#sarah and cal :3

[lesbianspeedy]

finished the orphan black audio series sequel. now what do i do to be happy

[ishiplarrystylinsonforever]

Lol how full circle… @5sos so boys… where to next?

[daffodilsonaprettystring]

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers (except me because obvs I have done it). Spread the self-love❤️

Thanks for the tag @brandileigh2003 ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

I should say most of these are unfinished lol I love writing but I’m a little all over the place

1. Without You Wolfstar Titanic AU my beloved I promise to complete you someday soon hopefully! Remus as Jack and Sirius as Rose, yes there will be MCD and it is unfinished but I adore this story with all my heart.

2. so ready to give up my soul my Destiel “Beautiful Creatures” movie AU, again unfinished but I love it so much and hope to finish it soon. Castiel as Lena Duchannes, Dean as Ethan Wate, and though the plot mostly follows the movie so far I’ve combined it with another idea I had to expand on it a little more and I’m very excited to continue it!

3. Flight Risk An imagining of how Show!Wesper Wylan Van Eck reveal could’ve gone if Shadow and Bone/Six of Crows had continued on Netflix. It’s a one shot so it is finished and genuinely one of my favorite things I’ve written, I love Wesper and Wylan so much and I’m still so upset we’ll never see anything like this in the show (F you Netflix)

4. Cursebreaker and Fireheart/Son of Night and Daughter of Stars Oh my Wattpad days how I miss you, back in 2020ish I wrote a four-part Sarah J Maas fanfiction series of a crossover between the ACOTAR and ToG worlds, starting with Feyre and Aelin in the first two and then time-skipping to their kids’ story in the next two. I created Estelle, Aelin’s daughter, and used the canon name of Nyx as Feyre’s son to create my own version of him and write him and Estelle meeting and falling in love. Sadly, the fourth fic is still unfinished, so Estelle and Nyx do not have their happy ending just yet but I LOVED writing those stupid fanfics so much they were my first attempt at fanfic and Estelle and Nyx were my first attempt at a love story and even if the writing isn’t amazing I’m still so proud of these damn books.

5. Scars Of A Gold Moon: I have never actually published this one, but it’s my Wolfstar Bookstore fic as it’s been dubbed by my friends. It’s one of the only fics I’ve written with no AU tie in or anything, just my own story with the Marauders characters and I adore it. It has Wolfstar, Reg and Lily as Remus’s best friends, Sirius in a band, Black Brothers reunions, lots of secrets from both sides of Wolfstar lmao, and ironically, this fic is the only reason I have Without You. Sirius made Remus watch Titanic so I rewatched it so they could make funny comments, and then Without You was born! Lol someday I’ll finish this and post it.

No pressure tags except I don’t know any fic authors so let’s tag some famous ones I love just for funsies @mayescapade @cal-daisies-and-briars @smilingbuckley @motswolo

And anybody else who happens across this have at it too lol

[ella-ashmore]

sometimes when calypso doesnt have a shift at the same time as noel theyll drive her out to see him at work (mostly to annoy him but also bc it gets her away from her parents and they can get her some Food)

they also will show up outside her window throughout the week late at night and throw little pebbles. they sneak her out to just hang in their car for a while or go see a movie or literally whatever else pops into their head

she feels like the kinda girl who just cannot handle horror

also seems like the kinda girl that kind of sucks at history but is good at math

idk why but i can picture her with a tutor when she was younger

chronic pain haver (specifically in the mid back area) because of some of the abuse shes dealt with. calypso lends her their compression belt when it gets bad

Does anyone have any headcanons about Sarah Marie Connors???

@luckynature @myperfecttalia

[empresskadia]

Round 4 because Part III was that good, holy crap. Hear me out:

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Linda-058 has a secret sweet tooth. Growing up in the Spartan program, sweets were usually fought for if they weren't given out as a reward or hidden well, so she learned to hide hers the best. (She also learned where all the other candidates hid theirs.) Even outside the program, she kept it a secret because she had a reputation to keep. She couldn't be Linda, the Sniper Goddess if she was caught eating ice cream. Then, she met you. You had never seen her blush before, but her face was as red as her hair when she shared a chocolate milkshake with you. When you both finished, she kissed the leftover whip cream off the tip of your nose.

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Kelly-087's affections are usually expressed physically in a variety of ways. She has a tendency to lift you off the ground when she hugs you, playing with your fingers while holding hands, or "sneak attacking" you with kisses when she thinks you aren't paying attention. You know she's coming, but you don't have the heart to tell her that.

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Cal-141 likes to carry you in the way one would carry a bride. She thinks it's cute, and it reminds her of the tales of knights and princesses from when she was a child before the Spartan program. One time, you had bought her a golden dress that would fit her because she had mentioned wanting one ever since she was a kid, and it was like the fairy tales had come true. Cal offered her hand to you after she managed to put it on, insisting on dancing with her knight in shining armor.

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Sarah Palmer isn't the best with her feelings. Being an ODST during the war and the Commander of all the Spartan-IVs after the war, she tends to hide her emotions behind a mask. Fortunately, as her second in command, you're able to see past the mask she puts on for others. She shows her love in subtle ways, in ways your subordinates wouldn't notice. The way her touch lingers just a few seconds longer, the way her lips ever so slightly curl upward when she sees you, how her eyes tend to flick to you. She's a lot less subtle with her affections in the privacy of your own quarters though.

PART 3 WAS FREAKIN AMAZING, tell me more,

Linda would threaten you to never tell anyone, not even the rest of blue team can know. This is also where she would confess to stealing everyone else's sweets in the program. AND KISSES MY NOSE *FERAL NOISE* that got me good, I'm screaming, and I just tossed my laptop to the side in excitement. Linda <3, honestly, Linda is a beauty-

Kelly is the most affection spartan and she has moments where she looks at her partner and this unexplainable desire to shower them with kisses comes over her. She also likes holding their face in the palm of her hand and will say "my whole world fits in the palm of my hand" ALSO, I would really like Kelly to pick me up and hold me against the wall-

because she would just to see her partner get flustered as hell

omg Cal <3, sweet angel, she would carry you like a princess and even kiss your nose or forehead when she's getting overwhelmed with feelings. AND THE DRESS, first, she would look beautiful, and second, you would help her pin her hair up while you also kiss her scars.

I believe Sarah and her partner would have their own subtle way of their affections for Sarah's sake too. Roland is the only one who has caught on and has been threatened into silence not by the commander but by her second-in-command. Sarah thinks about her partner in the little things throughout the day and when they're in bed together, she will tell them about all the things that made her think of you with a small smile on her face and her ears turning into a tinted pink.

[bearterritory]

#22 Cal Blanks #16 Pitt 1-0

Bears Win ACC Home Opener

Dimry Nets First Career Goal

BERKELEY – The No. 22 California women's soccer team became the first Cal program to win an ACC contest on home soil, defeating No. 16 Pitt 1-0 Thursday afternoon at Edwards Stadium. Sophomore forward Soleil Dimry provided the game-winning goal in the 47th minute, the first score of her career.   It was a day of firsts for the Golden Bears (9-1-2, 2-0-1) who earned their first ACC shutout and first ranked win of the season in the program's inaugural conference home opener. Cal has now won eight of its last nine matches and has gone 10 straight contests without a loss.   Pitt (7-3-1, 1-2-0) won the shot battle 11-3 and put five shots on goal, but Golden Bear goalkeeper Teagan Wy kept a clean sheet in her first game back from a bronze medal performance with Team USA at the U20 FIFA Women's World Cup. The junior collected a season-high five saves, including a couple of highlight, game-saving efforts.

After taking just one shot in the first half, the Bears sent out a more offensive-centered lineup to start the second half with senior Velize King and Dimry hitting the field first. Dimry, who has missed a lot of time this year due to injury and did not play a single minute in the first period, wasted no time providing her team with some offense in the 47th minute. King beat the Pitt defense down the right touchline and centered it for Dimry who fired it into the bottom left corner of the goal. The shot rolled just past diving Pitt keeper Ellie Breech and into the net giving the Bears a 1-0 lead.

King now ranks second on the team with three assists on the year and third with seven points. The entire match was a physical battle, and the pace picked up even more following Cal's early second-half score. The Panthers got off six shots and had a handful of solid looks, none more than Sarah Schupansky's rifle of a shot from outside of the 18-yard box with under two minutes to play. The Pitt senior forward curled a ball perfectly towards the upper right corner of the Cal goal with her left foot, but had her chance foiled by Wy who made an incredible leaping save.

The Bears are back at Edwards Stadium this Sunday for a matchup with the Miami Hurricanes. Kick off is set for 1 PM on ACC Network Extra.

[the-vampire-queer]

The Vampires Digital Media Poll: Round 2, Bracket 3

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Results get posted on December 20th. at 5PM CST.

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What is First Kill about?

Summary: "Falling in love is tricky for teens Juliette and Calliope because one's a vampire and the other's a vampire hunter -- and both are ready to make their first kill." Source: Rotten Tomatoes

Source: First Kill (2022)

Cast:

Sarah Catherine Hook - Juliette Fairmont

Imani Lewis - Calliope "Cal" Burns

Gracie Dzienny - Elinor Fairmont

Elizabeth Mitchell - Margot Fairmont

Aubin Wise - Talia Burns

Note: Cast lists provided here are not complete lists of people and characters featured in the media being listed. These are partial lists that include some of the main characters and their actors.

Additional information: Despite ending in cliffhangers, First Kill was cancelled and will not get a season two. Netflix cancelled it after they decided the completion rate wasn't high enough.

What is What We Do in the Shadows (2019) about?

Summary: "Based on the feature film of the same name from Jemaine Clement and Taika Waititi, "What We Do in the Shadows" is a documentary-style look into the daily (or rather, nightly) lives of four vampires who've "lived" together for hundreds of years in Staten Island.The self-appointed leader of the group is Nandor the Relentless, a great warrior and conqueror from the Ottoman Empire. Then there's the British vampire Laszlo -- a bit of a rogue and a dandy and a fop, he might say. He's a lover of mischief and a great soirée, but not as much as he loves seeing Nandor fail miserably in every attempt. And then there's Nadja: the seductress, the temptress, the vampiric Bonnie to Laszlo's Clyde. Also cohabiting in the vampire household is Guillermo, Nandor's familiar; and Colin Robinson, an energy vampire and day-walker of sorts -- he feasts on humans, but not on their blood." Source: Rotten Tomatoes

Source: What We Do in the Shadows (2019)

Cast:

Kayvan Novak - Nandor the Relentless

Matt Berry - Laszlo Cravensworth

Natasia Demetriou - Nadja ...

Harvey Gullién - Guillermo de la Cruz

Mark Proksch - Colin Robinson

Note: Cast lists provided here are not complete lists of people and characters featured in the media being listed. These are partial lists that include some of the main characters and their actors.

Additional information: This tv series is based off of the 2014 Taika Waititi and Jemaine Clement film of the same name.

[servitudeofsadness]

relapse & restriction

CONTENT WARNINGS: EATING DISORDERS, RESTRICTED EATING, TRIGGERING DISCUSSIONS OF FOOD

Remember food is fuel and fuel is absolutely necessary for your body to stay alive. Don’t let silly beauty standards dictate your eating and your life. If you are easily triggered by discussions of disordered eating and negative perceptions of food, please do not read the following prose. eat & stay hydrated! <3

…

i.

“she has malnutrition,” my home doctor says as she checks my wrists and prescribes me on sugar fluids and nutrient pills. i have not been eating for a week. it is code for eating disorder.

mum looks on. ”is it treatable?”

“yes.” time ticks on and my brother waits outside.

i am starved out of my soul. deep hollowed eyes, violet-knuckled bruises, and devoid of thought. one week.

ii.

my one week low-calorie morninglunchdinnersnackfest! guaranteed to loose more than 20kg! foodspo/mealspo thread!! <33:

one medium-sized fried egg? ~ 78 cals!

1 cup matcha protein almond latte? ~ 60 cals!

1 saltine cracker? ~ 10 cals!

½ cup of tomato soup? ~ 105 cals!

⅓ slice of white bread? ~ 22 cals!

⅓ roasted chicken drumstick? ~ 33 cals!

½ cup white rice? ~ 121 cals!

4 oz air-fried salmon? ~ 194 cals!

½ gluten-free medium-sized oatmeal chocolate chip cookie? ~ 33 cals!

diet coke? ~ 0 cals!

do the math and tell me if it’s less than 1000 cals!! <3

remember kids, nothing tastes as good as skinny feels !! <3

iii.

if beauty standards are a person, and the purge is real.

they are the first i’ll tear the door down to

on account of falsifying the determiners of beautiful:

skinny legs tutorial!! look, brandy melville carries a one size fits all??

do you fit in? “bye-bye booty: Heroin chic is back!!”

try this A4 paper thin waist challenge!! see how fat you are??

noo why is th1nsp0 content banned on twitter??

tumblr?? tiktok?? join edtwt!! though, pro-recovery dni!!

(i was in scout camp when i dizzied, circus of purple visions

collapsed with blood soaking my undergarments and

half awoke to blankets that weighed heavier than me on my near dead body;

i still feel the bland slick of porridge forced down my throat.

proana girlies?? mitigating censors in the prospect of

pursuing an early death. ed tumblr diaries of all hedonistic thoughts.)

these are fruits you should avoid as it induces sugar euphoria!!

clean girl aesthetic!! kale smoothies will help you lose weight!!

i walked 20000 steps today to achieve a thigh gap!!

body-checking disguised as ootd and grwm tiktoks

sketchbook detailing rampages of eating disorder content

the striking thump of my collarbones and my wobbly knees

a 2 hour loop subliminal messaging “i am so skinny“ “i am 44.4 kg” “ i am thin—“

SHUSH! SHUT UP. SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

this is existing in a society that curbed the living in me,

to strive for an empty heartbeat and rotten-tinged bones for legs

low calorie food still eaten in moderation

the constant desire to clasp my wrist in assurance of how skinny i am

clumsy rhetoric spilled in between sips and spits

of my no calorie pungent pomegranate mineral water

you should skip your lunch too and snacks except

water and maybe some yogurt-zero

starvation is never salvation

thin is glazed over with honey

And so easily fractured with bones

hunger. starving. eat. EAT. EAT!

on december 18 2018, i started recovery

i have relapses, days of unintended calorie deficits;

but i am healing unlearning,

trying, escaping, living ~

…

“you are embarrassed about your blood, its redness, the way it is just coming out of you with no concern for anyone’s feelings. You are … embarrassed to be alive.”

- Carmen Maria Machando

—————

is 90’s thinness coming back? - Mina Le

please stop romanticizing eating disorders on tiktok - Sarah Hawkinson

tiktok is bad for women, actually - Jordon Theresa

The Evolution of Pro Anorexia - Of Herbs and Altars

i lost weight to fit into Brandy Melville - Letao Chen

“Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.” - Kate Moss

Are you a femcel? - Roisin Lanigan

bye-bye booty: Heroin chic is back - Adriana Diaz

[bingeresprincess]

reminder to myself that if I want to make progress i cannot eat.

stay underneath 700 cals and you'll look great this summer c'mon Sarah

you're already a week and a half in you can't give up now

only 3 more weeks

[inmateofthemind]

For Cal and Kent:

failure: What's your OC's greatest failure? Have they been able to move past it? Does anyone else know about it?

I love you for this one, friend; thank you <3 (do keep in mind I'm still working this kind of thing out for my various children, but I'm feeling strongly about both of these)

Caelum 'Cal' Sokół: There is a Damn Good Reason why I personally believe TWST took at least a little influence from Treasure Planet's Jim Hawkins for the characterization of Deuce: they're both mechanically inclined mama's boys with emotional baggage and a rebel streak they're trying to redeem.

Cal is much the same way, though with some additional issues that are decidedly Not Helped by his outlook on life nor the actions of certain individuals (including himself). One of the bigger differences is that at least Delia Spade & Sarah Hawkins are around to see their boys get better and talk them through it when they doubt themselves...

Kentigern Vaughan: I have yet to come up with any one specific failure that Kent is guilty of so much as I believe the lad carries quite the load on his shoulders. He's quite literally been the King of his hometown since age 12 (not without counsel, mind you, but it's ultimately his ass on the throne), so he feels immense pressure to do right by his people. He's a good boy and at least a decent king, but there's still a little Welt (childhood 'nickname'; he will not elaborate further unless he considers you a friend) naivety in the lad. Both: Neither of them openly expresses these feelings they have with anyone, though it's for different reasons.

Kent doesn't do it because he 'thinks' everyone knows and many are simply not saying anything to spare his feelings.

Cal doesn't do it because he 'knows' no one cares and many are frankly not afraid to say it to his face.

taglist: @tixdixl @cyanide-latte @ramshacklerumble

[foundfamilyappreciation]

Hello and welcome to the second Found Family Face-off! This time it's siblings! As mentioned in the intro post, this is for siblings of different genders, as there will future tournaments for brothers and sisters respectively to give as many found siblings as possible to be included! Anyway, please meet your contestants and round 1 match ups below:

*Please don't clown on this post and argue against why certain characters can't be found siblings (aside from if they're in an explicitly canon romantic relationship that I missed while trying to vet them). Please respect that these are people's headcanons and they might not align with yours (heck, some of these even I don't agree with but again, that's just my opinion) and that this is just for fun etc.

Group A

Ahsoka Tano & Rex VS Ahsoka Tano & Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars)

Garrazeb Orrelios, Sabine Wren & Ezra Bridger VS Cassian Andor, Jyn Erso & Bodhi Rook (Star Wars)

Kilindi Matako & Maul VS Cal Kestis & Merrin (Star Wars)

Michael Burnham & Saru (Star Trek: Discovery) VS Mako Mori & Raleigh Beckett (Pacific Rim)

Tegan Jovanka & Vislor Turlough VS 10th Doctor & Donna Noble (Doctor Who)

Luke Smith & Sky Smith VS Luke Smith & Maria Jackson (The Sarah Jane Adventures)

Aidan Waite, Josh Levison & Sally Malik (Being Human U.S.) VS Steve Jinks & Claudia Donovan (Warehouse 13)

Amanda Brotzman & Vogel (Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency) VS Wednesday Addams & Eugene Ottinger (Wednesday)

Group B

Parker & Eliot Spencer (Leverage) VS Inej Ghafa & Jesper Fahey (Six of Crows/Shadow and Bone)

Duke Thomas & Cassandra Cain (DC Comics) VS Will Byers & Jane "El" Hopper (Stranger Things)

Angus MacGyver, Wilt Bozer, Riley Davis & Sam Cage (MacGyver 2016) VS Josh Lyman, Toby Ziegler, CJ Cregg, Sam Seaborn & Charlie Young (The West Wing)

Malcolm Bright, J.T. Tarmell & Dani Powell (Prodigal Son) VS Kate Beckett, Javier Esposito & Kevin Ryan (Castle)

Jake Peralta + Rosa Diaz (Brooklyn Nine-Nine) VS Meredith Grey + Alex Karev (Grey's Anatomy)

Fig Faeth, Adaine Abernant, Fabian Aramais Seacaster, Gorgug Thistlespring, Riz Gukgak & Kristen Applebees (Dimension 20: Fantasy High) VS Travis Killian & The Doctor (The Game of Rassilon)

Meriadoc Brandybuck & Eowyn (The Lord of the Rings) VS Lester Papadopoulos & Meg McCaffrey (Trials of Apollo)

Alanna of Trebond, Gareth of Naxen & Raoul of Goldenlake (Song of the Lioness) VS Keladry of Mindelan, Neal of Queenscove (Protector of the Small) VS Sandry fa Toren, Tris Chandler, Daja Kisubo & Briar Moss (Circle of Magic)

Group C

Katara & Zuko VS Toph & Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Sokka & Toph VS Aang & Toph (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Korra & the Air kids (The Legend of Korra) VS April O'Neil + the Ninja Turtles (Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

Sprig Plantar & Anne Boonchuy (Amphibia) VS Hiccup Haddock & Heather (How to Train Your Dragon: Race to the Edge)

Luz Noceda & Hunter VS Luz Noceda & Gus Porter & Willow Park (The Owl House)

Luz Noceda & King Clawthorne (The Owl House) VS Rayla & Ezran (The Dragon Prince)

Lilo Pelekai & Stitch (Lilo and Stitch) VS Luca Paguro, Giulia Marcovaldo & Alberto Scorfano (Luca)

Hisirdoux "Douxie" Casperan & Claire Nuñez VS Hisirdoux "Douxie" Casperan & Nari (Tales of Arcadia)

Group D

Roronoa Zoro & Nami VS Roronoa Zoro & Perona (One Piece)

Kyōka Izumi & Atsushi Nakajima (Bungo Stray Dogs) VS Phoenix Wright & Maya Fey (Ace Attorney)

Miles Edgeworth & Franziska Von Karma VS Miles Edgeworth & Kay Faraday (Ace Attorney)

Sento Kiryu & Misora Isurugi (Kamen Rider Build) VS Mikasa Ackermann and Armin Arlett (Attack on Titan)

Shadow the Hedgehog & Maria Robotnik (Sonic the Hedgehog) VS Lucas, Kumatora & Duster (MOTHER 3)

Junpei Iori & Female protagonist/Kotone Shiomi (Persona 3) VS Ren Amamiya/Akira Kurusu & Futaba Sakura (Persona 5)

Sombra & Cassidy VS Baptist & Sombra (Overwatch)

Beauregard Lionett & Fjord VS Beauregard Lionett & Caleb Widogast (Critical Role)

Also! To help me out and get the brackets done and published sooner, here's a list of contestants that I haven't found picture for and would super appreciate help in tracking them down. Massive shout out to those who sent in pics with their submissions, yall are MVPs.

(Need the ones that aren't highlighted)

Feel free to submit them via ask, submission or by reblogging and adding them to this post. Thanks in advance!

[callmewisteria]

CJ's Fallout Fanfictions Masterlist –

It Began On October 23rd, 2077

In chronological order, When It All Falls Apart is the first, taking place from 2075–2077 (pre-War), We Know The Price We Pay is the second, taking place from 2277–2279 (Fallout 3), Veni Vidi Vici takes place from 2281–2282 (Fallout New Vegas), A Man Needs A Maid (post-Fallout 3 but pre-Fallout 4) takes place from 2282–2285, and At The Precipice Of Something New takes place from 2287–2292 (Fallout 4).

When It All Falls Apart –

10 chapters (complete)

Third Person POV

AO3 Link | ff.net Link | Wattpad Link

We Know The Price We Pay –

120 chapters (in progress)

First person, alternating POV (James, Madison Li, Annette (Lone Wanderer), Sarah Lyons, Hadley Branson, Harkness)

AO3 Link | ff.net Link | Wattpad Link

Veni Vidi Vici –

75 chapters (in progress)

First person POV (Cal/Calinda AKA Courier)

AO3 Link | ff.net Link | Wattpad Link

A Man Needs A Maid –

30 chapters (in progress)

Third person POV

AO3 Link | ff.net Link | Wattpad Link

At The Precipice Of Something New –

120 chapters (in progress)

Third person POV

AO3 Link | ff.net Link | Wattpad Link

Note: updated 27. September. 2024. All of these are part of my series It Began On October 23rd, 2077. Includes one shots and longer fics. All of my fallout fics are in the same world, but aren't dependent on each other and can/do/are able to be read standalone.

[911-on-abc]

15 questions, 15 mutuals

tagged by the lovely @jesuisici33 <3 <3 <3 <3

1. Are you named after anyone?

yes, Sarah from the Old Testament of the Bible (who I also think is in the Torah?). fun fact: it means princess ;)

2. When was the last time you cried?

idk? maybe a week ago? I never used to cry, but I actually like to do it now.

3. Do you have kids?

unless my dog counts, no.

4. What sports do you play/have played?

as a kid I did a bit of soccer and softball. I also did cross country, but running and I do not get along. If you count rock climbing as a sport, I guess I "play it" but I don't do comps. ngl I used to be a bit of a gym bunny pre-covid. I would go at like 11am and workout with a bunch of old people it was the best

5. Do you use sarcasm?

who doesn't

6. What's the first thing you notice about people?

what they are wearing. I think fashion can tell you a lot about a person!

7. What’s your eye color?

uh light brown mainly but I have sectoral heterochromia so one eye is half black like a fucking anime character

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

I am SO bad at scary movies. I can read scary books or scary stories but I once saw a trailer for a Jordan Peele movie and it kept me up for a week. However, I do love listening to people talk about horror, it's a super fascinating genre to me.

9. Any talents?

I'm really good at public speaking? google says that's a talents lol OH! I'm also pretty good at cooking and baking.

10. Where were you born?

a hospital (I'm keeping that from prev lmao)

11. What are your hobbies?

listening to music, rock climbing, reading, my dog, my cars, cooking, baking, and writing! I'm trying to learn how to play the bass guitar too, but I haven't practiced in like... 6 months... oops

12. Do you have any pets?

I have a dog and many, many cats who are very evil, although we are currently at a détente where we just ignore each other

13. How tall are you?

5'3" or 160cm (161cm might be more accurate but I'm American we don't do that here)

14. Favorite subject in school?

math and social studies

15. Dream job?

retired with a pension

tagging @pirrusstuff @watchyourbuck @thewolvesof1998 @loserdiaz @eddiediaztho @theoverlordmisha @cal-daisies-and-briars @your-catfish-friend @exhuastedpigeon @liabegins @nashbby-118 @housewifebuck (if this is the first time we are directly interacting hi!!!!!!!!!!)

also I know that's not 15, but having a sideblog makes it hard for me to figure out who is my mutual or not :( I'm so sorry if we are mutuals and I didn't tag you!!!!!!!!!!!! that being said, @ anyone else reads this, if u want to become mutuals or check if we are mutuals just let me know <3 <3 <3

[treasure-goblin]

Cal Reacts Masterlist

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DUNE

Tag: #cal liveblogs dune

Dune 1

WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE

Tag: #cal in night vale

Ep. 1 the first and the last, never again

TWILIGHT PRINCESS MANGA

Tag: #cal reads twilight princess

Book 1

Book 2

Book 3

THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES

Tag: #cal in the archives

Season 1

Ep. 1 Lawnchair Anglerfish

Ep. 2 The coffin wanted orange juice

Ep.3 Chicken Doppleganger crossed the road

Ep. 4 Spooky book with lightning smells

Ep. 5 Penguin Bin Man

Ep. 6 Tiny Tim and his exploding girlfriend (cw. Body horror)

Ep.7 Clarice, The Pie Man, and Willy, who is not better than me

Ep. 8 Handy Manny and the arsonist who was a tree

Ep. 9 We're here for the cult stuff

Ep. 10 Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Ep. 11 Wildest Dreams by Taylor Swift

Ep. 12 TWAS I WHO SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE

Ep. 13 Nomi and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Ep. 14 Hungry Hungry Hippos

Ep. 15 Pocket full of Johns (cw. Potential claustrophobia trigger)

Ep. 16 The Itzy Bitzy Spider (cw. Spiders)

Ep. 17 Jared but not the one we like (cw. Body horror)

Ep. 18 Wtf Toby

Ep. 19½ Handy Manny comes in clutch

Ep. 20 The other part, Handy Manny couldn't save him

Ep. 21 Unlicensed Chiropractor

Ep. 22 Reverse Escape Room

Ep. 23 Not the one with the Ponies

Ep. 24 Well that escalated quickly

Ep. 25 Fuck Natalie, we hate her

Ep. 26 The Wiggly Wobbly Friemd

Ep. 27 This is apparently normal Paul behavior

Ep. 28 Sarah keep your pants on

Ep. 30 I got pancake mix on my special pajamas while Davey had a mental breakdown

Ep. 31 Irresponsible pet ownership

Ep. 32 Jane talks in circles

Ep. 33 Second-hand Horror

Ep. 34 Baby Chicken Spiders <3

Ep. 35 Emo in a basement

Ep. 36 The Walls are closing in now

Ep. 37 Apparently, more than just Jon take issue with Gertrude's filing system.

Ep. 38 Married to Odysseus (Run, run as fast as you can...)

Ep. 39 Puzzle Pieces of doom falling into place

Ep. 40 Season One ending, Not-Sasha must die.

Season 2

Ep. 41 Well that was stupid

Ep. 42 Well ya shouldn't have done that

Ep. 43 I'VE CONNECTED THE DOTS /ref

Ep. 44 Gertrude reads my story this time and the circus doesn't kill anyone for once

Ep. 45 I like Tommy's voice

[clumthood]

finally getting around to this! thanks for the tag @daydadahlias :-)

last song:

a cover of if we were vampires feat. wesley schultz by noah kahan (i'm listening to spotify's "your favorite coffeehouse" playlist rn so this is just the song that's on)

currently reading:

book: i finished under the whispering door by T.J. Klune a few days ago and oh my god he is hands down my favorite author atm

fic: just read damaged goods (dramione fic) and also just reread sarah's fic look at you with your mouth watering (harry styles x oc) bc nisha is one of my comfort characters hehe

currently watching:

i just got caught up with fiona and cake and then started rewatching adventure time so i think that tells you where i'm at mentally

next on my watch list:

i've gotta finish heartstopper and then probably watch doctor who again idk we'll have to see hehehehe

current obsessions:

my cat as always and also townhouse flip sides crackers with spray cheese idk why but it's my current safe food so i've been eating A Lot of crackers recently :3

I’m tagging some people I wanna get to know better:

@caramelcalum @cal-puddies @harryforvogue @talkfastcal if u want to do it :D

[empresskadia]

Alright, Round 3 because I was supposed to be writing something else but I crashed and burned for a bit. So, hear me out please:

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Linda-058 likes to sneak up on her partner when they're not aware and hug them from behind. She tends to do this at the end of the day in your quarters, usually when you're so busy or stressed or when you're occupied with something else that you never see or hear her coming. She lives for the delight on your face when you turn to see her, and she can feel your heartbeat through her chest while she places her chin on your shoulder. It makes her day.

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Kelly-087 likes to steal her partner's food. She swears that it just tastes better than her food when you catch her. It doesn't matter if it's the same MRE, the same food from the mess, or food you packed yourself, she will steal it. The first time you packed her the same lunch as you and brought it to her at the start of the day, Fred could've sworn she was skipping for the rest of the day.

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The fastest way to fluster Cal-141 is to unexpectedly hold her hand. It's adorable how she has to confirm that it's your hand in hers and then pretend to not be excited that you are. Sometimes, she forgets where she is and just stares at your conjoined hands in wonder and daydreams of what life after the war would be like for the both of you. It makes fighting this war worth it if she gets to see that wintery cabin in her dreams become reality.

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It's easy for Sarah Palmer to forget that, beneath the armor and rank, that she's human too. She often goes for long periods without sleep and pushes herself to be the very best for every soul under her command and on the Infinity. It's only with her partner that she truly lets her vulnerable side free. After one particularly stressful day, you had suggested she take a break and slow dance with you. It was in your arms, swaying to the music with her head to your chest, that she found peace. It's the little moments at the end of the day that make she lives for.

When I say I'm screaming and kicking my feet, I really am. OMG THOSE ARE SO CUTE! I love seeing you in my inbox. You are giving me every reason to make a Sarah Palmer relationship headcanons post. I'm tempted to link these on my masterlist if you're okay with it.

I think seeing the delight on her partner's face makes Linda feel so loved. Like she's more than a Spartan, a feeling she didn't realize she enjoyed until you.

All I imagine is Kelly running through the ship with her lunch above her head in utter delight. But also I agree with Kelly, stealing your partner's food always tastes better. This habit soon develops in you two sharing different meals, like you get one thing and Kelly gets another, then split it between you too and Kelly still steals off your plate.

It grounds Cal when she feels her partner's hand in hers. It's like a warmth that pulls her back to reality no matter how far her mind has traveled. And if you ever kiss her hand while holding it, Cal.exe has stopped working. She's also one to think about the future together even though she knows she shouldn't.

Sarah has slowly realized she can't pull rank on her partner because you just look at her with a 'try again' expression and continue to pull her out of her workaholic phase. Honestly, acts of service are her language, anytime her partner cares for her, brings her coffee, and genuinely just asks how her day is going or to tell them about her day, she feels so loved. AS SHE SHOULD