#send yaz to her room under threat of murdering. i mean you dont Have to do that but i think youre gonna so. just getting ahead of it | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

rearranging-deck-chairs · 1 year

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babe you gotta do something abt the big wet kitten eyes. youre aiming for menacing with the words i get that but it just doesnt quite have the effect youre going for with the big wet kitten eyes

#call the whole thing off and go get drunk in her tardis together cmon we can salvage this #heres my proposal: send those daleks back to where they came from. cybermen too yeah you desecrated the corpses of authority we get it #it had emotional resonance but now we're done with them #then you get yaz here. dont need to do much for that just do the dancing a little bit longer and she'll be there right on time #you put the doctor in the tardis. no need to get her out of that dalek #it's sorta tradition at this point anyway just keep her in there for funsies she'll hate it it'll be great #send yaz to her room under threat of murdering. i mean you dont Have to do that but i think youre gonna so. just getting ahead of it #find the doctor's ginger stash while she yells at you and gets herself Out of the dalek #get super fucking wasted #beat each other up so bad yaz can barely tell whos who in the morning #cry. ask about tecteun. have sex abt it. any order #whoever wakes up first is responsible for breakfast #this is totally still fixable trust me you can fix this #(<- in denial)

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