#selfserve

[resinfood]

The Self Serve Banquet

Hands as cutlery again, or rather the tooth pick. Excess not a luxury here - nothing refined about a swath of custard creams.

[rolandkaros]

[echoes-lighthouse]

Shoutout to the selfshippers that wouldn't want an IRL relationship that matches the one that they create with their f/os.

I love the lesbian/gay selfshippers who have f/os of the opposite gender, and aro/ace selfshippers who include romance or sex in their selfships.

I love the touch-adverse people who write headcanons about cuddling.

I love the selfshippers who write about toxic dynamics and stockholm syndrome and age gaps.

I love the selfshippers whose self-inserts use different pronouns than they do.

I love selfshippers that have kids with their f/os, even if they don't want to be a parent IRL.

I love you all: what you write about in fiction doesn't make your lived experiences less valid. It's normal to explore selfships and fantasies that don't line up with your actual desires and goals in your own life! This should be a community where all of us are able to explore freely, because selfshipping is all about fun and fantasy, and all of us deserve to play!

[demolitionistic]

points for tan though, who really is the only bitch in this place with convictions and resolve

[ravel-ing]

why am i so bad at picking names

I usually get rid of picking a name at the very beginning of character creation, because that way I have the entire writing process to decide if it works or not, and having to pick a different one at the end, for x reasons, is TORTURE! I hate it here, save me

[metanarrates]

yjh is always a bit difficult to read but his friendship with uriel is cute 😭 I think a lot about how he had a deep relationship with uriel in round 999. she's someone he can pretty easily get close to, despite her status as archangel, and it does matter a lot that he has concerns for her safety!

[marmarthehatterverse]

So I'm gonna try and do a thing this year: Write a fanfic from start to finish. Have I ever once successfully finished writing a fanfic in my life? No. Do I have one fic on ao3 that haunts me in its lack of completion? Yes. Is the fanfic I'm going to start writing even in the same fandom as that other fic? It sure isn't. But this time I am going to try to set myself up for success instead of chaos!

I shall be trying to write a sentinel/guide Buddie (911) fic. I'm hoping that by posting this here, I will feel like I have to hold myself accountable and actually do it. It will not be done with any sort of speed. But hopefully it will get done.

[collegeboysam]

we haven't been told daniel's daughters' names right? open question as i have a half written google doc on another tab

[fives-girlfriend]

We've hit that time of night where my mood has tanked eyy

[aureliomadrid]

...wonderingaboutthestudentwhodrivesthishummerwithbluewheelsaretheydevotedtotheirstudys&considerateoraretheyshallow&selfserving?

[painfullysugaroverdosedddd]

LOL uuyou as a man cant trick me I DID THE SAME i played the same and it because of the same intentions that youre denying. i know what you are and i know what you want/ so fuck off. i was right from the beginnimg abt everything abt men and you showed me after all that my points are true.

[rolandkaros]

[goblinselfshippr]

Rewriting my little personal fic. There is no dragon born in it for two reasons:

1: because I dont wanna do any of that shit myself (or make my s/i that) lol

2: Everyone firmly believes that f.arkas is dragon born/PC-sexual. I get it, but it's best we dont give "competition" to someone who can and would cast a light spell at 500x strength and effectively vaporize every other organic thing in the area. Luce, come get your damn niece, she's foaming at the mouth again.

[chriswhodrawsstuff]

Work shy?

You can always tell when the Tories are desperate because I get picked on. While I like to think of them squirming in the gradual realisation that they are heading for a wipeout at the next general election, I am fuming that I, like many of the sick and disabled of Britain are yet again being targeted on by the tories and their client media. There is this perpetual myth put about that we are…

[rockinjohnny]

James O'Brien: How Tories destroyed Britain