#send me stuff kiddies

[ma1dita]

BABEEE happy birthday!! (i'm so terribly late i'm so sorry) congrats on 23💖

🐥 so i'm having thoughts right now about luke x reader and physical affection. like maybe one of them being touch starved and always craving the other person's touch and the other person noticing it and doing it more? maybe from platonic (i will go down with best friends to lovers) to romantic, i'm just on this brainrot tonight

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luke castellan x reader

a/n: back from the klerb but here with a classic 4am post 🥂 but the hangxiety wont let me rest until this is out! ill edit this in the morning... or not 😗

wc: 1.1k

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It’s hard to miss what you’ve never had.

Luke Castellan was never a touchy guy. Sure, he’ll hold a new camper’s hand during welcome tours (especially the little ones who can barely keep up with his long legs; if they’re lucky they get a piggy back ride), and he won’t shy away from a clap on the back when his strategies for capture the flag bring his team to victory (they always do, mind you), and when he feels like it, he’ll even shove Annabeth playfully to show her he adores her (but she packs a punch now that she’s older).

It never really goes past that, and he’s never had to think too hard about it—physical touch.

He’s the one who takes care of others—a part of his nature like it is for Hermes’ cabin to take in unclaimed demigods. But something changed in the months that he’s gotten closer to you. At first, he’d bite his tongue at the way you’re so open to patting his cheek when he does something funny (which he doesn’t try to make a show of, but now…), how you choose to sit so close to him during bonfires that your knees touch (the Apollo kids could be singing about the heavens falling down on them for all he cares but he zeroes in on every word that leaves your lips), and the way you’d lock your fingers with him for a pinky promise after every little thing ‘to make sure it’s real’ (Luke didn’t understand the merit of a pinky promise over whether you could have his dessert for the next week if you took over arts and crafts with the kiddie campers for him; truthfully he’d give it to you anyway). It was unusual for him to have someone comfort him, to show care without a true reason. But he didn’t realize how much more it bothered him now that you wouldn’t even look him in the eye.

Silena and some of the other Aphrodite children had asked you the very defining question of, “Do you like Luke Castellan?” and having never thought of it that way, or being able to put your feelings for him in words instead of fingers in his belt loops or in the muss of his curls—that shit was terrifying!

You spent all Saturday afternoon at the docks with them belly down under the glare of the sun’s rays as they explained to you what the five love languages are. By the end of it, sunburn wasn’t the only reason you felt hot.

“Your love language is physical touch,” one of Silena’s older half-siblings—Connelly, says like he’s explaining that the sky is blue, “And Luke’s not that type of guy! Think he’s more acts of service…”

“Ooh, or words of affirmation….” another one of them muses, but the sound of your heartbeat tunes it all out. Well shit, have you been sending him the wrong signals? Or are there even any signals you want to send him? 

Nevertheless, in the matters of love or even the tiniest whisper of it—maybe there’s no one else you can trust with this stuff besides Cabin 10.

Wrong.

Absolutely wrong. Whatever the hell you’ve been convinced or whatever’s changed since last weekend—Luke just knows he hates it, and he’s angry. He’s angry at how you gasp in surprise every time you brush shoulders during archery practice when you used to let him fix your form, he’s angry at how you’ll squeeze campers’ shoulders to tell them they’re doing a good job carrying the strawberry crates—and all he gets is a mumbled ‘Thanks, Castellan’ when he stacks them up and takes your load.

Luke’s so terribly angry that Travis told him he’s been walking around like a big strawberry, face red and irritated—but not at you. 

He realizes he’s also angry at the fact that he can’t protect you from the onslaught of a rain cloud—or maybe it was the fact that you’re so okay with the rain touching your skin and seeping through your orange shirt like he wishes you’d let him. He’s angry at the way the wind blows your hair into your face and your fingers brush the strands away like he wishes he can. Most of all, Luke Castellan is angry that he didn’t know how good a simple touch could be until he lost it—before he even really got to appreciate yours.

You’re sitting on the opposite end of the row in the amphitheater laughing with your friends and the furrow in his thick brow is a tell-tale sign of his discomfort. Luke doesn’t dare to remember what it’s like before you to be honest—he’d rather give up Elysium instead of having you ignore him like this. He calls your name, a tinge of both anger and desperation until you look over at him, eyelashes kissing your cheeks. The hold you have on him transcends the physical touch of your fingers but he wants, no—needs you next to him.

“C’mere! Why are you so far away?”

Luke hopes it doesn’t sound pathetic, but a crooked grin splits across his face as soon as you make your way over, sitting down and crossing your legs away from him. It’s still too far, even if he can feel your breath on his shoulder.

“Did I do something to make you angry? I…” The words escape his mouth in a jumble—quick wit from his father escaping him, though he knows not to rely on that asshole, god or not. You mutter words that almost escape him too, and he leans in, chasing your hands and putting them in his own until they’re gentle and soft in his lap.

“No, no…. I just… don’t want to push your boundaries. I know you don’t like it when I’m too touchy,” and he thinks his heart clenches a little like how you’re squeezing his hands. Luke shouldn’t feel instant gratification from a subconscious action. He wants to know you mean it with him—that’s what he can’t put into words.

“I….like it when you do.”

You notice the way his fingers tangle tighter with yours, pinkys interlocking with yours. When he lets go, Luke wraps his arm around your shoulders until you’re able to laugh in the crook of his neck. He chooses to place a kiss on the corner of your mouth when your head sways to face him at the silly tune about centaurs and then you realize that Luke loves the way you love him. You wonder if he accidentally missed meeting your lips, but then the noise in your head quiets down when he pulls you closer, lips locking tenderly, intentionally—as they were always meant to.

You both hear a giggle that sounds a lot like tinkling bells belonging to children of Aphrodite. 

For once they were wrong about love. 

Luke’s tongue parts through your lips and meets your own like they’re in a long awaited embrace, dancing and devouring you from the inside out but this, you— are what he can rely on. This, your touch, and how he chooses to let it consume him, never letting go.

[lowkeyrobin]

mcyt with an s/o that's insanely good at driving?? like in the video with Schlatt and he was just doing donuts and that stuff but it's reader? almost like it's stuff from a freaking action movie with how they drive lmao

OH FUCK YEAH LMFAOOOO yes this is how my mom drives but she's a serious road rager too 💀💀💀💀 this is more like "You're a good shitty driver but yeah 👍"

MCYT ; insane driving skills

includes ; tommyinnit, ranboo, badlinu, nihachu, quackity, & foolish gamers

warnings ; language, talk about car accidents, talk about death due to car accidents

masterlist

TOMMYINNIT

genuinley refuses to sit in a car when you're driving

yk the vlog where he, jack, tubbo and becky go see the alien rocks? you offered to drive and he screamed no

honestly you understood, your a bit of a road rager

and that one vlog you guys made together where you show off your NASCAR level driving really doubted his trust in you

it's half jokes half serious tho

has genuinley said you should become an F1 driver 💀

he's just afraid of you yelling at other shit drivers LMFAO

will genuinley scream when you do donuts in an empty field

"I wish we had rollercoasters closer to us"

"we've got one right here"

the fact you haven't crashed and killed both of you is astounding to him

literally how'd you get your license

RANBOO

loves going out in fields with you to do donuts and be a little dangerous

"more donuts!"

"how are you not about to puke!?"

you rented a golf cart one a vacation to a little beach town for the Misfits Gaming channel and holy shit

the amount of wheelies?? he's surprised you didn't get arrested

you drive like you're driving a monster truck like please calm down

he genuinley compares you to schlatt when driving and you're just like "Yeah because we're cool. cool people are insanely good at driving"

they blink and stare before saying "I don't think good is the word I'd use"

you'll deadass slam on the breaks going at max 10mph just to piss him off

they're actually confused as to how you aren't on your fifth car already, you drive like a sicko

you do a racing vlog with some friends and safe to say you won

"You should be an F1 driver or something"

"What"

FREDDIE BADLINU

you terrify him a bit

"y/n, do you know how to do wheelies?"

"get in the golf cart"

"holy shit!"

thinks it's pretty badass that you know a bunch of tricks and stuff

he doesn't endorse bad driving on the road though

you do your best to behave around him because you don't wanna get yelled at 🤞

"oh my god why are these fucking semis in the passing lane?? I don't wanna get Final Destination-ed!"

"this is surprising for me to say but same"

"please, i just wanna eatttt, go faster and actually pass someone!"

but when you're purposefully fucking around yourselves he'll literally smile and laugh when you go over bumps and do donuts lmao

he'll probably record it and send videos to Tommy, Jack, Bill & Harry

tweets like "my partner is a crazy driver pls help" and "YEAHHH LETS CRASH THE CAR TODAY" are to be expected

also jokes about you being a NASCAR driver because the way you swerve through traffic 💀💀💀

NIKI NIHACHU

look, she loves you but calm down

she will admit that she likes doing donuts and tricks in an empty area but lord

the swerving through traffic? the usual 70-80 mph? no thanks

you do try and drive like a normal person when she's with you tho

one of her favorite memories is you driving one of those kiddie cars, with both of you in it, and doing very muddy donuts with it 💀

yk how moistcritikals dad hotwired a kiddie car to make it go faster? yeah that's the explanation to how it even happened

you guys were soaked in mud after LMFAO

she likes when you rev your engine in tunnels, the way it echoes is so cool to her

like she giggles and shit and like 🫶🫶

"I love when I fly down the highway to see my gf"

"OMG SLOW DOWN WHAT?"

"ppl r complaining about me on Facebook so I think I will.."

"Y/N OH MY GOD"

ALEX QUACKITY

again, kiddie car wheelies 🔛🔝

he loves doing fucking donuts and shit with you LMAO

if you, him, schlatt and charlie r meeting up irl, you guys make a whole vlog out of it

you rent two sports cars and literally make a mini action movie (obviously with comedy) (basically a better fast & furious) (quackity is better than vin diesel)

when I tell you that shit got 16 MILLION VIEWS. the edits after that were astronomical

so many clips of the cars in tunnels, on bridges, speeding down the highway, etc

you're respectful for others around you but you have a need for speed

although if you're doing it on a golf cart or anything open, he's wearing a helmet

he's running a whole business, he can't risk dying to your shit driving atm LMAO

makes some merch, basically a racer jacket that's black and your favorite color or black and dark blue (variants)

they say 'quackity racing team' or 'y/u/n racing team' with some sewn in patches, like the quackity poker chip and whatever goes best with your brand

they're cool as hell too LMAO

FOOLISH GAMERS

he does the little giggle and shit it's adorable

loves doing dumb shit with you

you obv don't do it with a bunch of people around or anything but yk

you, him, karl, punz and tina met up and you had all of them piled in the car while you did donuts and shit

foolish had a vlog cam set up on the dash and the amount of screaming and the reactions 😭😭 /pos

genuinley confused how you've never wrecked your car before

and no the one time you backed into a mailbox doesn't count

revving the engine through tunnels>>>>

he always smiles at it even if he's tired or kinda miserable

will pretend he's in an action movie if you're swerving around people a bit or going really fast

he'll load up the finger guns and get ready to aim LMFAO

gta irl with him basically

[junnieverse]

— JUNGWON AS YOUR BOYFRIEND ! 💭

➙ boyfriend jungwon thoughts

pairing: yang jungwon x gn!reader

genre: fluff

request: " Jungwon as your bf pls. Love youu "

warnings: not proofread, lowercase intended

a/n: here it is my angel, thank you for the request, love u too <33

actually the cutest boyfriend ever, I'm sobbing (I wanna squish his cheeks)

speaking of, everyday as his s/o you fight back the urge of telling this man you actually wanna eat him

always sends you his selfies before he officially posts them and you obviously have a few of the ones he didn't post

all of his boyfriend shots? ofcourse you took them

a teddy bear of a boyfriend

is always fascinated by everything you says

so whenever you speak he just looks at you with the brightest and most curious eyes

you get full access to his closet and so you have stolen many of his oversized clothes because they're so warm and fluffy like him :(

if you are ticklish, expect him to find your weak spots and tickle you often until you ask him to stop or you tickle him back

tends to know what you're thinking or feeling before you say anything

you were once feeling under the weather and he went out of his way to get you all the medication you needed before you could protest

the type of boyfriend to go on your pad and tampon runs (for my afab readers) and ask the store worker about which sizes and stuff would work for you or would actually straight up ask you which are your preference

the way jungwon makes every conversation about jay is how he talks about you as well

"Yoi, how does the cake taste?" jake asks him.

"You know (y/n) actually really likes red velvet cake." jungwon says naturally as he continues eating his slice of cake leaving jake at a loss of words

jungwon is his happiest whenever you're around or he talks to you

having such a busy schedule most of the time, the little he isn't working he is most likely with you or sleeping

late night walks to the park of playing in the kiddie area is a norm for you both to just spend time together and be playful

every good night and good morning text comes with a complimentary bare faced jungwon selca <3

cute matching pj sets!!

be it little teddy bear ones, sanrio, whatever it may be, he loves matching with you in general

jungwon does tend to mask his feelings alot of the time but you are one of the few people he feels most comfortable being vulnerable with because he knows you're able to give him comfort and listen to his problems

gets shy whenever he shows skinship but when you take the initiative then he will turn red but he loves it

keeps every little thing you've made for him

the hand made colourful bead string? he has it attached to his phone and proudly shows it off

you are officially maeumi's other parent

even when he isn't around such as touring, he loves seeing you send photos or videos of you with his dog

probably even has a photo of you and maeumi together as his wallpaper

as cute as your boyfriend is, jungwon also enjoys teasing you too

"Babe, me or maeumi?" you playfully ask him

"Oh it's obviously maeu-" he says jokingly and before he could finish his sentence you ended the facetime call

expect spam texts of him apologising saying it was a joke and that he loves you both equally since you're both his babies :(

[queenendless]

❤️‍🩹 Period (Adult!Gojo Satoru x Fem!Reader) ❤️‍🩹

A/N: So much chaos happened at home last Friday in tune with my time of the month. Things are better now. And today's newest episode ... oh God. Next week and beyond is gonna crush my soul.

Ergo writing self indulgent comfort fics to quell the soul. Just period stuff, fluff, comfort, basically Gojo being the #1 boyfriend/husbando~

All credit to characters and image below goes to Gege sensei. PLEASE DON'T STEAL OR COPY MY WORK, RATHER LIKE AND REBLOG. I hope you enjoy.

Menstrual cycles are quite the monthly hassle.

The first day came today.

Curled up on the couch, trying to relax despite the mixed emotions coursing through your hormonal state when your phone pinged about a notification.

(Heyyyyy~)

You could imagine his cheery, upbeat voice singing it out loud that made you smile at least at the thought of it.

(Hey.)

(Missions are done! Errands done! Souvenir shopping time~! Ya want anything?)

You whined weakly as your hand clutched your now swollen tummy.

(Can you pick up some pads and or tampons and pain relievers on the way back?)

(Mother nature calling?)

(Yeah.)

(KK. Imma get the munchies. Sweet? Salty?)

You texted him your preferences.

(♡)

You smiled, sending him one more message.

(。・ω・。)

After being gone for 10 days straight, you couldn't wait to see him again.

After changing in the bathroom, you had closed the door behind yourself when you felt a familiar cursed presence appear behind the front door of your shared apartment, followed by the clacking sound of dress boots being taken off.

"Y/n~! I'm home~!"

The boosted hormonal wave crashing into you had you tearing up at the sight of your blindfolded giant sorcerer lover before barreling over into a tight bear hug.

"Oya oya~ What is this~?" Gojo lifted you up under your arms, bringing your blubbering face right in front of his, teeth gleaming in that smug ass smile. "My sweet angel is shedding tears for me~? Oh I'm flattered~!"

You wacked your fists and feet into him — though Infinity was making sure they did not connect. "You can go off on your ego boost after I lay down, god damn Toru!"

Gojo's enriching deep chuckle left you fuzzy as he carried you up in one arm, waving his bag of goodies in your face. "Okie dokie!" He plopped you down on the couch, dropping the bag in your lap, then dipped his head down. "Time for kissies~!"

His deep smooch was smothering – in a sweet laced good way.

"Gojo," His giant hands cradled your face, tilting you as he kissed you from a different angle, making it very difficult to focus. "Uh–!" His many tender pecks peppered many times on your lips, feeling his warm breath brush your moistness. "My heating pad." You giggled as his lips wandered to your cheek, then your neck, your mental processing faltering from his insisting distracing lips. "Please?"

His disappointed whine dispersed as your hands ruffled his propped up spiky snow white hair, kissing his cheek. "Alright alright." His exasperated sigh was betrayed by his mirthful expression as he pecked your nose then stalked off to your shared bedroom, startling you from his shouting voice down the hall. "Uh sweetie?! The battery in this is dead!"

You swore under your breath, whimpering as a finicky upset kiddie from the cramps, before pulling a small capped bottle of Ibuprofen out of the bag. "Could you go out and buy a replacement?" You asked as you downed two small capsules with water from your water bottle.

"Hmm … I could … OR!"

Feeling tall lean firmness behind you made you nearly flail off the couch hard, caught by those dark blue sleeved arms of his.

"Toru! One of these days, warping is gonna give me a heart attack, I swear to God!"

"Unless it's by a Death Note, I think not."

"God." You grumbled as he snatched your small Roku control before turning on the big HD TV as you rummaged out a small package of your munchies. "What about my heating pa – ?"

You stopped speaking, shuddering as his giant hand slid underneath the hem of your top, resting on your bulging tummy, rubbing his fingers soothingly slowly around your bulge.

"You were saying?" His sultry voice purred in your ear.

You shakily breathed at how hot he sounded.

You felt yourself melting against him, his skin being more than enough to chase the discomfort away. "I never thought I'd find a blindfolded giant so hot." You shyly, shamelessly admitted.

"And you're my warm marshmallow." Gojo laughed.

You rolled your eyes, grinning as you ripped the bag open, offering some of it to him behind you, knowing whatever you ate he'd want as well. "Stuff that mouth of yours already, you goof."

His delighted hum, nuzzling his head atop yours, cradling your belly softly, it all relaxed your hormonally effed up nerves.

Binging Netflix, eating some snacks, cuddling on the couch, this is what you missed.

Gojo especially missed this.

For even the strongest sorcerer of the modern age was also the loneliest man there ever was. Exorcizing curses, flipping off the stingy higher ups, watching his students progress from afar, so much done and yet he would stay restless until he felt you in his arms again.

Chewing on more munchies by the handful, he felt your form laxing. Looking down, vocally aweing at the sight of your open mouthed self, your form slowly and softly rising then descending as you breathed, nodding off in the middle of watch time.

He knew these monthly visits from Mother Nature meant you'd be more moody, more drained, so a relaxed sleeping Y/n was the better outcome to receive.

Even in this corrupted present world, he hoped his students, friends and allies would one day be at his level to help him bring down the current world and make it anew. Better for the good souls out there.

Especially for the one that's been filling the emptiness left inside him the most.

Lowering down the volume, he set the remote aside on the coffee table before the couch, watching as you mumble slurry discontent at having his hands leave you.

Gojo Satoru. Your resident heating pad. Noted.

Wiping his hand with some stray napkins you left on the table then leaving the opened half empty snack bag there as well, he turned you carefully on your side so your front would mesh with his, absorbing his warmth into you, the pinched frown on your face melting into that smile he adores so much, nuzzling your cheek into his jacketed chest.

Sliding his hands beneath the hem again, he began rubbing circles in your back, eating up the sight of the shivers your dreaming self gave off, firmly kissing the side of your head as he became lost in your scent.

Lost in this slice of heaven as the troubles of his life and the rest of this world seemed to wash away, he drifted off to nap-ville only to meet you there himself, murmuring words to imprint his biggest constant thought in all your time spent apart.

"I missed you too."

Ah, it's good to be home.

[meatball-headache]

Our little sprout is doing well! Haven't found the Great Tree yet, but here he is with all his friends! It takes 3 seconds to move one square. Send help, my computer is on fire.

He's level 25—not in this screenshot, though—so he's tied with my highest-ever level, Urdru. I don't think he has as many turns, though, and I have no idea what his score is until it's game over. Urdru had about 117,000 turns and some 200k points. Urdru never went to Bethesda, though, so I'm ahead there. In fact, I think I've passed the Great Tree progress-wise—I haven't achieved anything in Bethesda, technically, but I think I've gone deeper. I got to I think 12 strata deep, then I wanted to take a break so I left. Presumably, the way will stay clear for me when I return, I've never seen anything respawn, so.

Needless to say, our little weed man is my favorite character so far. He's adorable, for one, but he's also been very successful and is suspiciously powerful. Everything I've done has been a combination of hiding in my Force Bubble, and spamming Burgeoning until everything dies. I picked up Domination in case I could use it for shenanigans, but I also had the choice of Flaming Ray... kinda think I should've grabbed that so I could carve a path through the jungle... but, oh well.

Speaking of jungle, I guess it's time I got out of the kiddie pool. So far, all I've done besides the main quests is explore ruins in the nice, "safe" salt dunes and marshes. Very low-level stuff, obviously dangerous when you're a bab, but at my level, largely trivial—yet nonetheless occasionally full of scrap, cells, and books! That's how I play games, I fiddle around at the beginning until it's completely trivial and pointless... then I hang around some more before getting bored and starting over. Meatball "Calm Lands" Headache, they call me. (They don't.)

That's just how I roll? And, really, it's an idiotic and bizarre way to play. You know aversion to ever doing the story in any game—XIV, as always, the exception. Take No Man's Sky. Big new update just came out, right? There's a new class of stars, and you have to do a new quest to get to them. The new quest depends on you having finished the regular story quests. Y'know, the quests they added like six years ago. The quests I... never even started? Hell, my character doesn't even have the hazmat gauntlet, I only play the expeditions, really. Or, GTA 6 is on the horizon, whereas I have a thousand hours in GTA 5... Online. Never touched the actual story in the actual game, which is wild, because even in the regular game, there's a zillion non-MSQ things to do to keep you occupied forever. The best example, though, is Greedfall. As soon as I got through the opening, I ran off to explore the open world and searched every zone top to bottom, visiting all these places where I couldn't do anything, empty villages—presumably it'll be populated by NPCs when I get the story this far—and places with too-high-level enemies that I tried to beat anyway. By the time I had completely explored the entire world, overleveled myself a bunch, and seen what the game had to offer... I was bored, and didn't bother to do the story.

My point being about Qud, of course. I've got over 300 hours in the game now—I remember seeing a review that said it took them 80 hours to beat the game, and their phrasing suggested this was a long time. I remember reading reviews for FF6 back in the day, where they gave it a perfect score, but docked it for replay value—because how many times can you replay a game that takes 60 hours? Meanwhile, I'm seeing that and thinking, oh man, a nice big thick juicy game! Xenogears and Bloodborne took me 90 hours; Dark Souls III took me 120; Elden Ring took 350. And that's to say nothing of FFXIV, LOTRO, Warframe, GTAO, and more, and more...

So... am I going to push forward in Bethesda and finally advance the game? Am I going to begin exploring the jungle and start finding out what kind of interesting, exotic things are out there? Or am I going to continue acting like the sprout that I am, and fiddle around in the lowest-level starting areas, and tell myself something like "I want to find all the ruins before moving on!" or something stupid like that?

What it is, is, I think, I want to find one game that will satisfy me permanently. Impossible, I know, but still—I want a game that I can play forever. When I find something I like, I want to just go in circles with it, keep it and hold it, I want everything to be the same forever. Moving forward would change things. If I beat the game, then I won't have it anymore. If I go to the next dungeon, then the myriad possibilities that represents, the wondering and fascination and curiosity at what lies ahead, that all evaporates and becomes known, and done. Then I'd need a new game.

...which is of course healthier. Just sitting in the dark and playing one game forever isn't going to benefit me any. But, I'm really liking this game. So why not indulge? If I like it, I'd like anything I do, whether puttering around at the beginning, or pressing onward and finding new things. And boredom happens on its own regardless of what I do. So, does it matter what I do, how I play? I don't know. Feelings are as complicated as it gets, and I've mulled over this nonsense since I was no years old.

Meh. I'm having fun.

[ketchupkio]

OOOOHOHOO another au for me to follow with plural Four and FANTASTIC designs for the colors & Shadow? AND incredible art???? you're never getting rid of me now, I'm toddling after you like a lost duckling >:D

*chanting* one of us! one of us!!

I do co-create this au over on @ageless-soul-au with @mizuriii!! Most of it is fic but we art occasionally, as seen 🤣 regardless we'd love to have you along! Setting out a kiddie pool for your duckling needs 🐤

If u have more asks, please send them over to the au blog! We've been publishing this for a good few years now, so there's a lot there. Just keep in mind that old stuff (like from 2021-22) may not be accurate, especially questions answered. A lot of stuff has changed as we've developed the characters lol. Also it is 18+ bc there's a lot of mature themes.

Hope you like what we've got!!

[memow-kris]

sigh how do you write lore like,, i want my little guys to smooch n stuff but !! why do they smooch !! how did they get to a point where theyre smoochin !!

all i have for caine rn is just like childhood stuff but its not even really all thought out tbh,,

warning for bad writing probably because idk how to write seriously

the first idea i ever really had for caine was that he had two mommas one was pop and the other was rock and they were soooo in love or something but it was like wayy before pop trolls knew anything about the other genres,, i dont really know much about them i do have a design for them but theyre not really finished…

(probably gonna remove the star thing from pop mom causee reasons later on in lore,,these are kinda really old so i dunnoooo)

they eventually had an egg but they were SUPER young like,, 18-19 so they didnt really think they were ready for a kid yet so uhhh

‼️🔥TROLL ORPHANAGE 🔥‼️

and then pop mom runs off with rock mom or something blah blah and caines left in the orphanage. he spends about three months in there but then gets adopted by TWO OTHER MOMS and oh wowee he has a lil sister now :]] !! her names ebby and shes soo silly and little.

and his new parents’ names are eva and atmos theyre losers ones an astronomy nerd and the other is an instrument nerd

(im taking this personality stuff from a chart thing my epic partner made while we were discussing lore go follow them noww theyre soooo cool

atmos is an introverted lil hermit who studies stars and astrology stuff ohh shes so cute <33 but also has anger issues unfortunately,, my partner used twilight sparkle as a comparison to her HEHA becauseee shes a lil nerrrd <333

eva is not as much as an introvert but still prefers not talking to people. shes quiet and doesnt like big crowded areas,, oh !! and she makes instruments !! which is kind of a reason shes not fully an introvert since she has to actually talk to people sometimes for her job 😭 very much a workaholic, but also just a chill troll to be around..

look at this awesome art !! wow !! my awesome swag partner made it !!! go follow them now !!!!

fast forwarding a lil to when caine is around 6 and his parents are debating whether or not to send their kids to public school,, because they prefer homeschooling BUT also they knew that mayybe their kids should be getting social interaction from other trolls..so they sent caine first as like a test drive for whether or not public school would be good before sending lil ebby😭

guhh i dont remember that much but once they see that caine doesnt hate it they decide ebby can go too,,

and everyone LOVES ebby shes so very nice and sweet and caines just also kinda there i guess HEHA but he doesnt really mind tbh

uhh poppy tries to be friends with caine obviously cause its poppy

MY MEMORY IS BECOMING FOGGY HERE I DONT REMEMBER EVERYTHING OKAY but uhhh creek doesnt really like caine for SOME reason i think it was because caine didnt really have any interest in being friends with him or something and hes like GUH,,BUT EVERYONE LIKES ME >:(( WHY DONT YOU WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH ME >:(((

so hes just kinda annoyed at him now 😭😭

this doesnt really have anything to do with the lore but !! look !! itty bitty caine !! isnt he a cutie patootie !!!

skipping to age 8 theres a lil TALENT SHOW WOOAH !!!!! this part is basically just to show caines interest in guitars and stuff (like fixing them ig)

poppy was gonna play ukulele for the talent show but !! oh no !!! her ukulele coincidentally breaks right before the show !!! i think !!! i dont remember okay + its 2:32 am

poppys all sad but then she runs to caine basically begging him to fix it for her pretty pretty please because hes literally the only one she knows who can fix this stuff

caine does because hes just suchh a lil sweetheart and all the other lil kiddies are like ooouuh :0 and in the process he ends up winning the talent show because !! wow he fixed it guys !! and it was also so nice of him wow !!!

but unfortunatelyyy creek didnt get to do his lil talent thingy so this begins the life-long one-sided feud with caine,, creek will be a petty little brat to caine for the next few years

tiny little things that happened through his life->

- kinda going back in time but when he was little atmos would take him to go stargaze and let him look through her telescope while she ranted about zodiacs or star signs or smthn,, she kinda stopped doing that though once ebby was old enough for atmos to take her with her instead :(((

- arounddd age 10 probably he actually learns how to PLAY guitar from his mom eva instead of just fixing them. shed also let caine watch her work on instruments as long as he had his lil safety welding helmet ^^

- age 16 wowee !! eva makes him his own guitar aww <33 hes sooo in love with it !! id show you but i havent drawn it !! but i swear its cool !! promise !!!

so hes 18 now and he moves out of troll village into the forest so he could “find himself” or some corny stuff idk man ITS 3 AM OH MY GOD

sometimes he visits pop village but rarely,, like maybeee 2-3 times a year ??

SIX WHOLE YEARS LATER he gets an invite from poppy at his door (which he often gets since poppy somehow found out where he lived and regularly sends a bug to deliver invites to him..) and hes lke “yk what its been a while ig i could go visit them” and so he makes his way back to pop village only OH MY GOD !! BERGEN ATTACK NOO !!! the ONE TIME he decides to visit them and he gets kidnapped by chef,, oh noes,,

some beautiful illustrations from my wife !! wowza !!! go follow them right now !!!!

but yea just trolls 1 with caine. basicallyyy…

after that whole thang poppys like “caine im soso sorry about all this <:[“ but caines like “dont apologize you literally didnt do anything ??”

ummm blah blah blah he becomes buddies with branch at some point after trolls 1

and thats all i have okay no creek caine yaoi yet causeee im not sure how itd work yet but..it will work…eventually…squints

sorry this was so shit to read 🙏

[britt-kageryuu]

The stream is starting pretty early in comparison to usual. The AR camera is set up in a different kitchen than the one in the studio. This has the chat a bit excited, because this means they're likely in the VTurtles House, and they might be able to learn more about them.

The Turtles are moving about the kitchen their microphones are just connecting to the audio system.

"Oh Me Gosh! Welcome to the stream Balemates! And welcome to my Kitchen." Mikey greets the stream. "We're in this kitchen instead of the studio to prep for tonights festivities!" He quickly starts to grab some things while performing jazz hands.

Donnie and Raph help Mikey grab a variety of different foods, including lots of different meats that are in containers marinating. Leo moves infront of the camera to talk.

"So to fill you guys in, every year we go to this amazing spot to watch the fireworks, and have a barbecue, play games, we set up a kiddie pool sometimes, but it's been a couple years." He pauses before turning to the others, "Hey should we set up a pool this year?" He received confirmation, and the chat starts asking if the stream is joining them. "Sorry guys, the place we go to doesn't have a great signal so the stream wouldn't be great. Super low quality. Anywho, you guys can now enjoy watching up prepare the food. And we will likely forget we were streaming."

Leo walks off to start making some food.

The guys do forget about the stream, and are just talking back and forth, debating on which spices would work better for which food. Donnie is seen making some super stacked sandwiches, Raph is crushing some spice mixture that's being added to some potatoes, Leo is putting together skewers, and Mikey is looking over a long list of things that they're taking with them.

At some point Splinter comes in with his Model snapping into place, followed by someone new to the audience. A tall dark pink caprid in a yukata, carrying a bag of produce. "We retrieved the produce you requested Mandarin." He says as he sets the bag on the counter, and starts to pull a bunch of odd looking fruits and veggies. Splinter puts a kettle on the stove to make tea.

The audience watches as they make various cold dishes, like fruit salads, veggie salads, and a cheese board. Then start to pack some of the already made food into a few coolers just outside the kitchen.

They're joined soon by April, the Snapper Cass, and Map Turtle Case. They relay the message that some friends would be joining them at their meeting spot later. And Cass brought Brownies, not the make you loopy kind though.

The group continues to prepare food, and pack everything, including enough s'mores supplies to send a normal person into a major sugar rush/crash.

The camera is covered while it's moved to sit near the pile of stuff they're going to take with them. Including a huge inflatable pool (judging by the pictures on the box), a few grills, a pile of games, and at least 5 large coolers of food. Along with Shelldon and River sitting on top.

Donnie grabs the camera, "It's getting to the time we need to leave, so I'm ending the stream here. Have a wonderful holiday, and eat some good food. Bye!" From there the stream ends, and the audience rushes to their forums, socials, and discord, to spread the clips they made from the stream, and point out way to many small details.

The Hamato Clan and Friends have an amazing time with their fun and games, barbecue, and ofcourse the fireworks, and poppers.

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Masterpost

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

haha okay so

(Emmeline uses they/she/he pronouns)

Emmeline is Evan's and Célines kid, Céline dies young tho and Nya and the others help raise them, so they kinda see Nya as some sort of auntie/mother figure

Obviously she's very close with Kal and Pierre, and they're a similar age too, and uh the thing with them is that Pierre and Emmeline bond a lot over horses, Pierre does English riding and Emmeline does western and they train together a lot and it's like a whole thing

Emmeline catches Kalypso and him doing it, when they're like 15, and from then on smh she's in. Like they help hide it, and they're also a part of the sexual stuff sometimes

And then when they're sixteen, Emmeline pierre and Kal go on a trip, and you need context for this so here goes:

Irl I have two brothers and we're triplets, I'm cooler than them (fr tho) but it's like yk? They're not bad but they're my brothers so ofc were not besties

but anyways the idea of that trip was that I did a whole reunion w my brothers and like part of their families and brought some of the kids w me cus they wanted to meet ppl right?

Well in the scenario they kinda keep to themselves, they speak multiple languages that the other kids or their parents don't speak and kind being elitist, here's where grown-ups comes in cus thats how Adam sandler dudes kids behave at the start right?

(also they're pretty typical rich kids but they're also good kids yk?)

So house by the sea, and I come up with the genius idea to let the kids share a room (supposed to be like my kids w the others so that they get to know each other) but ofc Emmeline pierre and Kal interpret that as take the biggest best room with a lock and put all our stuff there so that we can ignore the others and fuck

So ofc ik about all that, and funny as I am, there's a whole scene where I join them (but like let's not go there haha 🤭

Anyways we spend a few days there, and then because nya thought it was cool, them and regulus also come over and they bring esmeralda and beatrice (two of the other kids in the family) and from then on everybody kinda has to be a bit less elitist keep to yourselves, rich kiddy thingie because Pierre and kal wanna be on their bets behavior for their parents (for obvious reasons) and Emmeline thinks that's annoying but does it cus I'm there and obvi they're also involved w me smh

Anyways that's about that i think

Esmeralda and beatrice are funny to tho, cus they're sisters and theyre insane like they do the craziest adventures shit together and you'll never know where they've been it's so cool

omg... horse girls. LSVJSDFSJ . i love horse girls sorry. the elitist language thing is so real i may be stealing that for my fics i lovee when they self isolate .

pls go into the scene where u join the threesome im so curious. give it to me rachel give it to me please ☹️☹️

sending u an ask abt esmeralda and beatrice bc those r hot names omg wait

[fierceawakening]

So YouTube keeps recommending me videos that claim the iiluminaughtii drama is STILL ALIVE!! and EVEN WORSE!!! and yet every time I click on them they go through a recap of the same drama, and when I try to find this supposedly damning new information I literally cannot

Honestly, at this point I don't care who's right or not, I just... want to shake people and tell them that if you have a SHOCKING!!!! PILE OF DMS TO QUOTE!!! THAT PROVE YOU'RE RIGHT!!!

what you want to do is make it easy, not hard, to find the text of those DMs, and to give the context if needed right away and briefly

otherwise you totally just sound like the people on Tumblr who send asks like "you interacted with an abusive pedo!" and link you to a google doc that's forty pages about how so and so I don't know became roommates with so and so I talked to for a second and HEY GUYS IN FORTY PAGES MORE WE PROMISE WE'LL GET TO KIDDY DIDDLING

I dunno, it just really seems like these people are still bothered by stuff that bothered them four months ago, and that's fine, but it's not news

and at this point, given that it's not news, you should just Ass U Me that anyone who isn't sure that what she did was evil (as opposed to just unwise or ill thought out) is going to continue to be unsure

signed, a person who thinks some of that was probably dickish but is really not seeing Terrible Business Practices and would probably also be sending C&Ds if people were still calling me evil by now too because JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

[playboybabyxx]

❤️ Welcome Sweethearts ❤️

[This is roleplay blog for my original character Grace from the game Degrees of lewdity - a porn rape game so if you're sensitive to that stuff PLEASE LEAVE - everything posted on this account is to be assumed to be in character unless stated otherwise. Account is created and run by @lgbitties] Welcome to my little corner of the internet sweet things. You can call me Grace. I'm a 19-year-old pornstar with quite the occult following so if you've found me through my streams - Hello my love <3 Because of that this blog will be very 18+ orientated so be warned kiddies and ageless blogs - you will be blocked <3 Other than that little warning, feel free to kick your feet up and look around! A girl has to market herself whenever possible right? Nothing better for that than the good old internet! Feel free to contact me for any business propositions you have I do so love getting up close and personal with my fans, what better way to build a fanbase am I right? I'm friendly I promise I don't bite (Unless you're into that which in case I can be whatever you want sweet thing ~) I guess I should tell you a little bit more about me. I'm a demon. Oh yes yes, I know you're going to call me crazy but go ahead and tug those horns as hard as you like, they aren't going to come off and it makes me hard anyway <3 Oh yes! I'm intersex so get on your knees~ Kidding! My pronouns are she/her and I'm just a chick with a dick! As you can probably tell I adore anything pink with lots of Prada and sparkles. So be kind to me and send a bag will you? My collection has gotten stale.. Come talk to me! I'd love to get know this corner of the internet but be warned I'm new to blogging!

[aussie-punk-reaper]

The fuck do ya want, mate?

You're here for a reason, whether you know it or not. So here's the basics. Name's Kieran Copper Jackal. Pronouns are they/them You might ask yourself. "The dead teenager? What are you doing here?" You'd be right. I am that dead teenager. I'm in the 18-19 age range, so technically an adult but technically a teen, but definitely too much for you to handle. You want the details? Tap here for how I died and ended up as the reaper of souls and chauffeur of the dead. I curse. A lot. Don't like it? Get fucked. I only tone it down for specific people, so you better ask nicely if you don't like it. No, I don't know when you're going to die. Stop asking. I rarely do know. I only get told if it's important. Yes, I can use magic. Yes, I can float like a ghost. Yes, I can shrink at will. No, I will not do a magic trick for you. I'm not a bloody show pony. There will be (tagged) suggestive content on here. No straight smut, what and who I root in my free time is for me to know. But things may get spicy (I've got a tongue piercing for a reason). Minors and kiddies, block out the nasty stuff. Don't engage with it. Feel free to drop song recommendations in the ask box. Fan of MCR, The Clash, The Smiths, The Taxpayers, Mucous Membrane, and things along those lines. But I'll give almost anything a try. If I don't get to something, assume I'm busy or passed out. Narcolepsy's a bitch.

((OOC below cut))

Hey there! Fair warning, Kieran can come across as mean and dismissive at most times. Please reach out if it gets too much. This blog is open to OCs and canon characters! Please reach out if you want to plan anything! I am also the mod for @/new-carthage-bluejay and like a bazillion other blogs. Anons are also welcomed! Mod is 23+. I ask that anyone trying to send in suggestive material be 18+ please, thank you.

[oddly-twisted-muses]

sending this to you not because it applies to you but because of your poll: will doesn’t “forget” that a large portion of his fanbase is high schoolers. he knows. he just doesn’t want you there. his music is not aimed at you. it’s not “for” you. he doesn’t particularly want kids interacting with his work. this is not me extrapolating meaning from stuff he’s said, it’s not me making shit up because i think i can read his mind, it’s stuff he’s openly said. he doesn’t want to do all ages shows because he doesn’t want kids at his concerts. all of that being said that doesn’t mean he hates kids or he hates his fans or that anyone under 18 that likes his music is CrOsSiNg A bOuNdArY and i’m not saying this to bully teenagers but y’all have to remember that just because you as a child enjoy something doesn’t mean it’s intended for children. some stuff isn’t for kids and that’s okay. it’s also okay if you like it but that doesn’t make the creator an asshole for setting age restrictions ykwim? will isn’t stupid or oblivious. quite the opposite. he knows what’s up and has taken measures to ensure everyone (himself, adult audience members, etc.) have a Good Time. i know it isn’t nearly this deep but i’ve seen a whole lot of minors complaining about the age requirement since the tour was announced and it slightly irks me. but whatever i guess. however, if it makes the kiddies feel any better, will appears to be “back” so there’s a good chance you’ll have an opportunity to see him in the future. just please behave; being technically an adult doesn’t automatically make you incapable of being an immature nuisance. anyway sorry for putting an essay in your inbox peace and love ✌️❤️

Dude ngl I'm not reading all that

[golbrocklovely]

i was gonna say if you write it, tag me. but then how can you bc im anon lmao

yeah i saw that on twitter. like if people called me my bf ex’s name i’d be like… no im (my name). bc it comes off like ‘do they think im her?’ and honestly with her name… kat is a genuine nickname and she definitely can’t use it bc of the association. i mean its weird s went for someone with a name like that but its also weird when people date people with the same name as their siblings. cant control who we’re attracted to and what name their parents gave them a million years ago lol

its drama like this that reminds me i am in a completely different age bracket (im 29 btw) bc this aint even drama… this is just bitchy highschool whining. drama would be if someone cheated or if someome leaked spicy photos of their supposedly significant other without their knowledge… drama would be something that would make you gasp and actually shock you speechless. This aint ittttt lol - aussie anon

the thing is, it’s fans that were sending that comment in, so like…. the fans are to blame for this one too. you know her real name and you know it’s not kat. even if kat is a nickname she went by, which apparently she did at one point but idk, you know that’s not what she goes by now. so…… don’t stir the pot for the hell of it.

and yeah i get you on that part. i can’t date someone named joe bc it’s my brother and father’s name lol

what you listed as drama is kinda crazy but yeah, that’s drama. some of this kiddy stuff, while it can be fun, is also super contrived to me. like it feels like ppl are trying to drum up drama for the hell of it.

[fruitsofhell]

(RTDL DX LORE STUFF RAMBLING)

This is a genuine question to anyone reading, does the lore given in RTDL DX not feel a bit shoddier than the series' writing is?

Atleast in comparison to KSA and KatFL. I know people have gripes with the 3ds games but they didn't pull stuff as confusing as sending a canonically sending a character to a spinoff universe or erasing a point of origin.The more I think about the new Magolor stuff the just more confusing it is to me in a way I definiteky did not feel with KatFL. Like Elfilis's origins before being captured were vague, but you get the idea it was a force of nature - an "invasive species" - and then when you meet Forgo it has clear motivation if being upset for being trapped for so long.

The Jamba are from ancient times and have a blood feud, Haltmann was an inventor who was consumed busy his company, Sectonia was a monarch from the sky consumed by greed because of a corrupt mirror; and originally I would say Magolor was a Halcandran who wanted to rule over the ruins of his wasteland home, but now he isn't. And I'll be fair, that was totally speculative, but atleast because it was left open it was valid speculation. The thing now is we know he isn't from Halcandra. Alright, where is he from then? DONT KNOW! What brought him to Halcandra and the Lor? He's a traveller and was enticed by all the machinery there because he's an engineering nerd, he wants to build a theme park. AWESOME. And he read a book about stuff so now he's interested in Halcandran history, cool. Why does he want the Master Crown then?

I was personally staked in him being from Halcandra cause I could gleam motivation from that, from the removal of that background and the new info given, his motivations for wanting the Master Crown don't make sense anymore. He is a cunt, yes, but not really in such a universe conquering megalomaniac way? Even Marx just wanted to mess around with Popstar and have power, Magolor wanted a crown, a source of limitless power, world-ending and for what? What does that have to do with engineering marvels and theme parks? These are silly kiddie platformers and "because he's evil" is a valid motivation, but not usually for Kirby these days?

There's usually this underlying layer of tragedy or past slighting that motivates characters in Kumazaki's games, even ones who came off as comically evil like the Jamba. And I'm just confused, cause Magolor was one of the first characters he and the team wrote so I would think a remake would be an opportunity to better flesh out him out, but a lot of it feels like details sloppily added to flesh stuff out meaninglessly. And with how much Kumazaki emphasizes keeping stuff open for interpretation, it really would have been wiser to leave some of those details behind.

Oh lord and then I haven't even gotten into Merry Magoland and Kirby Clash. The Magolor theme park thing had been established for over a decade, a year after the original game it was set up as Magolor's "redemption". And admittedly both that and his appearance in Clash were established in spin-offs, but the first one was established forced s d most cleanly. Magolor Epilogue could have just been him returning to Popstar but instead we throw him in an AU and leave the pre-established conclusion as dubiously canon? And there is totally more character arc to be gleamed out of him being in the Clash universe, but we also could have gone through that with the Epilogue...

And then on top of that, I had higher expectations for the world building in Magolor Epilogue. Forgotten Land weaved together its plot and characters with the history of the world very well, and I was hoping Magolor and HALCANDRA could get similar treatment too. It is a tiny little mode, but we all noticed how much text space for the bosses were taken up by repeating that line about how they're collecting apples for their boss, right? It was a big missed opportunity. And (very personal nitpick here) if you were going to remove a character's connection to Halcandra, it would be nice if that void of connections was filled with actual lore.

I'm still working on my organized theory for all this new stuff, and I totally admit I'm biased and some of this disappointment is coming from personal headcanon, but I cannot shake the feeling that there was something off about the writing in this remake.

[slashingdisneypasta]

I have more to add onto the Riding Hood Y/N I'd you'd like!

- I'm thinking maybe it was Granny who encountered Y/N first. Like the other two go around knocking on pigs and goats' houses; Granny did break into grandmas' house too, but first he was wandering around the forest in his story. So maybe, he's going through the motions of his fairytale, but instead of running into Little Red, he finds Y/N. And instead of just blindly trusting his niceness like Little Red, she just offer him food in exchange for their life safety. It catches him off guard. And once he meets back with Big Bad and Kiddy, he tells them about this new woman he encountered the gave him free food- and before Y/N knows it, she's got the whole pack sniffing at them for a free meal XD

Or maybe it was Big Bad or Kiddy that met them first. Maybe one of them knocked on Y/N's door, choosing to try their luck with this house instead. Y/N knows that if they let Big Bad/Kiddy in, they're in trouble. But she doesn't have the luck of having a 'happy ending' like the three little pigs or the seven little kids, so she tries to make peace with the wolf instead by giving him her food. And he, especially if this is manipulative Big Bad, realizes that he and his pals should take this opportunity.

- I'm thinking maybe this Y/N is one of those characters that don't have a story like Ricky. Either that or her fairytale simply doesn't have a prince (like maybe she's supposed to save herself? Or there's some unexpected hero, like her neighbor or something). Which would kinda explain the more free will she has. Not to mention the fact that the wolves could use the fact that Y/N wouldn't have a prince charming coming to her rescue 👀

- This is more cute than anything. But imagine that once they all start growing closer, or at least she grows more confident that she's not going to die, Y/N starts actually bringing food specific to the wolves' tastes! (It'd also just generally be a good idea to keep the wolves on their good side; less chance of them getting tired of this deal and just eating her). Like they get plenty of meat for Big Bad, knowing that he likes a nice red meal. She brings Granny meat that still have the bone on them (ribs, legs, wings, etc). And she remembers how Kiddy seems to like starchy foods too, like bread and potatoes. Also brings him just a little bit more since he's so skinny. This however, just cements it further in their minds that Y/N would make a great mate~

This is all I got so far. I'm having so much fun with this (and your Princess Y/N fairytale!) XD what do you think?

'But she doesn't have the luck of having a 'happy ending' like the three little pigs or the seven little kids' and 'Not to mention the fact that the wolves could use the fact that Y/N wouldn't have a prince charming coming to her rescue' are sending me into inspiration oblivion!! I love this, reader being separate from the stories and having to try and live with what rules (/lack of advantage) that that position provides plus the wolves using that to their advantage!! Oooh, good stuff, good stuff-

I love all the rest of this too, its allll good stuff! So cute <3<3<3