#scp 083

[lumiidragon]

Abel and Cain avatar redraws~!

Been wanting to redraw some of my old SCP and of course I'm going to choose something with these two~

Old art under the cut. Bleh.

[agnol117]

Series I, Part XV

SCP-079 - Old AI

This one’s kinda funny and sad? Like, some kid programmed an AI, then got bored with it, and just left it in his garage to stew and get more and more advanced, and now it hates everyone. Which, honestly, relatable. I love it.

10/10

SCP-080 - Dark Form

Okay so I know it says not to refer to 080 as “the Boogieman,” but honestly, it’s the Boogieman. It’s a shadow creature that disappears in light brighter than a standard nightlight and causes nightmares. That’s a Boogieman. Sorry SCP Foundation, I don’t make the rules. I like that it can cause permanent psychological damage, though. That’s a neat addition.

8/10

SCP-081 - Spontaneous Combustion Virus

Spontaneous human combustion has always been a thing that fascinates me (I wrote a paper on it in college), because I’ve always been into weird shit like this (shocker, I know). The idea that it’s caused by a virus is actually kind of neat. I don’t even mind that it references real world events (documented cases of SHC), because there’s no “real” explanation for why it happens, so it doesn’t feel particularly weird or disrespectful.

9/10

SCP-082 - “Fernand” the Cannibal

So, despite being eaten alive being one of my biggest phobias, I actually really like this one. It’s very well written and well crafted. So I dig it. It’s kinda funny, what with the guy being tricked into thinking he’s the king of France, and then just sort of randomly attacking people when the urge strikes him. I also really like that it kind of ends on a joke? It’s great. Love it.

10/10

SCP-083 - An Abandoned Row Home

I really don’t know what to make of this one. It’s weird, and it’s certainly got a creepy factor, but like…I dunno. I find this one kind of unsettling, honestly. Not so much that the house changes its layout, but more that it might be inhabited and we’d have no way of knowing? Definitely spooky.

8/10

SCP-084 - Static Tower

This one creeps me out. I dunno why, but radio towers are creepy. All the extra stuff (trapping people there, weird photographs, etc) is just extra. Nails it in one.

9/10

SCP-085 - Hand-drawn “Cassy”

This one makes me sad. It’s another case of “if not for the Foundation, this person couldn’t live,” because obviously a person who is just a drawing on a piece of paper couldn’t have a normal life otherwise, but this one has the added tragedy of Cassy only existing because of the Foundation, which honestly makes it worse. Combine this with Cassy being aware that she’s a drawing and thus forever alone, and that she’s showing symptoms of depression because of this, and it’s just a generally super depressing skip.

10/10

[o5-the-progeny]

Progeny [signing groggily]: "Want to smack bat with a bat."

Stojan: "'Bat' is gone, Astra. Do not worry."

Progeny [signing groggily]: "Good. Was annoying."

X

[theyanderespecialist]

Can you make it's on own story on archive of our own? Name the story "Dusk till dawn! I MAKE YOU BE MINE" and can you make reader a photographer and make them gender neural (the normal verse)

All the detail i want:

-SCP 085 trying to persued reader to become a vampire like him when he going to die by SCP 298 music and reader act like "Why would I want to be pathetic like you?"

-Reader splash SCP 085 with cat urine and garlic juice and riding the back of SCP 682 and confused to why everyone say they behaved recklessly and a potential liability.

-Dr bright bet five grand that reader wouldn't be able to throw cat piss at SCP 083 and reader infact actually splash the liquid onto SCP-083.

-SCP 682 is asexual (He doesn't know what that mean) and he hated that he having very sexual thought about reader and that he wanted to breed them.

-Dr clef being overprotective of reader.

-Dr iceberg hatred for reader turnd into a lovesick obsesseon.

(Sorry for taking this very long to answer because I didn't know you already answer my ask)

Title: Obsessive Photo: Various Yandere SCP X Non-Binary Researcher Reader

Summary: Dr. (Name) (Last Name) is a Researcher at The Foundation. Once They take a bet with Dr. Kondraki against Dr. Bright that they could throw piss on a certain SCP. They knew how to win it with ease. This is the night their life began to change. And Maybe not for the better. With SCPS and Staff falling into obsessive love with this Researcher.

Find It On Archive Of Our Own:

here is the teaser but the rest will not be posted here!

TEASER:

(No One's POV)

(Name) was sitting in their office with Dr. Benjamin Kondraki when Dr. Jack Bright came into the two doctors' offices. (Name) was working on their camera and looked up at Jack they smiled.

"What are you doing here Bright man?" They ask Bright.

"I am here to give you a new case, SCP 83 wants to request you." He says.

(Name) frowns and snatches the files from Jack. "Why would he want me, I am not a woman." For a little personal info (Name) was intersex but identified as non-binary, they had both working parts though, and a small chest, which was held together with a sports bra with ease since they are so small.

"He must have heard something," Bright says. "So I have a bet for you."

"And what would that be?" (Name) asks raising one of their eyebrows.

"I bet you five grand and a date you cannot throw cat piss on him," Jack smirks. "You cannot do it, I get to go on a date with you, if you do, you get five grand."

"I will throw in five grand that (Name) can throw cat piss on him, if I lose you get 5 grand and If I win I get five grand." Kondraki butts in.

"Sounds good to me." (Name) says and stands up. "I expect to have my five grand by lunch, Bright."

They walk out and both of the two males glare at each other and go back to work.

[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS here is the teaser I will also post the teaser and link to Archive of our own version on Tumblr! I hope you all enjoyed this and stay sexy, all of my sexy muffins!]

[scp-torment]

We Need To Talk About Fifty-Five

"Can I smoke?" This time the receptionist narrows her eyes at Marion. "No," she says. "You— No, you can't smoke anywhere on Site 200. Just because it's an administration building doesn't mean we don't have lungs. Or labor law." Marion notices the exasperation on the young woman's face. "I've asked you that before, haven't I?" "Twice in the last quarter-hour," the receptionist says. "You must really need a smoke." She's genuinely puzzled at the repeated question, and she's doing a bad job of concealing her puzzlement. "You think this is like Memento, don't you?" Marion offers, charitably. "You think I have no long-term memory, and if I stay in one place for too long I forget why I'm there." The receptionist is only just old enough to remember that film. "I… guess?" Marion smiles sympathetically and shakes her head. It's nothing so simple.

Duke 'Till Dawn

Foreword by O5-2: On █-██-████, an investigation was launched into the continued viability of SCP-083. Several factors were taken into account, such as the relative danger involved in sustained containment and cost-benefit of the costly procurement of virgin blood on a regular basis. In conclusion, a unanimous decision to terminate SCP-083 was made amongst the O5, and handed down to Site 19 administrators. After researching the difficulties involved in terminating a regenerating, superhuman, and potential Keter object, the termination was set in motion. The man chosen for the task was an old standby, a man of great experience and expertise in the elimination of humanoid SCP objects of great destructive potential. Known for his clean, almost surgical method, he was quickly approved to carry out the termination. Unfortunately, he was not available. Despite urging from peers and subordinates, Dr. ████████ Kondraki was chosen to perform the termination. After giving himself the proper clearance and approval to do so through a loophole he had found in relevant regulations, O5 grudgingly accepted his self-appointment. O5-8* assuaged the board’s fears with Dr. Kondraki’s impressive credentials, and claimed that given such an important responsibility, he might finally take his position seriously. *It should be noted here that O5-8 was a new appointment, and had not been present for the previous disciplinary actions involving the senior doctor.

[ask-sparkly-heart]

Ohhhh, I know what's wrong with you. You're your reality's SCP-083 "The Duke". The vampire bitch.

Nope! I’m Dr. Ellie L. :)

[cute-nerdy-metalhead]

The younger brother of SCP-083-UA

I was in a warehouse and found a magic sewing machine that could make a piece of clothing instantly, you just had to give it pieces of fabric, but you couldn't choose what it would be and one of the sleeves/pant legs would always be wrong.

[proxylynn]

im so gonna get demoted for this...

Lynn: Sorry. *runs away* I'll be hiding away in Duke's container!

("Duke" aka SCP-083-D)

[calling-for-kins]

Hey! I’m SCP 083, looking for any canonmates to just chat with! My timeline was very similar to canon, I just wasn’t attracted to women lol. If you wanna talk, my discord tag is duke#9226 :)

🔮

[motgarel]

[Click for better quality]

I guess at this point I'll just take any excuse to draw Kondraki being a katana enthusiast.

Here's a 'Duke till Dawn' fanart.

Inspired in this tale.

[amajorsystem]

a lot of building skips r like this, as well as immobile anomalies such aaas [grabs my notes]

SCP-006, SCP-015, SCP-022, SCP-024, SCP-026, SCP-028, SCP-031, SCP-036, SCP-057, SCP-065, SCP-083, SCP-084, SCP-086, SCP-087, SCP-094, SCP-097

SCP-100, SCP-102 (technically not under foundation control due to legal disputes), SCP-110, SCP-112, SCP-121, SCP-130, SCP-144, SCP-176, SCP-197

SCP-210, SCP-211, SCP-222, SCP-225-1, SCP-238, SCP-242, [...]

unfortunately that's where my notes stop for now and i'm 99% i missed a couple but as you can see immobile skips are very common!

Idk anything about scps but ive always wondered. And that picture reminded me. If they find an anomaly that cannot be moved like that portal image do they just build an entire building around it

Yeah :D Idr any numbers off the top of my head but it's established practice to build provisional sites that are exactly that

[phinnsyreads]

Item #: SCP-083

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-083 is to be kept under constant video surveillance, with at least one Level 3 staff member on call at all times to respond to security breaches. Entrance to SCP-083 is permissible to Level 1 and 2 personnel with proper clearances, provided they wear a tracking device while inside.

Description: SCP-083 appears to be an uninhabited, two-story row house in a general state of disrepair, with an interior of approximately 366 square meters. It is located in the ██████████ block of ███████. The deed and property tax records for the address are missing after ██████. The last known persons to reside at the address were the ███████ family, but [DATA EXPUNGED]. Until acquisition by the Foundation, the property was the reputed "office" for local narcotics dealers who gained entry to the structure through a front window, since the locking mechanisms on both the front and back doors were corroded and frozen shut. SCP-083 first came to the Foundation's attention on ███████, when an altercation outside the building resulted in the front door being kicked in by [DATA EXPUNGED].

Those who entered through the door of SCP-083 (Group A) allegedly found themselves inside a fully-furnished and well-maintained home with functioning electricity and a fully-stocked kitchen whose appliances and decor appeared to be from the early 20th Century. Personnel who entered through the windows (Group B) described the interior as "dark and dilapidated," corresponding to the view through the windows. Personnel in Group A also reported that they couldn't see, hear, or find any members of Group B inside the house or anyone else besides themselves. Group B observed that members of Group A seemed to "vanish into thin air" upon crossing the door's threshold.

Both groups inside the property not only described very different living conditions, but their descriptions did not even correspond to the same floor plan. Their descriptions matched only in the relative position of the windows, since both groups saw the same street view. Personnel outside the house, however, reported only seeing members of Group B.

These observations were repeatedly tested and confirmed by staff, with the additional finding that the rear door of SCP-083 also leads to the "furnished" interior. Any non-conventional entry (i.e., windows, holes in the roof, down the chimney, etc), leads to the "dilapidated" interior, and persons inside the different interiors are unable to detect each other's presence, although they both register on standard spectral imaging equipment, so long as said equipment is outside SCP-083. It was also discovered that the furnished interior is not static. The floor plan of SCP-083 apparently changes, with a different layout and different numbers and kinds of rooms manifesting (see Document #083-A). No clear pattern or set interval has been observed in the rearrangement of the interior of SCP-083, but the phenomenon has never been directly observed or experienced by personnel while inside SCP-083 (see summary of Experiment 083-03, listed as Document #083-C). So long as a human presence exists inside, the floor plan seems to remain stable. Although the "furnished" interior appears to be well-maintained, no inhabitants or custodians have ever been detected.

Addendum: It has been recommended that SCP-083 be evaluated as a possible autonomous object.

Document #083-A:

Nineteen walkthroughs of SCP-083 have been conducted to date, and each has produced a unique floor plan with a combined total of 154 different rooms, with 17 of those rooms present on more than one walkthrough, though in differing locations (see Document #083-B). The rooms conform to a variety of decorative styles, representative of major artistic trends of the late 19th and 20th centuries, complete with era-appropriate furnishings and technology. However, each of the 19 floor plans still equal 366 square meters of space, and in each walkthrough, the front door has so far consistently led directly to the same Victorian front parlor, designated FP-0. The rear door [DATA EXPUNGED].

Addendum to Document #083-A:

Upon comparative analysis of all recorded floorplans for SCP-083, it has been observed that the small door in the north wall of FP-0 always opens up to reveal a closet. Though the dimensions and contents of the closets have varied considerably, a teal and white, "Deluxe Convertible" upright Hoover vacuum cleaner has been observed among the contents over 60% of the time. It is unknown why, of the three doors leading from FP-0, this one (and the Hoover vacuum within) has shown such a high level of conservation when none of the others have.

Document #083-C: Summary of Experiment 083-03

On █████, Dr. ███ ██████ entered SCP-083 through the front door and set up three digital video cameras. One was placed in the middle of FP-0, a second camera on the second floor between DR-2 and K-4, and a third camera in the basement room ST-1. Personnel entering through FP-0 Window A were unable to confirm the existence of any of the rooms, nor of the three cameras, though the cameras' locations inside SCP-083 were externally confirmed with EM sensors.

Observation was conducted for a period of 48 hours, during which time no personnel were allowed to enter. No movements within SCP-083 or any of the rooms were observed, and the camera locations remained fixed. After 48 hours, agents were sent in to retrieve the three cameras, but only found one, the camera in FP-0, at its electronically-confirmed location. The other two cameras, and the rooms in which they were placed, were gone, with different rooms in their place. Despite this, the EM sensors continued to detect the electrical signatures of the other two cameras, indicating that they had not shifted position at all.

Sweeps of SCP-083 were made hourly for the next 36 hours, and although further room rearrangements were noted, neither of the rigged rooms reappeared, and after 36 hours, the signals diminished below detection thresholds (possibly due to a loss of battery power in the two missing cameras). Three weeks later, ST-1 recurred on the second floor and its camera was recovered, with a dead battery. The third camera remains missing.

Note on Experiment #083-03: Memo

Dr. ███ ██████ requested and was granted permission to repeat Experiment 083-03, which resulted in the similar inexplicable loss of six more cameras. While the Foundation is committed to the pursuit of scientific discovery, it has been decided to abandon further experimentation of this type on SCP-083, until a way can be found to do it without overdrafting the department's budget in order to replace "disappeared" equipment.

—Dr. █████ █████

Document #083-D:

On █████, Agent ██████████ conducted a walkthrough of SCP-083 and reported evidence of food preparation, describing "a sound like banging pots and pans," and "the smell of cooking meat." Agent ██████████ was unable to localize the source of the phenomena, nor even to find a kitchen. Agent ██████████ did eventually encounter a dining room (designated DR-8), but it was clearly in a state of non-use. Agent █████████ estimated the sounds and smell persisted for approximately 20 minutes before "fading away." There were no other signs of intruders.

Document #083-E:

On █████, smoke was observed emanating from SCP-083's chimney. Agent ████████ was dispatched to investigate and found the location designated SR-12 with burning embers in the fireplace. SR-12 had been previously documented on SCP-083 Internal Surveys 5 and 6, but in both prior encounters the fireplace was cold and swept clean. Agent ████████ recovered a partially-burned fragment of newsprint from the fireplace [DATA EXPUNGED], as well as the nub of a █████ cigar.

A sweep of SCP-083 found no other evidence of intruders, and review of video surveillance confirmed no one else entering or leaving the house aside from appropriate personnel at expected intervals. Agent ████████ remained on-site until the fire was out, at which point smoke emanations ceased and did not recur. Agent ████████ made no alterations to SR-12 and left the premises at ████. Twenty-four hours later, Agent ████████ returned to SCP-083, but SR-12 was no longer present and has not been found on three subsequent walkthroughs.

Analysis of the █████ cigar did not produce any DNA, but did yield [DATA EXPUNGED].

Addendum: Recommend SCP-083 be evaluated for upgrade to Euclid status. [Approved]

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[kadekuro]

EXCERPT FROM POST-INCIDENT INTERVIEW 083-Iceberg-42

Comic of Dr. Iceberg's interview from the SCP tale Duke Till Dawn (http://scpwiki.com/duke-till-dawn)

Check out the (unaffiliated) audio adaption here: https://youtube.com/watch?v=F9HHrvgvaD4

[o5-the-progeny]

[REDACTED]’s Prose

Part VI

Warnings: Mild harassment

Relevant Tags: tw mild harassment

Word Count: 511

He hurt them, I thought with a mild scowl. He hurt my—no. This Aisling Gallagher is not my Aisling Gallagher; they’re not my ren. …So why am I still angry?

I sighed.

Just focus, I told myself, poring over file after digital file on the Bright family. Focus on finding Rowan and Orion.

I was wandering aimlessly around Site 19—where I’d been transferred for the time being to fill in for some site director whose name I didn’t know—to stretch my legs after sitting behind a desk all day. I had, once again, somehow managed to lose my bodyguards. I knew I was in for an earful from them—again—but losing them was an accident.

…This time.

It wasn’t their fault; they were great at their jobs. I was just slippery. Always had been.

“And what are you doing here on your own, madam?”

I sighed and squeezed the bridge of my nose; I’d been warned about this individual: Caucasian with black hair and brown eyes, around six feet tall. SCP-083.

I pulled out my tablet and booted up the text-to-speech program, shrugging 083’s cold hand off my shoulder as I did so. “Research,” I typed. It wasn’t a total lie; I was looking for my brothers again.

“You have beautiful hair,” 083 crooned, twisting a lock around his thin fingers. He glanced at my face. “Why do you dye it?”

I smacked 083’s hand away again, pulling a rubber band from my wrist and pulling my hair back. He wasn’t wrong; it’d had been a while since I’d dyed my hair black, and my natural auburn color was starting to grow out. “Do not touch me,” I signed sharply.

“Hey!” I was pulled back; I looked around and saw a black-haired woman I didn’t recognize holding me at her side; I did recognize the amulet, though. “Keep your hands to yourself, 083,” Dr. Bright snapped.

083 sighed. Before he could say anything, Bright guided me away. “Will you stop wandering off on your own?” she asked me, clearly frustrated.

I typed something and hesitated for a moment—choosing my wording—before continuing. When I was finished, the TTS program read out: “Sorry, Uncle Jack.”

Dr. Bright flinched. “I’m not… I mean, who told you?”

“Nobody. I found out my dad’s last name—‘Bright’—remembered you visiting my ren when I was little, and put two and two together.”

“…Okay, yeah, fine. I’m your auncle.”

She said it like the first part of “Australia” combined with something that sounded like “ankle.”

“So, you, uh, know about Twelve too, huh?”

I frowned slightly at the mention of my least favorite co-worker. “No. What about him?”

Bright grimaced. “Oh,” she said in a small voice. “Uh, nothing. Ignore me.”

“Auncle Jack.” Even my TTS sounded done.

Bright hesitated; he seemed to be choosing his words carefully. She was fidgeting. “O5-12—‘Adam’—is, uh… He is… your grandfather…? Uh, on your dad’s side, I mean. He’s your, uh, dad’s dad.”

My tablet fell from my hands as I signed “WHAT?”

[girldraki]

not now son daddy’s plan to terminate scp-083 “duke” is flopping

[scp-torment]

Duke 'Till Dawn

Foreword by O5-2: On █-██-████, an investigation was launched into the continued viability of SCP-083. Several factors were taken into account, such as the relative danger involved in sustained containment and cost-benefit of the costly procurement of virgin blood on a regular basis. In conclusion, a unanimous decision to terminate SCP-083 was made amongst the O5, and handed down to Site 19 administrators. After researching the difficulties involved in terminating a regenerating, superhuman, and potential Keter object, the termination was set in motion. The man chosen for the task was an old standby, a man of great experience and expertise in the elimination of humanoid SCP objects of great destructive potential. Known for his clean, almost surgical method, he was quickly approved to carry out the termination. Unfortunately, he was not available. Despite urging from peers and subordinates, Dr. ████████ Kondraki was chosen to perform the termination. After giving himself the proper clearance and approval to do so through a loophole he had found in relevant regulations, O5 grudgingly accepted his self-appointment. O5-8* assuaged the board’s fears with Dr. Kondraki’s impressive credentials, and claimed that given such an important responsibility, he might finally take his position seriously. *It should be noted here that O5-8 was a new appointment, and had not been present for the previous disciplinary actions involving the senior doctor.

Reality Check

Description: SCP-XXXX is an unornamented longsword believed to have been created during the late medieval period, approximately the mid-13th century. Riven was back a few minutes later, peering over Kiryu's shoulder. “Is “longsword” really the right word for it? I feel like the medieval terminology would’ve been more like ‘cut and thrust sword’ or ‘hand and a half stabby thing’. Something more specific.” “I’ll consult someone on-site who has more experience with this sort of thing, Riven. Let me finish writing the rough draft already.”