#saw a tiktok of someone feeding some to their dog and i wish i was

[phocids]

want mac and cheese so bad rn

[enhyupn]

enhypen’s reaction to when their s/o is clingy because they’re jealous! <3

requested by anon

pairing: ot7!enhypen x gn!reader

fluff, established relationship!au, warnings: slight swearing, jealousy, word count: 1.4k

a/n i hope this is up to ur standards anon i’m so sorry this took a little while 😩😩 also i feel like it’s kinda repetitive throughout the members im so sorry also i made the ni-ki part a little longer for you @rheyom

ʚ heeseung

the two of you are in a practice room and someone comes up to the two of you

they talk to heeseung for so long and ask him if he could help them with a dance move

at the same they’re sending you literal Daggers while fluttering their eyes at him

you didn’t really think much about it because he was just helping someone out... right?

wrong. they were so obviously flirting with him that you just felt like a third wheel

WITH YOUR OWN BOYFRIEND!!!

out of instinct you wrap your arms around his torso

he would probably be really flustered at first and ask you what you were doing

he’d stare at you for a while before everything processed in his head

“why are you— oh.”

he would tease about it non stop for a while

he’d ask you why you were doing it just so you can tell him you were jealous

“what was it again? i don’t think i heard it the first time” “shut up.”

you would end up regretting getting jealous but it’s okay because heeseung thinks it’s cute

after that moment, he asks you if you’re jealous every time he teaches people dance moves because he wants you to hug him again

“are you jeal—” “no, you did a good job teaching sunghoon that move”

ʚ jay

you two are at some really popular café

you’re literally just sipping your expensive iced tea jay eagerly bought for you when someone comes up to the two of you and asks jay for his number

you would of been fine with it if they had just simply walked off after jay told them that the two of you were actually dating

but they were being very persistent about the whole thing

jay tried to keep politely declining

you sort of had enough at their stubbornness so you decided to move your seat closer to him

before you knew it your head was on his shoulder, clinging onto his arm

within all of this, the person had already left

probably because it was kinda awkward watching you cling onto him as they tried to get his number

when he finally realised the situation he was really cocky about it

like heeseung i think he’d really tease you over it for a bit

but he would then feel really bad about it

he’d probably stop and remind you that you’re the only person for him

and would try and make it up to you

“they don’t mean anything to me” “i know—” “i only think of you i promise!”

he’d try and order you more food out of guilt

you two finally agree to sharing a drink with two straws instead of ordering the whole dessert menu

ʚ jake

the two of you are at a dog park walking layla around at jake’s request

it’s fun and calm... y’know the usual

well all until someone with a similar looking dog comes up to you two and starts blatantly flirting with jake!!!

jake obviously tells them he’s uncomfortable but they don’t budge at all

“sorry but we’re dating” “oh! but you’re so cute... and they’re...”

your eye literally starts twitching

everything went blank and now your chin’s on jake’s shoulder and your arms are affectionately wrapped around his waist

it’s kinda awkward for the other person so they just... Leave

jake probably would laugh his head off because he just can’t believe the situation

would ask you over and over again if you were jealous

“are you jealous?” “yes. i am. how many times do i have to tell you this?”

he finds it really cute though because he likes it when you’re clingy

i feel like he likes it a lot because it reassures him that you really like him <3

ʚ sunghoon

the two of you are walking around and it’s probably like the evening

you’re just distracted by all the bright lamp posts that you didn’t even realise he was stopped by someone

it was an old friend that looked... close to sunghoon

maybe it was the way they lightly touched sunghoon’s arm

or maybe it was the fact they were getting very close to sunghoon... almost touching each other’s hands

you didn’t know but you definitely were bothered by it

you thought hey, maybe i’ll try and get his attention!

so you tap his shoulders lightly with your finger anddd... no response.

you try and grab his hand... still all attention on his old friend

that’s when you took his arm and placed it around your shoulders!

finally... you got his attention (as well as a huge smile on his face)

“what are you doing?” “i don’t know.”

he teases you playfully and it looks so sickly sweet that his friend just walks off

you two might of kissed a few times as you continued walking down the street

ʚ sunoo

you two are simply just spending time with the rest of enhypen

you and sunoo end up conversating with ni-ki about shoes

sunoo is so deeply immersed in talking to ni-ki while you just sit there listening

you would of been fine (this always seems to happen anyways) but the fact every time you had tried to add something in you were ignored

by your own boyfriend!!!

his whole focus was on ni-ki and you weren’t exactly happy about it

“sunoo they’re—” “ni-ki what about these?”

that was the last straw.

you decide to scoot closer towards him

clinging onto his arm with your cheek slightly rubbing on his shoulder

it got his attention for sure and ni-ki’s too

he just sort of laughed and poked your cheek in endearment

you pout and hide your face in his arms because... you were kinda embarrassed

he finds it so endearing that he just pats your head blissfully

ni-ki’s just sitting beside you two, still talking to sunoo as he watches the two of you flirt

i mean it’s awkward but he doesn’t really care cause he’s happy you didn’t end up fighting

and also the fact you two are cute and he’s jealous

ʚ jungwon

you’re on a picnic with jungwon because you saw those picnic tiktoks and also wanted to eat cake and strawberries in the wind

you felt like it was worth shivering in the wind for a few pictures on instagram </3

it was fun until someone with their phone held out came up to jungwon

you didn’t know what was going on until you saw their phone was opened on the phone app

jungwon (being straightforward) pointed over to you and told them you two were dating

they just scoffed and told him that the number was for their friend

you’re very confused but also A Little Mad

because why wouldn’t they leave after his first reply???

jungwon Straight up says no and they FINALLY!!!! leave

but you’re still bothered by it because they sent you a glare

like of course you were jealous!!!!!! you (secretly) wanted jungwon all to yourself

you just pout and scoot over to him and give him a back hug

he’s just confused because he thinks you already know that he has eyes for only you???

you do but you’re still jealous

he just keeps reassuring you and tries to feed you strawberries himself

he doesn’t tease you because he understands why you would be upset and jealous about that </3

he tells you that the next time that happens he’ll just leave

ʚ ni-ki

the two of you are at the library reading random children’s books to keep you two entertained

you’re in the middle of laughing at a badly illustrated children’s book when someone comes up to you two

it’s his classmate that is staring a little too intensely at ni-ki

you sit in silence as you watch them force conversation on ni-ki

you were about to save him when all of a sudden they sat down beside him

and they were basically clinging onto him!! like their hands on his shoulder

before you knew it your eyebrow was raised and you stood up from your seat

you sat down in the middle of them, making sure there was distance among them

you them bring your hand to ni-ki’s to hold it as you stared at his classmate

ni-ki just stares at you with his mouth open while you lay your head on his shoulders

he’s a little shocked that you did that but he doesn’t hate it

honestly he just wants to coo at you for being jealous

he tries to make up for his classmate interrupting the two of you by bringing you more children’s books

he silently wishes to himself that you would be a little more clingy when you’re jealous

[taeswurld]

Ace VIII [Stinky]

pairing: bakugo x fem!reader

genre: humor, romance

TW: violence, cursing, angst, fluff

Summary:

Shifting into My Hero was a total mistake, all those tiktoks you watched on a daily about shifting somehow convinced your brain to take part. Now the question is how to wake up, and most importantly, DON’T GET ATTACHED TO STUPID DRAWINGS!

A/N:

Yuhhhhh I KNOW IT’S LATE DON’T GET MAD AT ME, but i made a new chapter. Reblog and like for clear skin hotties!

{ACE MASTERLIST}

“Hey guys, thanks.”

All three boys, including the dog, turned their heads to you, simultaneously tilting their heads. 

“For what?” Midoriya asked. 

“I don’t know if I’m going to wake up in the morning forgetting everyday about this day and like what happened,” you began. “But I wanna say thanks for making me really comfortable and sticking with me throughout the day.” You said, giving them the sweetest smile you could muster. 

You really did have a lot to be grateful for. You got shifted in a world where everyone helped you figure things out as patiently as possible. You could’ve shifted into an anime where everyone hates each other, or worse, you could’ve shifted into AOT, and got your ass eat by naked, ugly, weirdly built humans. 

“Tch, don’t mention it dumbass. We were just doing our jobs.” Bakugou said grumpily, holding a small, barley-there blush on his cheeks. 

“We’ll miss you, Y/N. This version of you is way more expressive and, well how do I say this,-” Todoroki stopped to think.

“Bitchy?” Bakugou finished with a shit-eating smirk on his face.

“I was gonna say open, but that works too.” Todoroki said with a grin on his face. 

“Hey! I thought you were my friend Todo!” You pouted. 

“And what the fuck am I? Chopped liver?” Bakugou said, offended you didn't even care about his comment. 

“I don’t really give a shit about your opinion. You’re like, rude.” You said, with a small sneer on your face. 

Bakugou just clicked his tongue and looked away. 

To be quite honest, he didn’t know what to say. Old you was so calm and quiet, but now you’re showing that spunk he always knew was inside of you. Not that he didn’t miss the less expressive you, but it was always so hard to come out of your shell. And now, you’re engaging in banter with stupid Deku and Half-and-Half. 

He was getting a little jealous to be quite honest with himself. 

Usually, this side of you was always so reserved, only showing when he would pick small, meaningless fights with you during training, and then again when you two were locked in his room, murmuring sweet nothings and jokes into each other’s ears, sneaking small kisses every now and then. 

It absolutely killed him to see you like this. You weren’t by his side, holding onto his shirt, having your stupid mutt trail behind you two. Cuddling in each other’s arms during days when the class went out, watch sappy Disney movies with Hiro laying in between you two. 

And it utterly killed him every time he saw a small blush on your cheeks after engaging in jokes with Midoriya and Todoroki. 

But he never looked long enough to see you were slightly blushing at his words too.

He wishes you would hurry up and remember all your memories with him so his nightmare could end. 

The nightmare of not belonging to each other anymore. 

“Hey, you good dude?” Midoriya said, giving Bakugou a small shove. 

He knew of the small relationship you two had, after accidentally catching Bakugou slipping and saying your pet names, or sneaking in a forehead kiss before a huge battle. The guy was way more observant than what people credited him for. 

“Yeah shitty nerd, I’m good. Not my place to tell her what to do. Hopefully this shit passes by morning.” He whispered back, not wanting you getting curious and overhearing. 

“Hey, everything’s gonna be good. Our Y/N will be back, and hopefully shit will go back to normal. Or as normal as shit gets,” Midoriya said with a small smile growing on his face, trying to reassure his friend as much as he could. 

To be honest, he was also quite worried too. 

All throughout the day, you kept giving Kacchan looks of annoyance and sometimes even hatred, a complete 180 of your relationship before. But honestly, your behavior has been on edge for a few days now, and before today, he doesn’t think you’ve been on speaking terms with Kacchan for at least 2 days before your accident. 

He knows if they don’t figure something out to get you to remember all your memories with Kacchan, shit could get twisted really fast. The worst part is, that the only way to remember, is if Kacchan stops being such a little bitch and tells you everything.

Which, unfortunately for the three of you, probably won't happen any time soon due to this man having the emotional strength of a pea. 

“Hey guys, I’m gonna go get started on that shower, I need to clean up before I stink up the dorms” Midoriya said, sniffing his shirt, giving a small grimace at the smell, parting from the group.

“Me too, shoutout my name is you guys need anything. Especially you, Y/N.” Todoroki said, walking away to go get cleaned up. 

Another thing, everyone knows you are one, if not, THE prettiest girl in the class. This doesn't go unnoticed by your classmates, especially the boys. Almost everyone’s asked you out at least one, either jokingly or seriously. Having a super quirk doesn’t exactly diffuse the situation, if anything, people are even more attracted to you.

Bakugou was always worried you would leave him for someone else, whether that be someone else in your class, or some extra in another class. You would always reassure him you would never and that you only have eyes from him, but with your relationship being pretty much nonexistent at this point, his insecurity levels are through the roof. 

Doesn't help that Todoroki is one of the boys who find you attractive. Midoriya did too, at one point, but the shitty nerd knew better and instantly backed off when he found out you two were an item. 

“She won't, don't worry,” Bakugou growled at Todoroki. “Go take a stupid shower too, idiot. You stink.” He said turning to you with a bit less malice in his voice.

“Can you stop calling me mean nicknames and use names that won’t feed onto my insecurities.” You reprimanded, annoyed he kept giving you a shitty attitude.

“Alright, sweetheart,” He smirked. “Will the princess be a good girl and take a shower?” He said in raspy, deep voice. 

After scowling and flipping him off, you departed with a ‘fuck you’ and went to wash up. 

With a victorious smirk on his face, knowing you probably got a little flustered from his words, he looked down to see Hiro staring up at him. 

“I’m not calling you cute shitty nicknames. You're fucking ugly.” He said, looking down at your furry companion. 

Giving a small growl at Bakugou’s words, Hiro walked away to join you. 

“Shitty dog,” he said, with a small smile on his face. 

TAGLIST :

 lanaxians-2 

soft-levi-girl-

 blogladymidnight77

[crusnikroxas]

Just another deisy shitpost with tiktok sounds/references, hope you don’t mind:)

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Y/n’s soul doing the flashy flashy during a make out with sans:

Sans: silence wench! I do not wish to be horny anymore.

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Y/n reading the fanfic alphys wrote at the party during the twister game: Oh my God! Is this who we are? Is this what we represent? Telling somebody to kiss it, lick it, suck it, stick it-

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Sans and Y/n having kissy kissy time: every kiss begins with-

Y/n’s soul lighting up and ruining the mood: KETAMINE A HYDROCHLORIDE TRANQUILIZER USED IN VETRENARY PRACTICE-

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Y/n seeing a snowpuff: I like that boulder. It’s a nice boulder.

Greater dog rises out of it: >:)

Y/n: I REALLY like that boulder

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Papyrus not letting Sans have any of Y/n’s brownies:

Sans: it’s always how fat is your ass, never how is your fatass - I hate it here.

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Mettaton at the first anime night: You’ve never been in a relationship? You’re so pretty-

Y/n: To that I say what you have failed to consider is that I’m fucking annoying.

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Y/n just existing:

Sans: I love when women

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Y/n: And if your gonna call me a bitch, make sure to put smart in front of it.

Sans: ...

Y/n: My way, my way or the high- hey did you know that brain freeze is actually caused by-

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Y/n and Papyrus at the dump looking for some nice stuff.

Y/n: what did you just ask me?

Papyrus pointing to a flag he found: I asked if that was Mexico’s flag?

Y/n dying laughing: Papyrus, thats a gay pride flag.

Papyrus: Oh, see my next guess was gonna be Italy-

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Y/n after getting attacked by Flowey twice: Well, it looks like time for me to take a hint and just go fuck myself!

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Mettaton flirting with Papyrus: So how big are you?

Papyrus: 7’1”.

Mettaton: .... no I mean like in bed.

Papyrus knowing what he’s asking but he follows the dating manual unlike some people: ... still 7’1” but sideways.

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Flowey and Y/n’s old boss just existing:

Sans: You fuckers.

Sans: You fuckers.

Sans: You motherfuckers! I will bring hellfire upon you-

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Y/n: I WANT ABS! I want abs soo bad. AND A NICE BOOTY!

Sans: ??

Y/n: But you guys keep feeding me spaghetti.

Sans: ...

Y/n: and Cinnabuns >:(

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Sans eating Undynes nasty ass brownies: ... why is it spicy??

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Y/n pointing at sans: HOW IS HE SO FUCKING HOT!?AND RESPECTFULLLLL!?

Sans: ・。・

Y/n used to asshole men on the surface: There’s something wrong with him-

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Sans: I hate it when your eating and someone’s like “where’s my piece?”

Sans: like come on, I may be skinny on the outside, but on the inside I’m a big bitch. I ate it all. I ate it ALL. Ain’t no piece for you.

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Y/n to sans after waking up from surgery: Hey thanks for checking in, I’m still a piece of garbage 🎶

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Y/n planning to live on mt Ebbot: No, you know what? I am gonna leave.

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Flirty monsters to sans before Y/n fell underground: Are you fighting the urge to make out with me rn?

Sans inhaling pizza: not really, I’m really into this pizza tho.

Monster: ...

Sans: aw they burned my fucking cookie...😔

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Y/n: I love you

Sans: I love you too

Y/n: are we about to kiss right now?

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Papyrus after sans tells a pun: Oh my stars! That was so funny, let me get the squad laughing for you!

Sans: wh-

Papyrus: Notice how there’s no squad!

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Y/n: I love you so much<3

Sans:

Y/n: say something.

Sans poking her cheek: >:)

Y/n: Fuck you.

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Wooo I just scrolled up and saw how big this was uhhh oops? Anyways you don’t gotta post this or anything I just thought I’d shitpost. Also idk if the same tiktok sounds that are popular where I live are popular where you live or if you even have tiktok but I hope these make sense - also hope you don’t mind the submission. I love your writing and I just wanted to show some appreciation <3 I hope you’re doing well, and having a good day:)

(SUBMITTED BY YUCKYDRAWS)

Pfffft 🤣😂🤣 Some of these are so incredibly perfect, I love it! 😂 Gave me a hell of a good chuckle, thank you :p I've only seen the odd tiktok video, but I'm a great lover of Vine (RIP), so these made me very happy indeed ;) (god, especially the one with Papyrus commenting on one of Sans' puns - with his sass, I can actually mentally hear him saying that one xD)