#seekeraircaptain

[ask-sg-optimus-prime]

Lord Optimus prime. You seemed to have a lot of different to kill bots so if don't mind me asking. What's the best way to kill Megatron in ur opinion?

The best way to kill Megatron?

Slowly, methodically, and - most importantly - agonizingly.

[dailydoseoflogic]

Hippy hoppy Megatron sucks at killing seekers anywayss How had ya been doing Shockwave?

I have been....surviving. What if yourself, and the others?

[tf-sweetlight]

@decepticonjusticedivisonrevival @seekeraircaptain I have a surprise for you two~

[ask-one-badassatron]

. . . Would it be wrong to claim you as my child?

No! Claim away!

[ask-smokescreen]

Knockout was glitching about you earlier now I see why. Who even gave you that color idea?

What, red, white, and blue? Oh man, it's SUCH a bad color scheme, isn't it? Most bots can't pull off one of those colors, much less three. I didn't know you were such an expert in color theory!

I'll be sure to let Starscream know you hate that color combination. He's your boss or landlord or whatever, right? This one?

[primuses-least-favorite-child]

Sooo ur still online? :P surpised Primus hasn't taken you back to the all spark with the rest of the primes ANYWAYSSS What's ur opinion the seekers? :D

Well... I fought alongside many of you during my time as a general. Many of you were noble, diceplined warriors, especially the commander of the high guard Starscream.

[total-knockout-one-77]

Knockout be honest. How many versions of you are there?

How would I know? I've only met one...

If there's two of us that most mean there are more..

[tf-sweetlight]

S-she likes it?! ٩(○ö○)۶

Yesyesyesyesyes! Please tell her that Nickel and I would love to speak to her~ °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

Slipstream is currently clicking like a fragging sparkling because some bot pretty sure a certain pink one gave her a necklace, and I have never seen her this happy besides when she got her macaw Workingfire. (Stallout) On the bright side we get to use her acc >:D (Blackout)

[dailydoseoflogic]

Pokes with long stick Shockwave are you alive and well?

Alive? Affirmative. Well? That is subjective. Borderline philosophical, even. But I am functional, yes.

How goes the exodus, Slipstream?

[tf-sweetlight]

*Insert loud dragging noises as Slipstream runs at Sweetlight before pickin her up and giving her a big oi sloppy kiss* :> BYE NOW-

[Sweetlight stands there love struck for a moment before snapping out of it]

Wait! I want more kisses!

[ask-one-badassatron]

You are my child now :3 I will commit warcrimes for you BADASSATRON.

Wh-what? Warcrimes? I've been down here long enough.

[tf-sweetlight]

WHAT?!

WHERE ARE YOU?!

@seekeraircaptain HELP!!!

Hey, Starscream? I made something for Aurora.

⊂(´･◡･⊂ )

I… uh… I know probably should have asked you before giving it to her but I was just really excited, you know??? ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭

But I just wanted you know that the box in her room is a music box and not like a… bomb… (ૢ•᷄⊱•᷅ ॢ)

~ @tf-sweetlight

yea cool I’m like fuckin dyin rn 👍

[chronosmythed]

Simple question for you, Whirl what is your opinion on Earth's music?

FUNKYTOWN

It's fun. I made myself a playlist of my favorites.

(X)

I like disco and classic rock the most.

[weird-looking-decepticon]

Good lord this ask is so weird but just listen to me on this one PLEASE

What if big seekers/warframe seekers like Blackout from the seekeraircaptain blog are very, VERY violent, like far beyond any other warframes. They have no issue hurting their partner while interfacing they have no regard for safety or making sure their partner is alright. Now the REALLY weird part :")

Spikes with spines and other horrific stuff on them. may have something to do with seeker warframes being originally designed by a prime (Cough cough Megatronus) for some of the most violent wars in cybertronian history and why they likely only really mate with each other and then there's Skywarp and Blackout Sky's going to have A LOT of issues with Mr out 

Okay first of all seeing this with only the first part was terrifying but in a good way, I love it when people are unhinged.

Secondly, while they can definitely be aggressive and wild, perhaps biting down on throats or pinning their partners down, clawing and scoring plating, over all just being feral, I do also believe that they are very carefully despite that. Having no concern for your partner kinda goes against what seekers are which are pack oriented but don’t get me wrong I can definitely see someone going way too overboard. I can see larger seekers being violent towards smaller ones, perhaps similar to how alligators behave? Plus or minus the cannibalism.

Now! I don’t think spines on spikes or other stuff for that matter are necessarily horrific(perhaps because I’m way too used to evolutionary biology, besides humans have similar adaptations we aren’t necessarily normal, male human reproductive organs are hypothesized to be designed to scrape out semen from other potential males). But I like the idea that breeding leans more into a cultural context, it’s an interesting idea, one that I find myself enjoying! It does make the idea however of giving a seeker oral very difficult, because ow I wouldn’t not want that in my mouth. At this point just make oral illegal for seekers because their second set of denta and the spike spines, valve only oral I suppose.

And you assume Skywarp wouldn’t love anything more than to be torn apart by his boyfriend, that little fucker is kinky and would probably get off on cannibalism.

[lord-starscream]

ALL THE RP BLOGS I KNOW

SEEKERS

@seekeraircaptain

@sky-n-thunder

@skywarping-thundercrackers

@warp-and-novaes

@tfp-shattered-glass-trine

MEGATRONS

@am-i-retired-yet

@ask-tfone-megatron

@exiled-megs

@theslagmaker

@d-16-megatronus-fan

OPTIMI

@ask-tfp-optimus-blog

@ask-tfone-optimus

@ask-orion-pax

@ask-tfa-optimus

@optimus-prime-tfp

@autobots-roll-out-op

@tfp-orion-pax

@tfp-sg-optimus-blog

ELITAS

@ask-elita-one

@ask-elitaone

SOUNDWAVES

@silenceofthewave

@commanderwithakitten

@5oundwave5

@soundwaveofficial

@ask-tfp-soundwave

KNOCKOUTS

@knockouts-highbeams

@total-knockout-one-77

@knockouts-medibay

@doc-knock-out

@ask-knockout-bloodlines

BADASSITRONS

@badassitron

@ask-one-badassatron

@badassitron-127

STARSCREAMS

@lord-starscream

@ask-1984-starscream

@screamlordstar

@starscream7799

@tfesstarscream

RATCHETS

@ask-ratchet-the-medic

@ask-ratchet-ratchet

@ask-ratchet-tfp-blog

SHOCKWAVES

@dailydoseoflogic

@ask-tfp-shockwave

THE PRIMES

@primuses-least-favorite-child

@sentinel-is-a-traitorous-glitch

@solus-prime

@one-and-only-alpha-trion

EXTRAS (AKA UNIQUE ENOUGH TO NOT NEED A WHOLE SECTION)

@hash-of-the-tag

@ask-smokescreen

@decepticonjusticedivisonrevival

@ask-tf-earthspark-arcee

@ask-one-jazz

@askjazz

@ask-earthspark-breakdown

@totalownage42

@fixit-fixit

@nyoomingwybie

@123mirage

@medixrescuebot

@tarn-of-the-djd

@blu-panic

@xretiredcommanderx

@vehicon3529

@askrodimusprime

@sunders-holding-chamber

@polyhexing

@kade-burns

AND…THESE TWO…

@sentinelprimesupperhalf

@sentinelprimelowerhalf

I WILL BE ADDING MORE AS I CHECK WHO IM FOLLOWING, FEEL FREE TO COMMENTS ONES IVE FORGOTTEN TOO

[tf-sweetlight]

@seekeraircaptain without me?! -`д´-

Tarn Tarnnnnn I'm gonna frag ur "adopted" creator :3 Nickel

..WHAT.