#sdhfshdfkj not the ibs LOL too relatable. the poor guy suffers so much already

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I would love to talk about Mysterio. Do you have any very specific random headcanons about him? Couple of mine are that he loves knit turtleneck sweaters and has IBS-

Dad bod. he is not a twink. I refuse to accept that. his suit may be padded for protection and other things, but so is he! I am not crazy. I know that man is thick.

He 100% makes movie quotes/references when he tries to flirt. Usually as a last resort when his more confident and suave demeanor has hit a dead end.

Keeps his more vulnerable and personal side hidden under lock and key. Only the most special and most trusted get to see that side of him.. oh to be one of those select few.

Another 100%: this man absolutely enjoys disco. He would totally go to a disco club and kill it on the light up dance floor. Probably enjoys dancing as much as he does singing, too. Karaoke bar, private room where he can drown himself with snacks and possible booze as he just sings to himself to his favorite selections of songs. probably ends up as a regular customer, maybe.

Could honestly talk about him all day, there's so much to enjoy about this idiot