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Poor Law

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Black Fem Reader in Mind

Ft. Sanji, Luffy, Zoro, Law, Ace

Luffy

You and him were getting pretty heated and he wanted to have sex on your new beanbag chair, he got too excited while trying to unzip your dress he accidentally unzipped the actual beanbag and a bunch of styrofoam bust all over the place

He thought your clit was something he was supposed to press not rub so he pressed down on it with his thumb when he found it and it hurt like hell

Sanji

He felt himself cumming way too soon so he closed his eyes tightly to think about something else so he thought about gross hairy men and his dick got immediately soft inside you (is that even a thing)

He came a little too much and it got on the ceiling in the kitchen. It was very awkward to explain what happened when the crew was rolling in right as you both were mopping.🧍🏾‍♀️

Ace

Ace kept mocking your moans in a playful way after sex. Usually you wouldn’t care, but eventually you got annoyed and told him you were faking it anyways. He took it to heart and started to cry🧍🏾‍♀️

He fell asleep while eating you out and when you woke him up he bit your clit out of shock

Zoro

(Got this idea from @zoro-kun 😭) He was on top and you dont know why but you slapped his face. He immediately stopped and just stared at you. He didn’t slap you back but he did put you on your stomach and fuck the wind out of you.

He wanted to watch porn with you while fucking but the girl’s moaning was too annoying and he couldn’t hear you so he got annoyed, pulled out and unplugged the tv muttering “Turn this shit off!”

Law

You said you had to pee, but Law just assumed you were about to squirt, so he ignored you and said “let go.” You did, and you in fact peed on him. Alot.

Law wanted to start incorporating more toys in your sex life and so when you offered to bring in a dildo he agreed, then quickly disagreed because the dildo was bigger than him.

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I LOVED THISSSS WTF????

i'm so soft for sanji, i wish someone would hug him and kiss him and tell him he's a good person. and a great cook.

You Appreciating Sanji (SFW)

Black Fem Reader in Mind

You didn’t know what it was about Sanji, but every single time you seen him you just wanted to squeeze his cheeks and tell him how grateful you are to know a guy like him. Of course you, a woman couldn’t do it so easily without him making a bloody mess on your breast, but you’ve thought about just taking the risk.

He was so selfless to his friends and those around him and you felt like he didn’t get enough credit for it. When you seen someone try to thank him he would just say it was his duty to cater to those in need and you just couldn’t accept that.

Sanji single-handedly captured your heart without even trying.

You contemplated all day about your gift to Sanji. Debating whether or not if he will like it, use it, or even accept it, but today was a slow day on the ship and you thought it was as no better time to do this so you exhaled your way out your room and walked over to his kitchen.

“Sanji?”

You peaked your head in immediately inhaling the sweet and savory scent of tonight’s dinner, Sanji was once again hard at work to cook another wonderful feast.

“Y/N-SAN!” His eyes beamed at you with excitement, he absolutely loved your company and loved hearing his name come out of your mouthy even more. He turned down the stove and turned completely to face you while wiping his hands from the counter towel. “Do you need anything, darling?!”

“Oh no i Just um…here.”

You flinched pointing out the card, gift, and rose towards him. You felt like a child giving your class crush a Valentine’s Day card, so it was a bit embarrassing, but you hoped that your heart could stop beating so hard that you could actually face him.

Sanji was taken a back seeing what was in your hand. His love drunken eyes subdued as he reached for the rose, lingering his hand off of yours and then took the card and the beautifully wrapped box.

“What’s this, my love?”

“It’s um…something for you….from me….”

Sanji opened the card and it was a hand written letter decorated with roses and hearts. Granted you wasn’t the best artists but you tried your best to trace what Usopp drew for you the day prior to make it presentable.

“Dear Sanji,”

“Please don’t read that out loud.” You immediately began to get hot on your cheeks, Sanji chuckled at your slight flustered face and held your hand giving it a small peck on your knuckles.

“Dear Sanji,—“

You cringed covering your face with one hand. Of course Sanji meant no harm in reading your letter, he thought it was cute.

“I know I don’t say this enough, but I really thank you for not only being the best cook in the Grand Line, but also a great friend…you really do make a difference on the ship and honestly you couldn’t pay me any amount of berries in the world to replace you because you can’t be replaced. You’re one of the few people in my life I respect and even admire as a person. You’re so sweet and selfless, I really wish I could have given you more than these little trinkets but I hope you know I will forever and always be your number one supporter. I know I’m not the only one that believes this when I say:

I love you, Vinsmoke Sanji.

-Y/N”

You grimaced at your horrible wording, you wasn’t really great with sentimental letters, but you hoped your point was made. It felt like an eternity until Sanji said something so your blinked open one eye through your fingers covering your face. He was staring in awe at your card, holding on to your hand tighter with tears prickling at his corner eyes.

“Um…” You cleared your throat and took the small gift from his hands, “This gift I um…it’s—-“

Sanji swiftly pulled you into his arms hugging you so tightly, you couldn’t even move out of his grip if you tried. He nuzzled his face in your neck sniffling very softly.

“Thank you, Y/N..”

Was all he could say, you felt your shoulder get damped with small tears and you smiled,

“You didn’t have to.”

“I know…but I…wanted to…here…open it.”

He tried laughing through his cries, but you grabbed his cheeks and rubbed his stains away before pointing back down to the box.

He carefully undid the pretty wrapping, almost hesitant because it was done by you and he didn’t want to ruin it. It was a gold and black lighter with his name on it and a rose under. It was gorgeous and so shiny, his eyes lit up.

“I know you collect lighters so I seen that lighter at a vendor and I thought you liked it…and um..yeah I—mmph!”

Out of excitement he pulled your cheeks in for a kiss, rubbing his thumb on your face, Sanji was totally prepared for you to give him the slap of a life time for doing this, but it would have been worth it considering how much you made his heart flutter this evening.

He pulled back taking some of the gloss that was previously on your lips, “S-sorry..heh…you can hit me now.”

“No it’s um…it’s okay, Sanji…I actually was going to…do something similar before I left….but you already beat me to it so that’s that okay bye—!” You tried rushing out the door but he pulled your hand back and walked you to the nearest chair.

“W-wait! Wait! Stay please! ….Thank you, Y/N I’m….I love all of this.”

You let out a breath you didn’t know you were holding and smiled back at home warmly. His voice was as sincere as his words and you wrapped your arms around his neck.

“You’re welcome, Sanji. Love you.”

He nearly had a bleeding fit over your shoulder but tried his best to hold it in to not ruin this moment so he just buried his face back into your neck praising you of small thank you’s

“I love you, Y/N.”

It’s been 2 years and To this day Sanji has kept all three gifts, the card now sitting tall on his nightstand, his lighter in his pocket, and the now whithered rose zipped in a little baggy in his drawer.

Just like Sanji, you managed to capture his heart without doing much of anything after that.