#satan doesnt look terrible and for that i am thankful

[jeonjcngkook]

sooo those jk moment?? *shady eyes*

literally aNY JUNGKOOK MIC DROP FANCAM FROM SPEAK YOURSELF TOUR 😋 idk what possESSED him when he performed in this fit ?????? ALL BLACK CARGO PANTS BIG BLACK BOOTS READY TO STOMP ALL OVER MY NECK AND THAT GREY PUFFER JACKET UGH WHAt a sin !!!!!! but particularly when they r all grouped together n centre!jk when he pushes his hands n leads hobis hips sdhjhfskghd ,,, loOK AT HIS FACE !!!!!! tHose boDYROLLs skjhfkdhgkj ,,, bro we need wORDS

natural barefaced baby boy jeon - all my romantic feelings sit here 

need i say anymore when i say 190602 SPEAK YOURSELF LONDON WEMBLEY DAY 2 YOUNG FOREVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!! REKA REKA REKA - THIS !!! IS !!! MY !!!!! CONCERT !!!! n ok yes u may all be asking "jords why is jk crying in ur liST OF FAVOURITE MOMENTS ??????" ahgsjkdgfhsf HEAR ME OUT RIGHT !!!!!! do u all know how spECIAL this moment was huh ????? i stood there amongst 90,000 people n watCHED MY BABY BURST INTO TEARS FOR 13 MINUTES N I CAME OUT OF THAT ALIVE ..... i wanna relive this moment for the rest of my life

need i even have to talk about this bcs bro like hello ????? look how graceful and beautiful he is as a dancer !!!!!!! ALSO NOT TO FORGET TO MENTION MMA 2020 BLACK SWAN and  MAP OF THE SOUL ON:E BLACK SWAN WITH THAT SHEER !!!! BLACK !!!!! FLOWER !!!!! EMBROIDERED !!!!! SHIRT !!!!! pls excuse the terrible quality im sure better can be found elsewhere :))))

again pls excuse the terrible quality but WOULD THIS EVEN BE A FAVOURITE JUNGKOOK MOMENT RESPONSE IF WE DIDNT TALK ABOUT EUPHORIA ?????? NO, NO IT WOULDNT BE !!!!! may we all pls take it back in time to just remind ourselves that THIS happened whiLST LOOKING THIS DAMN GOOD ajhksjhhdfgd

(((((SIR PLEASE TEAR ME APART AND RUIN MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE PLEASE I BET YOU)))))

balenciaguks wouldnt be who she is without her entire weakness for balenciaga x jungkook himself ahkdghfksjf 1,2,3,4,5

BIG STOMPER SHOES IM DROOLING JUST STAND ON ME

okokok - im :) away :) to :) out :) myself :) so :) hard :) here :) but i watch these when i need to sleep bcs his voice soothes me and makes me feel safe and wraps me up in warmth and comfort

 u want some more? ok

^^^^^ NEED I SAY ANYMORE ABOUT THIS MOMENT ^^^^^

THI SA WOUDLTN BE A JSORDS FAVIUYRIT E JSUNGKOOK MOEMENTS IF THE TATSTOOS AREMNT INVOVLED !!!!!!!!! IM SIMPIMG SO H ARDS

i have so many feelings for baby boy with long black hair so pls enjoy run bts with every long black hair koo - 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10

and as a BONUS: 10,11,12

anything grammy related, i am drOOLING damn dammsgdfdjkfgh ,,,, now if u know me , u will know that 62nd grammy jungkook melts my soul and simultaneously turns me into a slut. THAT FUCKING BLACK TURTLE NECK WITH THE FUCKING LONG ASS GREY PEAKCOAT AKJYRHSGJHD SIR LET ME AT U !!!! but that just aint all akjhfjkdjgkd my goodness nooooo what really gets me going is this fit :

FEMINISM????????????? WHO EVEN IS SHE AT THIS POINT ??????????? THE SHORT HIGHLIGHTED HAIR, LEATHER JACKET AND SWEEPTED OVER ONE SIDE AND FALLING OVER THE OTHER SIDE BITCH LET ME TELL U THERE ISNT A SINGLE SECOND WHERE I WONT SLUT MYSELF OUT FOR THIS EXACT JUNGKOOK.

some miscellaneous favourite moments too:

anything eboy/goth bcs my big goth heart just falls further in luv:

agdhfgsdh more tummy!!!!! :

MY ICONIC ICON THAT REALLY IS THE TRUE REPRESENTITIVE thank u @taemaknae ​ ladies may be all just bring back full leather fit dicon jungkook ashgskjhgds pls slap me:

and finally last bUT BY NO MEANS LEAST - 5TH MUSTER JUNGKOOK HOLY SHIT.

DIMPLE he just doesnt do anything but stands there with his hands in his pockets, grinds against the floor, runs his hands down his thighs and thrusts his entire way through that performance

PIED PIPER doesnt even need to be told why this is so sensual and sexual like plEASE

AND DDAENG JUNGKOOK IS THE HOLY FUCKING TRINITY IN MY EYES !!!!! SATAN REALLY SHOWN HIS TRUE COLOURS AND LET ME TELL YOU NOTHING MAKES ME CRY ***** TEARS MORE THAN THIS JUNGKOOK HIMSELF ,,, if u thought i was willing to throw feminism out the window before - this truly tops the list my friends.

thE BLUE RIPPED JEANS SJFHDKJJG ANY MOMENT INVOLVING THOSE JEANS MY GOD I NEED TO STOP AND TAKE A BREATH 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10

and 1 more: 190811. never ever forget him. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8

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Idk if you do fic writing but maybe GO -because I'm obsessed and "nanny, why are you crying?" Idk. Kinda feeling angsty. If you don't do fic that's cool too. Idk, feeling bored in here on this Friday afternoon... iloveyourworkpleasestartpostingagainokaythanksbye

Oh uh... wow okay hi. I do write fic, thanks for the prompt. I'm not great at angst /lies/ but I can try. Note that I am typing this on my phone. Warlock was singing- internally of course. Nanny wouldn't approve of the future ruler of hell literally singing. Unless of course, he sings queen. So Warlock sang internally, voicing his joy only in his head. “Yes father, I would love to go.” It’s the first time he has really been allowed to go to an event like this. “I can behave. I promise.” “I’m sure you will not embarrass me. Especially with your nanny there to keep you in line.” Crowley's head shot up. He had very little interest in going to these events. Of the very few things humans did that he actually had an influence in- he hated dinner parties the most. He just found them dreadfully boring. “Yes sir, of course.” He wanted to sit in his room and drink that night out of existence. “I'll make sure Warlock is the perfect son.” As soon as his father had left Crowley told Warlock to go play in the garden. He followed of course. Hunting down the one being on this planet who would understand his opinions on the matter. “Sometimes, Francis, I really hate being perfect.” Crowley ‘leaned’ against a shrubbery and watched Warlock chasing after a rabbit he had found. “You are far too vain, my lady. Though that may be your only flaw.” Aziraphale stood, wiping the dirt off of his hands. “To what do I owe the pleasure of your company this afternoon?” Crowley sighs dramatically and looks away. “Do you recall, oh it wasn't that long ago of course you do, when politicians and debate first started developing into a less- er… civil manner. I suggested to some minister or some such that they all get together for a party.” Azira nods. “Honestly, they do seem to resolve things better when they are all in a good mood.” he sighs, “I suppose I should have thanked you for that.” Crowley shrugged. “But are the decisions they are making actually good ones? I had to use a lot of questionable logic to not get in trouble for that.” Aziraphale laughs, only a little. “Well anyway, I have to go to one with the antichrist. I can't imagine it will be enjoyable in the slightest.” And Crowley can see the way his angel physically deflates. Because something is wrong. “Everything alright Angel?” “Hmm? Oh yes, everythings just… tickety boo.” And Crowley rolls his eyes- not that you can tell, but he does it anyway. “We have been over this. No one who is tickety boo actually uses the term tickety boo. What's wrong, come on now tell me. We’re partners aren't me. If you have concerns about the child… or something else?” And aziraphale sighs, and frowns and crowley doesn't like it at all. “It's just… I've been thinking recently… Warlock is getting older and- and well he's not spending so much time at home anymore and you always go away with him and I-I just feel like when you go… I feel- you get more chances to tempt the child than I do is all.” And Crowley laughs. And Aziriphale will never tell him how much it hurts when he laughs at him. “Oh Angel, you should have told me sooner why- we could have certainly found some excuse for you to come with us. Might need a miracle but I can certainly work something out… If that's really what you are so down about.” And Azira forces himself to smile. And Crowley can see through it but he doesn’t say anything. And Warlock comes running over. “Nanny, nanny come look, I’ve killed it.” And Crowley smiles. And Azira gasps. And they go together to find the poor creature. “Very good.” “Now now, Warlock. We should respect and love all of god's creatures. How about a proper burial.” Aziraphale doesn’t give him a chance to argue. He takes the rabbit up in one hand and leads him over to a steadily growing wildlife cemetery. “But Nanny says that-” “The one thing you should respect is your elders.” Crowley smiles softly over at his Angel, even if there is no acknowledgement of what he has said. “Yess nanny, I’ll get the shovel.” “Thank you for that dear.” Aziriphale says it quietly and doesnt turn around. ~~~~~Convenient time skip for exposition~~~~~ “He called me dear. Can you believe that? I mean I know he does it all the time. It’s just his nature. He calls everyone dear. It just felt different this time, you know?” He continued gently misting his plants. “He's a terrible gardener, but I can forgive that.” There's a light rustling and crowley stops. Resting his hand on his hip with all his demon sass. “We have been over this. It’s not like that. Satan though, I wish it was. But could you imagine?” He laughs and goes back to tending his own little garden in his room. “I’d have to teach him how to dance though. Angel only knows one dance and-” “Nanny who are you talking to?” Crowley shrieks and spins and nearly sprays Warlock in the face with the spray bottle before catching himself. “I wasn't talking to anyone. Do not sneak up on me.” He sets the spray bottle down and leads them out of the side closet into the main area. “Sorry. I’m jsut bored because i was listening to father talk about work and i started thinking and - Oh yeah i came up to ask you something.” Warlock grins and Crowley can't figure out if he is proud of or afraid of the demonic gleam in his eyes. “Do you have a date for the party Nanny?” Crowley nearly falls out of his chair. “No-I- Well- Am i supposed to?” He straightens out his skirt and tries to compose himself. “Well, I was listening to father and he was talking about how one of his partners got a new girlfriend and father hates her but he just knows that his partner is going to bring this girl with him and it got me thinking that you are a fairly pretty woman. At least, far prettier than my friends' nannies so i figured you must be seeing someone.” Warlock pauses for air so Crowley takes the chance to cut in. “Well, if ruling hell doesn’t work out I suppose you could make a career in flattery.” He decides he is definitely not going to address the issue of his love life with the antichrist. “It's just that i'd really like to meet him. So i asked father if he hated all boyfriends and girlfriends or if it was just the man he works with and he said that they weren't all bad and he wouldn't even mind people bringing dates to things like this if they weren't so insufferable as that girl so i asked if he would let you bring your boyfriend and he seemed really confused but he said that your boyfriend couldn't possibly be as bad as that girl so as long as you do your job and i really want to meet him nanny.” And again warlock pauses for breath. This time Crowley doesn’t speak. He thinks for a moment before opening his mouth. “Say you’ll take him to the party or I- I’ll- when i take over hell i won't let you have sweets.” Crowley laughs. “Would it still be as exciting if you had already met him?” Crowley could laugh from the look on the boy's face. “You aren’t dating Clyde are you? It would be just like you to date another nanny and he's just so bossy and he doesn’t even believe ill take over hell and… I don’t like him or stupid Jackson and his stupid new toy train.” Warlock folds his arms over his chest and pouts. Crowley does laugh this time. “No, Clyde is too… too much of a nanny. No Warlock, I would be bringing Francis.” Warlock does not look as surprised as Crowley would have expected. “The gardener? I mean I guess I see it but he's so soft and you're so- uh..also soft. But like dark soft.” and crowley nearly growls. “I. Am. Not. Soft. And if you say it again you’ll be going to bed early.” He can hear the plants rustling behind the door. “Well it's just… he looks like he escaped from a male convent.” “A monastery?” “And you look like… you. Like you are waiting for people to find the body of your ex husband who disappeared three years ago so you can play the grieving widow and inherit his fortune.” “You are very creative, warlock. I am eager to see what your future looks like. Yes, seeing as I am aloud I will be bringing Francis as my date to the party. Go play in your room for a but, Nanny has something to take care of.” As soon as Warlock is gone Crowley pops back down to the garden. “Brother Fran- Oh don't scream Angel, it’s just me.” Crowley waits for him to calm down. “I told Warlock we are dating.” “You did what!” “Oh for Satan's sake angel I said don’t scream.” Crowley smiles and brushes his hair back. “Yes, Miss Ashtoreth, I won't scream but I must ask dear. You did what?” “Its brilliant really Angel. And Warlock gave me the idea. Maybe you really are having an influence on him.” The comment goes right over the angels head. “I've told him we are dating. Then you can be my date to parties and things. It’s fine with his father by the way. No miracle needed. You can have just as much chance to influence the boy as me.” And Azira smiles. And Crowley knows it's still fake but he can’t possibly figure out why. So he leaves it alone. “I guess when you put it like that it’s okay to lie.” Oh. Oh right. “Of course Angel. So may I tempt you to join me for a dinner party?” “I suppose. Yes. You could.” ~~~ Time skip because i hold all the power ~~~ “He said yes. Can you believe that. Of course he says its all a lie so he doesn’t really love me but i suppose we've known that this whole time haven’t we? Yes I suppose we have. We’ve been over this.” Rustling. Crowley sneers. “Oh you know what, shove it up your roots Phil. I would run you through the disposal if you weren’t the second most perfect specimen i’ve ever seen. Don’t tell the others of course. How will i strike the fear of- uh- me into them if they know i treat you like this.” ~~~ Time skip because that was just self indulgent~~~ "Oh, Miss Ashtoreth, who's your friend" Crowley cringes at the sound if that voice and grips Aziraphale hand a little tighter, trying to sink into the wall. "Not now Clyde, I'm trying to watch Warlock. Unlike some people, I take my job seriosly." "Oh please, what trouble can they really get into here? Be polite, introduce me." Crowley pouts. Legitimately pouts. And Azira pulls his hand away to offer it to 'Clyde' "I'm Francis, Lady Ashtoreth' partner." Warlock watches Crowley's mental battle to not rip Clyde's hand off when he reaches out. "Im Clyde, of course. I nanny for one of Warlocks friends. Miss Ashtoreth and I are very close, funny she didn't mention you." Azira laughs nervously. "Yes well, as a couple were fairly-" "Private." Crowley takes his hand bag and drags them away. "I hate that man. Honestly, he dares question the legitimacy of our relationship. We are perfect together." And Azira forces are smile. Because he knows. And Crowley can tell it's forced, but he doesn't press it. Because he doesn't know. "So this is the uh… boyfriend Warlock talks about" they spin to the new person, crowley doesn't let go of his hand. It's an awkward turn. "Yes Mr. Dowling." Crowley is beaming. And Azira hates it because his adversary is trying to tempt him again and he can't get in trouble. "I must be honest, I never would have suspected. Of course, my wife always has more of a sense for those things" he nods a little, like that makes sense. "Well sir, we do try to be professional at work." Wonderful excuse Crowley. A genius you are. "Thank you for allowing him to come with us though." "Yes well, you seem to still be watching after Warlock so I don't see the harm in letting you have some life" he sighs, looking around. "Er… would you mind telling Warlock he can't stay for dinner. There are really some important decisions to be made so we are rereading some ending the children home early." "Of course sir" Crowley was not looking forward to upsetting the antichrist. He resigned himself to it, and set about locating the boy again. Every person who cast doubt on his relationship with aziraphale upset him more until he was eager to get out. But of course, every time he looked back at his angel, Azira seemed to be having fun. Laughing and chatting with whoever they had bumped into. And of course, there were people who weren't entirely surprised. Which made it a little easier for Crowley to stomach socializing. Every chance he got to tell someone that he and Azira were dating, he took. He adored being able to say it. Although, he noticed, it did seem to put his date a little on edge. Finally they found Warlock. Or... he found them. "Nanny this is boring, I want to leave." Crowley sighed. "Well you're in luck. Your father is sending you home. Come on now, let's get your things." If crowley were anything other than a demon he might be ashamed to admit that he used a minor demonic miracle to get than hem out without people noticing. As an angel Aziriphale is rather distraught over his own use of a miracle to keep people from noticing them. On the drive home even Warlock can tell that it's tense. Azira waits for Crowley to put the child to bed before saying anything. But as soon as he walks down the stairs. "I can't do this." And he can see Crowley break. Anthony Janthony Crowley, demon from hell, nearly starts sobbing on the stairs. But only for the fraction of a second when that wave of emotion first hit's him can you tell. Then he carefully packs it away. "Can't do what Angel?" And Crowley knows. And aziraphale gives a sad little smile, because he knows. "We aren't right Crowley. Every single person could tell. You could tell" "Aziraphale it's not about what some stupud humans think. We are doing this because- so that you can spend a little more time with the kid. Put us on even ground. Who cares what people say. We can do this." And Crowley hates that he's practically begging and Aziraphale hates that he's practically begging and they both hate this situation. "I can't do this Crowley. I. Me. I cant. I'm an angel Crowley and it's just wrong to lie about something so... intimate. So human. It's wrong to lie to everyone." And Crowley can see that tidal wave comming in again. So why not swim out to meet it. In a flash he's right in front of his Angel. Holding his face. Pleading. "Why does it have to be a lie?" And he hates himself for leaning foreward and kissing that stupid, stupid angel. But for the briefest second he sees heaven. Then Aziraphale pulls away. "I've said it once, I'll say it hundreds of times. Until you understand. You go to fast for me" It crashes over him and he's drowning. "Go. Go away. Go back to your own house tonight. Don't bother comming in tomorrow. Itll be too rainy for you to get any gardening done" "Oh, Dear don't-" "Get. Out. Aziraphale." And he leaves. And the door closes. And Crowley barely makes it up to his room. He doesn't make it up to his room. "Nanny, why are you crying?" Warlock steps out of his bedroom door and puts a gentle hand on Crowley's arm. "That party was just so dreadful" and -for the first time since Warlock had learned to walk- his nanny picks him up, carries him to bed, and tucks him in. "Thank you, Warlock." And then he leaves. ~~~Time skip brought to you by a lazy author and stuff~~~ "He HATES me Phil." Crowley sits in the corner. To dry to cry. He just sits there, staring at the plant. "He he's me and you know what I hate me too and I bet you hate me. Warlock doesn't hate me though. The one person that I need to hate everything doesnt hate me." A dry sob shakes his rib cage. "I've made a discovery though. I do believe angel saliva is some weird form of holy water. I thought ink he was about to kiss me back. Right before he pulled away. His eyes were closed I know it." It's silent for far too long. "I love him, Phil." Ahnhdmhxnabdh I haven't gotten a prompt in like ever. I love you sm. I haven't written GO fic in forever. I did more research for this than for my actual writing projects because I did not preciously know what a male nunnery was called. This was fun. Btw- Phil is a fake plant. Crowley doesn't know yet.

[gaygwenpool]

hello i have some Opinions on these moth boys

(explanations under the cut since i love crying over this dumb d-lister)

Lawful valid - The Batman:  he’s got stealth skills! code breaking skills! karate skills! cocooning skills! coffee making skills!!!! and a terrible posture! Great amount of fluff and a small swarm of clothing moths following him around, what’s there not to love???? He is polite, obedient and loyal to a fault, best follower you can ask for not to mention his Charaxes form is The Cutest and literally friend-shaped. SO VALID!!

Neutral valid - Teen Titans: Sadly we lost the trademark Tacky Color scheme but on the other hand we gained so much fluff and so much beef and he even looks somewhat like a moth so i believe it was worth it :’D  He gets to be in the valid row since he has a lovely spoiled daughter and he tries his best at parenting..okay not his best but he TRIES okay? and his army of giant adorable moths is a big plus. 

Chaotic valid - Charaxes form from Robin etc.: listen liSTEN i could cry about the mess that’s Charaxes for days, dude sold his soul to an Actual devil just so he would be taken seriously (and he still gets called a geek lmao) and that’s just the start of this wild ride!! Don’t let me started on the plotline about his ..offsprings... it was all v fucked up but he still cared deeply about them despite all, he is valid and nothin u say can convince me otherwise! He does look like everything BUT a moth (and charaxes sp. is a fuckin butterfly, vast majority of lepidoptera are moths but of course this idiot picks a butterfly) but i will let it slide cuz he has been through enough. He eats yarn for godsake! and people.. sometimes.. 

Lawful dumbass - ‘classic’ Killer Moth from Batgirl Year One etc.: Dare i say an Iconic Look, Iconic Personality, Iconic Dumbass!!! Spends all his money on moth gijinks, then picks up a random pyro in a bar when crying to this stranger he met for the first time about how hard his life is and then throws up when said pyro is more than he could chew. And that’s just the basic outline, this version is honestly a Gift that just keeps on giving. 

Neutral dumbass - Lego Batman videogames: tbh i was THIS close to putting this boy into the Valid row just by the virtue of him being lego.. (he was out-valid’ed tho) im still so proud of him, he has joined the A-listers ever since the FIRST lego batman game, what an accomplishment! And he doesnt even care that much about crime, give him a bigass lamp and he will be happy! (Ooh lightbulb!) Truly a neutral dumbass who thinks moths are rodents... Oh and he leaves a sparkling trail when he flies! 

Chaotic dumbass - Prime earth!KM from Green Arrow etc.: THE !!! ABSOLUTELY!! BEST!!! BOY!!!!!! (im not biased at all) Sassy young hipster who joined the villain scene not entirely sure what his modus operandi will be AND NOT EVEN HAVING DECIDED ON HIS ALIAS! Sure, the loss of striped tights stings, that hoodie aint really reminiscent of a moth and even frikin Mr. Freeze along with bazillion other characters got a mohawk in his redesign but MY BOY PULLS IT OFF!! even with the heavy gaz tanks he now wears just for the Aesthetic, his gun nowhere in sight.. He gave us such ICONIC lines as “D-lister? I’m hurt I’m at least a C-lister”  and "That’s okay, i’ll just sit there and try not to be too self conscious, thank you very much.”  Honestly please read his short story in the first Legends of tomorrow, i guarantee every panel is a Blessing.

Lawful bastard - Booster Gold: None of the Killer Moths get much respect but this one corrects one of his henchmen that he should address him as KILLER moth only for said henchman immediately call him Moth again :’D His moth-cave is such a bat-cave knock off im surprised he doesnt have a giant moth-tyrannosaur there.. But the thing that landed him in the bastard row was that when he accidentally got street cred for “defeating” Batman (thanks Booster) he upgraded to this uglyass bat-moth suit and ruined Gotham with his Protection scheme that actually worked for once. He deserves some credit for being able to keep that rep though! I am still not sure how he did that, one knocked out Bat does not make the Top Rogue.... 

Neutral bastard - Golden Age!KM: Actually really capable Moth?? I mean he looks ridiculous as fuck swinging on that string of his like a kid in a school play but his plans had their merits and stumped the Caped Crusader a few times! he was actually the first to come up with the “plastic surgery to look as Bruce Wayne” idea, take that Hush! Bonus points for giving us the flashy color palette and the Best vehicle designs. Still, highly cursed because some artists shown him opening his mask like a beak full of teeth. 

Chaotic bastard - Batman Shadow of the bat: Waaay too trigger happy for a loser like Killer Moth should be, he gets kicked out of a squad for being Too bloodthirsty..  Would sell you (and himself) to satan for one cornchip. The costume combines the worst of too realistic and not lookin at all like a moth but admittedly he still looks ridiculous and kept the colors so not the worst there is i guess. 

[zephyrfuse]

What Reshi says about ur weapon (requested)

There are some weapons I don’t have enough data on or dont know what to say about it so I leave em blank.  Sorry for those who main those weapons and im like uhhh idk man lol

This is 50% opinion, 50% jokes if u take offence ill wedgie u

Splattershot JR Rating:  Nostoliga Player: You like the level one baby squid clothing or probably can’t aim well enough for N zap 

Custom Splattershot JR Rating: P fun to play tbh Player: You like the cute custom inkpack, and also are probably a p good player despite having terrible aim

Splattershot Rating: Reliable nostalgic shitbag Player: Laggy oneshotters who bullshit through anything

Tentatek Splattershot Rating: I think I like you a little more Player:  Not as BS as Splattershot but still p bs

Octoshot Rating: The only valid Splattershot Player: You are an Octo slut more than a tryhard Splattershot player.

Splattershot Pro Rating: I like it tbh Player: you have a little more loyalty to your weapon compared to forge players so i like you

Forge Splattershot Pro Rating: I use you briefly because ur good but not game changing Player: You probably follow the crowd in ranked SZ and use the weapon cause everyone else does decent with it but for some reason your win rate doen’t change much

Splash o matic Rating: Quick inkjets...are nice Player: You really are a rare tryhard who REALLy wants to show off with inkjet

Neo Splash o matic Rating: p fun tbh I like it Player: You can actually aim but stays low and prefer rush for support.  You still can be p bs tho

Sploosh o Matic Rating: Lesser Inkbrush Player: You can’t aim but you generally aren’t a bad player.  You LOVE just zooming around the map and panic specialing when someone gets close

Neo Sploosh Rating: I honestly dont even know  Player: I honestly never see anyone using this weapon

.52 Gal Rating: normie Player: you probs just like Aloha or rlly like RM and CB

.52 Gal Deco Rating: I like this weapon but also the 2ko sucks against it Player: You’re kinda a normie, but also you like sparkles and ur kill rate is decent

.96 Gal Rating: Get ur Armor Player: Idk much about u but the fact you had sprinklers was a pleasant surprise for me

.96 Gal Deco Rating: ??? Player: You didnt want to be a basic bitch like the 52 gal or the Splattershot pro so you live in this limbo willingly

Aerospray MG Rating: Traded u for brush a LOng time ago Player: 95% of the time u guys Suck...

Aerospray RG Rating: Fuck you that u stole the sprinkler from the inkbrush Player: I am trippin balls but you are literally all about them

N Zap Rating: Ur a good armor provider when teaming with friends Player: You are probably a tryhard noob

N Zap 89 Rating: What if it was orange and good at harassing chargers Player: You are almost DEFINITELY a tryhard noob 

Jet Squelcher Rating: God you are so valid Player: You probs use it for TC only if anything

Custom Jet Squelcher Rating: Stingray keeps me alive Player: You actually know how to play this game and are a p solid player although not flashy.  You are the more mature brother of the Splattershot Pro

L3 Nozzlenose Rating: I respect you Player: You are a rare beauty now a days and i need more of you

H3 Nozzlenose Rating: HOW its SLOW Player: honestly if you used the Cherry competitively in Splat 1 fuck you 

Squeezer Rating: Crack a cold one with the boys Player:  You’re a valid joke and i love u

Foil Squeezer Rating: Bubbles are nice Player: ??? Your kill rate isn’t THAT bad generally but also move on already

Heavy Splatling Rating: You are reliable and I trust you Player: Was a tf2 fan or a competitive charger fan who ditched the charger for a higher tier weapon

Heavy Splatling Deco Rating: I love you Player: You like bubbles and SZ

Mini Splatling Rating: You are like the lesser used more valid version of the splattershot and I like u Player:  You like to go fast

Zinc Mini Splatling Rating: holy shit Player: You like to go fast and realized this kit is bomb af

Hydra Splatling Rating: I love you unless ur my enemy on Shellendorf Player: You stand strong and fast and do not change

Custom Hydra Splatling Rating: Strong...valid Player: You realized inkmines aren’t always shit and thank you so much

Ballpoint Splatling Rating: hell yeah Player: you’re probably a higher level player and finds it fun but still realizes regular splatlings still a little stronger

Nautilus 47 Rating: God this is a nice weapon, its a shame its just a splatling gootuber Player: You are a skilled player but also not too tryhard since you know your weapon isn’t very good.  Practicing the stored charge swim strafing is fun.

Slosher Rating:  I miss the burst combo Player: You like missiles that much dont u

Slosher Deco Rating: give me my soda slosher back Player: You are solid and good for CB (and probably rlly miss the soda)

Sloshing Machine Rating: Not my type Player: You generally always kill me and u solid

Sloshing Machine Neo Rating: ??? Player: always kills me but with bomb rush

Tri slosher Rating: I can’t use you for shit Player: You had the confidence of the Straight White Man till you got Nerfed

Tri slosher Nouveau Rating: still cant use u for shit Player: you arent as bad as the other counterpart tbh

Explosher Rating: I like u but not that much Player: You loVe the pit its ur best friend

Bloblobbler: Rating: Fun weapon for leaguing as MR. CLEAN Player: you’re MORE invalid than blaster unless ur doing the above

Blaster Rating: id rather die than touch u Player: Fuck you

Custom Blaster Rating: HISSSS Player: has ligma

Range Blaster Rating: BS plus slow = Extra BS Player: honestly I cant even begin to understand what kind of person you are

Custom Range Blaster Rating: ew Player: Fuck you if you cannot aim, and ESPECIALLY fuck you if you CAN cause you OKO me all the time

Luna Blaster Rating: Not bad but I’m too salty to use it Player: You LOVE TC and probably know you are a bunch of bull

Luna Blaster Neo Rating: Not as bad as regular blasters but still  Player: ???

Rapid Blaster Rating: I love u, ink mines ARENT shit Player: You are using one of the most valid blasters be proud

Rapid Blaster Deco Rating: Bombrush is useful sometimes Player: You are also p damn valid

Rapid Pro Rating: hard for me to use most of the time Player: You are a respectable player who is generally good and not that flashy.

Rapid Pro Deco Rating: Doesn’t get armor fast enough Player: ???? 

Clash Blaster Rating: Haha its crayons... Player: As much as the clash is bs, you still are p valid and can use stingray

Clash Blaster Neo Rating: Its crayons but bs Player: you hate aiming so much that you got away from the stingray

Splat Roller Rating: You’re p fun but not as much as the others Player: You really want a buff to this weapon dont u

Krak-on Roller Rating: My hero in RM for most of my career (till i started using inkbrush again) Player: You miss kraken it doesnt even make any sense doesn’t it

Carbon Roller Rating: Fast... Player: why you haven’t traded your soul for the deco is beyond me, but at least you still have yours and i respect you

Carbon Roller Deco Rating: holy shit Player: you traded ur soul to satan for the most bullshit chaos of weapons I fear you as an inkbrush main

Dynamo Roller Rating: God ever since they made you almost unusable you became so valid Player: You probs use both rollers but this time Sting ray seemed nice

Gold Dynamo Roller Rating: my wonderful new nerfed son... Player: You cry cause u want to cosplay Rider but rlly suck at this weapon OR you are actually good at this weapon and are fine that you can’t dominate the ring anymore like how it used to

INKBRUSH Rating: 420/10 I SMORCh, weapon of the GODS Player: You are SO valid, and if you use this outside of CB then you are a god and I will scream im ur biggest fan

Inkbrush Nouveau Rating: You’re a bunch of valid shit but only most of the time Player: You either use this ONLY for CB or want to actually die irl

Octobrush Rating: Reliable ranked weapon for easier going days Player: You like easier kills and harassing with autobombs and generally get a decent splat count

Octobrush Nouveau Rating: This kit is a downgrade Player: Probably a noob who can’t aim with inkjet

Flingza Roller Rating: It has a cool design and is the smarter of the two Player: knows to throw a wall before safely vertical flicking.

Foil Flingza Roller Rating: Dont use the vertical flick Player: Uses the vertical flick and dies 

Splat Charger Rating: Oh how I still love you even though bomb rush was nice Player: You probably moved on to Heavy Splatling but if not, you still are scary as fuck but suffer from lower splat rates.

Firefin Splat Charger Rating: Bombrush is good choice sometimes Player: You probably main both chargers but just like standing back and then rushing when you get your special

Every Splatterscope Rating: ew claustrophobic  Player: you a tryhard probably and isn’t as valid as normal chargers

Classic Squiffer Rating: god id give my blood to help you u poor cleaning tool Player: You probably main another charger but your heart is still here and i love you

New Squiffer Rating: I would be running out of blood but i still would give it Player: You spam autobombs to make up for your weapons shit abilities 

Bamboozler Rating: Pew pew pew pew ( i love this weapon but slightly salty ur range is higher than the squiff) Player: pew pew pew pew pew pew

Bamboozler mk 14 Rating: pew pew pew pew pew pew pew Player: pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew

E liter (no scopes) Rating: Dam what happened to u son...i mean I mained u in 1 but i dont miss u that much, sorry Player: you just like the extra range but you often don’t do that good anymore

E liter (with Scopes) Rating: AHAHAHAH look what happened to u bitch Player: You deserved the nerf how does it FEEL huH

Goo Tuber Rating: I have high respect for this weapon and I WISH i was good at it Player: you’re most likely a tryhard JP player but JP doesn’t read this post so...you’re a tryhard charger user but knows your weapon isn’t at all that good

Custom Goo Tuber Rating: Ditto above Player: You just like the inkjet and extra mobility but also ditto above

Splat Dualies Rating: Nice, i cant aim burst bombs for shit Player: You can’t aim with inkjet or prefer the one two punch with the bursts

Emperry Splat Dualies Rating: I can’t aim with inkjet but one day.... Player: You probs are a tryhard ranked player and you are either good or bad

Dualie Squelchers Rating: Oh how I flipped out when I saw ur trendy upgrade...my dual squelcher baby all grown up...sniff Player: You just stuck with the originals and LOVE your missiles despite them being low tier specials for the longest time

Custom Dualie Squelchers Rating: You so smooth man...high tier but still valid Player: You probably use them because of they're high tier and reliable but you did make a good choice

Dapple Dualies Rating: I use you sometimes when I want your dps to do the work for me and want a bombrush Player: You are probably 25% BS but suffer when people do not use ur beacons.  You probs find some bs way to get beacons in the enemy spawn and constantly harass us from behind if ur actually good at it

Dapple Dualies Nouveau Rating: I use you to do the dps work for me and also harass people with toxic mist Player: no one used ur beacons 

Glooga Dualies Rating: its cute but God its...so slow Player: You never do too well and I respect you.  Probably uses it for CB or RM and doesnt mind the ink mines

Glooga Dualies Deco Rating: The tryhard cousin of the Glooga Dualies Player: You blamed the mines but then realize the whole weapon isn’t that good in general

Dark Tetra Dualies Rating: Weapon cooldown after roll is invalid Player: you just want to win but you generally aren’t as good as you like at it

Light Tetra Dualies Rating: Autobomb launcher surprised me Player: You are probably just trying it out for now but still ??? about it and is just having fun for now

Splat Brella Rating: 10/10 still salty u stole my dream inkbrush kit Player: You don’t care much about kills and u p chill.  You hate blasters tho

Sorella Brella Rating: My right hand man for ranked Player: You got tired of shit and decided to bring the thunder

Tenta brella Rating: so slow...but god ily Player: You are defense and support and probably love CB and ur teamies

Sorella Tenta Brella Rating: weird kit but valid Player: ???

Undercover Brella Rating: why are you so bad Player:  you tried it and realized it sucks.  You are salty of the low duration and slow kill rate

Sorella Undercover Brella Rating: thats a little better Player: you like CB probably and liked the original idea of the undercover and knew it sucked, but you are loyal

Any hero weapon Rating: I have one(1) Player: you have no life and likes to look cool

[tumblunni]

aaaaargh that reminds me of the really horrible first impression i got of black butler due to the supernaturally shitty english fandom back when it first came out loads of creepy straight girls fetishizing gayness but it was even worse than other ‘lol teh yaois’ bullshit since this time they were misgendering an already canonically LGBT character in the process

Grell: wow i sure do call myself female constantly, hey remember when i was introduced in arc about an infertile woman serial killer and i literally said “i can relate to that problem cos I don’t have a womb”, hey remember that end of volume ask section where I literally said my life’s dream would be a sex reassignment surgery if they existed in this time period Fangirls: omg teh yaoi its not hot if she’s not a man

oh and also the FUCKING PEDOPHILIA like seriously I thought this show was CANONICALLY about some adult man fucking a small child, all anyone ever talked about was the absolutely putrid sebastian x ciel ship then I actually read the damn thing and its Literally Nowhere aside from like.. I guess... some people have the hots for antagonistic relationships?? ciel: hey my entire fucking family was murdered and i sold my soul to satan for the power to avenge their deaths sebastian: hello i am satan fangirls: *casting friggin summoning spells to divine the slightest shred of sexual chemistry in the entrails of a goat or something* seriously its FFFFFUCKIN SATAN I’ve legit seen people saying that the scene of ciel vomiting after seeing a bunch of dead bodies is somehow yaoi shipping fuel?? ‘oh that face kinda looks like something else' ??? NO IT DOESNT. IT LOOKS LIKE A SAD MOMENT OF A HORROR COMIC.

and like ugh the anime version really fed into that side of the fandom... like it didn’t canonize any pedo ships in any sort of positive manner, but it had a villain who was a young boy who got used as a sex slave and then acted all provocative during his villain moments and just... ugh... I already couldnt stand the anime cos of its terrible fake british accents but that was just impossible to endure. And seriously the manga is fuckin full of eighty bazillion murderers of the day, as ciel looks for the real one! It takes a lot to be MORE disgusting than murder dungeon circus dad! AT LEAST HE DIDNT DIDDLE THEM KIDS

*faceplants on the floor* man this is why i’m ashamed to be a fan of this series even though its really good. im always TERRIFIED of bumping into One Of Those Fans again.. I’m thankful at least that the tumblr fandom in modern times is comparatively less loopy than how it was on other sites when i was a kid.

anyway grell is a murdering jerk lady but she still deserves to be called the lady she is and ciel and sebastian deserve to not be tarred with this gross pedo ship label ok

[blookmallow]

a while ago i picked up a. i think horror/mystery game in a steam sale n forgot about it!! i started it now. its called dead secret and currently i am a reporter who doesnt give a SHIT about all these GODDAMN GHOSTS interrupting her while she’s doing her GODDAMN JOB, 

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i have an actual legitimate reflection!!!!! neat!!

literally everyone in this situation is Suspicious but im thinkin it’s cynthia rn 

the snow woman story seems like it most likely parallels with her somehow and she seems entirely too eager to sell all his shit 

however: we know she was in debt, which could either mean “she’s saddened by the circumstances but desperately needs the money and she was already in his will” or “she knew she was in his will and desperately needed money, so she killed him” 

this place is also mad haunted though so maybe that’s a sign of “everyone involved in this just wanted to get away from here and be done with it as quickly as possible” 

the Woodcutter plot seems likely to be related to the other scientist who wanted to steal the dude’s work but i dont think he killed him because all his science papers and equipment are just like, around??? if he killed him for his work he would’ve stolen that shit 

it’s oooover isn’t it 

iiiisn’t it over

THERE WAS A SCARY FUCKIGN MASKED GHOST HERE TWO SECONDS AGO AND YOU’RE NOT... EVEN GONNA COMMENT

i froze up bc i was Not expecting it so i missed the shot but it shows up again later 

uHH

apparently satan’s. just. hanging out on the couch,

and my lady’s response to this realization was just “who is that??” and then just. goes back to her investigating like o well, anyways,

jESUS FUCK. HELLO 

i know this doesnt look Scary out of context really bc of the graphics but imagine walking into a room where thats just a blank wall, doing a weird Special Glasses search and turning slowly to your right and that’s just there 

however he doesnt... seem to be doing anything ?? he never moves he doesn’t chase me he’s frequently like. standing by something important/pointing to a clue/etc i think he might actually be helping me? hes alright im ok with him. he can crawl around on the ceiling all he wants 

i Dont Understand what the glasses do though like i assumed it was some kind of “it reveals hidden things/allows you to see the spirit realm or something” but it looks like it’s actually revealing subconscious memory? which would maybe make sense with. i cant even remember the victim’s name lmao The Dead Dude’s memories but i dont know why my reporter lady would know anything about this 

unless its somehow able to. reveal Any subconscious energy in a space but then there’d be shitloads of other stuff around left from whenever anyone was in there at any time 

i dunno i dont understand at all but my lil demon friend doesnt seem to be hurting anything so im cool with him

SHITFUCK IT’S YOU AGAIN

thanks 

this game makes really good use of its limited environments though like the graphics are fairly basic, rooms aren’t terribly detailed, your range of motion is Not Great (you can’t actually walk with WASD or anything you just have to click to certain spots to walk to them) so its a lil bit clunky but the scare reveals are really good??

i fuckign love subtle horror. something just being There suddenly without a rly loud jumpscare noise or whatever is somehow so much more unsettling 

and it’s also unclear how Spooky Beings are going to act / what they’re capable of / what things are dangerous bc like. so far, demon guy is only visible with the glasses on and he never moves and never approaches you or attacks you. the Masked Thing is visible without the lenses and AS I HAVE ABSOLUTELY LEARNED NOW, :’) can definitely kill you 

ok u cant really see but i was convinced i could see a vaguely human-shaped shadow following behind me and i messed with the brightness a lil bit and 

: ) 

why monkey,

spoopy

my protagonist also had no comments on this whatsoever 

but i would like to note that this passageway led me out of the woods/away from the murder ghost/back to where i needed to be so i stand by my theory that this dude is actually a friend 

a friendly message

i stiLL DONT UNDERSTAND WHY LEECHES ARE NECESSARY

aw he put himself in time out :( 

hhmmmmmmm

startin to wonder if my demon friend is actually the victim’s ghost 

FIVE DAY

[16-gauge]

27kra analysis frame by frame, turns out fake + turns out a footage taken from a horror movie - ???

Hello TJLC conspirators and all people still digging to find some explanation for all that season 4 mess. Although I checked out your blogs and read metas from a long time, I didn't have my own account, and the reason I decided to start one is something I recently noticed, which may or may not give some clues about something, i don't know. I may be right, I may be terribly wrong, whatever, but the whole conspiracy itself is already one big madness, so I might as well drop something which may seem crazy or irrelevant to me...

People probably already analyzed it a hundred times, but I'd like to come back to the subject of thelostspecial.com and the whole 27kra thing. It's unknow whether it's a real official site established to mess with our minds, or an incredibly well done and entertaining fan made, but I think there's something weird going on and the site's content is definitely worth checking out. When you type thelostspecial.com/27kra/ you get a rather spooky, The Lost Highway-ish kind of gif which consists mainly of VHS-type glitches. Since I'm a huge fan of VHS, super 8, analog formats and all those glitches and deformations related them, I decided to split the gif into frames and look at them closer. Here I'm going to analyze what is visible on those frames (or maybe, what I can see). I won't go on with guessing 27kra name, I'll concern strictly on the gif's content. There's something that I noticed that I didn't see mentioned anywhere on Tumblr (though I may be wrong and it could have been written already, and then I'm sorry for making sensations over old news). Okay, here it goes.

I'm going to post the frames in order. I'm going to write what I see on those pictures, which of course doesnt mean it's right or anything cause other ones might see it completely different, and of course we cannot be sure of anything at all.

First off, we see something that looks like an entrance, or an exit, and a chunk of the corridor behind the "door". That's the first thing that came to my mind. It somehow made me think of Sherrinford, all that simple architecture, corridors and portals, etc., probably because of those numbers visible on the top and the bottom of the footage, it all reminds me of some sort of CCTV footage.

Next frame is just glitches... or maybe something more? If you look closer it seems like some very blurry footage of some room. You can see the black doors in the right corner of the photo, and just next to doors (or maybe a window?) on the left you can see a dark rectangle which might be a tv screen. Then there's something dark on the left side, and on the bottom there's something like a... white bottle??? Or just a bottle-looking glitch, which seems more probable. I swear at first I considered it just a composion of glitches, but now I see it as a room.

Then there's THIS WEIRD SHIT. It appears at least four times in different variations, so I'm going to discuss it later. To see description scroll this writing. Now I'll pass onto the next frame.

Glitches... anyone can see something in there?

"TV room" comes back again.

What the hell is that. A table with some books/CDs/packages (with some metal holders?)? And with something round? And on the left side there's something like a floor and the wall? It seems as if someone took a photo of table (or whatever it is) standing just by this table. Table. Why am I even calling it a table? What the fuck is that? SOmEBODY HELP

Beautiful colorful smear of I don't know what. Althought some people claim to see something in there.

A more blurry version of the "table". I know it's not a table - I hope someone enlighten me wtf it is.

???

And then there's something that probably everyone already noticed. An eye. Or THE eye. I've seen people writing it's Moriarty, well, that's also the the first thing that came to my mind. I tried to find some photo of Moriarty looking down (sort of) so I could compare those pictures - I admit you guys are better at finding needed photos/screencaps, here's the best I could find:

I cut it just to have an eye in the center. Not exactly the same position, but it doesn't matter. I think they didn't show him with eyebrows cause it wouldn't be easier to see the similarity (IF there are some THEY, IF it is who we think it is.) Containing Moriarty in the footage would be a real sign that something wicked this way comes. But, I don't know. Someone told me it might be John Watson's eye, which would fit the shot-in-the-eye theory. What do you think about it?

Another (or the very same room). A kind of cluttered room...

This one seems like a look at the room from above, maybe another CCTV angle. I think it's the more visible version of the previous.What the fuck is that? A sofa? A coffeetable? Why am I seeing tables everywhere? And what's that purple thing?

AND FINALLY SOMETHING FUCKY

Please let me paste the frame which I passed Here's what follows just after the CCTV-looking frame

I may be going mad but ISN'T IT A FUCKING FACE IN HERE?! I mean-

That's how i see it. The face seems to be tilted back. If you look at the higher resolution screen you can see it seems nose-like and eye-like. The "hair" seem to be long and straight, so it's a woman? Not a woman? Eurus? Not Eurus? Whoever? Or is it just glitches? But if you look at other frames by the end of the gif you can see "the face" sort of MOVES:

It's tilted back a little bit more and turned in its left a little. Here's the same thing in negative:

The things that follow:

BUT! I just now got this one idea... a crazy, fucked up idea, it definitely is insane and probably wrong, but...

Of course, of course I know it might me fake, something put together by some Sherlock fan, or whatever the fuck else. But something tells me it's not. This COULD be the real thing, right? So, what does it tell us, fans/The Great Game players? At best: something's coming, something's happening, you're on the right path. At worst: someone's mocking us and though to me it's highly enjoyable, it's not Mofftis and we're seeing things (IT'S JUST THAT THERE'S TOO MUCH OF THOSE SUPPOSEDLY NONEXISTENT THINGS TO SEE, COUGH COUGH). Either way, we're being experimented on. I don't know about you, but either way it's awesome. For the first time from a long time i'm having real fun, and trust me, that's a lot. But, for real. If it's just a fake and we're all wrong, I would be highly disappointed. THIS ALL IS TOO GREAT, TO GENIUS, TOO ENJOYABLE TO RESULT IN NOTHING. And it means I've spent four hours on putting together a writing about something that doesn't exist. To be honest, I've spent too much time on analyzing unreal things and searching for subliminal satanic messages in something very fucked up just to aknowledge it was all in vain. And now I'm just too mindfucked over this and other things that all of you post every day... Maybe I got excited over something not relevant or already discussed, i don't know, you decide. But i needed to throw it out somewhere. Please tell me what you think about it, and if you have something new to add about it or ask me about anything don't be afraid to do it. I'm more than eager to discuss with you guys. Maybe I sound like a crazy person but it's their fault, not ours, right?

originally posted by allthesherlockgifs

I'm new here but I decided to tag people that I followed before I even made and account and that I consider awesome meta writers - I'm not asking for attention, I just want to get in touch with people interested in investigating this difficult and mysterious™ case. So here it goes:

the-7-percent-solution   tjlc    jenna221b   inevitably-johnlocked     waitedforgarridebs       marcespot   marcelock teapotsubtext      

Congratulations and thanks to those who got through it and are still with me. Don't judge me too hard, I'm shy and confused but yeah, here's all of that, maybe someone finds it interesting. - Bloody

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UPDATE: Guys it's solved. There's nothing in there. It turned out that most of those glitches can be easily found on Youtube as free samples of vhs glitches, except for the supposed "Moriarty's eye". I apologize for raising hopes and making some of you excited about the concept, but it all turned out absolutely fake. I'm sorry. So sorry.

To somehow not to leave you irritated/disappointed entirely, here's one last thing that still could be relevant...  There still could be some spark of hope because of the "Moriarty's eye". I couldn't find it anywhere in premade popular glitches so it still could be a thing, maybe they just decided to do it easier way and paste one important frame between some easily-found shit from Youtube. Though i would except more from them. But... isn't it all about spreading confusion? Maybe it's MEANT to be that way... It does make me wonder why is it just like that, and well, the aim of all this investigating is to make us wonder, so... you never know. Sometimes it's all about finding ONE IMPORTANT THING between irrelevant pieces and chaos, so if you want to believe this theory, we have this one important thing, we have Moriarty. I don't know what to think of it all, right now I'm a little upset, so i can't tell anything else.

That was my more positive take on all of this, at least i tried to find some proof it wasn't entirely fake/irrelevant, maybe you have something wiser to add here. But personally i'm disappointed. I feel like an idiot now. Seems I'm as bad wannabe-detective as Anderson. Or even worse. I apologize again. :(

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ANOTHER UPDATE

@peggymarsh

  Unfortunately yes, I've seen it there. Even more frames. People on YT were guessing

it might be one of those cheap old idiotically-colored porn videos. Hmm.

@gemfangirl

  asked if it isn't actually Mary's eye. Here's my answer:

Damn you might be right. The main recently reoccuring "secret" not secret villain is Mary, not

Moriarty, or Eurus, or Culverton. They seem to be almost minor compared to this hell that's

currently going on with Mary. You know, the Murderous Mary, cofusion about "happy-housewife-Sherlock's-best-friend-who-cares-i-shot-him" image presented in S4. She's actually a most hated

character in fandom (aside from Irene Adler, lol) and her so called "development" in S4 is one of these things that make no sense.

This is all the logical and thinking part behind it. Now let's have a look at photos for some comparision and, well...

I added the same sample of noise from the eye frame. The still is from Miss Me video message.

Glitches are confirmed fake but eye case is still open. What do you think?

___________________________________ UPDATE OF UPDATE

Guys there's something completely fucked up about this gif. It started from @memrysapendragon pointing out she found a short clip including vhs glitch stuff on twitter, this particular clip: https://twitter.com/secretcinema/status/793098416444375040  Then i found most of those trames on Youtube by searching "vhs glitches" tag. The video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUoA-dKQhtc

It doesn't contain Moriarty/Mary eye and I think it doesn't contain a frame with a "sofa and tables" from the CCTV angle above the room, which i compared earlier to Baker Street. Now i read the comment section again and i noticed some people claimed the footage was stolen from a movie called V/H/S/2. I googled it and it appears to be some shitty horror/gore movie made from a few separate stories, and one of them included someone finding old vhs tapes with "scary shit".

A really shitty movie, i can tell from screens i've seen in graphics, and what i read about it in general, so i don't recommend it, don't waste your time if you're not actually a fan of things like that. Couldn't bring myself to watch this shit, so i can't confim it's true but some people wrote it's from V/H/S/2. I don't know. Others however didn't even know the source of the footage and this youtube short is widely considered to be just a collection of samples which people download for their purposes. Hell, it's been used in some promo video on this Twitter account, while this whole "Secret Cinema" account has nothing to do with horror movies.

Does it mean thelostspecial.com is fake? Or there is some purpose behind this confusion? It's getting weirder and weirder tbh

[stevenhyd]

you should talk about grey, tell us about him! you and charlie have this ship with cool muses, they both seem so well developed and stuff. i'd love to hear about him!

askljd tHIs is so nice im shook , ty for sendin this in !!! im gonna put a real Big ass General trigger warning first bc idk what i’m gonna bring up but 90% of grey needs a trigger warning ngl so ya !

oK SO asdjksad grey is legit .. my everythin , my favourite/best muse 2 date even tho he is literally the spawn of satan. and i’m not saying that in a cutesy way like people always tended to (u know the “lol my muse is trash, they’re such an asshole” stuff) because he’s literally a terrible human being, like he’s so awful . i am not joking, his dad (dwight , imma just refer to him as dwight throughout this entire thing bc sayin“his dad” will get repetitive but ok whatever) is literally the devil and he raised grey ,, so so poorly im .., the entire bryant family is a big ol’ mess . so i shud start with grey’s family bc thats what ~Shaped him to be the way he is .. dwight is a literal .. piece of shit who married an actual Angel (saskia) and they had a daughter first (another angel, anika - she and saskia r the only bryant’s that are Good . and also carter but hes not rlly a bryant per se n i’ll mention him more later) but dwight has some whack ass morals and so he was like (: a daughter , neat , let’s try Again ! but because he’s the devil he cheated on saskia the same time she got pregnant with grey so grey and his half brother (carter) were born maybe a month or two apart and dwight basically payed out the #mistress and he got full custody of carter . so they basically raised anika, grey and carter like they were all their kids except dwight really ,, saw Somethin in grey so he was insanely hard on him and grey basically grew up with a massive amount of rules and restrictions (the foreshadowing :// yikes) and he was pushed to be the best at everything and anything and it obviously both exhausted grey but also gave him a sense of purpose tbh ? i’m not gonna like .. “diagnose” grey bc i don’t feel .. comfy publically listing out everything i personally believe he could have but i’ll just say he’s insanely bad with relating to people and he doesn’t have friends, but hes Great at pretending that he does lmao ! so he has people he publically calls friends but in reality they’re just random ppl in his life he distracts himself with. aza’s the absolute only person he’s ever had a genuine connection with so he’s lowkey (highkey) obsessed with him and he’s convinced they belong together (n they do but like ,, they’re not v good 4 each other) aND he spends every waking minute of his life thinking about aza, their marriage is literally the #1 priority in grey’s life and everything revolves around it . i always say this but grey’s dream is literally to ditch the entire worldt and just live with aza somewhere alone forever (and also probably they’d have their dog son hades with them too but idk ,, grey doesnt rlly like him either but he’d keep him for aza lbr). grey basically is not a good person ,, At ALL lmfao but he’s still my fave rat bc Spoiler alert i LUV negative characters and when i was in the rpc people weren’t into that so grey literally only exists thanks 2 charlie , my angel , Bc he actually started off as a chara in a skeleton rp she made n i just stepped in n #swooped him up and she’s helped me develop him so much. but all in all he’s super super organized, very pedantic about absolutely everything, he’s also v v kinky (honestly its important, sex literally takes up 50% of his thought process) and well he’s just .. the Devil.

and also fun fact originally aza and grey didnt even hav a connection in the rp akjssds it was grey and jack ? if i’m not mistaken but we switched it to aza and grey instead n?? thank god we did bc they’re my favourite ship in the entire world like ,, Everything i cud ever ask for , not a single day w them is boring trust meme , they’ve got shit goin on 24/7 and i LUV them so much !! lowkey thank u at the ppl that gave us shit for them lmao bc y’all only did us both a favour . oH and this is a good time 2 mention the pinterest board i have for grey because its just ,, got Everything u would ever want to know . and ALSO aza and grey’s pinterest board - but like there’s a HUGE trigger warning on both of them for like ,, many many things including alcohol, pills, blood, bruises, nudity, etc so if ur gonna check them out keep in mind that they’re Very nsfw so ?? idk if you’re easily triggered or squeamish i’d just recommend not looking