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Local gardener adopts Big Bad Evil Guy
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❝ ah . . . that is unlucky for you . it's not my problem . ❞
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#* 001. ASH MEAT / UNDER BROKEN BONES & COLD FLARES .#* 001. scourgekeep#scourgekeep#hope this is okay dude!
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scourgekeep replied to your photo: can someone explain to me why his ass is so...
IM SCREAMING IT REMINDS ME OF THAT ONE SPONGEBOB SCENE WHERE PATRICK TURNED AROUND AND EVERYONE THOUGHT H HAD A FAT ASS BUT REALLY THIS BITCH HAD A CAKE IN HIS PANTS AND WHIPPED OUT THE BOX LIKE ‘HERE’
CONSIDERING HOW FLAT HIS ASS LOOKS HALF OF THE TIME ??? I WOULDN’T BE SURPRISED IF THERE WAS A FUCKING CAKE BOX IN THERE
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sends full adventuring party after a female Scourgekeeper: fails
sends Scanlan alone after the female Scourgekeeper: success
well played, Scan-man.
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