#sbarg team odyssey

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Where we stand.

As of now, Team Odyssey is in official alliance with Team BootyBuddies as well as Team BlackSheep/The Black Sheep

We are a Neutral party focused on aligning ourselves with neither HorrorTerrors nor Chronos.

As it stands, the battle for Prospit seems to be about to begin.

We are currently discussing whether to submit to Team Prospit or not.

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The only thing I want out of life is a goofy hat and a cool cape and now, with my Lord of Mind status, anything's possible!

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Wow HOLY SHIT could I have landed on a shittier planet woW

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Serious Team Odyssey discussions about god tiers.

[8:32:25 AM] Kelsey: being seer of life would be kind of cool or maybe depressing im not sure i bet that'd entail seeing when ppl die and stuff

[8:32:39 AM] Reid: yeah thats true :(

[8:34:09 AM] Kelsey: shit would be like that nickelback music video where he sees a number over everyones head

[8:35:14 AM] Reid: im sorry i saw the word nickelback and instantly recoiled

[8:35:19 AM] Reid: what if you were the seer of nickelback

[8:35:21 AM] Kelsey: fUCK

[8:35:37 AM] Reid: back the frick up friend that's not a god tier I'd want ever

[8:35:52 AM] Kelsey: i sense the nickelback i know the nickelback the nickelback is coming

[8:36:11 AM] Kelsey: i can look at photographs and everytime it will make me laugh

[8:36:13 AM] Reid: How can you expect to out-hear it when it's already in your ears

[8:36:39 AM] Kelsey: LOOKERDISPHOTORGRAPH

[8:37:10 AM] Reid: EVRYTIMEIDEWITMAEKSMELAUGH

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Has anyone else given some thought to what they'd be like as a troll? I'm sure there's a bunch of trolls in our session somewhere but yeah...I'm not sure I'd like to be a troll? If I could just have those wings at least that'd be rad.

I can dream I suppose.

(Also these are really easy to do much easier than doing lands and stuff I can probably bust a couple of these out in between land requests considering I have..thirty-five of 'em. So if you want one just tell me your god tier, blood colour, horn and wing style (if you want), and I can make one up for you!! A ref of you would work just as well I think...)

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To Clarify

[9:23:28 PM] Reid: when i was 11 we'd just moved into this house and we had no screens on the windows?

[9:23:40 PM] Reid: so a toad jumped right in and i had all my broskis over we were pyjamaing that shit up

[9:23:50 PM] Reid: so as soon as we saw the toad we flipped out and started

[9:24:03 PM] Reid: binding pillows to our arms like shields and grabbing wooden swords and sneaking out to get it

[9:24:18 PM] Reid: it's essentially sburb only we didn't die we were already gods

[9:24:28 PM] Reid: gods in our domain and a toad was all up in that shit

[9:24:43 PM] Cece: omfg thats so great

[9:24:59 PM] Reid: we didn't actually blow up the toad just putting that out there

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Here's all my current clothes, too!

I really like my ragey pjs though

Except for the hood.

I'm never wearing the hood, ever.

>:(

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HEY SBARG PLAYERS HOW'RE YOU DOING?

I'm sure everyone's real busy collecting enough grist to bury Chronos for a bajillion years and I want to help too!

I'm not that strong but, as a Thief of Rage, if you're feeling stressed out and mad or aggressive about things I'd be more than happy to steal all those gross feelings away! There's no reason I can't use my powers to actually help everyone, right? Right.

But I'm not too sure this will help very much in the grist department. So here's the thing - alongside being a grumpy feeling vacuum, I'll draw you, your consorts, sprites or lands if you want me to!!

Just drop me an ask and I'll get to work, okay? 

Thanks guys and good luck collecting grist!!

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ngl i kinda see the land of mirrors and traps like towers of houses that look like the cabin in the woods cover and inside it's all mc escher house w/ tricky mirrors and traps wow better not be beartraps and wire like in the collector 

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everyone else is gonna be like way ahead and i'll be back here falling into traps

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my land is

i am not shitting you

the land of mirrors and traps 

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this sounds dangerous i am going to die before i do anything significant