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uwusenpainya · 3 years ago

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You came into my life (you had no right)

Damien is very hot. He is a high school. bad boy. He ride motorcycle. Vroom vroom. He woke up and dragged his buff 6'8 mass over to the mirror. He glanced cooly at his reflection. The mirror almost shattered from his sheer sigma energy, as he observed his hench arms and his windswept boy band hair that was perfectly luscious like a lion's mane ( probably because lions are alphas). He nonchalantly threw on his black ripped jeans which exposed his knobbly knees and his nirvana tshirt that was very hip and authentic and cool in high school. And then he put his really cool studded denim jacket that was also black - like his soul (haha - . He finally grabbed his shades that hid his shimmering, mesmerising, gorgeous, piercing baby blue eyes - as his eyes very dangerous and could turn you into a wolf... (Authour's note:: AHHHHHH I'm getting scared just writing this :( .

District Attorney's POV

Lawyer work so hard even though im in high shcool they thought. They glanced over to this random boy in class who had windswept boy band hair that was perfectly luscious like a lion's mane and he wore a black ripped jeans which exposed his knobbly knees - what's he thinking way too scandalous for school District Attorney sighed to themself - and his nirvana tshirt that was very hip and authentic and cool... or so he thought. The boy caught thei r eye, and stared intensley, he made a face like he just smelt sh!t (Authour's note - sorry 4 swer word but it is neccesary for the story - dont tell my teacher he follows this account) District Attorney confidently meanders over to the annoying smell boy. ' what are you looking lie you smelle sh!t? Is it becaue you havent showered b!tch?' they announced lamely. The people in the clapped and laughed at the boy. Haha thought district attorney I win against that smelly loser boy! ( Author's note - sorry the main character is so mean TwT they get better please dont leave meits all i have left my fiancee took my lizard and i want to cry please im begging you help this story succeed it is based on true events (verified))

Jimin (from popular boy band BTS) looked at the scene and laughed at damien. Haha! he thiught finally that smelly dog boy got told Im so in love with that lawyer. Law was always hot to Jimin (from BTS) and he liked people who didnt' like people he disnt like. Jimin (from BTS) folloewd district attorney to the maths class and then said ' want to go to my house. They said yes and they both walked to Jimin's house (from BTS). They went in and V ( Jimin;s friend) said hi is this your new fiancee . Jimin (from BTS) sighed and said ; V brother in christ, I do not find yiou attractive stop being jealous and make urself attracve to me by gettin g a law egree like my new spouse!!!!!' Jungkook yelled from upstaris (in the bTS house) 'JIMIN YOU EA. jimin sighed to himslef ( from bts) and took District Attorney to the pool. He screamed. DAMIEN WHAY ARE YOUDS DOING HERE!! Dmaein glared at Jimin from bts and smiled evil. Bllod on his black ripped jeans which exposed his knobbly knees and his nirvana tshirt that was very hip and authentic and cool. DISTRICT ATTORNEY IS MINE, BECAUSE I LIKE THEIR SWEATER VEST AND HOW THEY WER MEAN TO ME BECAUS EEVEYR ONE IS SO NICE IT IS PAINFUL AND I AM COOL LONER BAD BOY MOTROCYE SDMAN AND I DONT LIKE THEIR AFFECTON...

Jimin (from BTS) got very mad. He burst into song from his hit song LIE which is about liars and how it is not very good to lie. Damien crumbled his psyche under attack from the sherr emotion and psychoanalysis in the song. It was deeper than the atlantic (It;s avery deep lake by my house fyi if you dont leve in Grrenalnd). Just then, Jackson Wang fromgot7 burst the door down and said 'We need to party'. jimin from bts and damien and District attorney yelle ' mno jack you are not an empath!'. (Warning bad language!!!) Sacrebleu cried Jakcson Wnage he ran off into the night riyung becaus he not empth.

District Attorney

Thsi si very bad they though as they saw the random boy who they never met before in their life be telled at by Jimin (from BTS) as they listened to his siren song by the pool. It was evry good. and he sing nice. Jungkook yelled from inside the big marble house that looked vey ecpensive. He say 'District Attorney, get inside Jimin (from BTS) will seduce you with his song if you dont come inside'. District Attorney strolled inside and met V. They trie to idnore the sound of damien rying as jimin (from bts) therapist him with hs amazing deep song about bad liars and how theyre bad. V said you should go to the park they sell amazing dog beds and i need one for my cat.

District Attorney went home to lawyer.

Damien PO

dAMEIN went home and cried in bed. 'District Attorney will never notice me when my competibg is Jimin from bts with his scary song that was about liars and how theyr bad and not nice to me. He pulled of his black ripped jeans which exposed his knobbly knees and his nirvana tshirt that was very hip and authentic and cool and got ready for bed. Before he got to slepp he got phone call from Jackson Wang (cool party man from hogwarts fanficton i read on tumblr about draco and herimone it was very weirx and it gave me nightmares TwT please dont look it uo it is nt good for you). Jackson Wang screamed into the phoen ' I have your dog and i will find out its emotions. I am an empath and i will make it known. Damien Sobbed sdaly into his sweaty palms. He put back on his black ripped jeans which exposed his knobbly knees and his nirvana tshirt that was very hip and authentic and cool and raced down staird to rescue his dog. Jackson stood crying. 'I-im dont h-have your dog damien-- pl-leas forgve e i jsut want to be and mepath am i empathetic dameint. Damien yelled ' you smell take a shower its very sh!tty to ptake my dog (A/N sorry for swear word guts). Jackson fell tot he gronud and sprinted home. Damien cried and

Jimin form bts ate a muffin ( because he can event htouh he vampire drink nlood) t reminded him of District Attorney because hey wer veyr sweet (i warned it would be very flufy Uwu)

Thats enought for tongiht my mom said i need toeat spefet fro dinner and it my bedtime (6:30pm 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

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