#scumfucklesbian

[farmcorelynch]

Hi, I read your pynch fic "but i didn't do it right" and I loved it. Literally wow! I cannot wait for the next chapter 😘

anon stop guilt tripping me for avoiding chapter eight while my brain is going sicko mode (jk !!! ilu !!!! im gonna try to open google docs again 4u lmao 💘💘)

[ao3feed-pynch]

by scumfucklesbian

“I’m taking a break from work, thought I’d drop by Henrietta for a week or two,” Adam muttered, tapping his fingers against his knees like he used to on Ronan’s thigh under cafeteria tables, “And it’s been too long since I’ve been home.”

Please don’t this to me, Ronan prayed to the peeling ceiling paint.

Ronan agreed, grunting as he stole a bite of pie off Adam’s plate after snatching Adam’s fork. Eleven years was a whole lifetime of being a part, a torturous wound as deep as the distance that separated Adam Parrish from Ronan Lynch.

(Ronan has been a harbouring a crush on the employee of his mother's bakery for years.

Eleven years later, he returns, causing Ronan's life that he built with an Adam Parrish shaped hole to collapse.)

Words: 3588, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Ronan Lynch, Adam Parrish, Blue Sargent, Richard Gansey III, Orphan Girl | Opal, Aurora Lynch, Maura Sargent

Relationships: Ronan Lynch/Adam Parrish

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Bakery, Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés, baker! aurora, baker! ronan, Sharing a Bed, Friends to Lovers, Slow Burn, Getting Back Together, sorta - Freeform, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Alternate Universe - Childhood Friends, also maura and aurora are dating because i say so, Adopted Children, Food as a Metaphor for Love

[ao3feed-trc]

baby love me (cause i'm playing on the radio)

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2LqpJ2p

by scumfucklesbian

“Looks like we have our first and only caller for the night, fucking delighted to have you on air with us, Mr Insomnia. Did you know on average a normal functioning human being needs seven hours of beauty sleep?”

There’s an amused lilt to the host’s voice which makes Adam feel irrational in the best ways, his tired ribcage closing in on itself like moth wings. He lays his phone on the floor and presses his ear to the receiver, as if that allowed him to hear the host clearer, hear him closer, enveloping himself in that soft tone.

“You’re one to talk, you’re awake too”

“You must be new on this show, we never sleep during the witching hour”

(Adam accidentally tunes into a mythology and paranormal radio show at 3 am, he also accidentally falls in love with the voice behind it)

Words: 2000, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Ronan Lynch, Adam Parrish, Blue Sargent, Richard Gansey III

Relationships: Ronan Lynch/Adam Parrish

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Radio, Slow Burn, Radio Host Ronan Lynch, Professional Bisexual Disaster Adam Parrish, au where they both fall in love with each other's voices, Fluff and Humor, Meet-Cute

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2LqpJ2p

[ao3feed-pynch]

by scumfucklesbian

“Don’t you think maybe it’s time for a break, cowboy?”

Adam barely raised his head to glare at her, his fringe already sticking to his forehead while the rest of his hair stuck out in too many directions at once like a wild birds nest.

“I’m just saying, throwing a tantrum every three minutes ain’t gonna fix your burnout”

(Adam Parrish, New York Times bestselling author, struggles to write his next novel. His friends force him to take a break at his editor's (admittedly handsome) best friend's seaside property.)

Words: 1356, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Ronan Lynch, Adam Parrish, Richard Gansey III, Blue Sargent, Noah Czerny, Henry Cheng, basically the whole gangsey, Orphan Girl | Opal

Relationships: Ronan Lynch/Adam Parrish, Adam Parrish & Blue Sargent, Noah Czerny & Ronan Lynch, Minor or Background Relationship(s)

Additional Tags: Author Adam Parrish, Farmer Ronan Lynch, Strangers to Lovers, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, okay they aren't enemies but they sure are pissed off at each other, Writer's Block, Alternate Universe- No Supernatural, Alternate Universe - Roommates/Housemates, Hurt/Comfort, Sharing a Bed, Slow Burn

[ao3feed-pynch]

by scumfucklesbian

“Looks like we have our first and only caller for the night, fucking delighted to have you on air with us, Mr Insomnia. Did you know on average a normal functioning human being needs seven hours of beauty sleep?”

There’s an amused lilt to the host’s voice which makes Adam feel irrational in the best ways, his tired ribcage closing in on itself like moth wings. He lays his phone on the floor and presses his ear to the receiver, as if that allowed him to hear the host clearer, hear him closer, enveloping himself in that soft tone.

“You’re one to talk, you’re awake too”

“You must be new on this show, we never sleep during the witching hour”

(Adam accidentally tunes into a mythology and paranormal radio show at 3 am, he also accidentally falls in love with the voice behind it)

Words: 2211, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Ronan Lynch, Adam Parrish, Blue Sargent, Richard Gansey III

Relationships: Ronan Lynch/Adam Parrish

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Radio, Slow Burn, Radio Host Ronan Lynch, Professional Bisexual Disaster Adam Parrish, au where they both fall in love with each other's voices, Meet-Cute, i just love this trope so much, and i also love over describing adam's southern accent, adam sings !!, (and serenades his future husband)

[ao3feed-trc]

but i didn't do it right (can i try again?)

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2R9MQma

by scumfucklesbian

Ronan has been a harbouring a crush on the employee of his mother's bakery for years.

Eleven years later, he returns, causing Ronan's life that he built with an Adam Parrish shaped hole to collapse.

Words: 3571, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Ronan Lynch, Adam Parrish, Blue Sargent, Richard Gansey III, Orphan Girl | Opal, Aurora Lynch, Maura Sargent

Relationships: Ronan Lynch/Adam Parrish

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Bakery, Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés, baker! aurora, baker! ronan, Sharing a Bed, Friends to Lovers, Slow Burn, Getting Back Together, sorta - Freeform, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Alternate Universe - Childhood Friends, also maura and aurora are dating because i say so, Adopted Children

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2R9MQma

[ao3feed-trc]

bet you rue the day you kissed a writer in the dark

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/31oqS0s

by scumfucklesbian

“Don’t you think maybe it’s time for a break, cowboy?”

Adam barely raised his hung head to glare at her, his fringe already sticking to his forehead while the rest of his hair stuck out in too many directions at once like a wild birds nest.

“I’m just saying, throwing a tantrum every three minutes ain’t gonna fix your burnout”

(Adam Parrish, New York Times bestselling author, struggles to write his next novel. His friends force him to take a break at his editor's (admittedly handsome) best friend's seaside property.)

Words: 1357, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Ronan Lynch, Adam Parrish, Richard Gansey III, Blue Sargent, Noah Czerny, Henry Cheng, basically the whole gangsey, Orphan Girl | Opal

Relationships: Ronan Lynch/Adam Parrish, Adam Parrish & Blue Sargent, Noah Czerny & Ronan Lynch, Minor or Background Relationship(s)

Additional Tags: Author Adam Parrish, Farmer Ronan Lynch, Strangers to Lovers, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, okay they aren't enemies but they sure are pissed off at each other, Writer's Block, Alternate Universe- No Supernatural, Alternate Universe - Roommates/Housemates, Hurt/Comfort, Sharing a Bed, Slow Burn

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/31oqS0s