#scarecrow doesn't like bane because he looks like a bully

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#4 Incorrect Batman: Vigilante (My AU)

Joker: You don't need my blessing to go kiss Harley. In fact, I was pretty sure you were already kissing Harley!

Poison Ivy: Nope.

Joker: In that case, as the archbishop of gaydom, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my child, and kiss Harley right on the lips!!!

*****

Bruce Wayne: Selina and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us.

Alfred: And?

Bruce Wayne: She chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and-

Selina Kyle: *walking in* Who wants a steering wheel?

*****

Bane: *gives a love note to Scarecrow* Take that?

Scarecrow: What?

Bane: Freaking take it.

Scarecrow: No- I don’t want to.

Bane, menacing: JUST TAKE IT!

Scarecrow: WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME A THREATING NOTE, IF IT’S TO THREAT ME IRL???

*****

Harley Quinn: Wake me up-

Joker: Before you go go

Poison Ivy: When September ends

Two Face: WAKE ME UP INSIDE

*****

Joker, to Lex Luthor: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found.

*****

Penguin: I love you.

Riddler, not paying attention: What was that?

Penguin: I said you have your place in the zOo-

*****

Batman: I’m going to take you out

Joker: great, it’s a date!

Batman: I meant that as a threat.

Joker: See you at five!

*****

Mad Hatter: What's a word that’s a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?

Riddler: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Scarecrow: Smad.

*****

Poison Ivy: Dammit, Joker!

Joker: What?! It wasn’t me!

Poison Ivy: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Harley!

Harley Quinn: Not me either.

Poison Ivy: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?

Two Face: *whistles*

*****

Scarecrow: Favorite horror movie?

Joker: It

Riddler: Saw

Two Face: Annabelle

Harley Quinn: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics