#sbivrai

[fraseris]

@boffy obsessed

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wilbur from the mcyt hlvrai au (forgot its official name)

for u

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niki the cc is also in the au she doesnt have a hlvrai counterpart or anything shes just somewhere in the map because i like her and also unrelated someone who is loud and a bitch has to be the vox and i havent thought of who yet

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please please tell me about it !!!

OK SO

There's honestly so many different ways you could take combining mcyt and hlvrai because there's So Much MCYT like you could squeeze a science team dynamic out of any 5 mcyts and the original one made by the gc of people who liked mcyt and hlvrai at the time had it like gordon/wilbur benrey/eret or something but I'm gonna go with my favourite sbi one because I'm predictable and I like sbi so it isn't really mcyt hlvrai more like sbivrai but ANYWAY it goes

gordos feetman - tommyinnit

bipple boper beny - wilbur

dr harold coomer phd - phil

bubye - techno

tommy bahamas - tubbo

and then there's schlatt as gman because heehoo dadschlatt reference and also he's the only one who would wear a suit tie and still fistfight wilbur soot

darnold is? since I'm going with sbi/dsmp centric for this combination darnold and forzen are Hard because they're such good characters and not many people play a Massive Pussy ok so no offense to ranboo but while I was writing this I realised he'd fit perfectly for darnold and maybe even dream wastaken himself would work for Boots Beyblade

if this was as dsmp characters then it'd be foolish darnold and sap 'pig eating pig' nap would be forzen but it's not so ENOUGH ABT THEM

tommy was fun because there was this one half life chapter where the other people who were like Using The HEV suits and training to use them in experiments actually existed and I thought that was cool so I stole that. tommy is a mystery Young age and has been at the actual black mesa site for like half a day to test out the training hev suit which is red for the biggest size and is still Way Too Fucking Small For Him so he doesnt have most of the black mesh plates and just the actual armor pieces over his dumb basketball shirt and it's great. he shows up goes howdy and Touches Shit He Should Not Touch trying to fight mr soot and Res Cas happens. in meta a lot of the bits where wayne is talking to chat isn't cut out so sometimes he'll be like Yo I Just Shot That Guy Poggers In Chat and techno will stare at him like he's insane but wil might play along sometimes

wilburs eldritch stuff is a lot more Low Key and more 'you wish you were inmortal like me bitchboy' like he's just being an asshole cause he hasn't been hit yet but no he is just immortal. it's the same dynamic of I hate you but you are also a Little Funny but please die it's good it's great think that one gorgeous freeman 'jackass'. gorgeous freeman is weird ANYWAYS

tubbo,,, he's tommy even though he's tubbo get it get it funny haha anyways he's very much Tommy Bahamas Coolatta just freakishly shorter, the same gun safety and being the only reliable motherfucker there though the gun safety is played off more as intentionally fucking w tommy and also one thing I'm really proud of is sunkist is a bee named Ribena Ri-bee-na I'm so cool it's great ribena is like a british soft drink it's a staple here but it fits perfectly

COOMER is phil old man old bitch his tones less energetic except for when he's dishing out his Video Game Lines but he's still the violent senior citizen w love not much else to say other than his wife is still current and maybe an alien based off the vortiguant name who knows the underground boxing ring is an anime fanclub

bubbbbyyyyyyyyyyy mr feelgood mr professor is technoblade his stuck up 'i have studied the blade' 'you must train for 100 years' potato war attitude is amped up to 100 for bubby, still v dramatic. there's a whole gag where because techno keeps making so many gd pig puns and his dumb curtain fringe looks like pig ears tommy and a little more knowingly wilbur joke that bubby is the result of an experiment where black mesa turned pigs into humans partially unaware that that's fucking EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED

gman is mr jebediah schlatt who timefreezes for chats a lot more because this science team is a lot more incompetent and also because he's a massive bitch who just wants to snark at tommy while he waits for them to get to xen and the psn scene is replaced with hotpocket scene because it's my favourite wilbur and schlatt monologue while tommys banging his head into the wall waiting for time to move OH AND THE BIRTHDAY PARTY WAS IN NO WAY PLANNED at the very last minute he grabs them out of xen like 'FUCK I FORGOT ITS TUBBOS BIRTHDAY MY SUPERIORS ARE GONNA KILL ME OK PLEASE COME PLEASE COME ILL KILL YOU IF YOU DONT JUST HURRY CMON BIRTHDAY TIME' because that's hilarious

and because I've now just thought abt it ranbers is darnold and he's almost exactly the same except he's a little more self aware outside of devil gun mode and asks tommy abt chat which is like 'oh what the fuck' moment

ok the end maybe more soon I just rushed this because I am thinking thoghtuhghts

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dreamforzen doesn’t speak french the speedrun music just blasts from nowhere and it gets more distorted the more he does

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thought id establish the clones are also colorzas

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sbivrai cancelled gman is now US President Joe Biden

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technobubbys tube turns him back into a pig and of course tommygordon still bullies the shit out of him

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I am thinking about sbivrai

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every day I remember sbivrai and every day I am mentally giving ghost dukeborninfebruary fraseris a kiss on the head

[fraseris]

sbivrai my beloved..

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talk to me about sbivrai again and blame ghost for reminding me of my brain rot