#searsposting

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i'm a horrendous artist, but i tried to assemble my vision:

i don't think this could have any practical applications but it looks cool (at least in my head lol). just imagine it but with motors and hydraulics and stuff.

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wait why is our mexican counterpart doing so well wtf. 10x the locations as we have in the usa

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ive seen several gimmick blogs on here make disclaimers about their accounts not being the actual company, id just like to say that this is the official Sears, Roebuck and Co. account endorsed by the company, everything on here completely reflects the views and ideologies of the company, and if you call it the willis tower we will have you killed

[sears-official-mexico]

(spanish isnt my first language[i only have a rough understanding of it], so im using this blog partially to try and learn it better and i do use google translate a lot, please correct me if i get anything wrong)

¡Hola! Bienvenido a Sears México, la versión más exitosa de nuestra contraparte estadounidense.

[sears-official]

I'm back.

I know all of you have missed my posts very much (/s), but alas, I ended up leaving for a while because of a medical thing I really don't want to talk about. Anyway, long story short I got that fixed and then went on a several week long trip down to California where I forgot I had a tumblr lol. But I just remembered so I'll be posting here again hopefully.

You can expect some photos of my (still ongoing) trip soon.

[sears-official]

SEARS............

Yes?

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I'm going to do this, no one can stop me.

this entry in a ‘what would happen if the internet went down tomorrow’ contest has been making me laugh since 2009

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I found a sears washcloth the other day

congratulations on finding an excellent product which could be bought for a low price when it was new

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the fireproofing must have been bought from wal-mart or jcpenney and not sears

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the newest sears location will be located inside ominous dark castle of doom and evil. we sell lawn furniture here, come buy some before you battle the evil dark mage kraxalos the wicked. and you wouldnt want to let that excellent warranty on a new microwave go to waste would you?

favourite rpg trope is the merchants in incredibly hostile environments. we are at the evil curse mountain and youre just selling me items normal style

[sears-official]

https://youtu.be/kTV6AJfQY2w?si=Znfy-xUXmUduMSP5 new Gimmickverse series

yooo thats epic

[sears-official]

hi there, welcome to Sears!

pleasebuysomethingthecompanyisgoingbankrupt

→SEARS.COM←

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do you sell. single banana

yes

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also please dont steal from sears we have enough problems as it is

We are forced to live in a system that steals from us daily, Kill snitch culture.

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Look at what I'm eating

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Trip to California live update:

Target has the Renault twizy.

Why'd they choose a pencil for this.