#seinfeld voice not that theres anything wrong with that

[namethatghostling]

its kind of funny how senshi gets so interested in cooking monsters and living off of what he finds and cultivates in the dungeon largely because of this horrible traumatic event he endured which made him understand the value and privilege of being able to eat a nutritious meal and also put in perspective the way the dungeon is an ecosystem of its own and to gain sustenance from it is to become a part of it in a way that is beautiful but also alienating from the rest of society as well as instilling in him a firm belief in cooking as a means to nurture the young and the weak and then laois is interested in cooking monsters because its literally just his special interest

[dateamonster]

the creeping sense of dread when i see a horror media related video essay titled something like "womanhood is horror" or "the horrors of femininity" and knowing i want to watch it because 1) i love women and 2) i love the horrors but at the same time knowing girlhood/womanhood is a vast category encompassing a lot of very different experiences and the op is probably not going to want to get into all that so what im most likely going to end up watching is another video about like the pregnancy subtext in alien and then a solid thirty minutes dedicated to just summarizing the plot of jennifers body

[dykeslimecicle]

naked men on the trending page???

[bread--quest]

oh g-d my post has reached people who put christian in their bio. jewish fear

[eggbagelz]

Seeing so much marcoh/olivia stuff is strange bc i interprered marcoh's protectiveness of olivia as olivia reminding him of his sister so GDJGJ

[normalbrothershow]

what spn ship do you want to take away from the fandom at large because you're certain they don't get it like you do?

samjohn..sorta? i want it to be more popular but at the same time nobody gets it 😑😑😑 everyone is like why? they arent even like that? theres nothing to work with? and most of what there is is just like. john being 10x more abusive than canon or sam turned into a sextoy (*seinfeld voice* not that theres anything wrong with that. but let him keep a Little personality please!). i could write essays on why their relationship is more interesting (to me) than deanjohn both in general and in relation (hah) to incest... but i need to be in the right headspace to do that. a full meta post by me is a once-every-few-months occurrence

[liverpool-enjoyer]

Hi Max!

Do you have any liverpool ships?

hey lovely anon!!!

so uh this might seem strange coming from a liverpool fan that loves shipping as much as i do but i actually,,, dont ship anyone on the team??? n ik i write virgisson sometimes but i actually dont even ship em, i jus put em in my fics cause my friends like em n i like making my friends happy.

for me liverpool is the ultimate family fc team. not that theres anything WRONG w shipping liverpool players (you hafta read that in jerry seinfelds voice), i jus personally dont see anything romantic between any of em. like at all.

[mino2aur]

seinfeld voice not that theres anything wrong with that

[stonyponyofficial]

hello i've got a twofer for you :3c hope that's alright......

one is if you could be transformed into some variety of mythical or supernatural beast right now, what sort would you choose to be?

two is do you have any kind of bucket list? something you've always wanted to do but haven't gotten the chance yet?

oh yeah thats fine the last one had like 4 hidden and tucked away. seinfeld voice not that theres anything wrong with that. ill answer sooooooooooooo many questions (so send her some)

1 looking at list of mythical beasts voice ohhhhbh yeah... thats sick... awrsomeright im answering a question. well i was gonna answer something relatively normal until i found the Azukiarai/Azukitogi at the end of the alphabetical list for A on winkipedia. these are creatures that. well. they wash and grind their azuki beans (respectively, literally what their names mean) by a stream, and anyone who approaches "will inevitably fall in the water" because u see this is a scheme for eating people. not the beans im preparing right at this second mind u. why i would even have a little song about it that i sing to draw u near and it might go a little something like "Will I grind my azuki beans, or will I get a person to eat? shoki shoki" aaaaaaaand ur in the water. um normal answer id be a pegasus for no reason whatsoever stop looking at my profile picture. start looking at my hooves and massive wings, betch. < jesse pinkasus btw

2 an actual list, i do not have. feels too big. scary even. like if i said to myself i wanted to do something and then never did and also died id be sooooo embarraassed, while dead, than if i had just never done it anyway but never said i wanted to. initially im thinking just stuff like "i wanna visit this place and do this there" which at first dont feel like good enough answers until i realize going places and doing things there is just what people do anyway, until they die. so there are perhaps a few places id like to go as well as things id like to do there. um sorry number one is japan and i would be the most embarassing person to be with. its so prettyyy and it would be awesome for learning the language mroe. 100 percent language immersion babey.. . i wanna learn japanese, i guess is another thing. and probably more useful languages to my everyday life too! idk if this is bucket list material or just things i want to do. i would also like to go somewhere with a mountain someday i think. my area is renowned for its flatness and lack of buildings, so perhaps i would like to be somewhere with those things :3 maybe even.. go near the moutain.. . O.O no. not yet. far too scary by far.

[grecoromanyaoi]

ive had an influx of followers who are. idk how to say this. not just muslim bloggers but specifically only blog about islam which like. *seinfeld voice* not that theres anything wrong with that! im just wondering what theyre getting from this blog.

[lifeduringwar-time]

maybe its just bcuz im a little tipsy rn But im gonna admif this website gives me hope. well you guys like a lot of pathetic men

[stupidstupidratcreatures]

i gotta say it's like really funny opening up disco elysium and getting hit w the big "MADE IN UNITY". like it just feels so out of place

[rraakkee]

my art fight defenses rn

[shkspr]

Hellooooo I started following you because of that really really popular post you did about people not caring about stuff and how that makes them bad friends actually and that was a big big relief because I get really down on myself for being a Burden for my Whatever(s) and you were like “That’s dumb?” and I was like :0 :,) so thank you!

And I wanted to send you a random ask blah blah etc. because I saw that post and so I will because it’s allowed. What are your favorite:

- colors?

- animals?

- books?

- songs?

- superheroes?

- [anything else you want to add!]

Thank you!! <3

ahh im glad that post resonated with you<33 and thank you for sending this!!

my favorite colors besides green are yellow and orange and purple and red. but like muted colors mostly not like firetruck red or magenta or anything like that. seinfeld voice not that theres anything wrong with that!

i talked about my favorite animal species on the last ask so now im going to tell you my favorite specific animals:

my cat

my mom’s cat who is basically my cat

my girlfriend’s cat

my aunt’s tiny chihuahua/lab mix who clings like a koala and snorts like a pig and is named after rey from star wars but her name is rae bc my uncle didnt know how to spell rey from star wars

all of my friends’ cats

all of my friends’ non-cat pets (sorry)

nibbler from futurama

my favorite books!!!!! are:

jane eyre

hamlet (is a play obviously but i own four or five copies and ive read it upwards of twenty times and it is a book)

the phantom tollbooth

the princess bride

good omens

wuthering heights

anything leonard cohen except for beautiful losers

my favorite songs is more complicated bc i dont have like a set List of Favorites like i do with other things bc there are just too many songs yk. but heres a selection of songs off the top of my (not entirely sober) head that are perennial favorites of mine:

a better son/daughter rilo kiley

bridge over troubled water

gucci gucci by kreayshawn

wasabi by little mix

literally every single mountain goats song but shoutout to autoclave my forever fave

also literally every single mika song but special shoutout to elle me dit and good guys and no place in heaven

and literally every single daisy the great song but special shoutout to glitter and persephone and time machine

piano man

fuck it. all too well

it’s alright and so down mother mother

my favorite superhero. is buffy the vampire slayer :^) thats not meant to be a Statement of any kind it is just the answer to that question

my favorite vegetable recipe is roasted or grilled onion mushroom and zucchini with a good helping of salt and pepper and the chewy brown edges, served over rice with your protein of choice (i prefer tofu or chicken) and you can use teriyaki sauce or lemon butter or anything you want !

AND my favorite flavor of ice cream is strawberry cheesecake :^)

[3000s]

Youre so hot and not bald looking at all. (Jerry seinfeld voice) not that theres anything wrong with that

what if i did this

[johnbottoms]

wait ur telling me the *straight ppl voice* not that theres anything wrong w that!! gay post on here is like . entirely based on the seinfeld episode... LKJGDJKFGL