#searsposting

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i'm a horrendous artist, but i tried to assemble my vision:

i don't think this could have any practical applications but it looks cool (at least in my head lol). just imagine it but with motors and hydraulics and stuff.

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I'm going to do this, no one can stop me.

this entry in a ‘what would happen if the internet went down tomorrow’ contest has been making me laugh since 2009

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I'm back.

I know all of you have missed my posts very much (/s), but alas, I ended up leaving for a while because of a medical thing I really don't want to talk about. Anyway, long story short I got that fixed and then went on a several week long trip down to California where I forgot I had a tumblr lol. But I just remembered so I'll be posting here again hopefully.

You can expect some photos of my (still ongoing) trip soon.

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SEARS............

Yes?

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https://youtu.be/kTV6AJfQY2w?si=Znfy-xUXmUduMSP5 new Gimmickverse series

yooo thats epic

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the newest sears location will be located inside ominous dark castle of doom and evil. we sell lawn furniture here, come buy some before you battle the evil dark mage kraxalos the wicked. and you wouldnt want to let that excellent warranty on a new microwave go to waste would you?

favourite rpg trope is the merchants in incredibly hostile environments. we are at the evil curse mountain and youre just selling me items normal style

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hi there, welcome to Sears!

pleasebuysomethingthecompanyisgoingbankrupt

→SEARS.COM←

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do you sell. single banana

yes

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Look at what I'm eating

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Trip to California live update:

Target has the Renault twizy.

Why'd they choose a pencil for this.

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sears.com

buy something

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guys what do i add to this stupid fucking car i just drew

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I'm selling dishwashers on a sinking ship that's also on fire lmao

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

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Holy shit Costco chicken is so cheap

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Trip to California live update: fish

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This would be easy to implement for us since no one has called us in decades.

Genuinely solid policy.