#see ya for now ima go spam

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Going back to my other blog for a lil so I can be a crazy without ruining this blog and it's cool vibes ❤️

[milliumizoomi]

Tiktok Challenge: Take it

Pairings: Midoriya x POC Fem! Reader, Bakugou x POC Fem! Reader, Kirishima x POC Fem! Reader

All characters aged up!

For those who don’t know the dance, here.

A/n: I literally just saw this on tiktok and went Y E S💀

Midoriya

So lemme give y’all he run down.. my manz was OUT

Like on the street when this happened

He was out with the boys of class 1-A

They was just chilling having a nice time yk

While you were with the girls of class 1-A at home

Basically y’all had a girls and boys day

The boys had gone to a movie and then a restaurant to go eat.

They had already ordered so they was just waiting

Things get hot from here luv👀

They were all on they phones and signing autographs

Cuz ppl recognized them

Then all of a sudden Kaminari literally SCREAMED out

“MIDORIYA! YO YOU HAVE GOT TO SEE THIS!” Kaminari yelled sticking the phone in Midoriya’s face

“Alright! Just calm down Kaminari you’re drawing attention!” Midoriya answered.

“Damn loud mouth” Bakugou chimed in too. “Nerd lemme see what that dumbass was so hyped for anyways.” He said again.

“Alright Kacchan but I haven’t seen it either-“

“Just shut up and watchhhh!” Kaminari urged.

They all just rolled their eyes and soon enough all the boys, including Kaminari, crowed around the phone.

And when I tell you their jaws dropped to the FLOOR

It was on tiktok was of you ofc and you were with the other girls doing the dance

Mind y’all, y’all were wearing the little pajamas the he absolutely loves on you, which were these.

So when y’all was lifting up your legs and y’all thang was thanging, nobody could move

They were stuck, especially Midoriya

His eyes was just following you. Your braids were swings and your skin was glowing.

And luv best not forget that your nails were done.

You and Mina did the dance together and when I tell you it was just ass and thighs EVERYWHERE.

And then the others girls hyping y’all up in tha back.

They was clapping ‘nd making people know wassup

And not to mention the comments, they were thirsty asl.

You had guys and girls in your comments talking bout some “ma I’m tryna treat you right” and “damn girl you gotta man👀”

Dudes literally said power off like not one even fidgeted

Next thing yk you at home with the girls getting all these texts from the Midoriya

He saying “Angel.. My love.. I saw you dancing on Tiktok with the girls.. I’m not sure what you think you doing yk all that’s for me”

GIRL YOU WERE SHOOKKKK

Like is this the same man who be stuttering over his words 24/7??

Talking to you like this??

Chile..in the next couple minutes, the girls were outta the house while Midoriya hauled ass to the room with you over his shoulder.

Bakugou

So boom (no pun intended💀🤚🏽)

My man was working

Just in his office, doing some paperwork at his agency then later he was supposed to go on patrol

He was just minding his business, just doing his job

That was until the bakusquad started FaceTiming him none stop

Like ignored the call ATLEAST 5 times but they would not give up

He eventually just got fed up with the constant calls and answered the phone

“What the hell do you want?! Do you realize I’m working?!” Bakugou yelled at them, rolling his eyes.

“Dude you are NOT gonna be working when we show you this video..!” SERO said having a nervous grin

“Hah? What video?! You called me for a stupid ass video?!” Bakugou called out.

“Trust me Bakugou.. you’re gonna find it far from stupid” Mina chimes in, scratching her head

“Y-“ Bakugou started.

“No shush, I’m gonna send it to the chat now” Kaminari said

“.. Did dunce face just shush me?!” Bakugou said.

“We’ll talk about that later..! Now watchhhh” Kirishima said.

“Whatever” Bakugou said as he rolled eyes and went to the chat.

He clicked on the video and when I tell you he literally CHOKED

His brain? Factory Resarted

Who do you think you are shaking your ass like that all up in the camera

And it made it no better that you were doing this in one his custom made hoodie after the shirt he had in high school.

The bakusquad was laughing at Bakugou cuz manz looked like he was DROOLING

“Ight ima talk to y’all later I got an important phone call to make..” Bakugou said and hung up and called your ass IMMEDIATELY

You was just chilling when you got the call and when I tell you this man told you ALL the things he was finna do to you when he got home

Girl the hairs in your head was shaking

Your braids? They were shivering and that don’t happen much

Miss maam when he got home..

Let’s just say he had your black behind walking like your legs were broken the next day

Kirishima

The poor man was in a interview

ON LIVE TELEVISION

And you gon’ do him like this???

He was in the middle of answering the interviewer’s questions when his phone just started buzzing nonstop

He wanted to look but once again.. ✨live television✨

He had to ignore them until the commercial break but he was glad that nobody could hear it buzzing

After the break came on he hurried to look at his phone quickly

Now to side track I just KNOW this man follow you on tiktok I just know it.

And your notification was on his phone but he ain’t see it and went straight to where Kaminari and Mina were spamming his messages

One of Kaminari’s said

“IDK IF YOU GOT THE NOTIFICATION BUT YOU NEED TO GO ON Y/N’S TIKTOK RN”

Kirishima was L O S T

He read the rest of Kaminari’s messages the went to Mina’s where she was basically saying the same thing

Mina was saying “KIRIII YOUR GIRL GETTING IT ON TIKTOK AND SHE LOOKING FINE TOOO”

Now he was like “hmmm I gotta see this now”

So he closed out of his messages and went on tikitok and when he opened it immediately yours was the first to pop up and it had thousands of likes

He froze at the sight of you.

There you were, in the female version of his hero costume.

Shaking your thicc behind self all up in the screen

Even when you was barely moving everything was jiggling

Manz had to cover his phone and hurry to put it in his pocket when the commercial break was over

He was literally SWEATING while his mini ‘shima was abt to make an appearance in this interview if these ppl ain’t hurry up

He could not focus at all

He was fidgeting all over the place and all he could think of was you in a recreation of his hero costume

He looked EVERYWHERE but at the interviewer so he wouldn’t crack

Best believe when that interview was over than man moved like the he was running for his life

Manz was GONE in the blink of an eye

Them interviewers while so confused when Kirishima was screaming thank you at them while he bolted out the door.

Meanwhile you just finished making some other tiktoks to post later

Mind you, you had already changed out of your costume

When all of a sudden, in a matter of minutes, the door just busted open with Kirishima huffin’ and puffin’ at the door.

Manz was look mad ASF

Girl u almost pitched right tf over

You went to swinging cuz the door was right behind you and you almost hit him until he grabbed your hand mid swing

When you looked up and realized it was him chile ya whole body relaxed

“DAMMIT! Eiji you scared the crap outta me! Don’t do that!” You screamed

“Be quiet brat..” Kirishima growled.

“Eiji what are you- AYE! BOY IF YOU DONT PUT ME DOWN!” You screamed when he threw you over his shoulder.

“I saw your Tiktok babe.. you looked so hot dressed up like me.. but you were shaking what’s mines.. you know better..” He said lowly.

You was trying your best to break free but my man had the grip of steel on you

You knew you wasn’t going nowhere soon

And chileeee...

The next few days after that, walking was a difficult task.

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[readerinsertfanfiction]

Neeeeeeemo darling❤❤❤! Eeeeeeeep😆😆😆 okay i know i should probs be sleeping buuuut😅😅😅 hehehe yeah😅last spam for the night, else ima kick myself tomorrow for staying up past bedtime 😅😅😅 anyways! 😂😂😂

Could i pretty please with all the candy ontop request a comfort fic with my dearest Theo (hehehe cause no spam would be complete witbout my dearest theodorkus) ❤❤❤❤so basically i loved ya nobu comfort fic so much and like.... my heart melts just as much with fics where the suitors gets comforted and built up🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😳😳😳😳plus i feel like Theo needs one big hug for all the shit he goes through and has gone thru! Plus his work o holiness ❤❤☺😳

😳hehehe love ya to infinity! Hehehe okay i am finally off to bed😅for reals this time😅😅can ya tell i was thinking about that nobu comfort fic you did😅😅😅and then was like u know who else needs cuddles 😂😂//insert that meme of remembering unfinished homework 😂😂❤😳pfffffft whooooops left ya another essay 😅😅😅😳😳😳😳 night darling Nemo❤❤❤❤may u go to bed early and have sweet dreams🍁❤🥺

Zetaaaaa-daaaaarling!!! Y u no sleep? No kicking yourself, only sleeping more and less gym time and more me-time! 😂😂😂

I’m surprised that the comfort the suitor fics are getting popular now, because it isn’t like it is the first time I write them, just the first time I wrote for Nobu, I guess. 😂😂😂

I lub your rambles, Zeta-dearest. They’re so cute and really brightens the mood and makes your requests not so standard as well (and gives me a reason to talk more as well because apparently Tumblr still thinks I’m an oyster 😅😅😅). 

Fandom: Ikemen Vampire

Character: Theodor(k)us van Gogh

Prompt: Some comfort for the dork

When Theo woke up that day he knew that there was something off. The cool of the morning chilled him, his blankets were not enough, and there was an empty space next to him. A space usually occupied by you, but Theo knew that you had to leave early today. Yet, the space was glaring at him, the spot already cool from the heat that had evaporated.

Even the colours of the world seemed a little dimmer, duller. The garden wasn’t as captivating, his brother’s paintings didn’t fill him with the joy and spark he usually felt. And then there was the light throbbing of his scar. It felt sore and tender as the man groaned into his pillow, wondering what the day had planned for him.

"Sorry, they're a little burned," Sebastian had apologised at the breakfast table, horrifying him further. Was this how his entire day was to go? The bottle of maple syrup that Theo was so known to love was also half empty, though in the back of his mind an annoying voice told him to cheer up, followed by your chipper encouraging one;

'Kop op! You can still pour it!'

Theodorus wondered when you would return. He knew that you lived your own life just like he had his own. He even admired you for it, encouraging you to pursue your own path despite the strange times. But without you by his side Theo’s day felt off, strange, and it was the space next to him that he was missing. It felt as if eons had passed since he had felt your warmth, but he knew that he was being dramatic if he were to express it.

'Of all days to be busy…' he thought. A gentle press onto his shoulder followed and the sunny smile of his brother came into view.

"Goedemorgen Theo," Vincent chirped, but even his beloved brother's winning smile didn't help defrost the chill within. As if the chill he had frozen over instead, holding him hostage in this state of demurity and slight helplessness.

"Are you alright?" Vincent had questioned, those clear blue eyes nothing but sincerity and worry. It made Theo feel even worse who could only grimace back at his older brother and reassure the man that he was, perhaps just a little tired.

“The old chap is missing his darling,” Arthur had beamed up instead, hoping to draw out a reaction from Theo. The silence he was met with and the solemn confirmation within those dark blue eyes of the Dutchman floored even the infamous author, however. This had been a look that Theo hadn’t worn in a long while, at least not since you entered into his life.

Theo wasn’t the type to wear his emotions openly. Guarded as he was he kept them all securely locked away, sometimes even from himself as he didn’t want to be reminded of his own darkness and traumas. It had taken him so long to finally open up to you, and even then he had moments in which he relapsed.

Even the pompous asses of the Académie seemed to have taken note of his solemnity, for once keeping out of his way as they stared after him, striding in and out of the place as chitchats were kept to a bare minimum. A reaction that was for the best, for Theo didn’t feel like barking for once. Not at them, or at anyone.

“A note?”

The folded piece of paper stretched out to him came from a young boy that the two of you had helped. A budding talent, Theo had only needed to see the sand drawings the boy had made with his stick and an apprenticeship later the boy had turned into a little friend.

“I was told to give this one if you’re sad,” the boy explained, earning a quirk from Theo’s brows as he held out his hand, picking the note with his other.

“And if I was not?” he inquired, but the boy didn’t need that many words to understand what the art-dealer wanted;

“Then there was none, other than to tell you to ditch your hat.”

The child was much too witty as well, but the man let it slide as he chuckled, a grin spreading over his face for the first time of the day. With a tip of his hat the male turned away, leaving the last ignored as he unfolded the note;

‘Lonely? Ditch the hat. :) <3’

This earned another chuckle from the man, your familiar hand and the strange symbols that were supposed to mean something lifted something within him. When he looked up from the note the sky seemed a little bluer and the sun a bit brighter.

Adjusting his hat Theo pulled the piece off, looking down at the gray cap that matched his suit so well. “If that would summon you,” he contemplated. He often ignored your jabs at his hat, finding nothing wrong with the piece. But if he had to choose between the two of you his choice would have been easily made. It didn’t matter how attached he pretended to be, there were other hats, but there was only one you.

“Did you ditch it?” your voice popped up, your figure peeking up at him from behind as your face fell at the sight of the hat in his hands, “at least it isn’t on your head,” you pouted, rather disappointed, though grimaced at him all the same as Theo stared at you rather dumbfounded.

“Surprise?” you tell the man with a chuckle as you move your hands in the air, “I just finished, let’s go home together?”

Theo didn’t need to be asked a second time. Nor did he manage to answer in a smart quip or with his usual classics. The hat dropped out of his hand and arms wrapped around you, pulling you in and close as he felt himself defrost against your warmth. An exhale of relief followed after as now the man felt whole once more. A huff from your side filled with mirth ringing in his ears and committed to memory.

“Oh, who is the pup now,” you jovially exclaim, but you pat his back all the same. Comforting the man that would never admit the gloom and doom of the hours spent without you.

[nightowlfandom]

Yandere! School! Jeon Jungkook- be My Muse (Part 3) (SMUT TIME)

Heeeey, So did you guys know my birthday is this month on the 10th! SAGITTARIUS GANG WHAT UP! SO TO CELEBRATE, IMA SPAM POST FOR THE NEXT SEVERAL DAYS!

READ PART ONE HERE

READ PART TWO HERE

Okay so this one will have smut. Soo all those people coming into my inboxing literally ripping me a new hole, you can calm down now! LIKE DAMN SOME OF YALL WAS REALLY COMING FOR ME GOT ME ABOUT TO CRY. so here’s your smut ya jerks!

Leggo!

...

“Finally done.” you sighed, throwing down your pencil. “I can now relax.” you stood up. You walked over to your bed, just about to sit down. Your parents were out on a date night, which meant your house was all to yourself for who knew how long. Knowing those two lovebirds, you wouldn’t see them until sunrise. They were always taking spontaneous vacations.

Which is why you were surprised when  you heard a pounding on your door.

“Who the hell-” you raised an eyebrow. You walked right past your bed and rushed out your room. You ran to the front door, getting ready to snap at whoever was banging at your door the way they were.

“Alright I’m coming!” you yelled. You yanked the door open. “Can I help you-!” you began to snap. “Jungkook?” you raised an eyebrow. “Oh my-!” You gasp as Jungkook nearly fell into your arms. tightening his own around you. His nose was bleeding and his clothes were no better. His entire front was soaked in blood. He had a few scraps on his face.

“I...didn’t know where else to go.” he murmured. You didn’t question how Jungkook even knew your address, moreover focused on how and why he got here in such a condition.

“Jungkook come on!” you managed to shut the door and get him to the couch in your living room. “Who did this to you?!” you grabbed his cheeks and made him look at you.

“No one...did this to me. I...protected myself.” Jungkook groaned.

“W-what?” you made room for Jungkook to straighten himself up.

“The blood isn’t mine.” he finally gained the strength to open his eyes. “It’s his.” he found his composure.

“Whose?” you were still confused. “Your arm.” You gazed in horror as you saw a horrible bruise on his arm. You tried to think about who Jungkook would even have to fight. Last time you checked, no one had a problem with him except for-

“J-jino?” you found yourself whispering. “Jungkook, what happened?” you asked quietly. “I need to know.”

“Y/N.” he tried to talk.

“Tell me what happened.” you cut him off. “Jungkook, I need you to be honest with me.”

“I stayed behind after school to prepare for my art show the next week. It was getting dark when I left so I thought I would just talk the quickest way home. I guess Jino found out where I was.” he shook his head. “He began to threaten me. Talking about how he had no idea how I managed to charm you, but if he ever saw me around you again he would kick my ass.”

“What did you reply to him?” You rushed over to the book shelf to snatch the spare first aid kit.

“I told him that if he tried to raise his grades and desperately as he tried to get you to like him, then maybe he wouldn’t be the bottom of the class...then he tried to attack me.”

“Yeah?” you nodded, urging him to go on.

“He said the wrong thing to me.” Jungkook’s voice dropped several octaves. “He was about to get me, but then he opened his mouth.” a weird looking smile crossed his face, though his voice remained the same. “He just had to mention that one thing and then I completely blanked. I couldn’t control what happened and the next thing I know I’m stumbling out of the alleyway, vision blurry unable to form coherent thoughts.”

“Enough.” you shook your head. It didn’t register what Jungkook had said to you completely. In your mind, Jino attacked, Jungkook defended. “You should have called me! Even responding to that asshole was completely a dumb move!” you began lashing out. “You should have just brushed it off. People like Jino are a waste of skin.” you opened the first aid kit. “He’d be better off as tiger food.” you shook your head. How dare Jino even TRY to bully Jungkook like this! “Take off your shirt.”

“My shirt?” Jungkook raised an eyebrow.

“So I can inspect you!” you said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. “Shirt.” you snapped your fingers. “Off. Now!”

You tried to look for some alcohol or some hydrogen peroxide, something to clean whatever cuts he might have suffered. You heard the ruffle of his shirt and the plop of the fabric hit the floor. “There it is.” you grabbed the small bottle of rubbing alcohol. “I found it!” you looked up at Jungkook, your jaw going slack. Jungkook had did as you said and took his shirt off. You weren’t expecting to wind up gawking so closely. “Um...let me.” you grabbed some cloth from the box.

Jungkook only had minor cuts and scrapes, he probably fell down sometime along the line.

You didn’t stare at Jungkook’s face as you cleaned up his scratches. You made him clean his face and wipe his nose.

“Do you know?” Jungkook thoughts raced. “Do you know just how important and precious you are? It was worth it to get my hands dirty, but I can’t help but wonder just how silly and unaware you really are.” he mused. “Naive and oblivious, just like usual.”

“Um...I think you’ll be fine, I covered your bruise.” you began putting he supplied away, still avoiding Jungkook’s eyes. Don’t look at his body, don’t look at his body. DO NOT LOOK AT IT. “You don’t seem to have any deep scratches either.”

“Y/N.” Jungkook grabbed your attention. “Look at me.” You shyly looked up, shutting the first-aid kit. You couldn’t help but gaze. Jungkook’s body was amazing, his muscles flexed with each movement of his arms. “I’m sorry I scared you so much.”

“...Promise me you won’t do that anymore?” you asked. “Please?”

“No promises, people are stupid sometimes.” Jungkook’s thoughts raced. “I’ll try.” he said aloud.

“Good.” You sighed, standing up. Jungkook stood to his feet too, taking you by surprise. The way he towered over you made him seem so much more intimidating than how you perceived him to be before. He looked down at you almost amused. That same feeling you got that day at his house when you were helping him with that painting. You heart was racing so fast that you were certain it would escape from your chest. “Um...you wait here.” you mumbled. “I’ll go see if i can find you a shirt.” you said quickly before running off. 

...(A few minutes later)

You ran back into the living room to find Jungkook sitting down on the couch.

“Hey.” You came jogging around the corner. “I just found-” you went to hold up the spare shirt you had found in the back of your parents’ closet. “I hope it’s the right- AAH!” 

Leave it to you to leave your shoes in a place where you would obviously trip over them. Luckily Jungkook was there to stop you from stumbling.

Before you even know it, you were flush against Jungkook’s chest. His embrace was like a wool blanket. His arms tightened around you, hugging you close to him. You could feel his heart beating, it was like a metronome. Thump. Thump. Thump.

You could feel his fingertips run down the slope of your spine then trail back up. You were practically naked in front of his last time but now? Now felt like you were completely exposed. Forget all he other times. Now didn’t even begin to compare to how you were feeling. Suddenly, Jungkook grabbed the back of your head, tangling your hair in his fingertips. Pulling you even closer [assuming it was possible], he kissed you. Your breath hitched in your throat before expelling a shaky sigh just as he pulled himself away from you. Jungkook pushed you down on the couch, crawling over your to pin your arms above your head. Jungkook tipped his head into the crook of your neck, leaving hot kisses along a trail, down to your exposed collarbones.

Jungkook could feel the rush of your pulse beneath your skin. It made his heart clench and his pupils dilate. Your quiet moans made him want to hear what other sounds you could make. He wanted to hear you get louder and louder. 

“Are you sure you want to do this.” Jungkook looked up at you, about ready to yank/ rip off your jeans.

“Mhm.” you nodded. “You just have to hurry. My p-parents-”

Jungkook didn’t need to hear another word, not that he was planning on speeding up. Just knowing you were that needy for him. He silently promised to himself to make you go absolutely insane for him. You were already breathing heavily, he bare had gotten your pants off before you were clenching your legs together. Your first instinct was to grab a throw pillow off the couch and hug it to your chest tightly. Jungkook slowly traced his fingers over your panties, just only slightly touching. He looked up at you, smirking at your innocent disposition. It made him even more eager to rip your panties off. 

A gasp made Jungkook chuckle. “Are you ready for me?” he smirked.

You wordlessly nodded, only being able to wonder where the shy cutesy art student went before. Not that you were complaining. Jungkook ran his index finger up your slit, ghosting over that sensitive area which made you shake. You squeezed your eyes shut, feeling the pad of his fingers press down on your clitoris. You suddenly felt something wet spread apart your pussy lips. It was enough to make your eyes open wide and stare down in surprise.

Jungkook’s tongue was tracing up and down your slit, gently sucking on your clit every so often. Your grip on the pillow tightened, almost turning your knuckles a paler shade of your skin tone. You couldn’t take your eyes away from Jungkook, even if you could only see the back of his head at this point.  His tongue was lashing against your burning flesh.

 His arms hooked around you thighs and put your legs on both his shoulders. Jungkook moaned at your taste, it was like a drug that he was slowly but surely getting addicted to. 

“J-jungk-” you cut yourself off with a high pitched moan. You buried your face into the pillow to keep from getting any louder. Jungkook sucked your clit, making a loud sound which made your face heat up. A cute giggle escapes his lip as he delightedly moaned with satisfaction. “F-fu-!” you could feel tears of pleasure sting your eyes. You had never felt this way, even by yourself. 

Jungkook suddenly tore his tongue away from your dripping wet center. You didn’t even get to cum. You were still clutching onto the throw pillow when Jungkook moved your legs off his shoulders and began to crawl over your body. Frozen, you released the pillow and let it drop to the floor.

“You’re gonna drive me crazy, Y/N.” Jungkook groaned, unbuttoning his pants. Without your shield to hold onto you, you once again felt vulnerable and exposed. You didn’t dare look at the snake Jungkook had set free from his pants. However you found it hard to look him in the eye.

Jungkook didn’t give you much of a choice as he once again pinned your arms above your head, positioning himself against your slit. His rock hard member teased your entrance. Just to be even meaner, Jungkook even slowly grinded his dick against your slit, smothering his member in your essence.

You were forced to look him in the eye as he slowly eased his member into your tight little hole. Instantly as he slid in, you tightened around his throbbing length. Jungkook’s head feel forward, his lips capturing yours in a messy kiss as he began thrusting his hips forward. You instinctively wrapped your legs around his hips and your arms around his neck.

His mouth captured yours, forcing you to taste yourself on his tongue as he proceeded to thrust himself deep into your tight pussy. You moaned against Jungkook’s mouth. A tangled mess of profanities, his name, and something else spilled from your lips. 

“I love you, Y/N.” Jungkook groaned, thrusting hard into you. “I love you so much.” he shook. “I’d do anything and everything for you.” he choked as your buried your head into his neck. “F-FUCK!” he grunted.

You could tell the both of you were on the verge of just giving out. 

“Jungkook.” you muffled. “I’m gonna-...F-fu. I’m about to-”

“Do it. I want you to cum all over me.” Jungkook growled. Jungkook began thrusting his hips even faster, hitting the depths of you even harder. Tears of pleasure were streaming down your face, or maybe it was sweat. Who knew.

“J-Jung-AAH!” you felt it. A strong orgasm, which made you lose all senses. Your sight? Gone. Your hearing? All you could hear was buzzing, Your sense of touch? Everything was numb. Jungkook was next, yanking his cock out of your pussy and basically exploding all over the front of your body, covering your entire front in his cum. What a shame, you loved that shirt...of course you didn’t care in that moment.

“Y/N.” he growled, tightening his arms around you. “My Y/N.” you could hear his voice wavering. Just as you senses came back to you, so did that pile of mush you called a brain.

“If we were gonna do this, we could have done it in my room.” you said breathlessly. “We’ve made a mess.” you whimpered.

“Hm, but we surely aren’t complaining.” he laughed, biting his lip. Jungkook reached his hand to moved stray hairs from your face. “Are you okay?” that cutesy voice came back.

“Y-yeah. I just need...to-”

“Yeah.” Jungkook agreed, knowing exactly what you meant. “Hm, we should probably get cleaned up and-...”

“Get you home?” you finished sheepishly.

“Hm, unless you’d like to come back with me?” he smiled. “You are my muse after all. This was just....a special type of art.”

“When you put it that way it sounds like messy.” you giggled, covering your mouth. Jungkook hummed thoughtfully, reluctantly sitting up with you still wrapped in his arms. 

Jungkook dwelled on what happened. He didn’t picture it happening this way, but it made him happy all the same.He knew deep down, you felt the exact same way. 

It made him relieved to know he wouldn’t have to get his hands dirty too much for a while.

(Did I really just refer to his dick as a snake?...Probably. It’s almost 4 AM as I write this and i promised you people I would release it soon.)

[mindflayedr-blog]

Loserz Club Binch // Modern Imagine

*In which the reader joins the losers club’s group chat*

I got this idea from another imagine :) I’ll link their account when I find it. I thought it was pretty cool so I decided to write one, but of course different from them.

Warnings: Cursing from Thotzier and company

Characters: Losers Club and female!reader (I can make a male one & a gender neutral one if ya want me too :~) just drop me an ask!)

Loserz Club Binch — 11:45 am

Bev Marsh: are you guys alive???? I have an announcement

BenBen: what is it Bev?

Richie Thotzier: sent an image

Bev Marsh: NDNFNJFNF

BenBen: HAHAJFJFJFK

Bev Marsh: but fr fr fr I need everyone here for this announcement, someone get the others

Richie Thotzier: YO I GOTCHU ILL SPAM THEm

BenBen: oh man Rest In Peace to them

-Private Message between Richie and Eddie-

Richie Thotzier: KFKFKDKDD EDS GO IN THE GROUP cHAT

Richie Thotzier: KDKCKFKKFKF EDS STOP WHATEVER UR DOING AND GO IN THE CHAT YOU WHORE

Richie Thotzier: EDS

Richie Thotzier: I SAID IF YOU DONT GO ON THE CHAT RN YOUR MOM’S A HOE

Eddie K: Listen here motherfcker I’m in math rn and unlike you I actually care about my grades ok fuc off and let me learn

Richie Thotzier: FUCK YOUR LEARN GET ON THE CHAT

Eddie K: nO IM IN MATH I GOT IN TROUBLE FOR TEXTING INSTEAD OF DOING WORK THE OTHER DAY IM NOT TRYING TO DO THAT AGAIN TODAY

Richie Thotzier: YOU’RE TEXTING RIGHT NOW

Eddie K: ok u know what fuck you you’re getting blocked

Richie Thotzier: ok wait no don’t do that

Richie Thotzier has been blocked

“Son of a bitch.” Richie whispered loudly gaining looks from his fellow classmates.

-Losers Club Binch groupchat-

Richie Thotzier: smh Eddie’s hoe ass blocked me

Bev Marsh: KSKSKSKSSK LMFAOAOOAA

BenBen: get rekt honestly

Richie Thotzier: fuc off bennyboo

Billy: ?????? What happened ???????

Richie Thotzier: aw damn I can’t spam bill to go on the chat now

Billy: ??? What why do you have to spam me ??

Richie Thotzier: bc you weren’t on so

Billy: ok???

Richie Thotzier: OK NOW TIME TO SPAM STAN

Bev Marsh: you don’t have to, stan has study hall so he’ll get on soon

Richie Thotzier: TIME TO SPAM MIKE THEN

Mikey: NOOOOOPE IM HERE also can y’all stfu and let me read the chat for like 2 minutes k thanks

Stan Uris: yea me too I need to read what the fuck happened here

Richie Thotzier: aw damn I can’t spam y’all anymore

*Two minutes of inactivity*

Mikey: ok done

Stan Uris: thank jesus I got on quick, if I didn’t richie would’ve spammed me

Richie Thotzier: no don’t worry I’ll spam u rn

Stan Uris: sent an image

Richie Thotzier: yOu aRE so FuCKINF diSRESPecTful

Stan Uris: :)

BenBen: I just got in trouble for laughing

Bev Marsh: STAN IM CRYIGNNFFNFN

Mikey: omfg stfu anywayyyy Bev please tell us your announcement

Mikey: sorry for saying stfu btw that wasn’t nice

Billy: it’s ok mike lol

Bev Marsh: OH RIGHT ok so I made friends with the new girl, Y/N, and I wanted to ask you guy’s permission to add her

Billy: I have no problem adding new people in the gc so yea sure go ahead Bev

Mikey: yea you can add her :~)

BenBen: ^

Stan Uris: add her as long as she doesn’t try to spam me LIKE RICHIE then I’m good

Bev Marsh: nah she’s really cool, you’ll see

Richie Thotzier: is she hot

Bev Marsh: bruh are you kidding me

Richie Thotzier: No I’m not

Bev Marsh: *eyeroll emoji* what does that have to do with anything?? so what if she’s pretty

Richie Thotzier: nothing I’m just asking ;)

Stan Uris: stfu Richie

Billy: Just add her Bev lol

Mikey: you’re a creep richie just saying

BenBen: exactly wth man

Eddie K: he’s always been a creep

Richie Thotzier: UNBLOCK ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Eddie K: I’ll unblock you whenever I want to

Richie Thotzier: I’m going to fuckin spam this chat if you don’t unblock me rn

Bev: can you not??? I’m about to add Y/N

Richie Thotzier: sent an image

Stan Uris: can someone kick this hoe out of the chat

Eddie K: I second that suggestion

Richie Thotzier: JOKES ON YOU FUCKERS YOU CANT KICK OUT THE ADMIN

Bev Marsh has added (your screen name) into the groupchat

YourScreenName: I just got a shit ton of notifications omfg my phone is blowing up

Bev Marsh: Lol get used to it, it’s going to happen a lot if you’re in this chat

Richie Thotzier: so you’re Y/N huh 😏😏

YourScreenName: yes that’s me???

Billy: ignore him Y/N, Richie’s just being a creep

Stan Uris: ^

Richie Thotzier: iM NOTTTT I was joking

Richie Thotzier: or am I??? 👀

YourScreenName: is your last name really Thotzier bc that’s hilarious

Richie Thotzier: ya it is, it perfectly describes me bc I’m a thot 😉

Eddie K: his last name is not “thotzier” it’s tozier 🤦🏻‍♂️

(author’s note: if you can’t see the emoji, it’s the facepalming guy)

BenBen: Richie’s just being dumb lmao ignore him

Richie Thotzier: I’m kicking u out of the chat ben

BenBen: WAIT NO IM SORRY JDJFJJGJVKGJFD RICHIE STOP

Richie Thotzier: watch me hoe

Richie Thotzier has kicked BenBen out of the chat 

Bev Marsh: are you fuckin kidding me

YourScreenName: i’m so fucking lost what the fuck just happened what

Stan Uris: ADMIN ABUSE

Mikey: bruh i’ll talk to you guys later, i have work to do

Billy: alrighty mike, talk to you later

YourScreenName: ttyl mike

Eddie K: bye mike

Stan Uris: ^

Billy: also what the fuck richie

Richie Thotzier: lol i just wanted to do that bc I haven’t kicked anyone out in a long time

YourScreenName: who was the last person kicked out before ben lmfao

Eddie K: ME IT WAS FUCKIGN ME RICHIE IS SUCH AN ASS IM TELLING YOU OFDJGNJDFG

YourScreenName: dfbndklfjgkdjfg im cryign

Bev Marsh: anyway ima talk to you guys later too bc i have class in like 5 minutes so bye

Billy: same we’re switching classes in 5, also richie you better add ben back smh

Stan Uris: if you dont we’re goign to make a separate groupchat without you in it

Stan Uris: going*

Richie Thotzier: ok wait no don’t do that i’ll add him back rn

YourScreenName: dfkjngkdlfjg lmfaooaoaoaoa

Richie Thotzier has added BenBen into the groupchat

BenBen: you’re such a dick richie

Stan Uris: true, anyway i’m going to go now i’ll talk to you guys later

YourScreenName: me too, ttyl

BenBen: ^^

Eddie K: same same

Richie Thotzier: smh y’all are no fun

And so the losers shut their laptops and walked their way into their next class period. They all met up in the hallway at one point and properly introduced themselves to Y/N. 

That was funnn, I’ll make a part two once I reach 400 followers :) i hope you guys enjoyed that nonsense lol 

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ima do a mini spam of 1964 questions:

1. how do harry’s kids react to him going to the states to see yn?

2. does harry plan a cute date for yn now that they’re reunited?

3. do they kiss now that they’re reunited and if so, what was that like for them?

4. you mentioned harry prob is packing his bags to live with her but would yn consider moving to london with him?

5. a bit more on yn’s backstory: what was her wedding like and what was it like for her when she gave birth to hannah?

6. do yn and harry ever visit italy again?

okay thats all ! ❤️

this is so fun omg 🥺

1. good question, i think they don’t know right away because he just tells them he’s visiting a friend but then maybe y/n goes back to london with him to meet his kids and that’s when they find out the truth. and tbh i think they don’t like y/n all that much. after everything their mother told them about her, they think she’s a homewrecker in a way so they probably never get around to liking her like hannah and ellie do harry

2. a nice park stroll, maybe he draws her for old times sake, maybe they go out at night so she can admire the stars again while he admires her. he does something for nostalgia purposes 100%

3. so like i said previously in a different ask, they definitely don’t jump each other’s bones right away but maybbbeeeee she takes him to the airport when he has to go home and maybeeee they hug one last time and they slightly pull away from one another and their eyes lock and the tension is high and they say fuck it and just give one simple kiss. i mean it’s one simple kiss in our eyes, but to them, it was everything after 40 years separation.

4. harry doesn’t want her to move to london. his life is based in england sure but he hates it there bc of everything his parents and nancy put him through. and now knowing his kids don’t like y/n, he’s like see ya, wouldn’t wanna be ya and happily moves to live with her.

5. it was a small wedding methinks. she was never one to have a big wedding in the first place, but she didn’t want to celebrate love in a big way if she didn’t love her husband in a big way, does that make sense? and as for hannah, y/n will never regret having hannah and she’ll never regret having hannah with her husband, but it did spark the wonder of what her kids with harry would’ve turned out like.

6. lastly, for sure! idk if they ever do get married, but lets imagine they do go back to italy either for a celebration of their current anniversary, or an anniversary to all those years ago :’)