#sayonara eardrums I'm sorry I took you for granted!

[off-color-darkrai]

My friend, who is also into Submas, absolutely, positively can't just say the words "All Aboard!", and instead will do a properly loud and drawn out boarding call.

Even sitting less than a foot away from me in an enclosed space.

Every time.

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Notably if I didn't have crippling social anxiety I would probably be doing it too ...