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wow im finally making another headcanon post!! look at me go!! i found a prompt for this... obviously this is gonna have swearing and stuff in it :P

how much the mercs swear + how they swear

heavy - he swears occasionally but only when he really needs too? like when hes really pissed (which is not often) - when he does swear its in russian 

soldier  - he doesnt swear too much but still swears a lot yk? hes in that middle ground - when hes mad he swears quite a bit - but most/other times its replaced by just calling people maggots or whatever thing he can come up with as an insult

scout - he “swears” - its not real swearing - he says crap, dang, etc - RARELY youll hear a shit or damn slip out but besides that he just doesnt swear or uses those swear substitutes

demo - a lot do i have to say more - i feel like when he swears (when hes drunk) is just a jumbled mess of angry swears like you cant tell what hes saying but you can tell its mad and tell its swearing

engie - i think he just swears whenever hes mad - when he does swear its probably not an actual “swear word” (and is probably a substitute like scout) - i think the only swear he would actually say would be dammit 

pyro - now this is a tough one but i think they would swear occasionally, which just comes out as muffled sounds of course - usually would swear when theyre mad or when they get a good kill or something like that - “burn in hell!” would be what they say the most (ironic but it fits honestly)

medic - medic swears a TON - but its all in german - says shit, dammit, ‘kiss my ass’, etc a lot 

sniper - he swears occasionally - but usually its not actually swearing, he’ll say piss or wanker instead - he will say bloody hell though

spy - yes he swears a lot - but its a mix of french and english - he just says any swear when hes mad, - shit, fuck, bitch, etc 

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to make up for the last post i deleted after like 5 mins cause i didnt like it

silly headcanon that sniper goes into forests and stuff to hang out with animals like in princess movies