#seekinglouis

[nerdjocktyrant]

6. louis, albus, rose

Zombie apocalypse? Better than cuddling one of the Wicked Witch’s ilk. Al’s ( @hungryhearted ) on my zombie apocalypse team, sorry Lou & Rosie —- we’ll be a battle couple, him collecting a throng of innocents to protect, being a leader and all, and me probably defending him and them. His height’s super unhelpful when trying to avoid zombies, but he’s pretty cute sometimes, so I’ll let it slide —- besides, he can be a beacon to the strays we collect, I guess? Silver linings, there you go, and James said I sucked at them, so suck on that, Jamie. All right, probably betray Louis ( @seekinglouis ), because I think he’ll survive that and honestly, probably reasonable enough not to take it too personally? He is dramatic (I’m allowed to say that, as his friend), so there’s that, but I think he’d take it over death. Can’t save the world/be a curse-breaking wunderkind with me/eventually take over the world if he’s dead, yeah? And I’m really sorry, Rose ( @bewareofthorns ), but I’ll have to kill you. I’m pretty sure you’d do the same to me to save Hugo, which is kind of comforting, and also while you’re totally smart, you probably come with the same issues as Lou when it comes to being annoying during the apocalypse (like, zombie apocalypses suck and it’s really shitty that this is happening to these people who never consented to become these things, but when we’re at risk of death in the middle of fighting them is super not the time for this discourse) and also you might not get over the betrayal option, so, death. Think of it this way —- you don’t have to decide whether or not it’s a war crime to kill a zombified house elf during the apocalypse if you’re dead.

[bewareofthorns]

👀 + if you had to cut one of your cousins from the family tree, who would you choose and why? (xoxo anon)

what? i love all my cousins equally and i would never—– oh, i have to pick one? er i mean, i wouldn’t want— okay fine! molly, then. 

tell her that and it’s all over for you. 

[audreyselwyn]

1. freya, violet, rose

FUCK | MARRY | KILL

      oh merlin, do we really have to do this again? and what an appalling selection. if i so must, let’s suppose i’d fuck freya ( @wolfsbanepotion ), marry violet ( @ofvixlcts ), kill rose ( @bewareofthorns ). really, hardly any thought has been put into this other than my most basic thought, so don’t take anything to heart, my darlings – and don’t think it’s a desire, either.

[hardheartd]

4. gemma, genie, odilia

adopt, be adopted by, marry

“You’re such a cruel little fuck, Louis. I’d have to say… marry Gemma ( @gemmagamp ) and kill that little bitch in her sleep. No prenup - so much money. Most of which would be donated to causes working against her fascist, racist, and bigoted cause. Really make her turn in her grave. Probably adopt Odilia ( @keepsschasing ), I really just want her to have deal with the muggle world for like.. a day. Ice Queen would lose her mind. And honestly, none of this rich fuckers would last a day living with me - not only because of their lack of morality but because they couldn’t live without the finest luxuries. Which leaves being adopted by Genie ( @iphgenias ) which is… not ideal to say the least. But I suppose I could pull an Orphan (2009) and drown her in a frozen river with some very on brand flair.”

[lionheartedxdominique]

6 victoire, louis, bill

6. Kill, betray, have on your zombie apocalypse team

“Oh, I really hate this? Because I would literally never kill anyone in my family? It’s like, the worst thing but I’ll play along. I’d have Louis on my zombie apocalypse team because he’s my baby brother and I have to protect him. And I’d betray Victoire because she’s the cleverest person I know so she’d be able to figure out how to make it work. And then because justice is beautiful, I’d kill Dad. Thanks Dad.” ( @shiningbrightvictoire @seekinglouis @billiams )

[theosdoros-blog1]

👄 + louis

@seekinglouis

“ oh fuck that guy! righteous little bitch. louis fucking weasley, with his head so up his own ass and the ass of literally every wannabe revolutionary. he has no notion of the real world, it’s like he never left the children’s tales era. naive little shit, fucking FIGHT ME.

                    also, seriously, he has such a whinny face, it was genetic destiny i guess. “

[hardheartd]

2 - victoire, dominique, louis

marry, cuddle, sleep with

“Hm, this whole thing is a bit weird because I consider most of the Wotacour brood, as I call them, to be my family ( emphasis on most, excluding Nat, obviously ) but I’ll play. I’d probably fuck Dom ( @lionheartedxdominique ) - she’s a wild child and I’m fuckin here for it. Marry Victoire ( @shiningbrightvictoire ) because she’s absolutely gorgeous and I want to listen to her talk about anything ever. She also has lovely hair and I have a bit of a weakness for that. I’d cuddle with Louis ( @seekinglouis ) because we’re both too gay for the other options.” She coughed after the word gay, the word she used a lot suddenly turning ashy in her mouth. She couldn’t really get into the ongoing crisis she was having about that term so she just smiled. 

[lionheartedxdominique]

👀 best and worst thing about vic and louis?

“I really don’t know how to answer this? Victoire always always gets me, like she and I have a lot of personality similarities so I know she understands what I’m going through and how I’m feeling - which actually answers both sides. It’s great that she gets me so well but it sucks sometimes when I want to avoid talking about stuff and she knows it and won’t let me. And actually, it’s the same with Louis because I love that he’s so willing to do the right thing but I fucking hate that he’s going to get himself into trouble at school and I can’t be there to help him.” ( @shiningbrightvictoire @seekinglouis )