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[catharusustulatus]

Eddie survives the bats just to be nabbed by the police. Steve, Dustin, and Hopper break him out of jail, woozy with blood loss from his bites but still flirting shamelessly with Steve. “My knight in shining armor!” Eddie proclaims, leaning against Steve as they drag him out of his cell. “Stevie, you came back for me!” And Steve can’t stop blushing as they maneuver him to Hopper’s truck in secret. Dustin watches with fascination as Steve, red faced even in the dark of the evening, holds a now passed out Eddie in his lap in the backseat. Dustin whisper shouts to Steve later in the cabin, Eddie resting on Hopper’s bed, gang recuperating, “is that why you went after Nancy so hard? Oh my gosh! Steve, is that why you won’t date Robin! Steve, are you gay?” And Robin laughs and laughs as Steve snorts water out of his nose.