#secretive plotter is glad someone believes him but also kdj goes about it by waxing rhapsodic about yjh non-gnomeness and it's

[ramblebrambleamble]

Somehow, several kkomas end up Loose in the Industrial Complex. Secretive Plotter zips them back up pretty quickly, but the whole time they were arguing loudly and incriminatingly with each other and now everyone knows who he is, but, more importantly. There is nothing he can say to anyone that will convince them that he is not, in fact, a conglomeration of gnomes in a trenchcoat.

[jitteryrunes]

#orv#they convinced one of the outer gods that the wrath of secretive plotter would be totally worth it to beam them down#(it was not)#'i'm pretty sure he was a whole entire man that one time'#'they must all voltron together when necessary'#it's all 666's fault really#if he didn't hog the phone so much and let the rest of them take a look then they wouldn't have to take drastic measures#in order to see for themselves what's going on#crucial that kim dokja does not see them and thinks that everyone is nuts for thinking that there are a bunch of miniature yjh impersonatin#a constellation#kimcom is like 'it explains a lot' and kdj is like 'it explains nothing!'#he will not believe it! look at yjh! he's right there! does that look like some kind of gnome to you?!!#secretive plotter is glad someone believes him but also kdj goes about it by waxing rhapsodic about yjh non-gnomeness and it's#REALLY annoying (embarrassing)#everybody needs to shut up forever

Somehow, several kkomas end up Loose in the Industrial Complex. Secretive Plotter zips them back up pretty quickly, but the whole time they were arguing loudly and incriminatingly with each other and now everyone knows who he is, but, more importantly. There is nothing he can say to anyone that will convince them that he is not, in fact, a conglomeration of gnomes in a trenchcoat.