#seeing people who make me feel not great and going ‘UGH WHO SHAT THE BED’ is so.

[katierosefun]

. . . my mom spent the last 30 minutes saying the names of shitty people, to which i had to yell, “똥pipe!” (which roughly translates to shit-pipe), and if that doesn’t feel therapeutic i don’t know what does

[sodiumqueen]

upd8 “liveblog” obviously, spoilers below

heads up i chose candy first *slams fist on the table* free the clown, free the clown yeah wow thanks. someone just farted in my hands and said “here’s your story” yes, we get it, you know we wanted to give Gamzee a redemption arch, and then you shat the bed in act 6 making it even worse for any hope of an arch, that doesn’t mean the request wasn’t valid, but thanks for the mockery I guess??? like we didn’t get enough shit from the fucking fandom. THANKS. wow. oh wow it’s getting worse? how is it getting worse. This is hilarious. This is beyond insulting. Fuck you. No. Yeah, see, you know what you did. You wrote an abuse victim and then you mocked people for IDENTIFYING WITH HIM, and made him someone else’s abuser. That was shit writing and you are a shit for writing it. Fuck you for that, and fuck you for this.

The rest of my excitement for this fucking comic has just died in the water.

---- anyways----

I don’t give a fuck about Kanaya and Rose, I just don’t connect with their stilted, poised bullshit. I like Kanaya and Rose separately, but together they bore the everloving fuck out of me. “Poised lesbians” no bye. Rowdy, disaster lesbians > Rosekanaya I’m feeling a bit better about the ending, one because Karkat just appeared and I love any and all of Karkat’s dialog because his personality archetype is and always has been my kryptonite but also because I got up, got a drink and talked to my roommates. The  sun is shining, I can still write fanfic, and there will be life beyond this terrible webcomic. I do love shitty and domestic DaveKat, and if there’s not DaveKat in both sides of this epilogue I’m calling this entire comic a fucking wash. You may take the clown, but you will never take, the DaveKat. (if one of them dies I’m going to flip every fucking shit I have)

are they going to fuck????????????? WHAT IS HAPPENING?

OK but who sticks their fingers in someone’s mouth to flirt, ew jade No. Youd on’t do that IN THE COLD. that’s something when you’re in the HEAT of the moment, it’s not a match. fucking real jade. wow.

“KARKAT: WHATEVER YOU SAY, DAVE “NOT XENOPHOBIC” STRIDER.“ See, This is the shit that I’m here for. Thank you for Karkat. He’s the only thing I’m getting out of this epishit. “Jade pinches his ear and twists hard, smiling pleasantly. JADE: get fucked karkat“ I’m also here for this, this is great. I’ll take 100 more pages of this, stat. Ah man, It really feels like I'm reading fanfic and NOT Homestuck. Feels weird. "KARKAT: THIS IS WHY I HATE LEAVING THE *FUCKING HOUSE*!!!!!!!" Karkat is the best thing in homestuck. Fuck all naysayers. "DAVE: nah i just had a sudden need for a bro down DAVE: just an unquenchable thirst to be showered in a flashstorm of righteous bro juice JOHN: yikes. DAVE: gotta guzzle the shit out of it like gatorade after a sports match DAVE: help me out here my brolectrolytes are low” Dave is the best human. He's narrowly beating Jade because Jade is being very weird as an adult. This is painful. This? This here? I can see why Karkat iddn't want discussed. It is painful to look at. I am looking at it and it is uncomfortable. "JOHN: i almost managed to forget that she was trying to fuck you and karkat." - wow whawt also on a darker note, I am technically here for this. well bye dirk. I wish they'd stop puppeting Gamzee in front of me. Fuck you. So Jane is going to run for president. I guess this is why it’s important to read one before the other. The universes run parallel and they spoil each other. I’m real done with them waving the dead corpse of Gamzee in my face. Fuck you still. It’s ruining the epilogue. I get that they're going for a fanfic feel and they've reached it. There's nothing homestuck about this shit. It's fanfic all the way down. Also in proper fanfic/homestuck form I'm skipping the boring and terrible bits. wow it's reached new hights of bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It just keeps getting worse it's incredible!!!!! this is not homestuck Well thank god, Sollux and Aradia free us. There is no hope. We are in the Bad Universe. This is the Bad universe where Homestuck was written Bad by idiots. thank fuck for Meena and Karkat. I love them, they are my last bastion of hope for this garbage tale of trash. I’m just sorta.... reading it. Letting the words happen at me. I’m over it. “ARADIA: you werent even sympathetic to the very story it seemed you were trying to get me invested in from the beginning ARADIA: almost like a mean prank!“ (almost like what happened with gamzee, *gasp*) DAVE: um i guess also your charisma and likability and shit KARKAT: YEAH. KARKAT: YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT...  KARKAT: I’M PRETTY SURE I CAN FAKE THOSE THINGS WELL ENOUGH. DAVE: oh also DAVE: your weirdly sincere humility KARKAT: I PREFER THE TERM “SELF LOATHING” ACTUALLY. help i still love these boys thhey’re not gonna kiss are they. we’re getting eternally cockblocked here. KARKAT: I KNOW THAT YOU PERISH LIKE A DELICATE LILAC BLOOM IN THE FUCKING DESERT IF NOT SHOWERED WITH MY VERBAL ATTENTION AT ALL TIMES. man i love this tho KARKAT: MY MORNING WORKOUT?? KARKAT: I COULDN’T THINK OF A MORE OFFENSIVELY PRESUMPTUOUS PHRASE IF I TRIED. there’s my boy!! FUCK you, you made me read Terezi and John making out. “here’s your davekat, I GUESS” *tosses it on the goddamn floor* fuking ugh this epilogue. It’s like someone cooked you a fucking mouthwatering t-bone steak, and right before you take a bite, they just PISS all over it. i take it back they are cute in this scene I am freed from this terrible webcomic. Davekat has set me free. It is the only worthwhile thing here. I am leaving. It’s over.

[vertigoambrosia]

i’m exhausted but let’s see how much of road to new york i can watch

awww look at veit in the intro!

and karsten!

starting off with the new cham calling me a bitch

i know i always complain about the vimeo roku app but jesus christ three minutes in it starts desyncing that’s just teasing

chromecast please be less shitty than the last time

i accidentally went to bed instead of actually trying chromecast but i swear i am going to get throigh the entire show without going to sleep again

man this promo is so bland compared to usualy bobby stufrr

it’s kinda like...generic face

‘i always play fair’ really andy?

also - he’s coming to vinny to complain?

oh boywhat is this man cooking up

?? um why did this recap of the tag title change not include brookes cheating? that’s like...kind of an important plot point?

oh wait i guess we’re just supposed to be happy schadenfreude are here or something

i’ve got nothing against them but i adore rise and i kind of feel like this is undermining them since like, schadenfreude are a big uk thing so of COURSE everyone

brookes you show up like three times a year and two of those are the biggest events of the year shut the fuck up

that’s a little bit of an exaggeration but like...ehhhhhhhhh

the thing is that it’s not such bullshit that people will boo it or mock like - like, its not ridiculoise enouigh

oh it’s jurn. come to fight marius.

ugh he didn’t even drramatically take off the cape

actually it would be nice if the shotgun title changed hands on a rando road to show

not that i really want jurn to have a belt right now though

the gayest pin wins it

that was a really short match too...

KARSTEN

IN HIS GOLD BOWTIE

i can’t be cranky about this

oh boy

HE JUST ATE HIS APPLE

i am choosing to believe karsten is subtly shitting on the whole nick hein situation

‘yes fans, i was watching at home like ???? as well’

that shirt irie has is kind of amazing

i am....not exactly excited about a fourth bobby

HAHAHAHA THIS OVERDUB MUSIC FOR EMIL

IT WAS DEFINITELY NOT THAT SILLY CREEPY PIANO IN PERSON, RIGHT?

am i remmbering it wrong?

THIS STROBE

HIS EYELINER

oh this is........

he is actually an emo

emil is 20000% the wrong person for this gimmick

CROWCHESTER

please give us a crowchester promo i need to hear this strange bird child speak

my friend was talking about how her husband is suprisingly into supernatural and i told her about crowchester and she thought it was the funniest fucking thing on the planet

this is a lil rough around the edges but thats ok

marius wtf stay away from these nice boys

oh here comes sad emo

marius can’t stay away from the older men can he

wow i did not recognize pretty bastards in normal clothes

man they used to have title cards for everyone

i love lucky holding up the trophy to schadenfreude

WHOLESOME TIME

aw but pete is mad

strict father

awww don’t scold him

now i have to scold pete on twitter for being too stern with his son

yuu is going back to japan in april and that makes me sad

they really need to work on an actual regular womens roster again

wesna: *chops yuu*

yuu: *chops wesna back*

wesna: how dare u

i know wesna is pretty firmly in gwf so that’s probably why she doesn’t show up often

but i wish we had like...enough comen that we had feuds or at least ineractions outside of the title scene

i mean, last tour we at least had kelly being confused by kris

but at this point kelly is apparently out of the title scene, yuu is leaving in a month,

huh, surprised wesna won that, especially since yuu has been booked pretty strongly in the matches she’s in

oh i guess maybe we will get toni vs wesna?

david :(

btw in case you hadn’t heard david starr did a great promo for an roh championship match where he totally shat on sinclair broadcasting, their parent company who is also really shitty and roh does NOT like being reminded that they’re attached to them

aw david

one of the reasons i love david starr is those moments where he starts freaking out and has to stop to recollect his regather his words

i like when heroes get “over” emotional and they’re still heroes and strong and it matters a lot to me, a person with too many emotions

‘alan, appreciate what you do...please leave right now

david :(

i want to say the arrows are definitely winning this but idk

i like the arrows but pretty bastards are sillier as characters

also i love that a boy named ‘maggot’ is a silly pretty boy

the son of nothing...but also beautiful

that one promo they had that was just them arguing about who was hotter was comedy gold

also remember the time ahura got a shotgun title shot just cause he obliviously walked through an outdoor smoking break and bobby got mad at him?

LOL THAT BACK BODY DROP

boys maybe you’d hit crossfire more often if you didn’t scream it every time before you do it

YAY

aw veit :3

! veit’s married? i see a wedding ring

but he is a child????

so it turns out that perhaps chromecast is only kinda garbage, and my computer is super garbage???

why is ‘keine chicks’ so funny to me

NICE

hahaha ahura’s face

AWW LOOK TISCHER IS SO PROUD OF VEIT

oh uh btw does wxw know that rammstein amerika song is about how america sucks

vinny is kind of boring as a wrestler

forearm forearm forearm forearm

that happened

nice outfit veit

david honey you talk enough that you don’t need people to pass messages for your

*david voice* i’m gonna beat walter’s son and then i’m gonna beat walter

aww this is super cute

‘guy can we chill a little bit’ awww lucky

this card for revenge looks fun

lol i have less than two days to watch it before the new york show

oh julian has his (tear away) racing suit now

I’M NOT A CAR I’M NOT A CAR

i would say that emil being crazy a dude who just really wants to get destroyed would be more interesting than old man emo, but ilja already does that excellently soooooo

i mean, it’d be less embarassing/cringey, but yeah ilja already does that and is fucking extra

pfff he was in monster consulting for barely a minute

is emil having a mid life crisis

like, his ‘i don’t give a fuck’ stuff he’s doing in the ring right now is like....not the same thing as his emo demeanor and what he’s saying in promos

i would say ‘why would marius hang out with such a sad sack’ but duhhhh it’s cause emil has a BODEY

i like leon van gasteren they should keep him around for a while

he was around for like two minutes last year

wait what? if julian wasn’t the legal man, and then he tagged....why is leon still the legal man

oh last week i was leaving the train and this one lady REEKED of coconut oil and i thought of what you guys said about emil

leon is disco happiness to combat emil’s depression

thta’s anoither weird thing about emil’s gimmick - we had an actual depression storyline so it’s hard not to think about emil as being like, actually depressed? and so i’ts like...can someone just send him to a therapist? the netherlands has national health care, right?

emil vs marius? who are we supposed to root for there?

LAX vs the crown is gonna own hometown boys better win though

[morathor]

Dexter Gets Arrested

The dorm room was dark, save for the dim white light of a computer screen.  It was not quiet, however; the young man hunched over the desk was mumbling incoherently as he scrolled through the document, his voice interrupted periodically by too-sharp clicks of the mouse button.  It was going to break one of these days, but it was a cheap piece of shit, like the mouse he had broken before it, and the mouse he would break after it.

Dexter scrolled all the way back up to the top of the document and stared at it for a few more seconds, before hitting the save icon.  He saved it two more times, just to be sure, before closing out.  The essay was done, and it wasn't due for almost another week.  He had churned out nearly ten pages of solid work in just a couple of hours--another victory for doing things on his own damn schedule, for striking when the inspiration was upon him, rather than trying to force himself when he wasn't feeling so productive.

The only problem, and it hardly qualified as a problem really, was that he hadn't eaten since lunchtime and all the dining halls on campus were probably closed.  Which was stupid, utterly stupid--why did the dining halls have fixed hours?  Why did they demand you eat at certain times, what if you weren't hungry at those times, and then leave you out to dry when you really needed them?  It was bullshit.

But it was bullshit that Dexter had long since resigned himself to.  He had prepared.  He always kept some food around, just something to munch on and hold him over till morning.  With a yawn, he got to his feet and trudged across the room, turning on the light.  There was a slight whimper from a nearby mound of fluff, whose slumber had been disturbed by the sudden brightness.  Dexter mumbled an apology to the dog as he opened the mini-fridge.

Nothing.  There was nothing in the fridge.  Like there was a can of sprite and that was it.  What the shit?  Had he really forgotten to restock.  Had he really.  Forgotten.  To get more food.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuugh."  He slowly leaned backward as he groaned, until he flopped onto the floor.  He lay on his back for a few seconds and glared holes into the ceiling.

Fine.  No, it was fine.  No problem, no problem at all.  Just had to leave campus in the middle of the night, probably get mugged for all his ludicrous broke student bank.  It was fine.

He sat up and slowly got to his feet.  "Beagle, do you need to go out?"  The dog (who was decidedly not a beagle, and in fact very distinctly a corgi) whined and struggled to his feet.  Dexter took that to mean "You already woke me up so I might as well."  As Dexter checked his pockets to make sure he had everything he needed for this trip, Beagle waddled over to the door and waited patiently for his human.

Soon Dexter was leaning against the wall outside the dorm building, staring into the night sky while waiting for Beagle.  He supposed if he had to go for a walk, this was a nice night for it.  It was cool without being cold, the half-moon wasn't nearly as hard on his eyes as even a mid-morning sun, and it was blissfully quiet.  Once he had ushered his dog back into the dorm room, Dexter closed and locked it behind him, and set off into town.

It was a fairly large campus, and so it was a fairly long walk to get off it.  It was another quarter mile after passing the big front gates before he reached the corner store, by which point whatever enjoyment he had found in the night's stillness had passed.  He was tired and sore, and as he panted for breath he kept expecting his brother to show up out of nowhere and mock how out of shape he was.  Fucking Cedric.  Fuck that guy.  It didn't matter.  Dexter was in just fine shape, he was in shape enough to walk to the fuckin corner store and really what was the point of being more shaped than that?  What did you gain after that point?  So fuck that guy.  That guy was probably in bed like a chump, while Dexter was about to get some delicious fuckin pringles.

Except that the door to the store seemed to be stuck.  Dexter gave it a few more tugs just to be sure, but yeah, it definitely seemed to be stuck.  And no one was coming to help the customer who obviously wanted to get in.  Of course, how could they see him when the store was... dark...

No, no.  No.  Stores like this were supposed to be open late.  They were supposed to be open 24/7, it was like... a law.  Well it probably wasn't a law, but that was just because it was so obvious that there shouldn't have to be a law for it.  It was like a gentleman's agreement.  But, after squinting to see the sign on the door better, it seemed this store was not run by a gentleman.  It closed at midnight.  It couldn't be that late!  Why was it already closed?  Dexter fished his phone out of his pocket and checked the time.

2:17 AM.

...okay but still!  24/7!  Gentleman's agreement!  This was bullshit!  This was horse shit!  This was every kind of shit, piled into one giant manure pile, force fed to a diuretic orangutan who shat it all back out onto Dexter's life.

With a miserable groan, Dexter thumped his head into the glass of the door and tried to picture his surroundings.  Okay.  Okay there was a gas station not too far from here.  Like, two blocks.  Three?  Definitely not more than four.  They would be open.  Probably.  Unless that gas station was also run by fucking clowns who closed their stores at dumb hours as a cruel joke.  Dexter lifted his head enough to stare into the darkened store.

Fuck it.  Fuck it!  Fuck it all, fuck all of the its.  Dexter put his hand over the little padlock that held the door shut, murmuring a few words under his breath.  He could feel the metal, the tumblers inside the casing.  One of them was bent, this lock was probably such a pain to open if you used a key.  With barely a flick of his finger, he turned the tumblers all into position, straightening out the damaged one as best he could because he was just a polite human being unlike some people.  The lock clicked open and he pocketed it before stepping into the store.

It was dark enough that he had to navigate the shelves by feel.  He knocked a few things over, but eventually found the unmistakable cyllinder of a pringles can.  With his prize secured, he walked over to the register and plopped it on the counter.  Then he stepped around the counter, to the other side of the register, muttering bitterly as he did.  "Boy, sure is great that this store is open all night, it's very convenient.  I guess that's why they call it a convenience store, ha ha ha."

It wasn't especially hard to boot up the register, but it did take him a few tries to figure out how to ring up the pringles.  Eventually, though, he managed it, and the drawer slid open.  Dexter took five dollars out of his wallet and placed it in one of the little slots.  He hoped it was the one for fives, but he couldn't tell because the register was empty.  Of course it was.  That made sense, he guessed, if you were going to close your convenience store at night like an ass, nobody was going to need change for a five so you might as well put all the money in the safe before you left.  Brilliant!

The safe offered hardly any more resistance than the front door had.  There were rolls of coins inside, bags that he presumed contained bills, as well as a few comparatively messy stacks of cash.  Dexter pawed over the bills before giving another frustrated groan, nearly a sob.  "I just want some potato chips."

He slammed the safe shut, nearly losing a finger in the process, failing to take any change.  Instead he stalked back over to the shelf where he had found the pringles initially and grabbed a second can.  That still wasn't five dollars, but it was closer he guessed.  He rang up his new purchase and shut the register.  "Keep the change!" he yelled at it.

He stomped out of the store, and after closing the door behind him, dutifuly refastened the padlock on it.  He rested his head against the glass again, before turning around and leaning his back against the door.  He was starting to open one of the cans of pringles tucked under his arm when suddenly he was blinded.  Apparently a car had been parked just outside and apparently the asshole had decided to wait until he came out to turn on their headlights.  And as Dexter was still trying to process that bit of annoying bullshit, the car let out a short--but quite loud--hoot as red and blue lights started flashing from the top of it.

"Fucking hell man my ears, god."  Whether or not the driver of the car had heard him was a mystery, but they did step out.  The police officer didn't say anything, and although it was hard to tell from their silhouette in the flashing lights, Dexter was pretty sure they were staring at him.

Dexter took about half a dozen pringles from the open can and shoved them into his mouth.  Ugh, barbecue.  He'd meant to grab sour cream and onion.  The crunch of potato chips was the only sound as he and the cop stared at each other in the dark.  Finally Dexter swallowed and broke the silence.

"They're closed."

[gleefullysad]

Question Time

Filled out 2/9/17 1: is there a boy/girl in your life? Not as of now, no. 2: think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them? Not yet, but I'm working on it. I know once I do my life'll be a lot less stressful overall. 3: what do you think of when you hear the word “meow?” My friend's cat, Ming. I hate cats but god do I love me some Ming. 4: what���s something you really want right now? A tall glass of ice water, I'm parched. 5: are you afraid of falling in love? In a broad sense, no. But kinda. 6: do you like the beach? I hate it. It's hot, the sand gets everywhere, and so many people piss in the ocean. 7: have you ever slept on a couch with someone else? Never. Let me know when there's a couch big enough to comfortably sleep two people. 8: what’s the background on your cell? Josh Dun making a face as he drums. God he's gorgeous. 9: name the last four beds you were sat on? Mine, my mom's, my sister's, my friend's. 10: do you like your phone? Yeah, although I just got a tiny crack in it so I need to fix that. 11: honestly, are things going the way you planned? I don't plan things, makes it easier to avoid disappointment. So yes and no. 12: who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts? My former teacher-turned-family friend. 13: would you rather have a poodle or a rottweiler? Poodle. They're more demanding in terms of grooming but they're crazy intelligent, not that Rottweilers are dumb. 14: which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain? Emotional pain. Physical pain can usually heal or diminish. 15: would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum? An art museum, I hate the crowds at zoos. 16: are you tired? Am I ever NOT tired? The answer's no. 17: how long have you known your 1st phone contact? For about two years now, he's amazing. 18: are they a relative? No, he's better to me than half my family is though. 19: would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes? Never. Exes for a reason. 20: when did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with? A few months ago. 21: if you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today? No, it's 11:40pm and I'm young. 22: would you kiss the last person you kissed again? No. 23: how many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now? None. I've never been a big jewelry person. 24: is there a certain quote you live by? Not really, just being a good person overall. 25: what’s on your mind? What isn't? Thing shat bother me, my friends, my dog. 26: do you have any tattoos? I will be able to answer yes in June! 27: what is your favorite color? Blue, all shades of it. 28: next time you will kiss someone on the lips? Hopefully soon, but I'm no psychic. 29: who are you texting? No one currently, just sent a picture to my best friend. 30: think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch? Yes. 31: have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right? Yes, it's terrifying. 32: do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to? Yes I do, he's a great person who doesn't think that he is. 33: do you think anyone has feelings for you? Maybe. 34: has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes? Always. I agree, they're a striking shade of blue like a China doll. 35: say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you? Good for him? Not sure why he'd be around me though. 36: were you single on valentines day? Yes. 37: are you friends with the last person you kissed? Not friends but not on bad terms. 38: what do your friends call you? Brianna, some Bri. 39: has anyone upset you in the last week? Yes. 40: have you ever cried over a text? More often than I should. 41: where’s your last bruise located? My inner elbow from donating blood yesterday. 42: what is it from? Oh, I answered it above, oops. 43: last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad? Right now. I hate my hometown. 44: who was the last person you were on the phone with? My mom earlier to tell her my dinner order. 45: do you have a favourite pair of shoes? Yes, my black Vans. 46: do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day? Never, I usually just toss it into a bun and go. 47: would you ever go bald if it was the style? No. 48: do you make supper for your family? On occasion. 49: does your bedroom have a door? Yes it does. 50: top 3 web-pages? My school login, my work login, Reddit. 51: do you know anyone who hates shopping? Myself lol. 52: does anything on your body hurt? My elbow. 53: are goodbyes hard for you? Always, I avoid them if I can. 54: what was the last beverage you spilled on yourself? Water, earlier today when I was bumped by my dog. 55: how is your hair? Pretty healthy, nice auburn shade. 56: what do you usually do first in the morning? Put my glasses on since I'm blind. 57: do you think two people can last forever? Yes. 58: think back to january 2007, were you single? I was 7, so yes lol. 59: green or purple grapes? Green always, same with apples. 60: when’s the next time you will give someone a big hug? Maybe tomorrow just because I was asked now. 61: do you wish you were somewhere else right now? Yes, I wish I was in Hawaii so badly to visit my friend. 62: when will be the next time you text someone? Tomorrow morning since I'm about to fall asleep. 63: where will you be 5 hours from now? Still in my bed. 64: what were you doing at 8 this morning? Sleeping. 65: this time last year, can you remember who you liked? No one! 66: is there one person in your life that can always make you smile? My dogs, even when they're bad. 67: did you kiss or hug anyone today? Yes. 68: what was your last thought before you went to bed last night? "Will I have school tomorrow?" 69: have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? Who hasn't though? 70: how many windows are open on your computer? Right now, just Tumblr. I hate multiple windows. 71: how many fingers do you have? 10. 72: what is your ringtone? The generic Marimba one. 73: how old will you be in 5 months? 18. 74: where is your mum right now? Upstairs in her bed. 75: why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love? I've never been in love. 76: have you held hands with somebody in the past three days? No. 77: are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago? Yes! 78: do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7? Ugh yeah. 79: is there anyone you know with the name mike? Yes, he's a douche. 80: have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms? Many times. It's one of my favorite feelings. 81: how many people have you liked in the past three months? One. 82: has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days? Myself lol. 83: will you talk to the person you like tonight? No. 84: you’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with? No one, I don't drink. 85: if your bf/gf was into drugs would you care? Yes of course. 86: what was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie? Someone tripped and fell down a few stairs. 87: who was your last received call from? My mom. 88: if someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you? Yes. I'm a broke bitch lol. 89: what is something you wish you had more of? Happiness, always. 90: have you ever trusted someone too much? Sadly. 91: do you sleep with your window open? If I'm hot. 92: do you get along with girls? Yes. 93: are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth? Not currently. 94: does sex mean love? It can, but not always. 95: you’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem? No, I'm not an immature shit. 96: have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring? No. 97: did you sleep alone this week? Sadly. 98: everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you? Yes I do. 99: do you believe in love at first sight? No. 100: who was the last person that you pinky promise? No idea.