST FUCKED SPENCER UP!

Why did PLL suddenly turn into ‘The Cube’?

TWINCER IS REAL?! 

OMG.

CANNOT COMPUTE.

CANNOT BELIEVE.

MASSIVE RESPECT TO ALL TWINCER THEORISTS.

SO EXCITED OMFG.

Mary Drake?! Whut?!

Yepp. Drake escaped from jail.

...and just shot up Spencer with some tranquilizer.

Oh Spence. WTF. :’( [Started glitching the fuck out at this point and had to stop the show at the 44.01 mark. So I decided to go buy my cat some meds and food while I mellow the fuck out]

What’s with Ali’s really bad wig? 

It is a wig, right?

Spencer is on a hospital trolley hooked up to a blood pressure/heart monitor  while in shackles. Okay.

Twincer speaks with a non-American accent. 

“British”..

Maybe she’s related to Wren? 

Who even fucking knows anymore?

Troian can’t do much of a British accent. 

Twincer is Alex. Alex Drake.

Wren rans into Twincer (she’ll always be Twincer) randomly, in a pub in England. Okay.

GOOD QUESTION SPENCE. IS WREN A PART OF THIS?

So Twincer pulled this whole stunt because she ‘never felt so close to someone’ i.e. Spencer, who she learned about through Wren. 

And when Charlotte died she needed closure so she pulled this whole stunt.

Spencer who visited Hanna in the barn was Twincer.

Twincer has successfully been impersonating Spencer.

Spence said it right: like mother like daughter.

Troian’s British accent remains painful.

So this is AD? Twincer is AD?

Oh god. 

This is so shitty. 

Twincer shows up out of nowhere and wants to fuck over Spencer for being the luckier one in the luck of the draw.

After avenging Charlotte.

Twincer I know life’s been well ‘ard and all but no1curr.

Twincer wanted Wren to shoot her. So she could impersonate Spencer successfully. Okay.

Twincer didn’t want to be Alex anymore. She wanted to be Spencer. With Wren. That was the plan.

But he always thought of her as Alex.

And now he’s dead.

WREN IS DEAD. HE HANGS AS A DIAMOND FROM TWINCER’S NECKLACE. [insert mini-break here]

The girls look adorable in their bridesmaid dresses. 

Aria’s wedding dress isn’t my kind of thing but it’s PERFECT for Aria. 

Twincer tells one of Emison’s twins that she has ‘daddy eyes’. 

WHO’S THE DADDY?!

IT’S FUCKING WREN.

WREN IS EMISON’S TWINS’ DAD. 

Twincer’s the new dollhouse master. 

And AD.

Mary and Spencer are her captives.

But earlier Mary stabbed Spencer with a syringe.

So yeah?

Ugh.

This is so messy.

And bad.

Mary technically sold Twincer to get her ass out of Radley (hospital).

Twincer has been out on her ass since she was ten.

Mary and Spence are hugging. IDGI.

And now Mary’s locked Spencer back in ‘The Cube’. 

‘The Cube’ is giving me shower-incident and freezer-room throwbacks.

SPENCER YOU GENIUS; YOU SIPHONED MARY’S BOBBY PIN! YOUR ESCAPE IS NOW GUARANTEED!

Did Ezra just do a runner?

Or did someone else send that “I’m not coming for our wedding” text to Aria?

WORK THAT BOBBY PIN SPENCE!

EZRA IS IN ‘THE CUBE’ NEXT TO SPENCER’S. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

Oh, yeah. Twincer attacked him after that scene they had together at the Radley (hotel). 

And brought him to ‘The Cube’ next to Spencer’s.

After he almost figured out she was not Spencer.

Poor Aria. I hate that she’s so heartbroken. Even if it’s over Ezra.

Twincer’s back at Cube Central. 

Can’t be too far from the Radley (hotel) then.

At least Twincer calls it like she sees it. Toby did settle for Yvonne.

Still so bummed about Twincer being AD. 

Might as well have been Yvonne's fucking zombie.

Twincer is also doing this so she can be with Toby. Among her other motivations.

What even happened when Mary saved Spencer at the blind school?

Jenna and Sydney worked for Twincer.

Sydney was a one-off.

Jenna recruited Noel Kahn to find Twincer because she knew Charlotte had a sister.

She wanted the cash to be able to see again.

Twincer had the cash because Charlotte left her everything.

Jenna somehow knew Charlotte had a sister although she didn’t know the sister in question was Twincer. 

Is the Carissimi Group supposed to explain that?

Next: Sarah Harvey. 

This is going way too fast

Charlotte told Sarah she hid her greatest treasure in the Radley (hospital).

It was a file the PLLs found. 

That gives me - personally - zero things to work with.

Maybe this Charlotte and Rollins-Dunhill flashback will help.

They’ve just met!

Wren’s caught up in it now. 

He’s calling Cece on the phone to tell her a woman is waiting for her at the bar.

Oh! She’s meeting Alex a.k.a. Twincer. Her sister.

Rollins-Dunhill’s Ali stunt was all him; had nothing to do with Twincer’s agenda.

Before Charlotte came back to Rosewood she and Rollins-fuckface went on double dates with Twincer and Wren.

I literally give zero shits about Alex/Twincer.

This is as tragic as I anticipated.

It feels like filler.

A finale shouldn’t feel like it has filler in it.

There’s still hope that Ezra will die before the end of this show.

Twincer wants that.

Twincer’s now at the Radley (hotel), in Emison’s room.

Caressing Aria. Like a doll.

And now she’s at the ranch.

Will the horse call her out on her bullshit?

Knock her the fuck out?

Will nature save the day?

Already?

Please?

Almost!

Girls are running a search for Ezra.

A blonde Dali shows up at the door.

David Davids of hot air ballon rides asking for Mrs Fitz?

Oh... that’s the reservation Ezra was making earlier the other day before Twincer cracked his head open.

Twincer set up Jenna to get legal advice from her mum’s firm after Addison’s harassment.

Jenna literally smelled Twincer out.

And told Toby.

And now Toby’s going to tell everyone.

Wow. Even the cast seems like it can’t fucking fake it.

This finale is as weak as they come.

Nice shout out to the theorists though.

Mona knows that the PLLs and their SOs know about Twincer.

She calls for Plan B, while calling a mystery caller!

Does this mean the AD that showed up on Aria and Mona’s phones wasn’t Twincer?

Momma Drake and Twincer flashback!

More about how Twincer wants Toby to be her forever-peen.

Mary Drake knocked out by Twincer!

Mona is informing the PLLs and SOs that Wren came to Welby to kill her but she convinced him not to by telling him she could get Mary out of jail. 

Mona has coordinates.

Of Mary

I think.

They lead to Toby’s house. 

The one he built for Spencer (or Yvonne?)

Which he then sold.

Spence and Ezra have managed to break free from their cubes.

Twincer’s coming after them with an axe.

Cube Central is a huge-ass underground bunker. Duh. 

And now the rest of the PLLs and SOs (and Mona!) are entering it too.

Ezra bashed his head in against a rock after a surprise attack by Twincer.

Is he dead?

Please be dead.

Spence rugby-tackles axe-wielding Twincer. Lord help us!

Toby has a gun.

Handy that.

Maybe from his cop days?

LOL how is he going to know which is Spencer and which is Twincer?

Ezra isn’t dead.

A poem from Spencer’s favourite book is going to save the day.

Twincer has been identified.

A cop that looks vaguely like the twinkly guy from ‘Twilight’ has arrived on the scene.

Who even called the cops?

Of course Mona did.

A literal fizzle. That’s what this finale was.

On to Ezria’s wedding.

Boring wedding ceremony. No1curr.

I. Marlene King makes a cameo as a photographer.

No1curr.

Let’s hope the girls’ final scene is worth a shit.

Hanna’s pregnant.

Ezria is going to adopt.

Obligatory hugs.

Mona opened a doll shop in France.

And is still being shady.

Flashback of Mary and Twincer drinking tea.

Nope. Some how Mona has them.

Unless it’s her ‘hyper-reality state’ (remember that?)

Please don’t tell me it’s ending with Addison and her loser friends.

It did.

With a reshoot of the barn scene where Spencer tells the PLLs Ali’s gone missing.

But with Addison’s clique instead.

Goodbye seven years of my life I will never get back.