#satyr hob gadling

[doctorhouse5343]

Kiss Me (Until My Lips Fall Off) Chapter 1

"Sire, we have captured the foul bea-" Morpheus lifted his upper body off the bed that he was lying on in a elegant manner, the ruby encrusted jewels on his rosy nipples with delicate golden chains attached to them proudly on display for the captain of the royal guard standing before him "What is it that you have captured, Matthew?" The king asked, raising an eyebrow as he sat up "Speak up, you have my full attention" He added, his tone a warning in itself as his satyr lover gave the poor man a deadly glare that prompted him into getting on with it "My apologies, your majesty..I meant to say that we have successfully apprehended the creature that has been terrorizing the town folk".

That information made the raven haired ruler stare in bewilderment, skepticism in his tone as he asked "Where is the monster held up at the moment and what fate do you have planned for it?" Matthew puffed his chest in pride as he answered his majesty "He is currently kept in chains in the dungeons where he will remain until he will be executed at dawn, your highness" Morpheus pondered for a moment, getting off the lavish bed as he began to put on a sheer blue robe, brushing his long black hair back as he spoke "Take me to the dungeons, I want to see the cursed thing myself before his life ends". The guard tried to protest, to tell him to reconsider but the king's voice silenced him "You dare defy your king, Matthew? You seem to forget whom it is you have sworn allegiance..perhaps I shall let Hob refresh your memory" His voice a dark velvet as he gave the brown eyed satyr sitting by his side a warm look, his pale hand stroking his bearded cheek tenderly "One word, and your blood will be spilled by his magnificent horns". The guard shook his head, swallowing thickly at the threat "Of course sire, I shall not do so again. Right this way, your majesty" The ravenette smirked, running a hand through the thick hairs on his satyr's chest as he whispered in his ear "Fret not, lover of mine, for I shall return to our chambers at nightfall for another evening of unbridled passion" The king's words and touch brought out a whine out of the goat man as he watched his raven haired love  follow Matthew outside of the royal chambers.

The pair went down several flights of stairs to reach the dungeon, were supposedly the elusive beast that had been responsible for the deaths of several villagers in the last month was held captive. The creature seemed to be hunting them for their hearts, tearing it out with it's maw before leaving the rest to the vultures. There were a few who had sworn that they have seen a pair of blue glowing eyes staring out of the forest, others have claimed to have witnessed a large white wolf running by and despite the several attempts made to capture it, the large canine continued on with its onslaught, leaving carnage wherever it went..until now. The guard lead the king into the dungeon, marching towards the cell that contained the monster "Be careful, your majesty : he has tried multiple times to break free" Morpheus merely nodded as he heard the warning, stepping inside the cell before standing in front of something that left him bewildered. "Are you certain that this is the one responsible for the slaughter?" He asked, taking in the sight of the man whose arms were bound with chains : skin of a grayish black with a white, full-body tattoo of a skeleton (starting as a half-skull on his face), a tall frame that was lanky but decently muscled and long tangled white hair that partially hid eyes of a bright blue. When the ruler began to take a closer look at the chained creature, the royal guard began to fidget with his armor as he stared on nervously "It is him, Sire, we found him near a lake. He was devouring the heart of the stable boy who went missing a day ago". The werewolf  hadn't uttered a word during the exchange, instead he growled as his wild eyes were focused on the dark haired man that analyzed him from head to toe though the sound that had left his blood-stained lips died out when his chin was lifted by the raven haired lord's pale hand, the look in those beautiful eyes of his compelling him to obey.

The chained man remained silent as he felt the delicate but firm hand slowly trail down his neck to touch the worn out collar clasped around it, the medal on it bearing a name that he hadn't used in a while "Hobo Heart" The king read out loud, turning his attention to the prisoner "That is your name, correct?" When the white haired man nodded in reply, Morpheus turned his attention towards the frightened captain of the royal guard "Release him from these shackles, tell the servants to run him a warm bath and prepare him a set of clothes to wear" The guard was about to protest but stopped, he knew that it would be foolish to question the king once again so it was with a shaky voice that he asked "Is there anything else that you need be done, my king?" The king smiled, his thumb stroking the cold cheek of the confused beast chained in his presence "Send out measurements of this fiend's neck to the best jeweler of the kingdom, let him know that King Morpheus requires a collar encrusted with the finest of rubies, adorned with a medallion that is just as tasteful with the words 'Hobo Heart, Royal Pet Of King Morpheus' engraved in it". Matthew gasped in shock, had his king fallen to madness? But his majesty only smiled still as he looked at him "Afterall, a royal pet must be displayed as such for the entire kingdom to marvel at. Now go, take him alongside you and notify the others of my decision at once" A quick nod and soon, Hobo Heart was dragged off to be prepared for his new life as the pet of the dark king, who was quite happy to have been disturbed : he had gained a new toy to play with. When he was certain that his orders were carried out, he returned to his chambers to spend another amorous evening with his wild lover, not yet understanding how difficult his new pet would prove himself to be.

With a pleased sigh, Morpheus buried his face in the crook of his lover's neck, covering it with kisses as he relaxed in his embrace. He then rested his head on the satyr's well furred chest, eager to sleep by his side until he was interrupted by the sound of the doors of his chambers being opened frantically, as if the person was in a state of panic. With a scowl, the king raised his head with the intention to tell Matthew to leave at once but stopped himself : the one who stood before him was Jessamy, his favorite maid "Jessamy, what has happened?" He asked in a soft tone that he rarely used, the fear in the young woman's eyes worried him. The sweet maid took a few seconds to calm down, inhaling a deep breath before speaking "It's your pet, sire...He is attacking the guard Corinth, trying to gouge out his eyes" The information made the raven haired male sigh as he got up, straightening his robe as he looked at her, concerned still for her well-being "Has he hurt you in anyway?". The servant shook her head, fidgeting with her hands as she explained what had happened : the werewolf was behaving quite well during his bath but that quickly changed when one of the servants present tried to untangle his hair, resulting in him growling and trying to claw anyone that got too close.

The guards were summoned soon after as an attempt to calm the creature but even that didn't work so it was decided that the king must be alerted at once and since the maiden was more favored by his highness, the task went to her. She took a deep breath after briefing her king, before adding "Sir Matthew suspects that Hobo Heart might have been acting oddly because he wanted your presence, sire". Morpheus raised an eyebrow in amusement, the idea of his new pet craving his attention already was adorable though he was certain that the reason was more simple than that "Then let us go see what my beloved pet requires at the moment, Jessamy. I am certain that your presence along with mine will surely have a soothing effect on his agitated nerves" The king gave his sleeping lover a tender kiss before walking out of the chambers once more in the directions of the room were the bathtub was kept in, with his favorite maid at his side.

"Stop laughing and do something already, Mervyn!" The captain of the royal guard scowled at the older man as he tried to pull the blonde guard away from the feral beast, who did not relent his attacks : sinking his claws under Corinth's eyes, trying to drag them upwards to reach his target all the while growling in fury when he wasn't successful. "Enough, Hobo Heart! Let go of Corinth at once, this is not a request" The king's authoritative voice soon made the werewolf let go of his prey, letting out a small whine as he sat down in the tub full of water with a pitiful look on his face. All but Morpheus were shocked at how quickly the wild man obeyed the words given to him but what was more surprising was seeing their ruler walk towards the creature before kneeling next to him, speaking to him with tenderness "You lashed out, not because you were requesting my presence, but because you were in pain. The servant who tried to brush your hair pulled on a knot too hard, causing you to react poorly. Is that right, my pet?".

To the surprise of the guards and the royal staff, the werewolf spoke "Yes, it hurt when they tried to brush my hair. They went too hard" Hobo Heart's eyes were downcast, remorseful as his king lifted his chin gently "If Jessamy were to take care of your hair from now on, will you behave and treat her with the same respect that you give me?" The ravenette asked softly, brushing his thumb against the cold skin of his pet's cheek, smiling as he saw the snow white haired male nod. "Good. Matthew, take Corinth to the medic bay to treat his wounds. As for you all, besides Jessamy, leave. She and I will take it from here henceforth" All murmurs of protests died at the sight of their lord's eyes staring them down and it was only when it was the three of them left in the room that he allowed himself to relax, smiling as he removed his robes in front of an awed Hobo Heart. "Would it be alright with you, my darling pet, if I were to join you? I am afraid that my..activities have rendered me sore" He said with a smirk, stepping into the bathtub when his question was answered with a small nod, smiling as the blue eyes of the creature were focused on the jewelry adorning his nipples.

The rest of the evening went on without a fuss and just as Morpheus predicted, his maid soon became the werewolf's favorite person in the castle (besides him of course) : he stood still when she styled his long white hair in a elegant plait and dressed him in a silken lace dress that was red with billowy sleeves and had a plunging neckline that would compliment the gift he would receive soon. His eyes were then lined with red Kohl to make them stand out and ears were adorned with hanging clip-on earrings, studded with garnets and rubies : the king's royal pet was truly a marvel to look at, all that he needed was one final touch to let the whole kingdom know of that fact.

"Stand up, my pet" Hobo Heart's obedience made the king's face smile in pride as he opened an ornate box to reveal a dazzling collar encrusted with fine rubies with a heart shaped medallion bearing the words 'Hobo Heart, Royal Pet Of King Morpheus'. The werewolf's eyes were wide in shock, it was clearly handmade and must have cost a fortune, but when he tried to protest and say that his old worn out collar would suffice plenty, the ruler brushed his concerns aside "A king's werewolf deserves something that shows off it's position to the whole kingdom as a symbol of pride, for you my dear pet are more than worthy of that title" The king smiled as his new pet let him put the collar around his beautiful neck, stroking his cheek after he was done "Good boy, you have been good today, despite the attack you did to one of my guards" He murmured in the male's ear, chuckling at his expression as he attached a bedazzled leash to the loop of the collar "Come, my pet, to the dinning hall were you will have hearts and many more delicacies to feast on. You must be hungry after all of this, hmmm?" The eager nod that the white haired pet gave earned a smile from the ruler, who lead him out of the dressing room into the hallway by holding his leash, the pair unaware of the satyr watching from a distance with a scowl on his face. 

Hob stared a bit more before deciding to follow them to get to the bottom of this situation, eventually the three of them arrived at their destination. While Morpheus was seated and was enjoying fruits, his pet was knelt onto the ground at his side and feasting on a fresh heart. The sight made the satyr recoil in disgust but his attention shifted as he heard his lover call out to him "My darling Hob, oh I have missed you" The words were said with so much love and devotion that the goat man had forgotten his anger, going to his dark haired beauty to lavish him with kisses under the calm gaze of the werewolf. "My dear Hob, this is Hobo Heart, my new werewolf pet. He is also yours to play with, if you ever wished to" The satyr frowned a bit at his lover's words, he hardly could see himself enjoying the presence of a rival in his territory but out of love for his king he simply said "I might in the future but not right now, I'm a bit tired from our activities, you know?" Hob tried his best to be kind to the pet but his nerves couldn't handle the look of adoration that Hobo Heart gave Morpheus as he rested his cheek in the offered palm. The sight itself brought out an inhuman shriek out of the satyr's lips as he soon headbutted the werewolf, which soon lead to a fight that gave the king no other choice but to separate the pair. The two were glaring at eachother even as they were brought to their respective room, both vowing to destroy one another when the chance would strike.

[densewentz]

Animal Features Day 6 is me using Hob and Dream to play with a new style. Also I just think they're both stubborn old goats in love, so.

[delta-pavonis]

Teeny follow-up, since they won't leave me alone... picks up almost from the end of the fic, beneath the cut. (with a nod to @temve in here because one specific line related to Hob from the fic she gifted me makes me giggle and I thought Dream should get a chance to say it, too)

"Hey, dove," Hob nuzzles into the soft hair at Dream's temple, places a gentle kiss there, "my shift is over."

His eyes look cobalt blue in the dim light as he blinks awake, yawning and stretching from beneath the blanket he was using to sleep on the lounge's couch. Christ, this man is beautiful. Ethereal even, his pale skin glowing in the city lights that filter in through the partially drawn blinds. "What time is it?" He smiles up at Hob.

"Half one in the morning," Hob stands, hands on his jeans-clad hips, having changed out of his scrubs only moments prior.

Dream blinks for a moment, sits up, and then grabs the front of Hob's navy jumper and tugs him back down and into a kiss. Another hand hooks into a belt loop and then he is being pulled to sit astride Dream's lap. The position stretches the soreness in his arse, reminding him that he has been fucked two times already tonight. He gasps and arches away from Dream's plush lips.

"Happy Christmas," Dream murmurs softly, so sweetly, both hands sliding into Hob's back pockets, squeezing just enough to make Hob have to swallow back a moan. The man beneath him sinks into the cushions, head lolling until it rests on the back of the couch and he is looking straight up at Hob. He keeps pulling until Hob's crotch is against his chest, Hob up high on his knees, enough that he has to balance with a hand on the couch's back next to Dream's head.

"Happy Christmas to you, too," Hob sighs. He's content to see where this goes, let himself enjoy Dream's long-fingered hands leaving his pockets to slide down his thighs, stopping to grope them along the way.

"And what do you want for Christmas, Dr. Gadling?"

Hob hums, an absolutely dumbass soppy smile on his face, and trails the backs of his fingers down Dream's cheek. How in God's name such a fae creature ended up in his embrace he'll never know, but Hob isn't going to question his luck. "Pretty sure I already got it."

Dream huffs a laugh. "And how did that go for you, asking Santa Claus for a deep dicking? Did you sit on his lap as you did so?"

A fae creature... with the wit of a satyr. Hob barely resists rolling his eyes. "Why do you ask?" He spreads his knees and drops his arse to sit on Dream's thighs, putting them at eye level, but now with space between their chests. "Jealous?"

The tone Dream uses is playful, at least on the surface, but when Hob leans back there is something in his eyes, in the twist of his upper lip, that gives Hob pause. Dream's testing him, pushing to see if he shies away, presumably like others have.

Dream lifts his head and leans forward, bringing them back together and getting close enough to breathe directly into Hob's ear, "And if I say yes?" His hands wander up Hob's back beneath his jumper and undershirt, seeking skin. "If I tell you that I am jealous of any who has already touched you, had you, in a way I haven't? Would that scare you off?"

"Gonna have to do better than that to spook me, Dream." Hob trails his lips along Dream's lightly stubbled jaw. "If I hadn't gotten that call during lunch I was damned well planning on blowing you in the men's before dessert."

Dream's laugh comes out as a bray, a heaving rusty hinge noise that almost startles Hob off his lap. When their eyes next meet Dream's sparkle with absolute delight and he leans back to rest his wrists on Hob's shoulders. "A match made in Hell."

Hob cackles and kisses Dream for all he is worth, wide and wild and hungry, one hand stretching that fucking perfect neck up to reach him. "Come home with me. I'm back here in fourteen hours an-"

"And you don't plan on sleeping?" Dream interrupts with a scoff, but his grin is relaxed and borderline giddy.

Dream hums appreciatively and goes back to pawing at Hob's ass. "Then I am taking you to mine. Unless you also have a king bed and a Jacuzzi tub?"

"I was hoping," Hob kisses him again, "I might be able to convince you to tire me out?"

Hob nips at Dream's lips, "No, I don't... but I am guessing that your place doesn't have all my custom-made leather gear? And I was rather hoping you might let me put on some chaps and ri-i-i-day! Dream!"

With what seems like surprisingly little effort, Hob finds himself slung over Dream's shoulder and carried all the way to the parking garage.

Fic: Placebo Effect

Dreamling (human AU) || Rated E || 10k words || complete Alternate Universe - human, Hob is minorly Tiktok famous, for his woodworking ASMR videos, Hob is also a doctor, Dream listens to Hob’s ASMR, Dream is a museum curator, Dream needs his fucking lunatic parents to stop harassing him about not being married yet, Hob takes on the holiday shifts for colleagues because he doesn’t have a family to go home to, Hob is really fucking bored and decides to offer to do a fake relationship video call, you see where this is going, fake relationship to real relationship, the entire set of Endless sibs are little shits in the best way, getting together, phone sex, dirty talk, sexting, inappropriate work behavior, sex at work, Dream went to art school, Dream was an unrepentant slut in college, Hob is still an unrepentant slut, frenum piercing, reference to previous toxic relationship, sex toys, anal fingering, oral sex, blow job, anal sex

>> You are no doubt being inundated with such requests, but at the endless prodding of my siblings I decided to try: I would like to take you up on that offer of a holiday meal call as a fake partner. Even my littlest sister and my sibling-who-hates-me have taken pity upon my plight and encouraged me to do this, just so they don’t have to listen to our parents harass me for the entirety of another dinner. I am amenable to discussing terms, but you would probably benefit from some pre-event background on my family’s unique flavor of crazy before you agree to this. He doesn’t even get his phone back into his pocket before it vibrates with a notification.

inspired by a prompt @gabessquishytum got

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[moorishflower]

Apropos of the Addams family post from a few weeks back: Hob meeting Gomez and them immediately vibing. Freak4freak friendship. Taking one look at the horrific sublime and wanting to kiss it with tongue

GOD yes like I have trouble imagining writing Hob meeting Gomez Addams actually because the IPs are so different but if he ever did it would be IMMEDIATE recognition. Same hat vibes. Have you beheld my big beautiful spouse? Behold them and despair (the despair is lovely this time of year)

Like can you imagine Hob attending ANY function in the Dreaming, either as the Dreamlord's husband or his consort? Normal McNormalman wandering around amongst gods and fey and nightmares and angels and being so painfully ordinary and HUMAN that he loops back around to being just. The cryptid in the room. Everyone whispering to each other, "Does anyone know that guy? Who is that? Did he sneak in?"

Hob just happily chatting away eating canapes and mingling and discussing footie with satyrs and shit, and finally some asshole god or demigod strolls on up to him and clears their throat, and demands to know "Who are you? Why are you here? You're just some human."

And Hob blinks his big beautiful brown cow eyes and he says "Oh! I'm here with my husband! Here he is now!" And just simp mode activates IMMEDIATELY. Dream standing there in full nightmare regalia glowering daggers at whoever has dared to impugn the honor of HIS husband, visibly bleeding shadows while the unfortunate guest contemplates how swiftly their mortality is about to be ripped from their still-conscious body, and Hob tucks his arm through Dream's, "How's your night been so far, baby? Good party, the brownies seemed very interested in the latest scores for Manchester, think they might be close to setting up a league of their own, dunno who they'd play against though. Christ, you look fantastic tonight. Doesn't he look fantastic? We should definitely dance later, imagine how you'd look on the floor with all these shadows around you. Phwoar. Are you thirsty, darling?"

"Wine will suffice."

"Sure, love, be right back. Nice talking with you, mate!" And off he trots to the refreshments table, and meanwhile Dream has expanded to roughly 1.5 times his normal height and living darkness wreathes him in an aura of cold sweat and midnight shivers, and he has to lean down almost at the waist to address whoever this unfortunate SOB is. Blinking slow and deliberate, like a lizard eyeing a mouse.

"You are lucky. My husband is in a charitable mood. If you ever speak ill of him again. It will not be his mercy you must seek."

And Hob comes back with two glasses of wine right as Dream is straightening up, and the unfortunate god or demigod looks like they're about to simultaneously weep and piss themselves, and he gives Dream his drink and then in a smooth and seamless motion gets his arm around Dream's waist and dips the 8ft tall nightmare man. Logically, and based on their respective heights, it should not be that easy, but Dream is visibly enjoying it.

"My sweet," Hob is murmuring into Dream's clavicle, "my darling, my Dream. Have I told you how beautiful you are tonight?"

"Yes. But tell me again."

And at this point Hob's would-be detractor takes the opportunity to flee, just as Hob is planting a line of smacking kisses up the Dreamlord's neck. "Beautiful," he's saying, "ravishing, stunning, awe-inspiring."

And after that there's a sort of flyer or pamphlet that gets circulated through a bunch of supernatural circles, with Hob Gadling's name and description and picture, THIS IS THE PRINCE-CONSORT OF THE NIGHTMARE KING, HE IS ALLOWED AND ENCOURAGED TO BE HERE.

[thenightling]

The entities in The Sandman

Supernatural entities (Besides Gods and Goddess) that appear in Neil Gaiman's The Sandman that I can remember off the top of my head:

Sorcerer (Sorceress) / Wizard / Witches (gender neutral) / Occultists (Sleep of the Just.  Roderick and his occultists, John Constantine, Thessaly, Baba Yaga, and The Hecataae known as "Witch Queen.")

Immortals (Hob Gadling, Mad Hettie, the storyteller in Ramadan)

Ghosts (The Dead Boy Detectives, Hector Hall)

Familiar (Matthew the Raven, Barnabas the Dog)

Shapeshifter (Lucien and his raven form and others)

Fae (Seelie high court in A Midsummer Night's Dream)

Hob Goblin (Robin Goodfellow AKA The Puck A Midsummer Night's Dream)

Demons (Hope in Hell)

Angels (Season of Mists)

Vampires ("Night Walkers" as mentioned by Hob Gadling)

Werewolves (The Hunt)

Imp (The bottle imp mentioned in Abel's House of Secrets)

Gargoyles (Gregory and Goldie)

Hippogriff (one of the castle guards)

Wyvern (One of the castle guards)

Griffon (One of the castle guards)

Zombie / Ghoul (Desire's "companion" in the Emperor Norton story.  Possibly Rachel since the sand was the only thing keeping her alive and her body was mostly shut down and even seemed to be rotting.)

Aliens (Martian Manhunter and The Sandman: Overture)

Kitsune (Dream Hunters)

Self-aware Dreams and Nightmares

Sea creature (Hob's Leviathan)

Satyr / Faun (Aristaeus in Song of Orpheus) Centaur (at The Worlds' End Inn) Unicorn (Song of Orpheus)

Meta Humans (Similar to mutants.  Humans with powers) Sentient Slime (Dream a little Dream of me) Djinn (mentioned in Ramadan)

Star-People (The Sandman: Overture) A golem (The Wake) Phoenix (Ramadan) This was just off the top of my head so I'm probably missing a few.

[doctorhouse5343]

Kiss Me (Until My Lips Fall Off) Chapter 2

"Sir, it is time to wake up. It is such a beautiful day and the sun is shining bright, to spend the entirety of it in bed would be a waste" The maid's gentle voice broke the silence of the room, she hummed a bit as she pulled back the royal purple curtains to let the sunlight in before smoothing her apron and adjusting her white bonnet as she went on, addressing the now awake werewolf in the bed.

"I have taken the liberty of preparing a warm bath for you, sir, along with getting a fresh set of clothes". As soon as Hobo Heart's feet touched the ground, Jessamy gently lead him out of the chamber while being mindful of the beast's bruises, still fresh from the day before "If the injuries that you have sustained still pain you so, perhaps I could alleviate it with soothing ointment after you have bathed if you wish, my lord" The young woman's worry and words touched the fiend, so he accepted, bringing a sigh of relief out of the maiden : she feared that the white wolf would be stubborn as he usually was so she was happy to be proven wrong.

As the two of them made their down the hallway, the maid occasionally threw glances at the werewolf that she was tasked with the care of, fidgeting with the hem of her dress as she recalled the scuffle that the wolf-man got himself into with the king's satyr consort during the previous evening, which resulted in gnarly injuries from both parties. She recalled with a shudder how she was sure that they would both kill one another but luckily she was able to separate them, though she did fear that it was all far from over : when she treated the goat-man's wounds, she caught the glimpse of a smile on his lips, almost as if he enjoyed the gashes that the monster's claws brought onto his body.

Jessamy shook her head, focusing on the task at hand as they both entered the bathing room where she then proceed to help the white-haired werewolf disrobe and after making sure that the water was to his liking she began to wash his body with a brush and soap. When that was done she moved to the royal pet's long, beautiful white hair, making sure that it was clean and very soft. The king insisted that the terrifying creature's hair must be kept at it's current length, no scissors were allowed to cut a single strand of it and whoever dared to do so would face severe consequences. Once the bath was over, the pretty maid helped the wild man dry himself and, making sure to apply a generous amount of the numbing balm onto the beast's bruises, lead him to his dressing room where she had him sat down in front of a mirror so that she could start brushing his hair.

The werewolf was standing still as his hair was styled in an elegant braid, small red jewels decorating it while his claws were painted in a striking shade of crimson : The dark ruler loved seeing his pet in red, so everything that Hobo Heart wore had to be either red or a shade of red that would accentuate his beauty. As for the claws, they had to be trimmed lightly as to not blunt them too much, due to his highness wanting to show them off in every way possible. After some light pampering and a touch of red eye shadow on his lids; combined with a bold line of red Kohl for dramatic effect , the monster was now wearing a stunning red velvet dress with a plunging neckline that showed off his collar, making him smile into the mirror as Jessamy helped him off the chair.

"The king awaits you in the dining hall, I believe that he has a little surprise planned for you, though he did not give me any details" The maid's words tickled Hobo Heart's curiosity but he knew better than to pry so he simply followed the young woman, who was holding his leash with a small hum as they went out into the hallway once again. As they stepped inside the lavishly decorated dinning hall, the werewolf's heart skipped a beat when his king's icy blue eyes gazed at him with an intensity that left him weak at the knees, a whine threatening to leave his lips at the ruler's smug smile as he greeted the both of them "My dear Hobo Heart, do sit next to me, so that I may drink in the sight of you further…Yes, that is a good boy, my lovely pet" His rumbling voice a purr as the white-haired wolf man took his seat by the king's side, leaning into the monarch's outstretched palm.

"Thank you, Jessamy, that would be all at the moment. Do rest up in the meantime, you deserve it for all that you have done for this castle". Smiling at her lord, the young maiden adjusted her apron and, with a bow, retreated the premises for a small brief rest, there was still so much to do afterall and she couldn't afford to sleep longer. Satisfied, Morpheus carded his fingers through his pet's white hair, a pleased hum leaving his lips at the sight of the jewelry braided in it "You look as stunning as the night I first laid eyes on you and with every passing day, you only grow more magnificent" He breathed, lifting the skull-faced male's hand to bring it to his mouth, his peony lips pressing a tender kiss on the delicate fingers, admiring the claws before gently letting go "I have a very special surprise planned for you, my pet. One of which I am certain that you will enjoy showing off at every given moment, which shall be always".

The small head tilt that his royal plaything did at his words brought a chuckle out of the king "Eager, aren't we? Do not fret, my dear, for you shall soon find out. For now, do eat. It is important for you to have a meal before we begin". The king then began to hand feed his royal werewolf pet a cut up heart, bringing his blood stained fingers closer to the other's tongue so that he could lap it off, continuing to do so until he was certain that his pet's hunger had been satiated "Come, my pet, it is now time for you to receive your gift, as promised" His delicately pale hand soon took the end of the bedazzled leash attached to the ruby encrusted collar that adorned his most prized possession's neck, humming as the two of them made their way to the opulent parlor, the anticipation palpable as he soon made Hobo Heart lie down in the lavish loveseat, smirking as he slowly lowered the other's dress, exposing his chest to the one who would have the honor of piercing the royal plaything's nipples, decorating them with jewels that had heart cut garnets on the ends of it.

"Relax, my pet, it will take no time at all. I shall be at your side during all of this and afterwards, I will be the one tending to them to ensure that they heal properly. Afterall," Morpheus leaned in, pressing a kiss to the werewolf's ear, whispering in it as he made sure that the medal on his loyal wolf's collar proudly displayed the words 'Hobo Heart, Royal Pet Of King Morpheus' engraved on it "I have taken the liberty to get an exquisite accessory to hang off from your pierced nipples, showing off your beautiful chest further" The low whine that escaped the male's lips was cut off as the king pressed a passionate kiss onto those cold lips, maintaining it until it was all over. He soon pulled away, admiring the piercings on either side of his toy's nipples, pride swelling up in his chest as he pulled the other into another kiss "Good boy, you have done so well, you did not once scratch or attempt to bite...That deserves another serving of hearts, don't you agree?".

Hobo Heart's eager nod brought a chuckle out of his ruler, who slowly dressed him in a loose red robe that would cover up his chest "That shall do, for now" He purred as he thanked the man who so graciously accepted to do this before carrying his precious pet to the dinning hall so that he could be rewarded, though to his delight his king consort Hob just so happened to be there as well. "My beloved lover, do dine with us, it has been a while" Morpheus purred, pulling his pet onto his lap as he watched his satyr husband sit at his side, giving the skull-faced male a good view of his well furred chest, one that he would not object to touch and feel (if his lord would allow him). The goat-man was truly a marvel to look at, his curled horns were always well polished and he had a nice, luscious beard that framed his face beautifully, making it hard for the other to not just rub his face against it.

The man's arms were also nicely hairy and his furred goat legs were a feast to the werewolf's eyes, which were fixed on the King Consort's chest as his claws sank deep into his own flesh as he zoned out before being brought back by his king's tender kisses "Are you in pain, my pet? Perhaps after your light snack, I could carry you to bed so that you may rest, you need it to ensure the healing process of your little gift" The king murmured tenderly before shifting his attention to his lover, whose brown eyes were fixed onto the male in the ruler's arms. Without a word, Hob picked up a grape and slowly placed it near the young man's lip, slowly feeding it to him as he muttered on how the boy didn't get enough food in his body, a hint of protectiveness in his tone that baffled Hobo Heart and warmed Morpheus' heart, pleased at the fact that the man he loved seemed to finally accept the other's presence.

During the following days after that day, the king's spouse began to show more care towards the snow-white haired royal pet, making sure to feed him a blend of hearts, blackberries and pomegranate seeds, all which being his favorites and after the golden chains; decorated with the finest tear-cut garnets and rubies, commissioned by the king from the best jewelry maker in the kingdom; were attached to the piercings adorning the heart-shaped piercings that decorated the nipples of the king's favorite toy, Hob began to somehow grow fonder of the other, playfully teasing until a growl would leave the other's lips. It was an innocent thrill though Matthew, captain of the royal guard, had a feeling that the newfound peace that settled in the palace would be fleeting and if the scowl on the beast's lips at having red ribbons being incorporated in his hair every morning was any indicator of his current state of mind, then it wouldn't take long until one of them would get harmed.

As the guard had predicted, the next morning had began well without any hiccups, until the goat-man had made the mistake of asking the fiend to play a game of fetch, which resulted in the small ball being punctured by the white-haired beast's claws and the satyr running as fast as he could before ramming his head into the other's ribs, resulting into a fight that left the king they both adored fuming, unable to look at either in the eyes as he spoke with barely contained ire "I am utterly disappointed in the both of you : just as I was certain that you have both set your shared animosity aside, you return to your barbaric ways. As such, I have no other choice than to have you both remain in a room for a week, where the both of you shall hopefully learn to get along with another. Matthew, escort them there, I cannot bear to look at them further".

The royal guard nodded, taking a deep breath as he lead the miscreants to where they would remain until they'd cease their squabble. The days and nights went on without any commotion in the room, the satyr and the terrifying heart-eater simply did their own thing as per the usual, though on the last day Hob had noticed that one of the ribbons in Hobo Heart's snow white hair slipped out so he had beckoned the other to sit on his lap so that he could redo the male's hairdo. Next thing that he knew, he was slipping his tongue into the blue-eyed beast's mouth, exchanging a passionate kiss before pulling away to press kisses around the beautiful creature's neck "God's wounds, you are divine, perfection incarnate" He growled, sucking onto the exposed skin and smiling at the whines leaving the other's lips "I love you, Hobo Heart" His words were said with a fervor that left the wolf-man weak at the knees, only able to let out a whimper as a response.

The reaction brought a wider smile out of the horned beast, pulling the tattooed creature into his gentle hold while he placed the other's head close to his chest, guiding it to his exposed nipple "Come on dear, drink your full, you haven't been eating a lot lately...Yes, just like that sweetheart, that's a good boy. Enjoy my rich milk, take as much as you need" He muttered encouragingly, love filling his heart as he felt a surge of protection towards the wild monster that he had grown to love, he was about to go further until the arrival of Matthew disturbed them both.

"I am very sorry, my lords..I had only come here to see how you both have been faring but now that I see that you are both well and not harmed, I shall notify King Morpheus of the astoundingly good news at once...Yes sir, I am heading out as fast as I can with my scrawny legs, there is no need to bleat at me!! No, no, please don't charge at me!!" The royal guard's screams echoed in the hallways as he ran out of the room swiftly, evading the lover of King Morpheus' horns by a hair as the brown eyed horned creature stepped out with the pet's leash in his hand, pressing a tender kiss onto the cold cheek of the werewolf, the giggles that left those dual colored lips filling him with great joy as the two of them went down the hallway to visit the dark lord's chambers.

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Matthew : *goes in a room to check on Hob and Hobo Heart since it had been a whole week that they have been sent there by the king*

Hob : *has the werewolf against his chest* Do you mind?!! We are having a moment!

Hobo Heart : *is embarrassed as hell*

Matthew : *closes the door with a far away stare* I need a vacation

hehehe, can't wait to scar Matthew ψ( ` ∇ ´ )ψ

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Hob : *happily taking Hobo Heart on a walk*

Matthew : *looks at Hob*

Hobo Heart : *growls at Matthew*

Hob : *is proud* Good boy!

Hobo Heart : *insert tail wags*

Bonus

Jessamy : *singing again because she has to keep Hobo Heart away from Corinth and Matthew, it's no easy taking care of her lord's pet*

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Hob : *thinking that it's going to be another thrilling day of feeling the werewolf's claws deep into his skin, staring in those blue that he finds so pretty when they are full of rage though he would never say it outloud*

Hobo Heart : *is resting his head on the king's lap, his chest facing forward while his robe covers it all, except for the outline of something near his nipples*

Hob : *mad as hell* Am I a joke to you?!!

Morpheus : *smiling to himself, counting the days until he can finally reveal the little surprise*

oh this chapter will be very, very fun! It had been brewing in my mind for a while but one little idea that came to me suddenly unlocked everything. This little funny gives a little hint as to what it is

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Morpheus : *royal titties out to show off his piercings with little chains attached*

Guests : (*^*) *staring intensely at him and the royal pet Hobo Heart knelt at his side*

Hob : *protective satyr bf sounds* Touch them and you die >:)

Hobo Heart : *could kill them but is too busy being spoiled by his king with pats and scritches, being a good werewolf*

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Hob was a satyr that adored his king, he'd spent hours making sure that he was satisfied. He kept him well fed with his milk ,well pleased with his love making and safe from all threats by headbutting all of the folk that bothered his precious Morpheus. But when the bodies of villagers that went missing turned up, Hob became more protective of his lover, less patient with the royal staff : he refused to let them come near his royal highness unless he was in the room to supervise them.

Eventually the beast responsible was captured and the goat thought that it was the end of it, until he saw the werewolf (with that half white skull tattoo on his face now fully visible due to his hair being styled into a plait) knelt at his king's side, wearing a bedazzled collar and fine garments...all while eating a heart. Hob felt rage at the sight but Morpheus explained that the beast was his royal pet and that the organ he was eating was his reward for letting the maids untangle his beautiful long white hair.

For his part, Hobo Heart didn't care much about the satyr's reaction : the situation was more confusing to him since he was supposed to be executed but instead received a bath. It wasn't an easy task, he almost gouged out the eyes of a few servants before being placed in the bath, where he had trashed and growled until the king came to supervise. It was only then that the beast had gotten docile, letting them wash the dirt and the grime off of his body, letting them dress him in fine jewellery, silk garments and letting his king put a collar bedazzled with rubies with a medallion that had his name and Royal Pet Of His Majesty King Morpheus on it. While he had adapted to his new status quickly, the same couldn't be said about the goat : Hob had been more agitated, killing a few guests that got on his nerves more than usual, getting more possessive towards his king, which pleased the latter greatly...until that behavior soon lead to numerous murder attempts to his pet. Unfortunately for Hob, the werewolf was very interested in living still so he kept returning the favor : the castle was constantly filled with the sounds of goat screams and growls, punctuated with yelps of pain, objects being tossed around and the king's perpetual shouts of 'Enough!', which where very effective since the rivals both loved him greatly. It didn't seem like they would ever get along but his elegant majesty had an inkling of an idea that just might work in his favor

it's taking over me, as you all can see

the first chapter will be slightly nsfw (it will be my first ever fic that will contain smut *buries self in a graveyard*), probably will post it on ao3

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Do you all remember the AU that I made where Morpheus is a king, Hob is a satyr and Hobo Heart is a werewolf that ended up becoming the royal pet? Not only did it get a name : Kiss Me (Until My Lips Fall Off), it also got worked so much that I just have to show you all a few snippets. Hope you all are as excited as I am about it🥰

"Sire, we have captured the foul bea-" Morpheus lifted his upper body off the bed that he was lying on in a elegant manner, the ruby encrusted jewels on his rosy nipples with delicate golden chains attached to them proudly on display for the captain of the royal guard standing before him "What is it that you have captured, Matthew?" The king asked, raising an eyebrow as he sat up "Speak up, you have my full attention" He added, his tone a warning in itself as his satyr lover gave the poor man a deadly glare that prompted him into getting on with it "My apologies, your majesty..I meant to say that we have successfully apprehended the creature that has been terrorizing the town folk".

Then we have some hot threats

"You dare defy your king, Matthew? You seem to forget whom it is you have sworn allegiance..perhaps I shall let Hob refresh your memory" His voice a dark velvet as he gave the brown eyed satyr sitting by his side a warm look, his pale hand stroking his bearded cheek tenderly "One word, and your blood will be spilled by his magnificent horns". The guard shook his head, swallowing thickly at the threat "Of course sire, I shall not do so again. Right this way, your majesty"

Last little snippet (As you can all see, I had way too much fun with this)

The king smiled, his thumb stroking the cold cheek of the confused beast chained in his presence "Send out measurements of this fiend's neck to the best jeweler of the kingdom, let him know that King Morpheus requires a collar encrusted with the finest of rubies, adorned with a medallion that is just as tasteful with the words 'Hobo Heart, Royal Pet Of King Morpheus' engraved in it". Matthew gasped in shock, had his king fallen to madness? But his majesty only smiled still as he looked at him "Afterall, a royal pet must be displayed as such for the entire kingdom to marvel at. Now go, take him alongside you and notify the others of my decision at once"

a little hypothetical question regarding my Without Question AU : if, and that's a big if mixed with a maybe, there were to be one of them having cow babies at some point, would you like to see it? let me know if it's something you'd like

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Because I am too excited and just can't help myself (this chapter is everything, ticking all the right boxes for me), here is some snippets of the second chapter of Kiss Me (Until My Lips Fall Off) for you all to enjoy while I continue it

"The king awaits you in the dining hall, I believe that he has a little surprise planned for you, though he did not give me any details" The maid's words tickled Hobo Heart's curiosity but he knew better than to pry so he simply followed the young woman, who was holding his leash with a small hum as they went out into the hallway once again. As they stepped inside the lavishly decorated dinning hall, the werewolf's heart skipped a beat when his king's icy blue eyes gazed at him with an intensity that left him weak at the knees, a whine threatening to leave his lips at the ruler's smug smile as he greeted the both of them "My dear Hobo Heart, do sit next to me, so that I may drink in the sight of you further…Yes, that is a good boy, my lovely pet" His rumbling voice a purr as the white-haired wolf man took his seat by the king's side, leaning into the monarch's outstretched palm.

Another one, because my goodness King Morpheus is hot

Satisfied, Morpheus' carded his fingers through his pet's white hair, a pleased hum leaving his lips at the sight of the jewelry braided in it "You look as stunning as the night I first laid eyes on you and with every passing day, you only grow more magnificent" He breathed, lifting the skull-faced male's hand to bring it to his mouth, his peony lips pressing a tender kiss on the delicate fingers, admiring the claws before gently letting go "I have a very special surprise planned for you, my pet. One of which I am certain that you will enjoy showing off at every given moment, which shall be always" The small head tilt that his royal plaything did at his words brought a chuckle out of the king

excuse me while I sob into a pillow at the reminder that he does not exist *wails*

edit : the second chapter is out, here's the link : Kiss Me (Until Your Lips Fall Off) Chapter-2

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Morpheus was the king of a peaceful kingdom, he ruled fairly while maintaining a cold facade that he only let slip around his sweet but deadly Hob. The satyr had a reputation for headbutting all of those who dared to waste his precious king's time, be it with nonsense or not leaving the meeting hall in time (the stragglers rarely made it out fast enough, almost getting gutted by Hob's mighty horns) but those things were what made him the favorite, the one who had the honor of properly pleasuring his majesty every night and day, providing him all the milk he could ever need from his well furred chest. The satyr's expression was always full of warmth at the sight of his king enjoying his warm milk, suckling from the source whenever he pleased.

The kingdom continued to prosper, until the villagers noticed a few folk going missing on a full moon night, only to find them in the morning with their hearts missing. A panic soon spread across the town, the people grew weary and began to spend their days trying to hunt down the creature causing the deaths of the town folk. Eventually the foul beast was captured and was to be executed the following day for the entire palace to see, Morpheus for his part was quite curious to see what the beast that spread terror in the hearts of his men looked like so he went to the dungeon where the prisoner was held in. What was dragged before him intrigued him greatly : a tall lanky young man with long wild, tangled hair as white as snow, blackish grey skin with a white,full-body tattoo of a skeleton and piercing blue eyes that stared back at him. His chin and mouth was stained with dried blood, he had been muzzled and chained so that he couldn't harm his captors. When asked for his name, the werewolf had gestured to a tag with the name 'Hobo Heart' on his collar. By then the king was fascinated with the male's appearance, looking him over from all angles before demanding that he'd be set free, bathed and clothed and brought to him in the dinning hall. The guards were reluctant but obeyed and soon Hobo Heart became the king's newest pet, kept on a leash at all times and following him whenever he wished to go. While Morpheus was quite pleased with his pet's obedience (he would reward his good behavior with warm beating hearts, which Hobo Heart craved a lot), the same couldn't be said about Hob, who viewed the werewolf as a rival that wished to take the king away from him. The satyr vowed that he would not rest until he had successfully killed the mangy beast..or at least that was the plan, however the monster wasn't planning to die anytime soon and was keen on returning the favor whenever the opportunity struck. Their attempts were always thwarted by their beloved king, who was getting quite bored of those antics and was hatching a plan to make them get along once and for all

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🪐Masterfic list💫

The link to my AO3

✦Love In The Lab✦ : A mad doctor seeking to revive his dead son gets interviewed by a journalist. Pairing : Dreamling Chapter-1 Chapter-2 Chapter-3

Safe In Your Love☄ : Desire Murphy was fed up with their elder brother Dream (a successful writer) and his husband Hob, so they decided to fake date a librarian. Pairing : Dream x Hob x Hobo Heart Chapter-1 Chapter-2 Chapter-3

Fields Of Dandelions☀️: After running away from his home, Dream Endless finds a job at a farm. Pairing : Dream x Cow! Hob x Hobo Heart Chapter-1 Chapter-2 Chapter-3

✦Kiss Me✦ : A werewolf is saved by a king who then makes him his new pet. Pairing : Morpheus x Satyr! Hob x Werewolf! Hobo Heart Chapter-1 Chapter-2

✦Without Question✦ : A new cow arrives at the farm, making Dream unhappy. Pairing : Cow! Dream x Cow! Hob x Cow! Hobo Heart Chapter1 Chapter-2

𓆩♡𓆪Eternally Yours𓆩♡𓆪 : Morpheus goes to a shelter to find his boys a playmate. Pairing : Dream x Catboy!Hob x Catboy!Hobo Heart x Dogboy!Destruction 𓆩♡𓆪Chapter-1𓆩♡𓆪 - 𓆩♡𓆪 Chapter-2𓆩♡𓆪

♚Your Skeleton Grin♚ : The prince of a cat kingdom constantly at war is given as a gift to the cow kingdom to form an alliance. Pairing : WarprizeCat! Dream x CowKing! Hob x WarprizeCat! Hobo Heart ♚Chapter-1♚ ♚Chapter-2♚

༺𓆩This Ship's Going Down𓆪༻ : A journalist finds himself captivated by a siren dwelling in the sea of the coastal town that he grew up in. Pairing : Artist! Dream x Journalist! Hob x Siren! Hobo Heart ༺𓆩Chapter-1𓆪༻

🕸How To Summon A Reluctant Nanny🕸 : A tired immortal summons a demon in his office to babysit his two babies. Pairing : Dream of the Endless x Hob Gadling x Demon! Hobo Heart 🕸Chapter-1🕸

⋆⁺��ིཋྀ⋆⁺Little Stars⋆⁺ཐིཋྀ⋆⁺ : A bard and a wizard are tasked to get rid of a dragon that has been terrorizing the village that they are visiting. Pairing : Wizard! Dream x Bard! Hob x Dragon! Hobo Heart ⋆⁺ཐིཋྀ⋆⁺Chapter-1⋆⁺ཐིཋྀ⋆⁺

♡🕮ㅤ♡ྀིWe Could Be Friends♡🕮ㅤ♡ྀི : When Hob's favorite student is left heartbroken, he's faced with the biggest challenge yet : make his biggest rival his friend and mend the boy's broken heart while not falling into temptation. Pairing : History Professor! Hob x Literature Professor! Morpheus x Student! Hobo Heart ♡🕮ㅤ♡ྀིChapter-1♡🕮ㅤ♡ྀི

♡ ̆̈🂡♡ ̆̈Love You To Death♡ ̆̈🂡♡ ̆̈ : After daring to reject the feelings of the powerful mafia prince that attends the same university, a painter finds himself stuck in a situation that he cannot refuse. Pairing : Mafia Prince! Dream x Painter! Hobo Heart ♡ ̆̈🂡♡ ̆̈Chapter-1♡ ̆̈🂡♡ ̆̈

⌕🗒The Odd Tails Of The Cat&Mouse Detective Agency⌕🗒 : With a confusing case and an annoying client on their hands, Detective Mewdless, along with his colleague Hob Barkling, have to work with Cupid Woodsbane, a private poodle detective with a bad attitude in order to find the culprit. Pairing : Black Cat Detective!Morpheus x Dog Journalist!Hob x Poodle Detective!Hobo Heart

🐾Monstrous Lovers🐾 : Forced to move out of the town that he once called his home, Hobo Heart tries to keep his werewolf nature a secret while trying to get closer to his handsome neighbors. Pairing : Vampire! Morpheus x Human! Hob x Werewolf! Hobo Heart x Vampire! Corinthian

⛈Written In Blood⛈ : On one stormy night, a vampire finds himself left with no choice but to reluctantly house the man who broke the heart of the Endless of Dreams and left him at his most vulnerable. Pairing : Dream of the Endless x Hob x Vampire Lord! Hobo Heart

𓉸ྀིUntil Eternity𓉸ྀི : A heartbroken fashion model finds love and comfort in the arms of a monster couple, one with skin as cold as ice with a bite and the other as soft and warm as the hair covering his body. Pairing : Fashion Model! Morpheus x Werewolf! Hob x Vampire! Hobo Heart

୨୧All I Ever Needed୨୧ : Deep inside the workshop of a lone dollmaker's store lies a doll, locked away from sight. Or at least that was it's intended fate, until a lonely widower stepped inside the small establishment, determined to fulfill the promise he long had made to his dear departed wife. Pairing : Widower! Hob x Doll! Hobo Heart

❦︎We Rise At Night❦︎ : Being a vampire and single father in a new town isn't easy, luckily for Hobo Heart there is always warmth and comfort in the Gadling Murphy home. Pairing : Dream x Hob x Vampire! Hobo Heart

Sequel list (ranging from short stories set in further time in the AUs or a straight up sequel)

Endlesstein-Gadling Family Madness : Fun, sweet little stories set in the world of Love In The Lab. ✩*⋆I'll Be Home For Christmas✩*⋆⍋❄Last Christmas❄⍋☆*⁂Happy New Year☆*⁂ ☃I Need A Moment☃⍋ ✲ﾟWe're So Wonderfully Pretty✲ﾟ⍋ੈ✩Let's Go To Bed✩‧₊ ⍋✲*Sick Day✲*

Section for all the works starring Nuala and her four lovely boyfriends : 𐦍I'm No Angel𐦍

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They're so handsome!!

Animal Features Day 6 is me using Hob and Dream to play with a new style. Also I just think they're both stubborn old goats in love, so.