#searsposting

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i'm a horrendous artist, but i tried to assemble my vision:

i don't think this could have any practical applications but it looks cool (at least in my head lol). just imagine it but with motors and hydraulics and stuff.

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I'm back.

I know all of you have missed my posts very much (/s), but alas, I ended up leaving for a while because of a medical thing I really don't want to talk about. Anyway, long story short I got that fixed and then went on a several week long trip down to California where I forgot I had a tumblr lol. But I just remembered so I'll be posting here again hopefully.

You can expect some photos of my (still ongoing) trip soon.

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SEARS............

Yes?

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hi there, welcome to Sears!

pleasebuysomethingthecompanyisgoingbankrupt

→SEARS.COM←

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do you sell. single banana

yes

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Look at what I'm eating

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Trip to California live update:

Target has the Renault twizy.

Why'd they choose a pencil for this.

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sears.com

buy something

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guys what do i add to this stupid fucking car i just drew

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Holy shit Costco chicken is so cheap

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Trip to California live update: fish

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How did you get the magnifying glass badges? Must've costed quite a bit of money.

They're free, you can go to the badges section of the tumblr store and claim a ton of them.

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If anyone wants to send me an ask with a location or a picture, I'll do my best to edit a Sears into it.

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Happy May the 4th, from Sears.

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Every time I open my AOL and it goes "You've got mail" I'm always so excited, I love getting mail.

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Drew this absolutely horrendous Sears logo from memory on my laptop's trackpad.

What do you think?