#saying bully and not “jokes” bc i can't find anything funny about this

[lady-asteria]

...I'm aware ableism is a systematic issue and due to that an issue in all fandoms. But given the amount of disabled main characters we have in asoiaf/hotD I do find interesting/disturbing how ableist this fandom is.

[kiwicopia]

YO so like.. i saw ur valentine matchup thingy and i was like "I wanna do that" soo here i am!! The fandom I'm requesting is what in hell is bad and genshin impact! Also its tots fine if u don't wanna do my ask! Anyways heres the information!

I actually use all pronouns but if you want me to be specific, i rn mainly use he/they!

My personality is like kind but very mean at the same time, my mbti is infp. I'm super superrr lazy when it comes to anything especially school but when push comes to shove I'm probably ur best bet to get at least a B on a group assignment. I LOVEEEEEE sleeping, probably my favorite hobby! I also give very very good advice like all my friends ask for my advice like they come to me bc I'm extremely honest, if theres a fight between friends they usually ask my input and I'll say it straight up whos in the wrong or if their both in the wrong. Also heres a second opinion from my friend about my personality

" Uhhh you're really mean but in a honest way most of the time, unless you're pissed or just joking. You're also really funny and mostly use humor for anything. You can be kind and nice to people unless you have a certain type of dynamic like ours where we both bully each other out of love. You care about people a lot but probably have a hard time saying it but you do show it with being there for them and helping them when they're going through something. You also probably look mean to most people who don't really know you because of my starter point of you being honest, like brutally honest" -my friend

Hmm my ideal date for valentines.. i think either us going somewhere fancy (my treat) or me and my significant other staying at my apartment while i cook them food and make them really cute and cheesy love letters!

(Also sori if theres any spelling mistakes, I'm too lazy to reread this)

This drowsy devil would love nothing more than to spend this special day watching you cook for him. Or, if you prefer going out, he'll do that, too. He's so carefree that he goes along with anything, especially if it makes you happy. If you choose to stay at home and cook, he'll hover over you, watching you intently as you make the food. If he gets a little sleepy, because watching you cook is so relaxing, he'll wrap his arms around your waist and rest his chin on your shoulder. Lazy kisses all day. A little sloppy, but so full of his love for you. When drowsy, his voice is a bit deeper and gives you tingles, which he knows. Cue him mumbling sweet nothings into your ear, or even a bit of praise throughout the day.

He doesn't know which he'd like better. A romantic dinner for two at a popular establishment, or the more domestic choice of staying at home and having dinner. If you choose the former, Kaeya goes all out. Expensive wine coupled with appetizers and main courses you could only dream of, and at his expense. He wants to spoil you today, so please let him. If you choose the latter, he'll watch you cook while wearing a little smile that has him thinking about the future. Will be handsy. He can't help it, and he knows that you like it. Even if you know how to cook, he'd find a way to butt in and show you a better way to season something, or an easier way to cut a vegetable. The romantic way, of course. Kaeya will definitely sneak in a few kisses when you're not looking, and it all leads up to the dessert after dinner.

[potatowitch]

thoughts on alexis + astarion as an aunt + uncle post game

yenna technically gets adopted by jaheira but she just. keeps showing up at alex and astarion's house all the time. hanging out in the living room, hanging out with their animals, reading all their books. they've just accepted that she's going to do that and as long as she doesn't break anything or wake them up during the day and she goes home by like 8pm they're fine with it

alexis' half sister olivia adopts children with her gnome wife. the first time alexis and astarion meet the first baby, they hold her and coo over her for about five minutes until she has a massive diaper blowout that covers both of them and they start fucking SCREAMING

"GODS GET IT OFF. GET IT OFF ME" "LIV HELP. WHAT THE FUCK OLIVIA HELP"

they like babies up until they do things like that to them. it's funny if babies shit on other people tho

they are the reason all of olivia's children have pottymouths from a very young age bc they just refuse to not swear around kids

they're just bad influences in general tbh. they both encourage theft, arson, fucking about with magic, breaking the law, etc

the first time one of olivia's kids calls astarion a little bitch he loses his shit laughing. he can't even be mad abt it bc it's so funny to hear a 9 year old say that to him

astarion likes telling stories to kids. he has a warped perception of what constitutes a "child friendly" story. the kids fucking love this

i still haven't decided what happens with the baby that hatches from the githyanki egg re: who is their official guardian but alexis does encourage them to bite people who piss them off with their sharp githyanki teeth. lae'zel actually approves of this

two out of three of their cats detest children. myshka is fine with them and is very popular among their niblings but mordecai likes to find a high place out of reach of the kids to hide, and lazarus likes to bite children and hiss at them

obviously scratch and chicken (the owlbear) are popular with the kids

"i'm being bullied at school what do i do?" "you should kill them." "let us know if you need help disposing of the evidence!" and you can never tell if they're joking or not

also there ends up being a drow dhampir baby boom in the underdark like 15 years after the game ends and astarion and alexis do go down to check it out. a little bit in an attempt to manage the chaos, but mainly out of curiosity and bc it's kinda funny

"petras if your ugly ass kid bites my wife one more fucking time I will end you."

[lemon-ty]

While I have no time to draw I found that thing from twitter and I don't think it would be bad if I post at least anything till I'll be free to draw?? and let's say that's just one another post before I'll finally add some of It in my blog

I'll just answer all in one post let's go, guys

(Movies & mini series & book mixed)

1. Favorite female character

I don't think there're a lot of 'em lol. But

Patricia Uris

That's right, not Beverly. Patti has one(!) chapter and somehow I fell in love with her character while reading it. She's got her own story before Stan and she's got a very very very beautiful relationships with him.

(I'm so in love with Uris family I mean whyyyy can't I just have some Stan with his pretty wife and a CHILD THANK U VERY MUCH)

2. Favorite male character

RICHIE

I'm just in love with him he's perfect next

3. Worst character

Bill?

OK, let's talk about it. I was kinda neutral to everyone in the Loser club except Richie for a year or more. Then while being in fandom I fell in love with these guys like with everyone of 'em concluding Bill. But when I decided to actually read a book... why is he so stupid and careless and fjligvdsvfuklugxseggh

Moron.

I really tried not to be "of course u let kid go alone what will happen right??" but this.fucking.weather.this.fucking.fact.that.Georgie.told.him.he.was.about.to.go.to.the.closed.area.u.know.closed.bc.it.was.dangerous.to.go.there like BOY, u killed ur brother when he stepped out of the house HAVE U EVEN LOOKED TO THE WINDOW???? Was it ur plan how to get rid of him bc he was clever and better than u and everyone loved him more? Bc if it was, well, congratulations! it worked not like u expected but still worked!

I'm bullying Bill Denbro in my house I wish for the alternative version with George as a main character instead of him-

4. Favorite scene

Richie and Beverly dancing together

I LOVE their friendship they're like BEST BROTP EVER

I love all their interactions and I find it SO ADORABLE they danced together I always think about it ...about 'em

5. Favorite member of the Loser club

Well, again? Fine. RICHIE

6. Original or remake?

I'd say book? But if we're talking only about films when of course remake

I saw mini series some time ago and that was cute and had a lot from the book (and abult Eddie-) but it was so naive and looked kinda stupid (sorry everyone but I'm the new auditory and I can't get that seriously especially after new films) while new films... Weeelll...

Let's be honest, I saw It 2017 only bc of James McAvoy in the second chapter and I found it boring. And then the second part I found more like a comedy than horror. I didn't like films that time but I liked characters (Richie). Some weeks ago I rewathed both It 2017 and It 2019 and second one is still too long and a comedy but first I found interesting

So remake is great at least on the second time watching and that's enough

7. Reddie?

Reddie is always the answer it's never a question cuz the answer is YES all the answers YES

8. Ben of Bill?

Oh that's a question for me and my hate to Bill!

Ben OF COURSE

Not only bc I hate Bill, Ben is awesome himself. In films he was more leader for the Losers that Bill and Mike like together?? And have u seen that he did fo Henry in the book? Damn boy u're way too cool slow down

9. Best ship

Look question 7

10. Worst ship

OK it took a lot time to find the one bc I don't think there's any ship I would actually hate or smth but if thiiink Bill × Beverly

First, bc Bill?? Seriously?? Go and find someone better, my girl

Second, bc Ben and Bev have much more chemistry (god, Richie and Bev have more chemistry and this tells the person who would kill for reddie)

11. Book or movie?

Book

(and if u say the book is too big I swear I-)

12. Tim or Bill as Pennywise

Why do u need to ask such difficult questions?? I mean, I love every version of Pennywise no matter if it's book or 1990 or 2017-2019 they all are great in their own ways

So both Tim and Bill have an extreme charisma, different but equal in power

I like Tim's Penny bc he's simple and warm I mean c'mon I would definetly hug him or anything and die happy, I mean, he just got ur trust??? And I like how bad effects make him seams not like an awful monster who will eat u but like a friendly mischief (listen me up: he makes sink dirty right after Bev cleaned it up like phhhhhhhhahaha really u're a moron u know). Yeah, that's not that Pennywise is meant to be but that's adorable

And I love Bill's version bc he does look scary (in a some way, of course). Yeah yeah new effects are doing their work and the costume is less friendly than Tim's but the most important is Bill's acting. His mimic and expressions are perfect he fits this role way too good. And, damn, he's so funny like... Yeah, I'd spend my last minutes with him he's great, that would be the most hilarious death I could ever get

So... can I just say both??

13. Funniest character

Do u really see this as a question??

Richie. The funniest guy ever. I would go to his stand-up. I would buy his merch. I would buy hi- AHEMAHEM

Seriously, I found him irritating watching 1st movie first time but after 2d started I've changed my mind he's a diamond that makes films better like he's the only reason I didn't fall asleep while watching 2d part

14. Worst character fear

OK, let's say we don't count the book here. Bc, u know, the fears in the book was, well, like actually kid's fears. Like someone just saw a horror film great now they've got a deep emotional trauma that's like kids work.

So saying about movies...

Stan

Does anyone really got what's wrong with that painting?? I mean???? Just an art what's wrong with u, Stan, do u like... hate art???

I do not get it, plz, if u do, just explain me bc I have no fucking idea why should it be a normal fear that's stupid

15. Favorite actor from the film

James McAvoy

Like I said I went to this fandom ONLY bc of him

16. Favorite adult character

Do u think they grew up and anything changed? Hell no!

Richie

Forever Richie

17. Worst encounter with Pennywise

None? I really can't name u anything bc they all are great at leeeeast bc of Pennywise taking part in it. The scene with him can NOT be worst

(but still-

Eddie's such a stupid brave boy like WHY does he always need to go to scary deadly places I mean are u going to die of what????)

(in the book he just decided that was a great idea to actually try to get into the Neibolt house like ????????????????? U FUCKING BRAVE IDIO-)

18. Worst jump scare

I don't pay attention to any jump scares sorry

None

But I can name my fav! Mrs. Kersh. Not bc she's scary but SO FUNNY OMG

(and in mini series she IS scary, yeah...)

19. Favorite quote

Everything Richie says

20. Least favorite ship

Stanbro

This ship is really great: there're reasons why it's existing and the ship dynamic is good but... I hhhaaaateeee Biiilllllly. And that's the whole problem, yes. Blame me but I can't love otp if I don't like one of the characters

21. Favorite fan account

Don't follow any

22. Favorite Pennywise quote

Is he saying anything??

Alright-alright I know how it looks. "U say u love Penny but don't remember any of the words he's saying". Yes! All I remember is that everything he says is cool but, yeah, sorry, I have nothing in my head

23. Best friendship

RICHIE TOZIER

&

BEVERLY MARSH

24. Richie or Bill?

Who the fuck will choose Bill?????? Richie's the best

I mean, u want me to choose between my fav one and the one I hate most? really?

25. Eddie or Ben?

Not lying to u that's a difficult question. I like both of 'em so I needed a list with +s and -s of each one

Eddie:

+ Jack Dilan Grayser's face

+ the thing with hand

+ u can joke about his mom

+ s.h.o.r.t.s

+ he's mean I like ppl like that (I'm person like that)

+ can kill u with the knife just stuck in his cheek

+ healer

+ brave as hell

- he's SO loud

- non human speed of talking

- most of the time he's a wimp, let's be honest

- DEAD

- has scary tendencies of amputation everything

- not Riche's husband somehow

- mindlessly brave as hell

- FIVE

- PARAGRAPHS

- OF

- OBSCURE

- MEDICINE

- STUFF

in his very first chapter

Ben:

+ an architect (i concider all of 'em like gods)

+ punctual. If he said he'll be in ur bar on Saturday when he'll be doesn't matter he's in London right now

+ I tell u he's a hidden leader

+ can drink and stay sober

+ HE

+ PUNCHED

+ HENRY'S

+ BALLS

- wrote a haiku I don't like haiku

- minuses are ended

So Ben has less +s but less -s if u compare to his +s. So, sorry, Eds, but Ben

26. Funniest scene

Every with Richie

27. Least favorite male characters

I can't just say Bill again, right? Or I caaan???

Bill

28. Most underrated character

MIKE

I see ppl love every character even the once that has really small time (STAN) but I haven't seen so much ppl loving Mike. Everyone kinda... forgot about him?? What an irony

29. Favorite edit

Every with Richie

30. Is fack real?

No

Plz don't ship real ppl

[staysuki]

Omg your right, I wrote it a few days ago and forgot to send it 🤦🏼‍♀️. I might as well just put it out now.

Bibi has had Y/n's back since her childhood. She has this kindness that overshadows her tough extrior when refering to her sister. She even offered Y/n to move into the dorm with her which she didn't have to offer seen as they only just reunited. One question i have is why she was dismissive with Y/n about being at the orientation. Was it because she knew Y/n was their and wanted to watch over or something more sinister? could be she was looking for Wonpil? Somethings telling me that she and Wonpil are closer than we think. Kinda made me think of when y/n would stay at Wonpils, I wonder if she would hang around too?

I also had these two ideas that I dunno what to do with 🤡. The Felix one might actually make sense now tho.

Hyunjin told Han that he was 'old friends' with Y/n. I think Hyunjin might be acting manipulative in making himself out to be innocent to appeal to Han's good boy nature and play the victim. It could be that in the future one of two things will happen. One, Han will turn on Y/n because he believes Hyunjin is innocent and she has it out for him or two, he finds out that hyunjin is being a jack ass and using Han's compassion to his own accord. maybe even both?

Felix has some sort of issue with Hyunjin. He's called him out a couple times but in a quiet manner. He laughs in his face and even goes as far as calling him a 'fucking ass hole' after tripping Y/n over. Hyunjin tries to cover up in front of Han by saying 'i really didn't mean to though' whilst Han looks at the interaction cluelessly. can't say for sure but I think this reiterates the idea that Han is being used or at least lied to. What would Felix’s problem be? What value in a friendship does Hyunjin have for him?

~ Lovegame anon

JHSJWHSS it’s fine, sometimes i’m like that too 🙈 especially when posting chapters and i realize that i got it in the wrong order (and then i see that somebody has already liked it and i can’t backtrack anymore).

interesting stance with bibi~ you don’t think she’s into drugs? HSHWJGSHSHS. but true true, we’ve heard about y/n’s past with the kim brothers, we know of jae and wonpil’s friendship, but we still don’t know where bibi fits into the picture 👀, she’s still family afterall.

hmmm the han one, hyunjin already did explain why he said that bit to jisung, in chapter 11 i believe

it was kinda like a funny haha joke for hyunjin, like, he said it in a way that’s like “we’re old friends 😐👎👎👎👎” and ig jisung just didn’t understand the tone 💀💀💀 so he was like “oK i’LL Say hi tHen!!! 😁😁😁😁”

hmmm felix huh, we also still don’t know how he fits into the puzzle 😏. out of all of hyunjin’s friends, i see everyone thinks that seungmin is the one that makes the “most sense” and that everyone’s curious about felix so hmmm we shall see 😏. i really love how this side character really got everyone’s emotions pulled just for being so gosh darn mysterious.

about the cafeteria scene though, ig it was moreso just an inside joke between hyunjin and felix(???) hyunjin tripped y/n and he pretended to be innocent, which felix didn’t buy so he kinda went along with the joke and was like “what a guy 🤣” but didn’t want to ruin the bit for hyunjin so he didn’t say anything more (also bc han was oblivious) + then hyunjin follows along felix’s “joke” by being “i weally didn’t mean to 🥺👉👈” (paraphrased) ironically, so it was moreso just friends being friends, ya kno, bullying and being mean or whuevah 🙈~ (so ofc felix tips the balance of the scale by letting y/n take his juice).