#scheißdoodle

[moveslikekeithrichards]

does anybody else have Two Black Cats. i saw another set of black cats once that looked like mine & i wanna know if they all look like this

[ID: a doodle of two black cats. one has no discernible features except for huge wide sparkly eyes. the other is detailed to look sort of lumpy and weird, with calmer eyes.]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

memes cats would make

[ID: a simple chart showing two captioned illustrations. the first is a drawing of a smiling person labeled "The Person." underneath are bullet points which say: "nice to me," "calls me good boy names like Dumb Sausage and Stop," "put dinner," and "holding me because i never be bad." the second is a frowning person with an angry vacuum cleaner labeled "The Person (evil alter ego???) and the bullet points read: "LOUD," "maybe possessed by Bad devil or evil etc," and "chases me except if i hide behind the ladder thats been in the living room for 6 months it can't find me."]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

[ID: a very rough doodle of a bunch of people sitting around playing video games. these people, though unidentifiable in the drawing, are buster keaton, a groovy girl with big glasses, the bye bye man, george martin, eric woolfson, and a bespectacled cat. hovering over them, glowing and t-posing, is cher. there is also a cat peeking out of a vent in the ceiling.]

cher is hovering over me. u know

[moveslikekeithrichards]

[ID: a very simply drawn three panel comic. the first panel shows a person approaching a cat that's laying on the floor and reaching down to hug her, saying "gertie." the second panel shows two coins falling from the person's shirt pocket. the third panel shows the coins bouncing off the cat, who doesn't care.]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

[ID: a drawing of a cat walking away from a person but one of her front claws is stuck to the person's shirt, so her arm is pulled under her body as she leaves. the person, looking frustrated, says "gertrude" as they try to grab the cat.]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

gertrude was yowling and hollering and lumbering bc she wanted wet food but she already had it so i gave her some treats to appease her & she looked at me with such contempt

[ID: a doodle of a haggard old cat looking with weary disdain at the viewer, a small pile of treats on the floor before her.]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

[ID: a simple doodle showing a person, labeled "me inspecting dad's wawa sizzli after removing the box from the floor," looking at an open box on a counter, labeled "dad's wawa sizzli (recently confiscated from bad animals)." the person says, "do the croissant ones not have a top bun?" behind them, two cats, labeled "bad animals," are on the floor playing with the top bun.]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the animal situation in here rn

[ID: a doodle of three cats sitting in a row. the first are two black kittens, one slightly larger than the other, labeled "the Good" and "the Bad." the third is a huge decrepit haggard old cat, not labeled but implied to be "the Ugly."]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

hello i am here looking for gertrude content. i've seen a few drawings around for Ages but saw them again recently with a picture of her and now i am here to see if there's anything good i've missed. and the first thing i see upon searching your blog for gertrude is you wishing you could tell your grandmother how much people love her cat. well. i hope you do get to tell her that. because i love her cat very much. (and your depictions of her which are just really incredible in the personality and emotions they convey. great work) have a nice day!

[ID: a silly doodle of a generic cartoon person and a cat at a ouija board together. the person says "grandma everyone thinks your cat is dope as fuck," and a ghost hovering behind the person responds "pepsi."]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

people like Wretched Little Emotion Doodles heres mine

[ID: two simple doodles featuring a generic cartoon person with big wet teary eyes. the first shows them sitting at a table with a drawing of a flower and a crayon before them, miserably giving a thumbs up. the second shows them sitting with a laptop, peering sadly over the edge of the table at it.]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

artistic recreation of my parents changing the lightbulbs in the kitchen of our notoriously poorly-lit house

[ID: a doodle showing the corner of a dimly lit room. there is a doorway with bright white light shining through it, and voice bubbles from inside the next room shout "CHRIST" and "JESUS."]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

[ID: a very simple doodle of a person sitting on a toilet, looking up to see two spiders climbing down a web from the ceiling. the spiders are labeled "descent" in flaming text.]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

[ID: a crudely drawn three-panel comic. the first image shows a person going up the stairs as another person beside the staircase holds up a bowl, shouting "LOOK." the second image shows a close up of the bowl, which has a bug in it. the third image shows the person on the stairs, labelled "no glasses," leaning down squinting at the bowl in confusion.]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

Hi i am having a bad day but your doodles are cheering me up :) thank you

i hope tomorrow is more swagful for u my friend here is a drawing of my animal perceiving

[ID: a doodle of a cat sitting all hunched over and looking at a pleco in a fish tank.]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

how jake looks at gertrude (elwood is ascared of her)

[ID: a drawing of a haggard old cat sitting there while a kitten stares adoringly up at her.]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

[ID: a simple two panel comic. the first shows a person stanced up and triumphantly holding up a bottle of creamer, with the caption "me flying into the kitchen after getting home from walgreens with a new thing of creamer Just In Time." in their other hand is a bag, labelled "sack of tinctures."

the second panel shows a tired and confused person standing there with a question mark beside their head, captioned "my dad who just woke up & hasn't yet discovered that i used all but a thimble of creamer."]