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martabak-man · 2 years ago
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disneyanddisneyships · 1 year ago
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Imma be real busy tomorrow i wont even be active at all so im going to leave this ask here
🍄Say it's their love interests' birthday, how would they celebrate it?
All ur (in a rs) ocs pls im not specifying bc im curious
HEHEHEHEHE
Helluva/Hazbin: Aella- Striker hates it, but she always buys him a cake! Covered in little fondant cowboy hats and she gets the little imp band to play his theme song.
Aponi- she usually just asks him what he wants cause she wants to make sure he's comfy, but she does arrange a small party for him with a pinata in the sape of the demon hes killed lately. (He'd never admit it but he loves it so much)
Cordelia- a party and LOTS of s3x (It's,Chaz. What do u expect?)
Roxxie- she sets up a karaoke night for verosika with only a few close friends.
TPOIF: Ella- sets up a lil party in the library with all their friends.
Eli- this man- this man is a MAN. he wakes up early, makes her breakfast in bed, sends her on a lil treasure hunt to find her gifts until she's lead outside to the garden where all her friends and family are to give her even more gifts, along with a little choir thing he set up with all the kids in the kingdom..
Mia- morning s3x and LOTS of presents, including joke presents like a fire extinguisher cause she likes her wife being annoyed.
Loreley- lots of lil kisses to wake Mia up, along with presents including items from gods that Mia has to insist loreley give back.
Alistar- ohhhh he gives Rosa a suprise party every year! He always gets her more art supplies and lots of kisses, as well as giving her compliments every hour of the day like clockwork.
Rosalyn- she let's him sleep in, does some of his kingly duties and makes sure the whole palace is lit up with happiness cause she knows what a sucky childhood he had. She gives him the amount of gifts that matches the age he's turning. (This is also how she told him she was pregnant with hope AND asher)
Clare- she gives him time alone cause she k ows he's an introvert, then gifts him new books, and at the end of the day gives him a massage cause being the king and queen is tough work.
Carol- she gives eathan handmade stuff! Like little flower crowns and necklaces!
Jacob- this man gifts his wife a new sword every year, along with as much free time to practice with it as she wants.
Eathan- he takes her dancing. Enough said.
Hope- little gifts she finds in the market places of both kingdoms. (Isaac loves them)
Isaac- as many kisses as possible with a party that was orchestrated by him and his dad.
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ashtonlanger · 1 month ago
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Enhance Your Videos with Malaysia’s Best Royalty-Free Music
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Creating engaging videos is both an art and a science, and the right soundtrack can elevate your project from good to unforgettable. Music sets the tone, evokes emotions, and can even drive the narrative of your content. If you're a content creator in Malaysia looking for that perfect sound, this guide will help you discover the best royalty-free music options available in the country.
Need high-quality Royalty Free Music in Malaysia? MusicVybe provides a wide range of tracks for content creators and businesses, offering affordable licensing and a diverse music library. Start enhancing your projects with ease and confidence today!
Understanding Royalty-Free Music
Before diving into the best platforms, let’s clarify what royalty-free music is. Unlike traditional licensing where you might pay ongoing fees or royalties, royalty-free music allows you to use tracks after a one-time payment or sometimes for free, depending on the licensing agreement. This means you can incorporate high-quality music into your videos without worrying about additional costs or legal issues every time your video is viewed or shared.
Royalty-free music is ideal for a variety of projects, including YouTube videos, advertisements, corporate presentations, and social media content. It’s crucial to ensure you have the correct license for your intended use, so always read the terms carefully.
The Importance of Local Flavor
Malaysia boasts a rich and diverse musical heritage, blending traditional sounds with contemporary influences. Incorporating local music into your videos not only adds authenticity but also resonates more deeply with Malaysian audiences. By choosing royalty-free music from Malaysian artists or platforms, you’re supporting the local music industry while enhancing the cultural depth of your content.
Where to Find Malaysia’s Best Royalty-Free Music
Here are some of the top platforms where you can find high-quality royalty-free music that reflects Malaysia’s vibrant culture and diverse sounds:
1. MyMusicRights
MyMusicRights is a prominent Malaysian platform dedicated to music licensing. It offers a wide variety of tracks from local artists, allowing you to access unique sounds that capture the essence of Malaysia. Whether you’re looking for traditional music infused with modern elements or contemporary pop tracks, MyMusicRights has you covered.
Key Features:
Focus on Malaysian artists and genres.
Simple licensing options tailored for different media uses.
A variety of musical styles to choose from.
2. RIM (Recording Industry Association of Malaysia)
The Recording Industry Association of Malaysia (RIM) provides a wealth of resources for finding quality music. They promote local talent and offer a range of royalty-free tracks across various genres. This platform is perfect for discovering traditional instruments like the sape and gamelan, as well as modern interpretations of these sounds.
Key Features:
Access to a library of Malaysian music spanning various genres.
Support for local artists and the music industry.
Emphasis on culturally rich sounds.
3. SoundCloud
While SoundCloud is a global platform, it features numerous Malaysian artists offering royalty-free tracks. By searching for music with Creative Commons licenses, you can find unique, high-quality music suitable for your videos. Many artists are open to collaboration, making it easy to reach out and discuss potential licensing agreements.
Key Features:
A vast library of user-uploaded music from around the world, including Malaysia.
Flexible licensing options through Creative Commons.
Direct communication with artists for custom arrangements.
4. Bandcamp
Bandcamp is another platform where you can find independent Malaysian musicians offering royalty-free music. The site is artist-friendly, allowing musicians to set their own prices and licensing terms. This means you might find some hidden gems that can add a unique flavor to your videos.
Key Features:
Discover a range of independent artists and unique sounds.
Support local musicians directly.
Access to various genres and styles, including experimental and traditional music.
5. YouTube Audio Library
For content creators on YouTube, the YouTube Audio Library is an invaluable resource. It offers a wide selection of royalty-free music that you can use in your videos without any worries about copyright. While it primarily features global tracks, you can find music that reflects the essence of Southeast Asia.
Key Features:
Free music specifically for use in YouTube videos.
User-friendly interface for searching by genre, mood, or instrument.
Regularly updated library to keep content fresh.
6. Artlist
Though not Malaysia-specific, Artlist is a global platform that features a broad range of high-quality royalty-free music. The subscription-based service gives you access to unlimited downloads, making it ideal for content creators needing multiple tracks. You can filter by mood, genre, or instrument, allowing you to find music that fits your video perfectly.
Key Features:
Unlimited downloads with a single subscription.
High-quality tracks suitable for commercial projects.
Variety of genres, including those with Southeast Asian influences.
7. Epidemic Sound
Epidemic Sound is a popular platform known for its extensive library of royalty-free music. It’s particularly favored by video creators, offering a subscription model that provides access to high-quality tracks across various genres. While the platform focuses on global music, you can find tracks inspired by local sounds that would enhance any Malaysian-themed project.
Key Features:
Subscription-based model with access to high-quality music.
User-friendly search filters to help you find the right tracks quickly.
Comprehensive licensing coverage for commercial and non-commercial projects.
8. Fiverr
For those looking for custom music, Fiverr is a platform where you can hire Malaysian musicians to create unique tracks tailored to your specific project. This option allows you to have a truly original soundtrack that fits perfectly with your video’s narrative and mood.
Key Features:
Access to a wide range of musicians and composers.
Flexible pricing options based on your budget.
Opportunity to collaborate and communicate directly with artists.
Tips for Choosing the Right Music
Consider Your Audience: Think about the emotions you want to evoke in your viewers. Choose music that complements your video's theme and message.
Stay on Brand: If you’re representing a brand, ensure the music aligns with its identity and values. Consistency in your audio branding can enhance recognition.
Test Different Tracks: Don’t hesitate to experiment with various tracks to see how they fit your video. Sometimes, an unexpected choice can yield the best results.
Pay Attention to Licensing: Always check the licensing terms to ensure you can use the music as intended, especially for commercial projects.
Final Thoughts
Enhancing your videos with Malaysia's best royalty-free music is an excellent way to create engaging content that resonates with your audience. By exploring local platforms and supporting Malaysian artists, you can find unique sounds that not only elevate your videos but also contribute to the rich cultural tapestry of Malaysia's music scene.
Whether you're a seasoned content creator or just starting, the right music can transform your projects, capturing the hearts and minds of your viewers. So, dive into these platforms, explore the vibrant sounds of Malaysia, and let the music bring your videos to life!
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taroneledopeemcee · 7 months ago
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Yow, je sais bien que vous allez vous jeter sur le Isha/Limsa (moi aussi) et peut-ĂȘtre d'autres trucs car ce vendredi est riche en belles sorties. Mais avant tout ça, consacre un peu moins de 3 petites minutes au duo que t'ignorais qu'il te fallait ! Passe-passe ciselĂ© rempli Ă  rabord de bonnes phases. On n'est pas tout seuls, en plus de @sixomasterflow et moi au micro, retrouve une prod boom bap lourdissime (et Mix/Master) de @crystalcaminobeats , des scratches assassins de la machine Ă  skillz @djbust , et Dope cover de @daex ! Écoute/partage/like/commente, tsĂ© bien on en a plus besoin que l'autre super duo du jour. Let's go !!!
>>>>> Tar One Ft Sixo Master Flow - Omerta sur YouTube ou les plateformes de streaming
Tar One ft Sixo Master Flow - Omerta Lyrics
J'me suis baignĂ© dans toutes les riviĂšres mais c'est dans un verre que j’vais finir par me noyer
Là j’suis en feux ça y est, je n'ai plus le temps, j’ai pas de montre au poignet
PlutÎt du cÎté cailleras et voyous que flics et douaniers
Balancez moi des lacrymo j'adore le poivre de Cayenne
Du Rap ils s’amourachent, moi accro comme à la samouraï
Trouve ça pourrave qu’il soit dans les mains de Saroumanes
Ils saoulent comme Sambuca mais on les graille comme Samoussa
Ce game est comme toi si tu testes : plein d’sales trous d’balles !
Avant c'Ă©tait NTM ou c'tait IAM
Maintenant c'est MDR tous des swagg man
Tu m'déçois grave comme un vegan qui craque et s'bouffe des toast de foie gras
Mon arme est linguistique tout comme les malfrats
Quand j’fais ça j’me marre bien
Cracheur de feu mais pas genre Punk Ă  chien
Dans le cahier gratte, comme Diego marque de la main
Comme mes sapes, l’arrogance me va bien
TrĂšs Gros tatane Ă  la Jason Statham
Toujours en feux toujours chaud patate
Trop badass trop ratal OH l'bĂątard
J'ai ma cons ma came ma grosse matraque
Retournerai pas ma veste comme MarlĂšne Schiappa
Me relÚve malgré la poisse comme Boogie, Klay, Isiah
On met ta team à l’amende, surplombe comme Himalaya
Pour la fraternitĂ© on milite mais c’est pas l’Hymne Ă  la Joie
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Tu t’avances si tu t’avances, j’m’en branle, fais de mĂȘme
Si je recule, c’est pour te mettre un fade away
Vrai de vrai, mets tas d’claques avec Ă©lĂ©gance
Comme Ă©lĂ©phant j’attaque mĂȘme avec mes dĂ©fenses
J'porte pas d'or ma caille
pas de bling bling mais j'big up mes gars qui porte des portacath
Fin d'soirée faudra qu'on me porte à 4
J'porte mes couilles comme Batman porte sa cape
Rimes, patterns, Big Faya, divine Vibe, ça j’aime
Passe-passe, on s’passe parole comme Frisbie, Yves Van Laetem
Big Beat, kickage, pas d’thùme
Évite les piùges comme Bip-Bip, j’kiffe ça Gaddamn !
Ici pas de costard cravate, pas de grosse star, sauf Rapsat et Green Montana
Donc on brise ton cadenas
Fiston pars lĂ -bas
Évitons l'carnage
Vire ta zik de carnaval
On est la crùme de Verviers et de tout c’merdier
J’suis fier du p’tit frùre, un killer comme Berthier
Tue comme grosse Bertha, on fait la paire, fils : Homer-Bart
Te réduit au silence comme Omerta
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alphabitchnkari · 2 years ago
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N’kari Drabble: Sigvald’s Stupendous Speech
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An exalted daemonette—one of N’kari’s favorite handmaidens— climbs atop a Tilean sapeli table in the center of the room. Golden straw roughly bound in the shape of a wig  frames her grinning face. A white towel is tied around her waist, the end of it dangling between her legs like a mock loincloth. She takes a deep breath.
“‘Sickly, sinful, spectacles stand, shuffle, shamble-’” Revel recites loudly.
The arch-tempter groans from the floor, draped bonelessly over a large ottoman. “Don’t you dare...” He threatens. He had been quietly nursing his hangover in the corner of the room, clutching a jug of raw egg-whites and spices. 
“‘Saunter shamelessly in mine scandalized sight! I suggest a solution
’” She pauses for effect, narrowly dodging a pitcher aimed for her head. “‘Surely such sedition should sour and succumb to Sigvald!’”
“Stop! No more
” The keeper covers his ears, but his daemonette only shouts louder.
“‘-the salacious, scandalous and sensational servant of Slaanesh!’” A massive throw pillow knocks her off the table.
“That stupid, tasteless child marr our prince's name with his clumsy tongue!” N’kari shouts from his corner.
But the Daemonette remains undeterred. She stacks the cushion atop the table and stands on top, screeching from her new height. “‘-son of Succubi, scion of sordid acts and slayer of squalid serfs! See how I stroll, stride, swagger-’” 
“He learned alliteration yesterday and thinks he’s a poet! A hack! Uncloth lout!” The greater demon shouts back hoping to drown out the horrid speech.
“‘-and swirl,’” “Piss!” “‘-spin, slash-’” “Shit!” “‘-and stab at stupid,’” “NURGLE’S SAGGY BALL SACK!” “‘-SENSELESS SCUM!’” “I’LL SEND YOU BACK TO THE FORGE OF SOULS!” “‘SOON-’”
Their screaming is muffled in the hallway. A newly summoned daemonette glances at the heavy oak door. She surreptitiously asks her superior, “why is our lord in a foul mood?” The older herald frowns at her intrusiveness. 
“Because he hasn’t devoured nosy brats like you in a while.” She snaps.
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wellpresseddaisy · 4 years ago
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A List of roughly chronological Snape Crimes
(henceforth known as Snimes) as referenced by Snaters, annotated, and rated on the Snime scale* which I have just made up.
*Severity is rated by Trevors, Entertainment Factor is rated by jars
Reposting with some edits for clarity.
Spied in Lily Evans, aged 9, from a bush
0 Trevors, 1 jar
Is every Snater an obnoxious extravert who bounds up to new people, hand outstretched for a firm shake? A shy, poorly socialized, or introverted child may need some hanging about in a bush time. And if you sexualize this behavior at all, that's a you problem.
The jar is for an early reference to his penchant for dramatic entrances. A boy has to start somewhere.
Dropped a branch on Petunia
0 Trevors, 3 jars
It was accidental magic and Petunia wasn't hurt. Honestly, if I were a child with poorly controlled magic due to heightened emotion, I'd have dropped a branch on her, too. Tuney was a pill.
The only way to make it funnier would be for Severus to call her 'Pisstunia'.
Knew more 'dark magic' than any other Slytherin at age 11
0 Trevors, 3 jars
Probably didn't know any, unless he had some quick tutoring sessions with Lucius Malfoy right after sorting. Would a child actually have the power to control any of the known Dark Arts spells? This smells of Gryffindor propaganda and ass covering. Potentially somehow convinced Sirius that he did, though, so 3 jars for the effort. 
Are we sure the 'dark magic' wasn't just pretending to throw a stick and hiding it behind his back instead? 
Made friends within Slytherin house
0 Trevors, 9 jars
Where, pray tell, is he meant to make friends? Outer Mongolia? With the Potions lab jars? Should he ostracize himself? Never speak to another Slytherin so as to free himself of the taint of evil? (Please see Eddie Izzard bit on ambition and the British) Consign himself to a life of sad, unseasoned boiled potato as he's unable to speak to anyone even to ask for the salt? Given that a Potter and a Black are gunning for him from before Sorting, taking the protection of a Malfoy is a savvy move from an up-and-coming young man. (And you DO NOT refuse Lucius Malfoy taking you under his wing). 
The jars are for the amusement of imagining Lucius having to deal with a near-feral Cokeworth child. I'll bet he went wailing to Narcissa about it.
Spied on some prime assholes the Marauders, tried to get them expelled
0 Trevors, 3 jars
As his tormentors eventually had a magic map, the efficacy of his spying can be debated. However, he is within his rights to want the people torturing him gone, especially as the adults have decided he doesn't matter. And last time I checked, the penalty for being nosy is not Death by Werewolf. (If anyone wants to try 'But James saved him' think of this - James didn't care one bit for Snape's life, but Remus or Sirius could have been in worlds of trouble. I'd wager he was more concerned for Remus than anyone else.) 3 jars for the mental image of wee babby Sape skulking about behind things.
Flung Mudblood at Lily, apologized later
3 Trevors, 0 jars
Look, we shouldn't be using slurs toward anyone, but a canonically single use of the word is hardly the worst thing anyone has ever done (see Malfoy, Draco). Given that he was restrained upside down with his underclothes on display to most of the school after being choked by soap and she smiled a bit before trying to help him, one can see why he might be a titch out of control. Apologizing after was a good thing to do, despite Lily's reaction. Also, Lily owed him an apology she never delivered (You don't call someone by the cruel name his tormentors use and cast up his poverty at him without apologizing). 
Was generally a nasty little bigot/called Muggleborns Mudblood
0 Trevors, 0 jars
We know he was acquainted/dormmates with Avery and Mulciber. We also know Avery and Mulciber tried to do something Gryffindor deemed 'dark magic' to Mary MacDonald (I posit most  of them wouldn't know dark magic if it played the tuba in the Common room). We don't, however, know exactly what Severus was doing at the time. 
There's no canon proof that he used mudblood frequently. The Mudblood usage accusation is either hearsay or evidence of Lily being a giant hypocrite. We don't know how he felt toward Muggles in general, although I would guess 'not positively' is a good base. We do, however, know that Lily seems fine with James and co. hexing/jinxing other students as long as it's not 'dark'. Mighty fine line, there.
Joined the Death Eaters 
8 Trevors, 0 jars
This one is just sad and a bad decision. We don't know precisely when he joined, probably post-Hogwarts. We also don't know what he did. I doubt he was joining in on the pillaging front with wild abandon, given Bellatrix's reaction to him. Brewing, maybe? Some light snooping? He was apparently pretty low-level until the prophecy.
The Prophecy debacle
3 Trevors, 0 jars
I'm going to level with you - if my boss was able to read minds/see my memories and I'd overheard the start of the prophecy, I'd tell him too. He didn't hear 'will be born', so I'm giving him a pass on 'was willing to kill a baby!' Like most normal people, he probably thought it was about an adult. It's not as if he sent Voldemort a collated list of any possible targets, complete with addresses, pithy observations, and a map detailing the easiest apparition points. He wasn't Voldemort's secretary.
And once he found out just how bonkers Lord V was, he did his best to mitigate the fallout, at great personal risk. (To be clear - his actions set in motion Harry's blood protection. He was also under no obligation to care about what happened to James Potter, especially since 15 was only 5 or 6 years in the past.)
Bullying every single student he ever taught/being a monstrous abuser
2 Trevors, 6 jars for shoving Harry's potion off a desk once and going 'Oops!'
We know Severus Snape bullied precisely two students in nis career: Harry and Neville. He, in all respects, seems to be a highly-regarded member of staff. He didn't mark any other house down and he didn't keep children from learning. He also really cares about the students' health and safety (see his reaction to Ginny being taken). Wouldn't you think that if he actually bullied every single student ever some Weasley would have complained?
Also, having Harry rewrite and catalog the record of his father's wrongdoings is objectively hilarious. And kept him safely in one place where he could be watched. And as the potion destruction didn't really affect Harry's final grade, it's just hilarious pettiness.
The toad and boggart issue
1 Trevor, 5 jars for giving me the name of my eventual pub (the Toad and Boggart)
I would like to remind everyone that Remus Lupin coached Neville into visualizing his boggart. It could have been his Gran. Also, he was more sheepish than terrified and he smiled. Please reread and give Neville more credit. He was hardly a shaking lump or terror.
Now, why, pray tell, was Trevor even in a Potions lab? No one else has a visible pet. Is Crookshanks having a nosy about the storage cupboard? No. Is Scabbers having a snooze in an empty cauldron? No. Then why is Trevor even there? Because health and safety standards don't apply to Neville? Why isn't Trevor nice and cozy in his terrarium? While threatening a child's pet in the guise of motivation is a 100% dick move, he may also have been motivating Neville to leave the toad in his dorm. Where it belonged. 
Hermione
1 Trevor, 0 jars
He shouldn't have made the crack about her teeth, but when life hands you a chance to prove you hate Gryffindors to your Voldemort-groupie students to secure your rep for spying, you can't turn that down. Hermione was also not that bothered and turned the situation to her own advantage. She'd wanted to change her teeth magically.
He was perfectly justified taking points when he did (those times when he took points for H disrupting class) - Hermione had a bad habit of ignoring any teacher's rules she didn't agree with in the moment. She was warned to stop and didn't heed his warning, ergo points loss.
Remus Lupin
2 Trevors
This one gets brought up over and over. I'm just going to say that if my colleague, already on thin ice due to him bullshitting around the Wolfsbane potion (it's implied he delays taking it and seems to enjoy toying with Snape), forgot to take his potion and nearly killed me and three students, including one I had sworn to protect, I would be livid. While it's not nice to let lycanthropy slip, Remus had resigned prior to this. He was leaving before there was any parental or Board reaction due to his own irresponsibility. Snape bears 0 responsibility for any legislation barring werewolves from employment, as well. 
Submitted by M. McGonagall
Snaffling all the chocolate Hob Nobs and chocolate caramel Digestives from the staff room biscuit plate and charming the Garibaldi biscuits to look like them
10 Trevors, 10 jars (perfect Snime)
Severus Snape is clearly a perfidious reprobate, incapable of feeling any remorse for his biscuit Snimes. 
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johannesviii · 5 years ago
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Top 10 Personal Favorite Hit Songs from 2015
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This is the last list that was kind of difficult to do and where some cuts had to be made. The next four ones weren’t very good years music-wise and generally speaking.
Also there’s something that embarrasses me even more than Blue (Eiffel 65) somewhere on this top ten. Oops.
Disclaimers:
Keep in mind I’m using both the year-end top 100 lists from the US and from France while making these top 10 things. There’s songs in English that charted in my country way higher than they did in their home countries, or even earlier or later, so that might get surprising at times.
Of course there will be stuff in French. We suck. I know. It’s my list. Deal with it.
My musical tastes have always been terrible and I’m not a critic, just a listener and an idiot.
I have sound to color synesthesia which justifies nothing but might explain why I have trouble describing some songs in other terms than visual ones.
2015 was a bit calmer, apart from the fact I moved out of the appartment and bought one instead of renting one. This is still where I’m living nowadays, it’s not big but having no landlord is a LOT less stressful even if it will take a long time to pay the loan (one time the lock broke and I couldn’t get out and the landlord refused to fix it OR pay for a new lock if I decided to call someone to fix it ; another time someone who had a spare key opened the door while I was wearing a bathrobe and was like “oh. You’re here” and I was like “...I mean..... yeah.... 'cause I live here”). I also made new friends online that year and felt less isolated.
Sidenote, my first “flat” mp3 player’s battery died today but after a quick emergency operation I was able to save the data on it. I used that mp3 player from roughly 2008 to 2013 so that’s a relief, it kinda has sentimental value and I was still using it to listen to DW audios nowadays from time to time.
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As you can see in the first picture, my super old portable cd player, which still works fine, by the way, is judging this little amateur so hard right now.
So! This is the year Faithless dropped Faithless 2.0, 21 Pilots dropped Blurryface, Mylùne Farmer dropped the surprisingly quite good (for this point in her career) Interstellaires, and Carly Rae Jepsen dropped E MO TION, which would have been my favorite album of the year... if Nightwish hadn’t made the absolutely jawdropping Endless Forms Most Beautiful. A symphonic metal concept album about Earth and evolution and the place of humanity in the universe?? Excuse me? Who’s read my christmas list? My favorite songs on it are Alpenglow, Shudder Before The Beautiful, the title track, Edema Ruh which has the best intro, and of course The Greatest Show On Earth, which is an incredibly ambitious, kinda bloated and quite pretentious (in a good way) song about the history of Earth, looking back from a future where mankind is extinct and concluding “we were here”, and holy shit I get emotional every time, and it’s 24 minutes long, and I still never get bored when I relisten to it. Just amazing.
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As far as unelligible songs that piss me off go, it’s all Carly Rae Jepsen: I Really Like You, and especially Run Away With Me. If they had been elligible, that last one would be my #1, definitely.
Here’s some... uh, a lot of honorable mentions, actually.
Budapest (George Ezra) and Chandelier (Sia) - Still elligible, still not on the list.
Cheerleader (OMI) - I have no idea why people dislike this song.
Ex’s and Oh’s (Elle King) - This is one of these songs that would be higher on the list if I had better taste. I still like it a lot though.
FourFiveSeconds (Rihanna, Kanye West, Paul McCartney) - Ditto.
You Know You Like It (DJ Snake) - Great drop. The rest is meh.
Miracle (Julian Perretta) - The opposite of the previous one ; a fantastic song let down by its drop.
Uma Thurman (Fall Out Boy) - This song makes absolutely no sense but it’s a lot of fun nonetheless.
Lean On (Major Lazer) - Super overplayed but holy shit this is incredibly catchy. The bridge is especially great.
Want to want me (Jason Derulo) - If this guy had that kind of song in him why does he suck most of the time. What happened.
Hundred Miles (Yazz) - Nice earworm that never got annoying.
Are you with me (Lost frequencies) - Basically a less good version of Waves from the previous year. This is a compliment.
Ain’t Nobody (Felix Jaehn) - And this is the less good version of Rather Be from the previous year. This is also a compliment.
Laissez Passer (Maütre Gims) - When I started to check French hit songs from years where I basically wasn’t listening to the general local radio anymore, some friends told me they were grabbing popcorn and waiting for me to start hating some specific acts. Maütre Gims was one of them. To their disappointment, I love just about every non-love, non-breakup hit song he’s ever made. Oops.
Love Me Harder (Ariana Grande & The Weeknd) - It took me ages to like The Weeknd but this song helped a lot. This just sounds fantastic regardless of the content (just saying this because I have a tendency to dislike stuff like that). He isn’t even the best singer of the two on this track, wow.
Millionnaire (Soprano) - In a worse year, this would make the list without question. The lyrics aren’t that original but still very good (love the line “remplis-moi les poches d’espoir” (fill my pockets with hope)) and the melody is just beautiful.
On Ă©crit sur les murs (Kids United) - If you recall I put the original version of this on my 1990 list because I liked the Kids United version a lot and also had nothing else to put at the 10th spot on the 1990 list. The fact that I don’t even have enough space for the better version on this list says a lot about how abysmal 1990 was, music-wise.
And now, the actual list!
10 - Centuries (Fall Out Boy)
US: #43 / FR: Not on the list
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Why are these guys still on my lists.
No, seriously. Why. This is yet another song that would be better if it was faster. And the sample is badly used. So I have no idea why it works. One of these days I’ll have to reevaluate Fall Out Boy’s entire discography, take a good look at myself, and admit I possibly like this band and that I’ve been lying to myself for like 15 years... but today is not that day.
9 - Sapés Comme Jamais (Maßtre Gims)
US: Not on the list / FR: #10
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Told you I liked MaĂźtre Gims!
Listen. It’s not my place to comment on the ethics of the whole La Sape movement (which can be summarised as “modern black dandies trying to get the most expensive & beautiful clothes possible”) but you have to admit it’s super cool to have a more energetic and fun version of Suit And Tie. God, that beat. And it’s a ton of fun to sing along with the chorus! And it’s such a convincing song when it’s combined with the music video, you kinda want to look as cool and confident as these guys.
Also quick shoutout to the Sapeuses. Absolute legends & queens, every last one of them.
8 - Style (Taylor Swift)
US: #29 / FR: Not on the list
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That year my s.o went to a party I didn’t want to go to and came back home completely drunk & way too late, crashed on the couch and started to ramble about how “Style” by Taylor Swift had a better sound mixing than the entirety of Epica’s latest album at the time and how amazing it was. For like half an hour.
I completely agree, just to clarify.
7 - Cool For The Summer (Demi Lovato)
US: #53 / FR: Not on the list
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In what is possibly the least controversial opinion on this entire list: I love Cool For The Summer, the melody is great, the lyrics are good, the singing is the best, and you all know that and you all love this song, so yeah. Moving on to-
Oh god here comes #6. Oh shit. Oh no.
Can’t we just skip it and pretend-
6 - Animals (Maroon 5)
US: #46 / FR: Not on the list
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So. I.
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuh.
How can I justify this bullshit.
The truth is: I can’t. Not really. I’m not even entirely sure what happened here. I hate this band and have always hated them, from the start. The lyrics are painfully stupid. The singing is as atrocious as ever. The “AWOOOOO” bit on the bridge is absolutely ridiculous. None of Levine’s “oh look at me I’m so dangerous” act remotely works. There isn’t a single thing I find competent here apart from the melody. I mean it. I’m not saying any of this to look cool. If I wanted to look cool, this certainly wouldn’t be on the list.
But you know what, the sheer incompetence on display here may be exactly why I like it. If it was a credible serial killer song written like an upbeat pop song, it would be disturbing and unlistenable. But the way it’s made, it simply sounds stupid, so you keep imagining some sort of inoffensive nerd pretending he’s a horrible monster (and failing) whenever you hear it. And that, I think, is what pushes it squarely into the “so bad it’s f█cking fantastic” territory, where it joins Butterfly from my 2001 list.
That sounds about right.
5 - Adventure of a Lifetime (Coldplay)
US: Not on the list / FR: #29
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I haven’t mentioned A Head Full of Dreams in that year’s albums, because it came out at the very end of 2015 so I mostly consider it to be a 2016 album. It’s not as good as Mylo Xyloto, and not as consistant as Ghost Stories, but it contains some real gems. Adventure of a Lifetime isn’t nearly my favorite song on it, and I still put it super high here. I love the lyrics in particular (”under this pressure, under this weight, we are diamonds taking shape” oh damn) but the song itself just makes you want to move. I literally can’t listen to it without at least moving my head in rhythm a little bit. It’s nearly as colorful as the album cover. And it’s a joy to sing along the “woooohoooooïżœïżœïżœs!
4 - Stolen Car (MylĂšne Farmer & Sting)
US: Not on the list / FR: #61
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This is Stolen Car (Take Me Dancing), from Sting (2004), rewritten as a half English half French duet where it’s unclear if the female singer is the imaginary lover or the car in the story. You might want to re-read that sentence.
What did I say on a previous list? Ah yes, “I see a duet between two singers I like and I die instantly”. This is also the last time Mylùne Farmer is going to appear on one of my lists. I could say “self care”, but I genuinely don’t like any of her more recent hits, at all. Whatever. She’s been on these lists since the very first one (1988) anyway.
It’s been a wild ride, to say the least.
3 - Shut Up And Dance (Walk the Moon)
US: #6 / FR: Not on the list
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And for the second least controversial opinion on this list: despite the massive overplay, I never EVER got tired of this, it’s colorful, energetic, super fun, and it’s still on my mp3 player to this day. Just a fantastic song. And a great band! I wish One Foot had been elligible for a future list, it’s super good. Aw.
2 - Ego (Willy Williams)
US: Not on the list / FR: #69
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This is a song about a guy who imagines himself as this super cool elegant dude, but when he looks at himself in the mirror he hates everything he’s seeing.
I know this isn’t supposed to be a song about gender dysphoria but my god is this shit relatable.
To make things even better, it’s served by creepy music box sounds ala The Birthday Massacre and by an untouchable, strange beat. It’s a dark, weird song, but it’s all kinds of wonderful and catchy as hell, and apparently I’m not the only one to think that considering the mindboggling number of views on the youtube music video. Watch it if you haven’t seen it, it’s hypnotic and makes the song even better.
I only discovered this song last year but I’ve listened to it so much since then I really debated if this should be at the #1 spot. It’s just... so horribly relatable.
But you know what’s even more relatable?
Being broke and sad and still trying to have the time of your life.
1 - Downtown (Macklemore & Ryan Lewis)
US: #84 / FR: Not on the list
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Some people call this Thriftshop 2.0 but I think it’s even better than Thriftshop, which was, if you recall one of my previous lists, already pretty damn good in my opinion.
As you probably already know, it’s a song about a guy buying a moped and bragging about him and his friends, and their mopeds, and how cool they look when they ride downtown on their mopeds. I never owned a moped in my life. But I have a super small & shitty car which I love very much and so it’s very relatable. Also I’ve never written the word ‘moped’ so often in a single paragraph before in my life.
I love every single person who sings on this track. I love the music video. I’ve been trying to match the flow of the second verse ever since it came out and I still can’t do it with my shitty accent. It’s full of weird and corny lines, but that’s also why I love it so much. The dialogue at the beginning! “Dope, my crew is ill, and all we need is two good wheels”! “Head into the dealership and drop a stack and cop a Kawasaki, I'm stunting on everybody, hella raw, pass the wasabi”! “My seat is leather, alright, I'm lying, it's pleather / But girl, we could still ride together / You don't need an Uber, you don't need a cab / F█ck a bus pass, you got a moped man”!! “Cut the bullshit / Get off my mullet / Stone washed, so raw / Moped like a bullet - NYAOOOOOO”!! “Running around the whole town / Neighbors yelling at me like, "You need to slow down." / Going thirty-eight, Dan, chill the f█ck out / Mow your damn lawn and sit the hell down”!!! Oh shit, I basically quoted one third of the song. I just. Ugh. I love it so much, okay?
Cringe culture is dead and we peed on its grave. We spend enough time in our lives feeling miserable. Like what you like. Even if it’s super ridiculous. No: especially if it’s super ridiculous. Live a little, damn it.
Next up: The Year Everything Went Wrong Except Pop Music
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sulkiflimusic-blog · 4 years ago
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CANON ROCK - SAPE COVER - SAPEINSTRUMEN
Semoga bisa berguna dan Menghibur
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youropiniondoesnotmattertome · 5 years ago
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30 days left
Preparation almost 40% dah siap
Tapi i am in a big trouble
Loan tunang aku tak lepas
Dah almost sebulan dia try sana sini tp xlepas sbb dia status kontrak walaupun dia kerja gov Gred41..satu bank xnak terima..even dah guna kabel mak aku
Sedih gila
Today Aeon Credit call ckp loan dia approved..dia mcm lega
Tapi aku buat further research and aku ckp dgn dia xyah apply loan dgn Aeon Credit.Diorang nak charge interest 18%..aku kira2...nak pinjam 25k...kena byr balik extra 18k..fuh..so i tell him to forget it...silap2 bwk bahana lagi nanti.
So we are running out of options now
Kesan xdpt loan ni wedding aku mungkin terjejas.
Sbb duit savings dia mmg tak cukup.
Even nak cukup kan hantaran i have to fork out all my savings..i mean all...brg hantaran pun aku beli untuk aku.
Untuk majlis belah aku mungkin lepas tp dia xde sesen pun untuk belah majlis dia
Aku pissed off gila family dia yg ramai tu sorang pun xde nak tolong dia..dia cover from A-Z...mcm kawen dgn sebatang kara weyh..serious..apa guna saudara kalau xley tolong sbb tunang aku ni anak yatim..xde ayah dah...baik xyah ada keluarga.
So aku buntu gila.Savings aku habis.No honeymoon.And majlis belah dia i honestly tak tau mana kitaorg nak cari duit.
So girls,next time cari la lelaki yg parents dia mampu and tak biar anak sorang2 tanggung semua...carilah yg sekufu...i have to redha sbb this is what i chose..too late if nak batalkan semua..but aku dah foresee akan ada masalah marriage aku nanti...sbb aku dah nampak aku mungkin takkan taat dgn dia sbb aku yg akan byk keluar duit nanti...so xke jadi derhaka tu?
Honestly kalau aku tau dari awal mcm ni aku takkan proceed with the wedding...it means dia tak mampu and aku pun tak mampu...tapi dah terlewat sgt.
Yes i am frustrated sbb kawan2 aku laki diorang elok je..and parents and family pun ada nak supoort...tapi aku tak dapat mcm tu.What did i do wrong? Knp aku selalu dpt benda yg susah je dlm hidup aku :(
Kalau ikutkan aku mmg nak batalkan the wedding tapi mmg tak la..kad semua dah edar...
Tadi buat calculations budget dgn family and i really dont know mana dia nak cari duit.
Bank satu pun xterima...aeon credit dah mcm along..silap2 lepas kawen lg suffer..
So yeah mmg aku stress sgt2
Tunang aku?
Instead cari solutions dia lemah semangat mcm lelaki lembik.Letih aku nak push dia.Aku tau dia tertekan tp salah dia..sape suruh ajak kawen kalau duit takde kan? Now look what happened.
Lelaki lain gigih buat double jobs dia gigih vape.Effort ala kadar je
His actions have jeopardised everything.
Aku byk doa mintak mudah...org kata nak bina masjid Allah mudahkan tapi not in our situation.So aku tak tau whether this is a sign yg aku choose to ignore.
Last option pinjam dgn mak aku.
Tapi serious malu gila.
Aku sedih.Mcm tak excited nak kawen.
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kana-go · 6 years ago
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Poisoned and covered with dots?!
Sorry, I can’t, I’ve just run the poem from this post through a translator (from Italian into my native language), and the result promptly sent me under the table laughing.
Original poem:
La Pasqua Napoletana
Pasca vo’ ‘a menestrella mmaretata cu 'a gallenella, 'a 'nnoglia e 'e saciccielle, ’ll'ainìello a 'o furno, 'o ppoco 'e spezzatiello. 'a felluccia 'e ricotta e e’ supressata. Quatt'ova toste na cimm’ 'e nzalata, Na carcioffola e 'o fiasco 'e marainiello; Po’, se sape, 'a pastiera, 'o casatiello, 'a pres 'e roce e na pres arraggiata.
- G. Fico
What I’ve got (and translated into English, literally):
You're walking towards the sofnened stew with gallenella and bags. I'm walking into an oven, I'm poisoned and covered with dots. Felluccia, ricotta and suppressed. Quattro Cresta in Cimm and with a nook. There are both carcioffola and fiasco in marainiello. Po, sape, pastiera, casatiello, prisoner and police officer and prisoner.
My, online translators are sooo imperfect yet. But so funny^^
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hyper-real-hedgehog · 4 years ago
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also not only limbs have prosthetics, i have a prosthetic right eye (had my eye removed bc of cancer as a kid, im fine now, i was too young to remember), it’s not functional, as in i can’t see through it, it’s mostly to hold the soft tissue of the socket in place, bc apparently its the kind of tissue that keeps growing if left free, and protect it (it’s soft tissue, it would hurt like a bitch if even one grain of sand got there) and also for aesthetic purposes, bc it would be weird to see someone casually walking with an empty eyesocket, the prosthetic itself is not saped like a whole eyeball like some would expect, it’s more like a contact lens (but bigger so it covers the whole socket), i have to take it out daily for cleaning (empty sockets still make eye goop) and while i needed help as a kid, with time it becomes pretty easy, it just slips under the eyelid
i wrote a lot bc it might be helpful if you want to write a character with a prosthetic eye, if yu have more questions you can DM me
include physically disabled people in your body positivity.
prosthetics, mobility aids, hearing aids, etc. are often extensions of our body to us. not accessories.
these things are highly stigmatized and cause people to think it's okay for them to invade our privacy, boundaries, and bodies.
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mycove01 · 6 years ago
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Sape Links Network Alternative
When it comes to SEO, you can boost your website’s rank position in two ways: improve your website so that it is valuable and appealing to users (so-called onsite SEO) or increase its authority with links from external sources (off-site SEO). Ideally, you should combine both methods. It is not hard to figure out how to enhance your website – just post relevant and useful content, make the website visually pleasing and convenient to visitors and you should be good. The question is how to make other websites link to your digital platform. In fact, there are many ways to do so and Sape Links Network is one of them. But is it all it’s cracked up to be?Maybe you should look for a Sape Links Network alternative? Let’s take a closer look at the service and other options you may want to give a shot.
📑 Sape Links Network Alternative Table of Contents:
What is Sape Links Network? Is There a Sape Links Network Alternative For 2019? Are there any Sape Links Network Alternatives That are Free? What about cheaper Sape Links Network Alternatives? What is The Best Sape Links Network Alternative?
What is Sape Links Network
Sape Links Network is a marketplace for SEO experts and webmasters where you can sell or buy backlinks. The service is a useful source of high-quality (at least, this is what is promised) links that cover all the bases (in our case, niches). As of today, the network is comprised of about 700 000 websites, all eager to post your link in a footer, sidebar, or the top of their home pages.
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Sounds great on paper, doesn’t it? There is a catch, though. Most of the websites on Sape Links Network are from non-English countries. This comes as no surprise given the fact that the service was originally launched in Russia. They do have websites in English but their number is far from the advertised ‘700 000’. Plus, you will have to pay extra if you desire to fetch a link exclusively from English-speaking platforms.
One more thing, the service allows for up to 10 outbound links from each website. In our opinion, 10 is a little bit too much. Such a heavy outbound linking may result in a red flag raised by the search engines. If Google decides that a website is spammy, a reference obtained from it will lose all its value.
Is There a Sape Links Network Alternative for 2019?
The said above may push you to look for a Sape Links Network alternative. We have no doubt that you will find a plethora of link building services but are they worth it? If you seek safety, tangible results, and the ability to manage your link building tactics as you please, there is only one worthy service – RealSiteLinks.com.
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Why is it better? RealSiteLinks meticulously checks all websites before adding them to their database. It is done to sift out PBNs, low authority, and spammy websites. The service accepts only real websites from real website owners that are indexed in Google and have low OBL (outbound links). Unlike Sape Links Network, RealSiteLinks permits only three links on every website meaning your source won’t get spammy.
Opting for RealSiteLinks, you can select which sites to use for external linking, how many, and for how long. The service provides metrics and categories so that you can effortlessly choose a relevant niche and website quality that meets your requirements. Contrary to Sape Links Network, you are able to acquire every link individually instead of purchasing a package of at least 25 references of the same quality. Thus, you can make use of diverse sources and even drip feed your backlinks so that the whole process of link building looks natural in Google’s eyes.
Are there any Sape Links Network Alternatives That are Free?
Strictly saying, there are a few alternatives that are conditionally free. For example, you can create a profile of your business on one of web directories and link a chosen anchor to your website. As you may have already guessed, this method is very time consuming since you need to sign up, verify your email, and create content for your profile. However, the biggest drawback of this method is that it doesn’t really work in 2019. Such directories have lost their value and some of them are deemed as ‘junky’. With a link from such a questionable source, you will achieve the opposite result – instead of boosting your ranking in Google, you are likely to get a penalty.
Guest posting is another popular way to obtain a backlink but it is not deprived of shortcomings. You will have to manually contact blog owners and ask if they will accept a post from you on a free basis. If you reach out to a hundred bloggers you will likely to only find a few that agree to feature your link. Needless to say, this strategy is not effective time-wise. Moreover, you will have to hire someone or spend even more time on writing content for a blog.
Another strategy you can use to get a free reference is broken link building. You will have to rake through the Internet hunting down websites with broken links. Then you will need to contact a website owner, point out that there is a broken link, and suggest replacing it with a working link to your website. Does this method work? Yes, it does but is it fast and easy? Not at all.
The bottom line is that there are free Sape Links Network alternatives but they are practically useless if you are short on patience or want to achieve substantial results in little to no time.
What about cheaper Sape Links Network Alternatives?
Sape Links Network’s packages start from $77 per month for 25 homepage links from DA/PA and TF/CF 10+ sites. This doesn’t sound particularly expensive but you can get backlinks even cheaper than that. RealSiteLinks, for instance, doesn’t impose any plans with a fixed number of links meaning you can buy as many as you want within your budget. The prices start from $3 per link so 25 links will cost $75. This is about the same as Sape Links Network charges for the Silver package. But what if you want to purchase only 10, or 30, or, let’s say, 70 links? With RealSiteLinks, the number of links you rent may vary as you please while the competitor obliges you to buy 25, 50, 100 or 200 links. Thus, RealSiteLinks is a much more flexible and cost-conscious Sape Links Network alternative.
What is The Best Sape Links Network Alternative?
If you seek a way to acquire high-quality external links from websites you can trust, RealSiteLinks is a commendable service. Not only does it transcend Sape Links Network in terms of safety, quality of websites provided, and ease of use, but also it allows adjusting the number of external sources you utilize. It is also a cheaper alternative to Sape Links Network, which is highly beneficial for SEO experts on a shoestring budget.
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Sape Links Network Alternative
When it comes to SEO, you can boost your website’s rank position in two ways: improve your website so that it is valuable and appealing to users (so-called onsite SEO) or increase its authority with links from external sources (off-site SEO). Ideally, you should combine both methods. It is not hard to figure out how to enhance your website – just post relevant and useful content, make the website visually pleasing and convenient to visitors and you should be good. The question is how to make other websites link to your digital platform. In fact, there are many ways to do so and Sape Links Network is one of them. But is it all it’s cracked up to be?Maybe you should look for a Sape Links Network alternative? Let’s take a closer look at the service and other options you may want to give a shot.
📑 Sape Links Network Alternative Table of Contents:
What is Sape Links Network? Is There a Sape Links Network Alternative For 2019? Are there any Sape Links Network Alternatives That are Free? What about cheaper Sape Links Network Alternatives? What is The Best Sape Links Network Alternative?
What is Sape Links Network
Sape Links Network is a marketplace for SEO experts and webmasters where you can sell or buy backlinks. The service is a useful source of high-quality (at least, this is what is promised) links that cover all the bases (in our case, niches). As of today, the network is comprised of about 700 000 websites, all eager to post your link in a footer, sidebar, or the top of their home pages.
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Sounds great on paper, doesn’t it? There is a catch, though. Most of the websites on Sape Links Network are from non-English countries. This comes as no surprise given the fact that the service was originally launched in Russia. They do have websites in English but their number is far from the advertised ‘700 000’. Plus, you will have to pay extra if you desire to fetch a link exclusively from English-speaking platforms.
One more thing, the service allows for up to 10 outbound links from each website. In our opinion, 10 is a little bit too much. Such a heavy outbound linking may result in a red flag raised by the search engines. If Google decides that a website is spammy, a reference obtained from it will lose all its value.
Is There a Sape Links Network Alternative for 2019?
The said above may push you to look for a Sape Links Network alternative. We have no doubt that you will find a plethora of link building services but are they worth it? If you seek safety, tangible results, and the ability to manage your link building tactics as you please, there is only one worthy service – RealSiteLinks.com.
Tumblr media
Why is it better? RealSiteLinks meticulously checks all websites before adding them to their database. It is done to sift out PBNs, low authority, and spammy websites. The service accepts only real websites from real website owners that are indexed in Google and have low OBL (outbound links). Unlike Sape Links Network, RealSiteLinks permits only three links on every website meaning your source won’t get spammy.
Opting for RealSiteLinks, you can select which sites to use for external linking, how many, and for how long. The service provides metrics and categories so that you can effortlessly choose a relevant niche and website quality that meets your requirements. Contrary to Sape Links Network, you are able to acquire every link individually instead of purchasing a package of at least 25 references of the same quality. Thus, you can make use of diverse sources and even drip feed your backlinks so that the whole process of link building looks natural in Google’s eyes.
Are there any Sape Links Network Alternatives That are Free?
Strictly saying, there are a few alternatives that are conditionally free. For example, you can create a profile of your business on one of web directories and link a chosen anchor to your website. As you may have already guessed, this method is very time consuming since you need to sign up, verify your email, and create content for your profile. However, the biggest drawback of this method is that it doesn’t really work in 2019. Such directories have lost their value and some of them are deemed as ‘junky’. With a link from such a questionable source, you will achieve the opposite result – instead of boosting your ranking in Google, you are likely to get a penalty.
Guest posting is another popular way to obtain a backlink but it is not deprived of shortcomings. You will have to manually contact blog owners and ask if they will accept a post from you on a free basis. If you reach out to a hundred bloggers you will likely to only find a few that agree to feature your link. Needless to say, this strategy is not effective time-wise. Moreover, you will have to hire someone or spend even more time on writing content for a blog.
Another strategy you can use to get a free reference is broken link building. You will have to rake through the Internet hunting down websites with broken links. Then you will need to contact a website owner, point out that there is a broken link, and suggest replacing it with a working link to your website. Does this method work? Yes, it does but is it fast and easy? Not at all.
The bottom line is that there are free Sape Links Network alternatives but they are practically useless if you are short on patience or want to achieve substantial results in little to no time.
What about cheaper Sape Links Network Alternatives?
Sape Links Network’s packages start from $77 per month for 25 homepage links from DA/PA and TF/CF 10+ sites. This doesn’t sound particularly expensive but you can get backlinks even cheaper than that. RealSiteLinks, for instance, doesn’t impose any plans with a fixed number of links meaning you can buy as many as you want within your budget. The prices start from $3 per link so 25 links will cost $75. This is about the same as Sape Links Network charges for the Silver package. But what if you want to purchase only 10, or 30, or, let’s say, 70 links? With RealSiteLinks, the number of links you rent may vary as you please while the competitor obliges you to buy 25, 50, 100 or 200 links. Thus, RealSiteLinks is a much more flexible and cost-conscious Sape Links Network alternative.
What is The Best Sape Links Network Alternative?
If you seek a way to acquire high-quality external links from websites you can trust, RealSiteLinks is a commendable service. Not only does it transcend Sape Links Network in terms of safety, quality of websites provided, and ease of use, but also it allows adjusting the number of external sources you utilize. It is also a cheaper alternative to Sape Links Network, which is highly beneficial for SEO experts on a shoestring budget.
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astelspirals · 6 years ago
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Sape Links Network Alternative
When it comes to SEO, you can boost your website’s rank position in two ways: improve your website so that it is valuable and appealing to users (so-called onsite SEO) or increase its authority with links from external sources (off-site SEO). Ideally, you should combine both methods. It is not hard to figure out how to enhance your website – just post relevant and useful content, make the website visually pleasing and convenient to visitors and you should be good. The question is how to make other websites link to your digital platform. In fact, there are many ways to do so and Sape Links Network is one of them. But is it all it’s cracked up to be? Maybe you should look for a Sape Links Network alternative? Let’s take a closer look at the service and other options you may want to give a shot.
📑 Sape Links Network Alternative Table of Contents:
What is Sape Links Network? Is There a Sape Links Network Alternative For 2019? Are there any Sape Links Network Alternatives That are Free? What about cheaper Sape Links Network Alternatives? What is The Best Sape Links Network Alternative?
What is Sape Links Network
Sape Links Network is a marketplace for SEO experts and webmasters where you can sell or buy backlinks. The service is a useful source of high-quality (at least, this is what is promised) links that cover all the bases (in our case, niches). As of today, the network is comprised of about 700 000 websites, all eager to post your link in a footer, sidebar, or the top of their home pages.
Tumblr media
Sounds great on paper, doesn’t it? There is a catch, though. Most of the websites on Sape Links Network are from non-English countries. This comes as no surprise given the fact that the service was originally launched in Russia. They do have websites in English but their number is far from the advertised ‘700 000’. Plus, you will have to pay extra if you desire to fetch a link exclusively from English-speaking platforms.
One more thing, the service allows for up to 10 outbound links from each website. In our opinion, 10 is a little bit too much. Such a heavy outbound linking may result in a red flag raised by the search engines. If Google decides that a website is spammy, a reference obtained from it will lose all its value.
Is There a Sape Links Network Alternative for 2019?
The said above may push you to look for a Sape Links Network alternative. We have no doubt that you will find a plethora of link building services but are they worth it? If you seek safety, tangible results, and the ability to manage your link building tactics as you please, there is only one worthy service – RealSiteLinks.com.
Tumblr media
Why is it better? RealSiteLinks meticulously checks all websites before adding them to their database. It is done to sift out PBNs, low authority, and spammy websites. The service accepts only real websites from real website owners that are indexed in Google and have low OBL (outbound links). Unlike Sape Links Network, RealSiteLinks permits only three links on every website meaning your source won’t get spammy.
Opting for RealSiteLinks, you can select which sites to use for external linking, how many, and for how long. The service provides metrics and categories so that you can effortlessly choose a relevant niche and website quality that meets your requirements. Contrary to Sape Links Network, you are able to acquire every link individually instead of purchasing a package of at least 25 references of the same quality. Thus, you can make use of diverse sources and even drip feed your backlinks so that the whole process of link building looks natural in Google’s eyes.
Are there any Sape Links Network Alternatives That are Free?
Strictly saying, there are a few alternatives that are conditionally free. For example, you can create a profile of your business on one of web directories and link a chosen anchor to your website. As you may have already guessed, this method is very time consuming since you need to sign up, verify your email, and create content for your profile. However, the biggest drawback of this method is that it doesn’t really work in 2019. Such directories have lost their value and some of them are deemed as ‘junky’. With a link from such a questionable source, you will achieve the opposite result – instead of boosting your ranking in Google, you are likely to get a penalty.
Guest posting is another popular way to obtain a backlink but it is not deprived of shortcomings. You will have to manually contact blog owners and ask if they will accept a post from you on a free basis. If you reach out to a hundred bloggers you will likely to only find a few that agree to feature your link. Needless to say, this strategy is not effective time-wise. Moreover, you will have to hire someone or spend even more time on writing content for a blog.
Another strategy you can use to get a free reference is broken link building. You will have to rake through the Internet hunting down websites with broken links. Then you will need to contact a website owner, point out that there is a broken link, and suggest replacing it with a working link to your website. Does this method work? Yes, it does but is it fast and easy? Not at all.
The bottom line is that there are free Sape Links Network alternatives but they are practically useless if you are short on patience or want to achieve substantial results in little to no time.
What about cheaper Sape Links Network Alternatives?
Sape Links Network’s packages start from $77 per month for 25 homepage links from DA/PA and TF/CF 10+ sites. This doesn’t sound particularly expensive but you can get backlinks even cheaper than that. RealSiteLinks, for instance, doesn’t impose any plans with a fixed number of links meaning you can buy as many as you want within your budget. The prices start from $3 per link so 25 links will cost $75. This is about the same as Sape Links Network charges for the Silver package. But what if you want to purchase only 10, or 30, or, let’s say, 70 links? With RealSiteLinks, the number of links you rent may vary as you please while the competitor obliges you to buy 25, 50, 100 or 200 links. Thus, RealSiteLinks is a much more flexible and cost-conscious Sape Links Network alternative.
What is The Best Sape Links Network Alternative?
If you seek a way to acquire high-quality external links from websites you can trust, RealSiteLinks is a commendable service. Not only does it transcend Sape Links Network in terms of safety, quality of websites provided, and ease of use, but also it allows adjusting the number of external sources you utilize. It is also a cheaper alternative to Sape Links Network, which is highly beneficial for SEO experts on a shoestring budget.
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kingsmenuniverse · 2 years ago
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Wooden Shade card Types of timber species
A shade card is designed to block direct sunlight from your pergola or patio area without sacrificing valuable indoor or outdoor space. The combination of a compact design and high-quality materials makes these shade cards durable and stylish while providing you with a fully filtered shade.
This new eco-friendly Wooden Shade Card will fit perfectly with all wooden floors, guarding against the negative impact of UV rays and keeping your rooms cool during sunny days and warm evenings.
These custom-designed shades come in a range of designs and hues for the ultimate in luxury. You feel your home is a reflection of your individual taste because of the serene ambience the gentle light produces.
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Types of Timber species
Burmese Teak
Sieana Walnut
Merbau
Sapeli
Iron Wood
Thinwin
Iroko
Wenge
American White Oak
Maple
Ipe
Brazilian Cherry
 1. Burmese Teak
Burmese Teak is the ideal choice if you're seeking a timeless, traditional, and real form of hardwood flooring that has been used since ancient times. The teak tree yields the exotic wood known as Burmese Teak. Thailand, Cambodia, and Vietnam are just a few places in South East Asia where you might find it.
2. Sieana Walnut
Sieana Walnut is a hefty, solid wood that has more strength properties than Teak. The colour of the heartwood varies, ranging from light brown with a few tiny streaks to dark brown with darker bands or streaks. The wood has a generally straight grain, but it is frequently interlaced or uneven, has a rough to medium feel, and has a dull to medium gloss.
3. Merbau
Merbau is a hardwood with heartwood that shifts from light to dark. This gives the Merbau flooring a natural appearance and brings out the beauty of the colour pattern. Merbau is resistant to insect attacks and strong enough to stand up to heavy foot traffic and pets.
4. Sapeli
Sapeli is a range of natural hardwood floors that have been expertly crafted and stave off warping. Made from beech, oak and other European hardwoods, Sapeli floors stay true to their original shape for longer – resulting in higher quality, more durable hardwood flooring that's easy to clean
5. Iron Wood
Iron Wood is the perfect design for your kitchen, dining room or any other room in your home. With a European dark walnut finish and stain, these floors are very attractive and easy to keep clean. The flooring will work well with most styles of furniture and cabinetry while providing a classic look that would not go out of style for years to come.
6. Thinwin
Thinwin is the perfect choice for neutral-coloured flooring. Combine the warmth of walnut with the understated beauty of white to create a modern and minimalistic feel that works in any room. A thin, minimalist line makes these floors ideal for living rooms, dining rooms, bedrooms and more.
 7. Wenge
Wenge is a striking hardwood that evokes both sophistication and sophistication. This beautiful, durable wood combines rich colors with a high luster. Wenge is a great choice for furniture, cabinets and bedroom floors because it's resistant to dyes and finishes.
8. Maple
A strong, natural look that is perfect for any room in your house. A beautiful wood floor is a finishing touch to your home decor. The grain of maple and the colour variations give this flooring a very natural look and feel.
9. Ipe
Ipe is typically reddish brown, sometimes with a greenish tinge, often with lighter or darker striping. It can be covered with yellow lapachol powder. Much of what looks similar to teak wood. Ipe wood comes in good long lengths with a limited warp. Sapwood is much lighter white or yellow, usually removed at the mill, although small strips along the edge can be present. Ipe hardwood has no distinctive odour or taste.
10. American White Oak
The heartwood can vary in colour from light tan or pale yellow-brown to dark or pale brown and can have a pinkish tint. The wood usually has a straight, open grain and is medium to course in texture. It has a longer ray than red oak, and therefore displays more figures, which can include swirls, crotch pattern.
 Where to Buy the best quality wooden Shade card?
 Kingsmen is the best wooden flooring company in Bangalore that delivers the finest flooring solutions and remodels your space, whether it's residential or commercial. They design your space with impressive styles and a variety of different wood species based on your specifications. They are of the largest distributors of engineered wooden flooring in India.
 The company is located in Bangalore, one of the best wooden flooring companies in Bangalore. The Kingsmen, Wooden Flooring Dealers in Bangalore also have a proficient team to give a better and the best premium products and services.
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tar-one · 3 years ago
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DISPO SUR TOUTES LES PLATEFRORMES DE STREAMING !!!
Des galĂšres, notamment de terribles inondations qui ont tabassĂ© ma pauvre ville, ont salement retardĂ© mes plans. Les plans en questions : un bon paquet de featurings pour poursuivre cette sĂ©rie « Juskomsa and Friends » commencĂ©e il y a quelques mois (avec « Rock ça » feat Taipan sur une prod de Crystal Camino), un mini album « Un peu de temps » que j’ai Ă©crit lors du confinement et, cerise sur le gĂąteau, mon bouquin+album sur lequel je planche depuis une dizaine d’annĂ©es (dont 9 de procrastination et de presqu’abandon). Je suis assis sur un tonne de morceaux que j’ai trop hĂąte de partager.
PrĂ©sentement, c’est le moment du deuxiĂšme track de la sĂ©rie « Juskomsa and friends » intitulĂ© « Hubris ». J’avais envie depuis quelques temps de rebosser avec le beatmaker Math Mayer et les MC’s BĂ©hybĂ© Invaderdz et Moudjad Alias OG Moodj. J’ai dĂ©cidĂ© de faire d’une pierre trois coups. La prod est dingue, puissante et procure des Ă©motions de par sa force, les 2 MCs sont des virtuoses, des lĂ©gendes des trĂ©fonds de l’underground me rĂ©galant depuis plus de 20 ans avec leurs verses hyper techniques, donnant une impression de facilitĂ© grĂące Ă  cette incroyable fluiditĂ© naturelle. Et comme on ne fait pas les choses Ă  moitiĂ©, on ne se contente pas de flow, ya de trĂšs sĂ©rieuses lines pour les amateurs de lyricisme. Pas besoin de refrain. Pas besoin de clip. Pas besoin de chichi. Juste du putain de rap. Enjoy et propage !
Rap : Tar One, Béhybé, Moudjad Beat : Math Mayer Mix : Taipan Cover : 'Daex'
Tar One
Ils pensaient tes idées folles
Ils sermonnent, déconnent car toi tu les savais bonnes
Des tonnes d’efforts, ça dĂ©colle
Tu te sens trĂšs fort et t’moques des gros haters que ça dĂ©sole
S’ils te salissent qu’ils boivent le calice jusqu’à la lie
Toi tu savoures ta success story, sonne l’hallali
Ça t’adore, en feu comme girafe de Salvador Dali
Ça va fort, t’atteins le pinacle, concu KO : Ali
Ton appétit devient gargantuesque
Veux plus, Yes Men simulent tu trouves ça marrant, tu es l’seul
Convoitise, démesure, surenchÚre
De gloire ivre, ça t’rassure, face à conscience tu prends cher
Tu la sapes, tu la zappes, tu abuses, tue le biz
T’es le Boss, le Top, le froc tu l’abaisses vu le buzz
Dans le trou noir du pouvoir tu te perds, ta merde croĂźt
Des comme toi dans tous domaines, on connait la trajectoire !
Béhybé
Tous poussé par l'avidité, on cherche des liquidités,
collecte les inimitiĂ©s, tandis que des gars dit honnĂȘte font dans le dĂ©lit d'initiĂ©,
plus rentable que le vol de camionnettes, puériles et divisés,
nous le sommes ! Dans cette numérique odyssée,
je toussote, est-ce mon cou qui gonfle ? pourtant je suis tout seul derriĂšre les stats d'insta
Ronfle mon esprit critique
Que je comble de débris d'idées, de mépris twitté
Et on s'Ă©trippe d'IP en IP,
nos pouces bleus en disent peu,
une dispense de mots pour une distance de trop ? Un izde
en guise de vis Ă  vis
Une prise de bec, on se bloque et on vit sa vie
On troque le temps ou on croque dedans
Mon reflet perlĂ© sur le pare-brise telle une metaphore de mon ĂȘtre,
un tardicarde peut s'adapter mais pas mon rythme cardiaque
Bile dans le gosier, elle imitant Emmanuelle dans l'osier.
Alors que nous ne cherchons qu'une lueur dans vos yeux...
Moudjad
Est ce que c’est l’époque qui veut l’arrogance
Le choc des réseaux sociaux
Les revenus colossaux
Pour ca qu’tous les ados dansent
Le soif de validation
L’obligation de mise en scùne
Oublie le confidentiel
Nos vies sont Ă©crites dans l’ciel
La mort c’est l’inaction
Rapide satisfactions
Numériques humiliations
Les likes sont providentiels
On veut pas s’rencontrer
On se montre pour se montrer
On s’trompe puis on s’fout la honte
Ce monde peut s’effondrer en une seconde
Mais y’aura personne pour s’en apercevoir
CaptĂ© par l’iPhone On donne pas
On veut que recevoir
Elles veulent ĂȘtre populaires
Pour ça qu’en live elles copulùrent
Mais Rappelle toi que l’on voit tous
les dĂ©fauts quand y’a Trop d’lumiĂšre
Mais tu continues tu publies c’est une lubie
Tu supplies et tu Subis
donne ton pubis pour des rubis
Ton pubis pour des rubis
Ton pubis pour des rubis
Cette soif constante de pouvoir porte un 
.hubris
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N6RaG-FNkg&ab_channel=TarOneDope
https://bfan.link/hubris?fbclid=IwAR3aqnlJvlbaSXZrQd_pXPolAUhoxshOFh-udN-QFjkfB89krSwd5YhzQRQ (il est aussi sur les plateformes non référencées dans le fanlink)
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