#sassy stanley

[bumpscosity]

love that william is giving us all this unreleased tspud content thank you william. btw where are the narrator swear cuts

[krissonlythoughts]

i got reminded of tsp

[alien-slushie]

Gravity Falls as an Amalgamation of "Class of 09" Quotes because...I don't know, I'm bored?

[Warning: Severe Cussing]

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Pacifica @ Dipper: Are you threatening me? Are you threatening me in skechers?!

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Mabel: He has Greasy's! Where did you get Greasy's?

Dipper: ....Greasy's Diner.

Mabel: B*tch give me a fry!

Dipper: Is that how you ask?

Mabel: Bitch please give me a fry.

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Ford: What's gayer; dating a guy or letting an isosceles demon possess your body to do who knows what with it?

Stan:...dating a guy?

Ford, sighing: Still straight.

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Mabel: Is it your whole emo look they're into or what?

Ford: Oh yeah, six fingers and glasses, very emo.

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Dipper: What? Are you gay?

Pacifica: Wha-How did you know that?! I've never told anyone that!

Dipper: Dude look at your hair dye, you're either gay or colorblind.

Pacifica: Are you...okay with that?

Dipper: I mean, I wouldn't choose that color but do what you want.

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Mabel: Do you guys have feelings for eachother?

Dipper: I mean, I feel like Pacifica's kinda spoiled.

Pacifica: And I think Dipper's kind of a bitch.

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Robbie: I hate talking, talkings for gay people.

Dipper: What a theory.

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Mabel: Hey can I sit here with you? Those other kids are throwing ketchup packets at me.

Pacifica: You're not covered in ketchup though.

Mabel: They don't know you have to open them first.

Pacifica: Damn, we need a remedial bullying class too.

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Ford: I feel like I get called into your school every week now!

Mabel: Swear to Time Baby, it wasn't even our fault!

Dipper: What she said, except for the "Swear to Time Baby" part. I'd like to think Time Baby isn't keeping tabs on two teenagers.

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Mabel: Is that why you work here? To convince art students to join the Society of the Blind Eye.

Toot-Toot McBumbersnazzle: Well when you put it like that...

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*in detention*

Gideon: Oh hey! I didn't know you guys had to go here too!

Mabel: ...is this surprising?

Dipper: No. No it's not.

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Ford @ Dipper and Mabel: So, if Stan's in jail do you want to eat this pizza with me?

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Stan: Right...yeah.

Ford: Am I boring you?

Stan: What? No. Its just like, I'm exhausted from yesterday.

Ford: Yeah that was like an anomaly! Holy shit.

Stan: Was it? Or the week before that? Or the week before that?! Why do our lives have to be so fucking eventful?!

Ford: That's a legit question. Shit.

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Stan: Do you still have that pizza?

Ford: Maybe? Why?

Stan: Okay so I need you to take the pizza and bake it inside of a cake and then have it sent to me.

Ford: You want me to smuggle you a pizza through a cake?

Stan: Uh..yeah.

Ford: I'm pretty sure they'll just let you have a pizza.

Stan: Well no. There's an outside gifts limit and if you bake it inside I can have cake and pizza. It's genius right?

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Dipper: Are you stalking her?

Gideon: What? No! I just saw her running around with a bunch of application papers on my way to work is all.

Mabel, mockingly: "Work is all".

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Mabel: You were pulling government guys out of cars and beating the shit of them. How is that getting along?

Stan: We were having fun.

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Robbie @ Dipper and Mabel: What are you guys doing here?!

Mabel: Nothing technically illegal.

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Dipper: You brought us here to counterfeit money?!

Stan: Yeah. What else is paint for?

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Gideon: Hello? Earth to Mabel!

Mabel @ Dipper: Oh my Time Baby, make him go away.

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[nooooough]

These four together would be wild

[lovelyrottingcrows]

I imagine Kris Dreemurr and Stanley (Tsp) with the same internal dialogue as Saiki K, is that just me????

[connorconsumestrousers]

me and my friend's versions of Stanley.

you can see the difference, huh? @leedoodlesstuff 's Stanley ^^

[notpaulsguitar]

my girlfriend got a cat, and named him stanley. we win again folks, making sure the stanley name is not forgotten

[misc-muses]

Huh, people seemed a lot... shorter than he remembered?

[gummigvts]

If Mari and Otis got to hang out how do you think that would go 👀

I think it's a 50/50 between either they get along great or just Otis wants to leave immediately.

50/50 might be too even actually, they'd probably get along well. Otis is intrigued by science and experiments and would most likely offer himself as it could be interesting for Mari since he doesn't exactly regenerate immediately like most others in the parable. They'd probably bond over shit talking people tbh, like two sassy wine aunts just insulting everyone that happens to walk past them. Also funny little thought of Mari wanting to see him so she just kills Stanley so Otis has to appear and is just like sat there waiting trying to look all sweet.

[bumpscosity]

"'mariella is the curator's stanley" 432 is the curators stanley. Keep The Wheel Turning vs Hit Escape And Press Quit

[alexjcrowley]

I'm watching Citadel (the American version, the first show) and yeah it's fine but why does it read so much as a fanfic????? It's actually insane I haven't heard dialogue like that since 2012????? Help, is Citadel a fanfic adaptation??????

[clochanamarc]

i just need everyone to know that if ur muses have father issues (don't they all?) then stanley and richard are their dads now. ur invited to the barbecue this saturday. they want to know if ur bringing a date bc "we want you to be happy". richard saved u a copy of the crossword puzzle and wants to know if you got today's word.le. stanley wants to show you a new pasta trick he learned in sicily over the summer.

[blue-sunflower-bee]

Nonbinary Stanley

So I recently got back into The Stanley Parable and I really like the idea of nonbinary Stanley which I picked up from some posts. And since in the game, the Narrator uses male pronouns for Stanley, I can't help but imagine something like

Narrator: When Stanley came to a set of doors, he entered the door on his left.

Stanley: I... I actually prefer they/them pronouns👉👈

Narrator: Oh dear, why didn't you say so earlier? Isn't this like the fifth reset already... Hold on a minute... *flips through his big ass script to change Stanley's pronouns* There we go! When Stanley got to a set of doors, they entered the door on their left! Isn't that way better?

[siroldisfertig]

STENBROUGH = DRARRY

[johnwicklover1999]

some of the artists majority of the fandom has been hyping up are. not that good. i seen a post that was not recognizable as stanley in any sense and many artists are starting to mischaracterize the narrator more and more. return to your origins. revisit the source material. take a step back and realize how annoying and copy and paste popular tsp artists are becoming

[nooooough]