#sbi tea dragon au

[ivorypiano]

hey ! want to hear about some of my aus ? *gestures to ask button*

(for reference i have:

Sbi x The Tea Dragon Society au (will give summary if youve never read)

Bench Trio/Dsmp x Gortimer Gibbons Life on Normal Street au (will give summary if youve never watched)

Bench Trio/Dsmp Villains/Superheros + Multiversal Travel fuckery

and finally : L'crimson au )

[stellocchia]

do you... do you have any discduo/primeboys centric fic recs? i'm starving and it's hard to find fics.

Sure thing Anon!

First, a little bit of self-promotion because why not?

Metamorphosis (Dreamon!Dream turns Tommy into a dreamon because he's an asshole, also some good old fashioned codependence)

Fool's Advice (This one technically focuses on Phil and Tommy's relationship post-Dream's prison break but, like, primeboys relationship is very prominent in it)

The Perfect Plan (Don't Think About Its Flaws) (Primeboys prison fic)

Dollhouse (Dream decides to make the prison into his cozy little home where he'll keep his family. Unfortunately for Tommy he doesn't have a choice on whether he's family or not)

Twin Masks (Ongoing, but, you know, it's a protégé au, if you wanna check it out)

Now that the self-promotion is over with, some more recommendations!

The whole ♚♛ Checkmate ♛♚ series is one I highly recommend

Anything by MasterRed is also primeboys focused

but i’ll figure out a way to get us out of here (Tommy runs into Wilbur instead of Phil when running away from Dream and it's pretty interesting)

the dead don’t dream (It's not necessarily primeboys centric because Wilbur is also very prominent in it, but still, they're very present in it)

Soulmates (Messed up soulmate AU) and nepenthe (another messed up soulmate AU)

The Corruption We Suffer (Another protégé AU but, like, it's not primeboys centric exactly, but also the chapters that are are genuinely great!)

Helios (Fic set post-Dream's escape from prison with a tad bit of kidnapping)

Mask (Another protégé AU)

Forged by Truth (or Lack Thereof) (Yet ANOTHER protégé AU)

Perfect (Spider hybrid!Dream decides to turn Tommy into a spider hybrid)

Revenant (Post prison break fic where Dream does exactly what he promised)

i’d chain our fists together so that you could never leave (Short fic where Tommy is hiding away in Snowchester and Dream is on the hunt)

No, You Need to Hit the Bottom (Canon divergent AU where Tommy doesn't burn down George's house, but Dream still finds a way to obtain a similar result)

Now for some that aren't set on the dsmp

Hold you in my hands like hot tea (Cryptide star god!Dream adopts Tommy)

Project AOD: Subject #001- Theseus. (Again, technically it's not only about primeboys because sbi is there too, but the primeboys stuff is just *chef's kiss*)

Fish In A Barrel (Primeboys in the zombie apocalypse)

The poet and the thief (Very cute Fae AU, Wilbur is there too)

I met a monster (he seemed to vibe with me tho, so we’re kinda besties) (Dream is a monster stuck in a lab when he meets Tommy and decides to adopt him. It's really cute)

Butterfly Reign (I feel like you probably know this one already but, like, I can't not recommend it, it's a cool Royal AU)

The Worst Space Trip Ever (Another eldritch god!Dream meets Tommy, only this time he kinda just accidentally kidnaps him and his house for one afternoon)

Sweet Dragon Child (Dream adopts dragon hybrid!Tommy)

That's what I can think about for now! I hope at least a couple of these will be new to you!

[jellywolf]

Reposting my Dream smp playlist since I have more songs to add and I figured this is easier! Please don't ask me how or why half of Ranboo's songs are Crywank. Please blame Wilbur Soot for making me listen to him again

Tommy + Tubbo:

Be Nice To Me by The Front Bottoms

Your Bones by Of Monsters And Men

Two Player Game from Be More Chill

For Forever from Dear Evan Hansen

How To Save A Life by The Fray

Love Like You by Rebecca Sugar

Silhouettes by Of Monsters And Men

I Know A Place by Conan Grey

Somewhere Only We Know by Keane

In Our Bedroom After The War by Stars

Exile!Tommy(and events after):

Hunger by Of Monsters And Men

Achilles, Come Down by Gang Of Youths

Burning Alive by 8 Graves

Break by Three Days Grace

How To Be Me by Ren x Chinchilla

Ready As I'll Ever Be from Tangled The Series

Dance With The Devil by Breaking Benjamin

Earth by Sleeping At Last

Candle by Cavetown

Tommy:

Army Of A Nation by Alec Benjamin

Icarus by Bastille

Sweet Hibiscus Tea by Penelope Scott

You're Gonna Go Far, Kid by The Offspring

Pompeii by Bastille

I'm Still Here from Treasure Planet

Contractual by Chase Petra

Tubbo:

Theseus by The Oh Hellos

Broken Crown by Mumford And Son's

Sweet Hibiscus Tea by Penelope Scott

Contractual by Chase Petra

Wilbur:

Problem Child by Simple Plan

Oh Ana by Mother Mother

Achilles, Come Down by Gang Of Youths

Second Child, Restless Child by The Oh Hellos

Brave As A Noun by Andrew Jackson Jihad

Burning Pile by Mother Mother

Pompeii by Bastille

Viva La Vida by Coldplay

My Mother's Eyes by Alec Benjamin

Ghostbur:

Through The Ghost by Shinedown

Be Nice To Me by The Front Bottoms

I Have Made Mistakes by The Oh Hellos

I'll Be Good by Jaymes Young

How To Be Me by Ren x Chinchilla

Neptune by Sleeping At Last

Fundy and Wilbur:

Lullaby by Sleeping At Last

Memories by ONE OK ROCK

Mama by My Chemical Romance

Requiem from Dear Evan Hansen

Let It Burn by RED

Heirloom by Sleeping At Last

Terrible Things by Mayday Parade

Technoblade:

Outcast by Shinedown

You Should See Me In A Crown by Billie Eilish

Bury Me Low by 8 Graves

Bury Me Face Down by Grandson

Blood by My Chemical Romance

This Is Home by Cavetown

My Mother's Eyes by Alec Benjamin

SBI:

Together We Fall by Alec Benjamin

If We Have Eachother by Alec Benjamin

A Million Dreams from The Greatest Show (young Techno, Tommy, and Wilbur)

You Let Me Walk Alone by Michael Schulte

Hard To Love by ONE OK ROCK

Soldier, Poet, King by The Oh Hellos

1961 by The Fray

Things We Lost In The Fire by Bastille

Hey Brother by Avicii

Little Wonders by Rob Thomas

Brother by Lord Huron

Brother by Kodaline

Welcome Home, Son by Radical Face

Family by Mother Mother

Jschlatt:

How To Be Me by Ren x Chinchilla

Quackity and JSchlatt:

Sex With A Ghost by Teddy Hyde

Lavender by Penelope Scott

Eret:

Paper Crown By Alec Benjamin

King by Lauren Aquilina

Dream:

Glory And Gore by Lorde

Everybody Wants To Rule The World by Lorde

Ranboo:

It's Okay I Wouldn't Remember Me Either by Crywank

Momento Mori By Crywank

Pope Alexander By Crywank

Sweet Hibiscus Tea by Penelope Scott

Panic Room Au/Ra

Contractual by Chase Petra

Prologue by Chase Petra

Control by Halsey

Sapnap and Dream:

Dancing With A Wolf by All Time Low

Sam, Puffy, and Tommy:

Innocent by Taylor Swift

Tubbo and Ranboo:

I Promise I'm Trying by Cavetown

Ect:

Go To War by Nothing More

Believer by Imagine Dragons

Whatever It Takes by Imagine Dragons

Centuries by Fall Out Boy

Bury A Friend by Billie Eilish

Warriors by Imagine Dragons

Natural by Imagine Dragons

In Our Bedroom After The War by Stars

[baka-monarch]

Pause everything new au idea, space tommy, or like galaxy tommy? Ok so anyway Tommy’s ma is Clara, homegirl is a space goddess or like the space goddess, tommy was born from a star and an idea with Phil who Clara was fond of, yadayada stuff happens tommy is mostly raised by the sbi (obviously we love that for them) but he’s like aware that he’s a demigod and can control a lot of stuff in regards to himself and the sky but he was sorta raised human for the most part, so he can shift size and make his freckles and eyes glow and probably a bunch of other stuff, he’s super protective of his fam and friends and loves taking care of them in little ways like carrying them around and showing off the sky for them ( maybe make new constellations inspired by them?) I just- space/galaxy tommy 🌌🥺

Yeeessss!!!! Star Child Tommy!!!!!

Clara has been find of the human Philza for years now, having fought by his side, and political advice- but after all else they were friends, ones who just liked to drink tea together, even though Clara can't do it often with all the responsibility of the stars in her hands

Every time a star dies a child of the sky is born. Each one is inspected and raised by caretakers that represent the planets- until one reckless one was shunned by all the planets

Clara feels bad for this kid- he's only esxsisted for a few minutes but because of the chaotic energy he gives off he's already been shunned (most Star Children have a calm, patient energy)

Clara doesn't have the time to raise him no matter how much she wishes she could, she would love to have a child.... Luckily there is one person she knows she can trust to raise children, he already has two after all

Clara goes to Philza and explains the situation- he's honored, and they both basically call Tommy both of their's- Philza will raise Tommy, and Clara will come down when she can to help teach him about his abilities

Making Tommy a child of the stars and one of the humans

Mcyt g/t tag list:

@nomynameisanon @trashpumped @loriepoptale @encaos @i-am-a-weeb @wyforyu-gaming @shy-septic-dragon @5unfl0writ3r @colorfulsiren @moonmwah @iwasgoingtohellanyways @echoslime

[mihidecet]

Sbi&CO d&d AU: A Familiar Face (1/?)

WELCOME WELCOME EVERYONE! Today, the tournament arc begins! I do hope you’ll enjoy this ahahah

I dedicate this to all the wonderful people of the Au’s Discord - hit me up if you wanna join! Also, a special thank you to @traitorous-bisexual and @awebo without whom this arc wouldn’t exist <3

Finally, before we start: make sure you check out @whatimevendoinhere , @spout1nk and (soon) @julius-ranch for art and fanfics about the AU!!

It was a lovely morning. 

The sun shined through the tinted windows, turning the light a soft orange glow that lessened the glare of it against his eyes. 

It was a welcome respite: during the months that involved preparing the tournament, days were quick to melt together, nights becoming just darker afternoons as Scott and everyone around him hurried to make everything look ready for the contestants' arrival. So, not having the sun shine directly into his eyes as he looked over the final challenges that had been chosen for the tournament was a relief. The cup of warm tea by his desk was also a saving grace.

Stifling a yawn, Scott figured that he could let himself take a stroll. Maybe open up his window, let the room freshen up a bit. 

With his window overlooking one of the many parks inside the Academy, maybe he could distract himself for a moment and see if his protege had finally started warming up to his teammates. 

That plan had flown out of the window almost immediately. Or maybe it would be better to say that it had flown into the window, along with a green tipped arrow that had suddenly appeared in his field of vision. 

Now, Scott hasn't been adventuring for a while, but it would be foolish to think that he's forgotten how the world works - with a flick of his wrist, a translucent dome of purple arcane energy materializes between him and the incoming arrow, which impacts with the barrier a split second later. The tip goes through, piercing the veil of his magic, and for a terrifying moment Scott thinks it's not gonna stop, but it simply stops, held in place as if caught in a web. 

Which is a relief, the amateur that tried to attack him - an Archmage, in the middle of his own Academy - failed to get their first shot in and this will give him the time to step back and call his most trusted in order to quickly and efficiently get rid of the problem at hand. He has other more pressing matters to attend to, he's not going to waste his time on this. 

As his Shield spell fades, it congeals like a shimmering second skin over his upper arm. Maybe calling the guards isn't that pressing, he's got this. 

Or maybe he doesn't, he thinks as he get a second, much more terrifying surprise - in the span of a couple of seconds, he really can get no breaks.

A figure materializes in the air in front of him, with a dark hood over their head that covers most of their features except for a huge - terrifying - grin and an intricate bow strapped to their back.

The figure appears with a puff of iridescent smoke, crouched in the air as if they'd been in the process of jumping before they decided to teleport, and- crashes into him, the force of the impact and the shock of it happening making him lose his balance and start falling back. 

There's a moment where Scott is confused: is this some sort of strange tactic? Did the stranger misjudge their trajectory? Are they going to wrestle on the ground as if they weren't both magic users? 

Then, a brief split second of panic - he didn't look what the stranger was holding, and he is currently falling on his back. He is going to get stabbed, at the very least, and that conviction is only made stronger as he feels the stranger's arms close in around him. 

But then, Scott has simply enough time to blink in shock, as the arms just wrap around his back, before his world is literally turned upside down.

One moment he is falling on his back, already anticipating the pain of a knife to the back - please no vital organs, spare him the need for an extremely expansive healer. The next the is wrapped in a hug and grunting in pain as his knees impact with the ground. 

"Ah, fuck that hurt- Scotty are you alright?" 

Scott refuses to believe this. He pushes against the chest under him - the arms give, letting him go - and finds himself face to face with a sight that is both very familiar and weirdly unusual. 

"You-" Scott says, tone an unconvincingly mix of menacing and angry as he jabs a finger into the not-so-stranger's chest -"Are lucky to be alive. I could have murdered you."

Hbomb's worried glance instantly brightens, despite Scott's best hopes, and he throws his head back to laugh. No matter how irritated he is at his friend, he can't help but huff out a laugh himself, and a moment later they're both chuckling together on the floor. By all the gods, it has been some time.

"You are a dumbass, H. You couldn't just use the door? You know, like a normal person?!" Scott asks, holding himself up on his left elbow because H has always been one to laugh with his whole body and Scott is still recovering from jamming his knees into the floor, he's not in the mood to be jostled around by an enthusiastic ranger. 

"Aw, Scotty, aren't you happy to see me?" The half-elf asks, putting a hand on his chest as he fails to pretend he's insulted. Scott flicks his nose. 

"Ah- that hurt!"

"I know, I meant it to hurt. Now, do you want to tell me what you're doing here? And what is that doing on your face?" Scott demands, serious at first until he realises that H has been growing out his beard well past what he considers to be a good length - H's pout is barely visible under all that scruff.

"Well, now, that is unnecessarily rude. I've been traveling for a while now, and I wasn't gonna risk injuring myself-" Scott grabs a wandering hand and brings it back on H's chest. 

"H." Hbomb has a tendency of gesticulating when his hands aren't being kept busy, and while he did figure that his friend had simply forgotten to shave, he has known him long enough to be able to recognise when H is going off on a tangent - which is perfectly fine - and when he's changing the subject because he doesn't want to answer. 

He knows he's right when H simply shuts up, eyes wide like those of a deer - quite fitting, considering where he enjoys spending most of his time. But instead of looking pensive, or starting to answer, H just … looks down. At where their hands are. 

Normally, he wouldn't think much of it. But H looks almost sheepish, and his eyes keep moving from his face to their hands, so Scott looks down. 

His brain screeches to a halt, and suddenly he stands up a little straighter, sitting on the floor next to H as he grabs his hand in his. 

Around his fingers wraps a perfect replica of a silver winged fae dragon, while in his palm- one of the most accurate representations of the different Planes. 

Scott turns his stare to his fiend, who looks more calm than Scott feels he has any right to, and when he speaks he sounds almost breathless. 

"What happened to you?"

The tale of how Shubble's patron reached out to him to grant him powers is exhilarating. Not in the "funny" sense, more in the "my friend who is usually not that fond of talking and interacting with people especially when he's not in a place he is familiar with, was transported to a different plane and spoke with a being of transcendent power". So maybe a bit in the "funny" sense. 

The only negative side of the whole affair is the fact that Shubble is currently not present. 

She actually teaches at the Academy, so H was right in his assumption that reaching this place would have helped him out, but he just barely missed her by a couple of weeks. She's recently left, called out on an urgent mission by her patron themselves, and a part of Scott's mind can't help but feel like it is an extremely weird coincidence: he respects power gained through pacts, but he fears deeply the machinations of otherworldly beings' minds and the power they hold over his friends. He'd much prefer dealing with forces controlled by his own self, so that when a spell backfires comically he only has himself to blame. 

But all things considered, he's glad to see H is still alive and seemingly doing better than ever. He looks fine, happy and more confident than the last time he saw him - the way he stands and moves more firm, more secure, filling his space in a way the Hbomb of some time ago wouldn't have. 

It's nice to see him like this. 

What isn't nice is the way his increased confidence leads him to suggest how good of an idea it would be for him to take part into the tournament. Which is a horrible idea. 

"Listen, I know I am banned from playing again-" H starts, arms spread open with a mischievous grin on his face. Scott has sudden flashbacks to all the times he'd seen that grin from the other side of the battlefield and shakes his head firmly before pointing a stern finger at his chest.

"You still have a year before you can." 

H huffs, shoulders falling, and he adopts the most fake-innocent expression Scott has ever seen. 

"But I'm just here to say hi!" Scott levels him with a blank stare, using all of his willpower and internal strength to avoid bursting out laughing. Because for all that his friend's expression is hilarious, this is really no laughing matter. He can't have him win again. 

"I said what I said." H's head hits the desk with a groan of protest. 

On the other side of the table, Scott pinches his own arm in order not to laugh. 

He fails.

H still manages to pout his way into getting a free room to stay in for a while - just like the old times, come on! - and seems to be alright with being left to his own devices for the rest of the morning. 

Knowing him, he'll take it as the perfect chance to snoop around, make new friends and bother the tournament's contestants. 

As Scott turns back to his schematics, the only thing he does is chuckle to himself. 

[ivorypiano]

(i havent read the tea dragon tapestry yet)

(sorry no clingy duo in this au </3)

ok so

Ranboo and Tubbo as Minette and Greta (i mean ranboo fits so well as minette-)

Nikki and Eret are Tubbo's older siblings and take the place of the parents

Philza and Wilbur are Hesekiel and Erik except father and adopted son instead of couple (Wilbur will still be in the wheelchair)

Onto the tea dragon festival !

Tommy is Rinn and Technoblade is Aedhan except instead of a dragon hes part of a small species of shapeshifters that can only go between human and piglin (in human form he has small wings that he can only glide with)

Fundy as Aya , Wilbur and Fundy are bio siblings and Tommy sees Wilbur as his older brother so he takes care of Fundy sense Wilbur can't

Side characters time, Dream is Lesa (tommy and dream friendship my beloved <3) (and yes he'll be deaf in the au) , Bad and Skeppy are that lady and the anthropomorphic bird (are they friends ?? are they dating ?? who knows) , Sam as Grammon but he's a guy who got attached to Tommy and Fundy so he lets them live there

Tea dragon ownings are all the same

tea dragon society dsmp au will elaborate in the morning