#sarcasticgunman

[areliableshot]

Nice beard, man. [He's being truthful. Somewhat. Not really. He's frowning angrily, brows furrowed.]

I would hope ya like yer own fuckin' facial hair there, bub.

[Side-eye this fucker right here. Not much a stranger to the whole concept. Could thank Blue for that. He just wasn't ready to handle any lady-Lupin's. With lady bits. That's just not okay with him. He can't deal with that shit. But he could handle a double. Ain't no one got the same beard style.]

[amightyfinewoman-blog]

Ass eating. No anon for me. I need to know.

Do you really want to eat my ass that much Jigen because I'll allow it just for you

[monkeyfacedthief]

sarcasticgunman replied to your post: “[There he was. The guy who had rarely shown up to see how everything...”:

The hell? I thought you died!

Honestly, I wouldn't doubt that.

[theladymasterthief]

"Jigen should be renamed to Rip Van Winkle. Just sayin'"

[miss-fujikomine]

-She kept checking her phone, to see if anyone had sent her any texts or even called her. Nope. Nothing. No one even wondering if she was alright. Maybe no one missed her at all? Whatever. She didn’t need them. She didn’t need anyone. She could do this by herself. But it still hurt…-

[ask-sarsaparilla-hoofer-blog]

hiiiii i doodled your oc cuz she’s super cute ]]

((YEEE! She came adorable in your style!  Thank you so kindly for the lovely gift~!  She's got the hoof in her 'Hoof-Oof-a-Doof' and your art style will put Sassy on the ritz! 💕 ~ Angela xo))

[apersistentinspector]

sarcasticgunman replied to your post:Wow, you’re all a bunch of children.

Have some fun that doesn’t involve slappin’ dicks around, you old fart.

[squints]

[fyeah-jigendaisuke]

that thing you just posted was from the godawful pycal special :~) ]]

Oh gosh, thanks! 8D

[amightyfinewoman-blog]

[That was the fourth time he had been punched in the face just this /week/. Ugh. He wiped his lips clean with his sleeve.] Do me a favour and never do that again, Fujiko.

No promises

[monkeyfacedthief]

sarcasticgunman replied to your post: “[[MOR] I’m not a whore.”:

[Pats his back.] No one ever said that you were.

Except Oscar.

[athiefinrouge-blog]

#and lupin says he isnt gay..hmmm...]]

shh that wasnt gay that was friendly manly chest rubbing shhh ))

[thiefmasters-blog]

♯ [[ ;D ]]

Send me a ♯ for what my muse finds attractive about yours.

Hmm, lets see. Well you are pretty hot when your eyes are covered and adorably cute when they can be seen. You got a nice body.

*Red smirks a bit*

And I mean everything with THAT one. I’ve seen it with your double so I know you got a lot of the same with it too. Don’t even try to deny it Jiggy.

Oh and you’re an awesome, badass guy who’s willing to put his pride aside as well as his dislike of kids to help someone out with watching their kid.

[theladymasterthief]

Lupin carefully unlocked the door to the apartment. 

It was dark in the living room, the dim light from the hallway doing little to provide any illumination. But that was okay, for this part, she didn't need the light.

Silently, bag in hand, she closed the door and crept across the room, to Jigen's bedroom.

Showtime.

[miss-fujikomine]

-puts myself in the garbage can and throws self away-

~~~~~~

What the fuck was she thinking? It was bad enough that Fujiko already decided to have the child. Something about “having a child at least once”. But the day the kid was born, Jigen gets a call from her, crying because she couldn’t do it. She couldn’t give the thing up.

So not only did Fujiko give birth to a child he fathered, she was keeping the damn thing.

A few days after she got home from the hospital, she asked Jigen to come over to see it. To be honest, He didn’t want anything to do with it. He hated kids. But, it was… The right thing to do.

He sat on the couch, looking at them sitting in another chair. The baby was swaddled in a pink blanket, fast asleep with a pacifier in her mouth. It was so awkward for him. There sat a woman he honestly didn’t quite know what his feels were for, now the mother of his child, one he really didn’t have interest in knowing. Finally, he broke the silence. “What changed your mind?”

"The moment I held her in my arms." She replied, "She’s so pure and innocent… And she’s mine. I was holding my child in my arms and I was planning on giving her up. I was condemning her to a fate similar to my own: not knowing her real parents. I�� I couldn’t do it. I wasn’t going to make her suffer like I do not knowing if I even have a family out there." She smiled softly before kissing the infant’s head. "So I decided I was going to try my best to give her what I don’t have… A family of some kind."

Jigen stayed silent for a bit. He was in the same no-parents boat, so he kinda understood how she felt. “What’s… What’s her name?”

"Cecelia. Cecelia Michelle Mine." She paused for a moment. "Do you want to hold her?"

"No." He answered that a little too quickly. "I mean, I don’t think it’s a good idea."

"You’re still her father." She said, a bit sternly, "No matter how much you want to deny it, that fact still remains. You can hold her at least one time."

The man just groaned. “Fine. Hand ‘er over.”

Fujiko slowly stood up and handed Jigen the baby. “Careful… Make sure you support her head…”

"I know, I know. Calm down." He held the child exactly as he was instructed and looked down at her.

She got a little cranky as she was was transferred, but calmed down once things were calm again. Then, she just looked at Jigen, her eyes barely able to stay open.

"She’s got blue eyes. And a lot of hair for a baby."

"Yeah. All babies are born with blue eyes. They change as they get older." Fujiko sat next to Jigen on the couch. "And to be honest, we both have a lot of hair so I’m not surprised. I actually knew she was gonna have a lot since I had so much heartburn."

"Heartburn?"

"Yeah. The doctors said that women who have more heartburn during pregnancy end up having babies with a lot of hair in their head. Really weird."

The longer Jigen held the child, the more conflicted he felt. She was… Cute. She even had Fujiko’s nose. And she seemed to like him, she hadn’t cried the entire time he held her. Was this the same feeling that Fujiko mentioned? Just… Feeling the need to love this little girl unconditionally? “F-Fujiko… I…” He honestly was at a loss for words.

"Jigen… Would you like to come back to see her again…?" She asked. Jigen paused before nodding slowly. "Then you can come by at any time. She’s your daughter as much as she is mine."

He just muttered a thank you in reply. Cecelia Michelle Mine. It was a beautiful name, certainly one he probably wouldn’t have picked out. But, it was fitting for her. “I’ll… Get a crib or something so she can stay at my place some nights, I guess… And… Help out when I can…”

"That would be nice, Jigen." She smiled a bit, "Thank you. We can do this together. We don’t have to be a couple or anything. We just have to be her parents. And I’m sure we can do that."

[atrueladythief-archive]

ooc;

Whispers do we want to do bank robbery shenanigans with the femtrio or just assume they did it because its kinda hard to rp with three people at once on mobile im a huge baby gomen

[apersistentinspector]

❤

When you're asleep on the couch and you're not snoring like a wild monkey.